O MIGHTY WATCHER!
THOU ART ALL AND ALL ART IN THEE
FREE ME FROM MORTALS
INTOXICATE WITH THY SELF LOVE
O MIGHTY SENTINEL!
THOU ART THE CONSCIOUS ONE
BREAK THE MONOTONY OF EXISTENCE
THAT I MAY ILLUMINATE!
O MIGHTY WATCHER!
O MIGHTY WATCHER!
furries get out
yiff me mami
Well blasphemy refers to insulting holy things
Chaos is ultimately beyond the holy and the unholy
If you consider it holy, then that's assigning a static attribute to it and it's no longer really chaos
Though, from the perspective of the "holy," it's rather unholy because it's blasphemous by its very nature in its rejection of the order of the holy
Hard to explain the feeling of being high
Waves of euphoria, spaceyness, things are a lot more enjoyable in general
And I think people tend to be a lot less conscious when drunk
Also, Chrome is working now. See? It learned its lesson
Hey cute kitten
Cool story bro
Did you get what I sent you
hehe yeah I'm nowhere near conscious when drunk. but yeah I think I get the difference
w-what'd you do to it?
how are you
I always seemed to be for some reason
Like, most people don't remember things that happen when they were drunk, but I still remember the time I took like 20 shots and thought I was going to die
I'm kind of kidding; I'm just referring to how I said IE is better than it :3
When? Today? Been at work so far so nope
Is it from that bitch again
I remember not being able to walk five feet to the garbage can and just kind of falling off the bed onto the floor when I tried
Fine, being sober for like a whole day and a half is a bit weird though
not a whole lot, you?
i feel like i broke my finger, this sucks
Fucking kill me
I actually sent it to you on Steam days ago, but you may not have gotten it because your friends use that account or whatever
I sent it on Skype today though
Yeah it's from her
It's not sacred or non-sacred
Again, that's assigning an attribute to it
tired but managing
No big deal to miss stuff once in a while
I feel like people don't actually need to show up for class in general to get good grades anyway
Just study and stuff
I guess it's for the best or something
Drink coffee :3
oh no what would I ever do
awh that's no fun, do you fast drink?
ohh heh ok
feel well! ni ni
kill the clock
It was kind of fast that time
I was in a drinking contest on cam with a crazy person
i might actually get some after this class
guess i will finally have to figure out how to put my bike on the front of the bus :^)
I threw it on the ground
The prof starts as soon as the class starts
But most of the work is from the textbook anyway
Well you just might need to show up because some teachers start taking points off for missed classes because they need the validation of thinking you need them to learn and not just the textbook
old as fuk
like when alcohol doesn't really feel yet I just walk around a bit or lay down and then it makes you go soooo numb
change your name
it took me half an hour to find this youtube.com
when it should have been 3 minutes
Why and is that even a thing
Maybe I'll use later today as my drunk time; I still have lots of Absinthe
top tier rogue but probably on the bottom of his top tier
yeah there's just a bike rack that folds up and down so people who have bikes can ride
i would just bike to coffee but it's almost all uphill so fuck that
There are lots of hills here
Not great for biking in general
Texas was so much better for that
i would be more productive today
IF I DIDNT MIX MONSTERCAT WITH MONSTERKITTEN
yeah this campus is awful for hills
i love biking but its just so inefficient for most trips i make
you know that's what the name is from right
Im gonna do that tomorrow, even bought tonic for the gin so I can finally drink more of it
now change it
monsterluke or something
Ever had Absinthe? I'd think maybe you'd like it since you've had so much anise stuff your whole life :3
Gonna read when I get home altho I decided to deal with the cunt when and where I see fit. That moron got no saying for shit in anything
gib folder :3
He's the head of the dept
He doesn't give a fuck
My feet hurt because I laced my sneakers too tight
Life is pain
Sup with u
i will do anything
Am in city
City is dirty
nah I haven't.
want to though, maybe I'll get it when I got spare money.
but yeah anise is too lovely
way too tired, don't really know what to do today
find someone with go pro and a very long extendable self portrait stick, run 5 laps around college while yelling my name.
record it with fully extend self portrait stick and camera facing you
I wonder what a touhou butt smells like
I actually read it now
Just don't say anythin' bitch is a fuckin waste of time
Go hang out with the last girl you talked to
it smells just like the other part of their body
he said anything :3
If I just wait for everyone to reply and then post walls I'll probably miss posts less
Well it's a good workout if you're willing to be a trooper
She's basically saying she checked and the marriage isn't even recognized there and stuff lol
Interesting that him having more going on in his job is what causes him to not give a fuck
I'm actually not even sure what part of the Absinthe taste is anise; I don't remember having other anise things so I can't compare it
Don't you want to end the marriage?
drink anise milk~
I want youmu to sit on my face
nah fuck that shit i will just walk
You really enjoy that kinda shit, eh?
If you don't have an affinity for the subject or have trouble being a self starter, idk how you would pass
There's this preggo woman who somehow has made it through the classes with me over the semesters, idk how she does it
0 interest in the topics
Its already over, altho I don't trust that fucking retarded trogdolyte with any kind of information. Lets believe shit doesn't count as she said and leave it at that. Kinda neck deep in all kinds of crap and have neither time nor resources to run around offices now
So just tell her to eat shit and die, I think its an appropriate response
And if that creep is reading this thread, you are damn lucky you left this country alive
Itll wake you up and you'll have something to do
I'm gonna get this reading done
DON'T FORGET TO TELL HER TO EAT SHIT AND DIE KTHX
you have a promise, jack
you really gonna do it?
it's not everyday someone willing to do anything for me!
For some reason every time we talk I'm hammered beyond recognition so I can't remember that at all, hence it doesn't count.
so i'll use this chance to get what i've been secretly want :3
do i need to say it?
also that explains a lot of your behavior
Tbh i would have demanded something similar
Nice reply quality
Tfw ticket prices were 414 last week but I didn't buy
Now they're like 450
fuckin rekt kiddo
im going to have to keep watch but mine has sat around 550
Yeah I'm sometimes bored enough to hit up random people and you seem like somebody who won't gossip about it probably thats why
Remind me elsewhere if you will. If I didn't promise some outrageous bullshit then I'll try to keep it
You live over to cali than me
I want to suck on a touhous feet holy shit
yes but think
almost certainly more flights from ny to ca than nc to ca
why am i 9/0
i'm just a random
i'll skype you later
it's fun asking for something weird
You are one of the three random I dare to talk with clouded mind. I don't trust the rest for shit
be back later
That involves people I have known for decades, I don't trust them at all
It doesn't matter how long you have known somebody 95% of the people are simple spineless scum
i wont rest until i know the other two have stopped breathing
And having that thing being for you is pretty cool
today is a cold day in hell
That farm tho.
who can farm if there's always 3 / 4 bot
[X] Wash the NEET
[X] Feed the NEET
[ ] Love the NEET
[X] Cover the NEET in butter
[ ] Pet the NEET
[X] Cut the NEET in small bite size portions
[ ] Care for the NEET
[X] Cook the NEET
[X] Have dinner party with the NEET as the main course
who is that you're posting
I want to poke her eyepatch
She probably wouldn't like that though.
But she's just asking for it wearing a thing like that. What a slut
You would die.
That's my fetish
Seems like a pretty shitty fetish the you only get to experience once.
I'm the one
to do what's never been done
to win what's never been won
and all the while
life goes on around me
Yes she has one.
when it comes too eyepatches
there's only one thing I want to do
Eyeball licking? That sounds painful
Don't knock it till you try it
Can I eat lunch on mic for you
no can do
So what plans do you fine folks have for the day
Do a solid nothing or maybe play some videogames before work.
leaving to get my tongue stabbed
Get those weridos out of here.
Busy day in store then hhhmmm?
I can't say I have much better planned sadly
I don't think you'd have to travel very far to get your tongue stabbed
there's quite a few after that already
I always think it's gonna be a screamer since boo posted that
you could hover over the link and if the l's are i's don't click
it's a 43 minute walk
Actually i'm not really that busy today.
getting a bar or some of that jazz?
hyat got you to thinking about tongue piercings
Then make your day busy
An Idle Mind is the devil's plathing
I did that last time.
Lulz were had.
yeah, double. pretty hyped.
I forget what exactly rekindled the thoughts, but I've wanted it for a while.
I'm just gonna sit here and think about all the bad things I've done in my life instead.
That'll show you.
Thanks I'll keep that in mind ^^
I hope it goes good for you
doesn't sound so pleasant from someone whos never got one but uh then again
I've heard from some folks it's only a tiny prick
now I feel bard
It shouldn't be that bad^^
Is that a pun for bad or hard?
To be honest I don't really know right now
Why do you post traps
You smoked to much weed and now you're gay.
It's not a trap I say
Why don't you?
Cause I don't have pics of you on my phone :^)
Wanna join in my morning bowl?It's all packed and ready to go
Just calling it trap.jpg doesn't make it a trap ._.
But doesn't weed turn people gay?
I need to stay as straight as I can for my wife.
That's a girl
Can we just call a truce already? ;~;
Pls leave my feelers alone
I could only get to episode 9
You can be gay and still love your wife
it's a trap
A truce? Am I bullying too hard?
What about this one
Sorry ok I'll stop >
Omg my eyes
Can I though? The drugs will warp my mind.
I'm not falling for this trap
Just pretend like I'm never here and I won't call you big or refer to the ketchup incident.
-like I'm never here
+like I don't exist
Some of these are females
That ones a girl
You can tell from the Breastbones
but the face looks like a boy
Damn Bard you're good at this :c
It's too late for that. I can try to be nicer to you tho
Why so upset all of a sudden tho?
The beautiful russian trap Charlie Kyrn/Charlie Somik-chan/Som May/Isaac Israel
maybe, but when you take the guess
are you sure to be right?
80 percent certainty
None of those are female.
get dicked lmao
i'm mr meseeks look at me
Mr Meseeks I need to help me with something.
i'm mr meseeks!
How do I become a male magical girl
i want to know 2
Can you explain THIS!?!
use my magica henshin wand
it'll make you a girl for sure
he is willing to go against what he believes, i'm sure it's not just an empty word
i'm mr meseeks!
the magica henshin wand is my penis
Can you help me take one stroke off of my game?
It's just 5 pictures in a general Hyouka folder
Why are anime girls so squeaky.
square your shoulder and look at the ball!
i'm mr meseeks look at me!
subtle seems distracted! :o
How can I look at you and the ball?
This just isn't making any sense to me.
Can you people post something non faggy
When I started posting here I was straight
just concentrate at the ball and square off your shoulder! this isnt hard, nezumi!
i'm mr meseeks!
i want a woman to tie me down and shove her pinky toe into my urethra
Well maybe not for you but its getting harder and harder for me with every extra step you keep adding.
*summons 100 other meseeks*
Please don't murder me.
that gif is cute~
im actually very sleepy
My cute subtle~
post moar new ones!
Are you gonna go to bed soon then?
thats hard though
steam me before you go
*also gasps and nods*
Feels good man
i said be careful
his bow tie is realy a camera
toss me a cigarette
I think there's one in my raincoat
Let us be lovers
we'll marry our fortunes together
I've got some real estate here in my bag
But how awesome is that real estate? And is it real real?
I smoked the last cigarette an hour ago...
I'm smoking my last cigar now.
Let's be off to search for America!
How are you today my firend
You have to be insane and eccentric.
Why are there not more insane eccentric people?
I am not sure what you mean in the slightest
You are very confusing today.
I just woke up. Nothing too bad yet. Yourself?
Everyone seems normal.
Even weird people are relatively normal.
Nobody is a book character.
So you're postan on the toilet. Nice.
Bit of a headache
in a minor melancholy today
heading to work in a few hours but just kinda bored til then ahaha
You are awfullly
what falls into 'normal' for you is rather well encompassed
Nah over a bros place for fallout and lunch.
What has brought this cloud over your head, my friend? Is there anything I can do to help? A song, a poem?
Ah not at all It's just how the day falls
Very kind of ya Mandy
so what is onyour schedule today since you are free from work hmm?
I've met many people. Most are at best, self-deluded.
Maybe one insane person. But not even that insane.
But yea. I'm pretty accepting.
I just like people for their peopleness.
Oh. That's chill.
What was lunch?
i failed at making a pizza and now im suicidal
I always thought you were a Narc
i'm not insane
Hes making a sandwich and im just having mashed potatoes before work.
It happens to the best of us, pls no die x_x
Someone that tells on others, or a narcissist?
I've asked myself the latter.
And I am. But less so than others. The benefits to me directly do matter, but not entirely.
tbh not sure what you are
I hope the sun rises quickly and banishes any shadows that linger from the night, love.
And the offer is always there.
Nothing really. More binge watching. Probably going to work out, or try. Then rest.
How can you fail at making pizza?
I AM THE SUM OF ALL EVILS
Cheers and i suppose
you're always a good time to have a back and forth with
i want it
the pizza or...?
i am too inept at life
Are we talking pizza from scratch, or just a frozen pizza, or what?
a downbeat dy sure
but at least it is a bit busy
And So I hope it goes wel for you too
oh god no
That's a little terrifying.
Yes. Back and forths are fun in all contexts.
The pizza, and thus your life.
Shh, dont be mean. He prolly just forgot it in the oven. That can happen to anyone.
M-my mashed potatos~?
Being busy is a blessing, to be sure. It makes it impossible for one's mind to wander into problems.
And how did you fail?
that is so sad
I feel awful.
I might call in.
if it's okay I wanna sing something pretty for you sometime when i can get my yeti mic plugged in
Whatcha sick with?
Am I a bad person for laughing? Because I did laugh a little.
[disturbing a capella]
GRIM DONT WATCH THIS
never had a chance
ingredients were ruined
the oven nearly caught fire and the fire alarm mocked me as i cried and sat outside and stared at the windy trees and contemplated slitting my wrists. would have been a nice place to die. the temperature was cool and the breeze felt nice on my skin
That isn't at all what I meant. I don't think he failed. I think it is merely him overreacting.
An irishman does his duty.
I would much enjoy that.
Apologies mr squash i hope you can get to feeling better swiftly
What is ailing you
To be fair I'm mostly Slavic.
It comes and goes.
I wouldn't worry so much about it, love. These things happen. We all stumble upon the road of life. Or cooking. Whichever you happen to be walking.
its not like a bad thought
like i dont feel sad thinking of it.
reminds me of that South Park episode.
RIP. don't kill yourself though. that's absurd.
I ate a small batch of quarter-burnt cookies.
It was worth it for the three-quarter-unburnt cookie.
What's wrong, bright one?
Yet it caused some great concern?
that's a parody of it
it being Heavy Metal
enough for me to vent like an attention whore
lazy day keep trying to get outta bed
gotta work at 4 so I got like 3 more hours to play guitar or get my burn on but
damn thats so far away
Spend a day in sin
Its for your own good.
Squash's avatars have never been this cuddly.
I knew this trivia at one point.
But most of my 80s knowledge comes from pop-culture, and is mainly kid stuff that existed in the 80s, because their writers are grown up and shaping modern day culture.
Are you generally into metal?
Go to work, babe.
Sadly it's the only one I still have.
Nothing. Dont be mean to moogs
I know, love. But things aren't so bad.
later late most sureley
calm down there you big ole bully
Best one from this set has to be the blowjob.
the film has nothing to do with metal. its name comes from the magazine it's based on.
it's a good film tho.
bad enough for me. or i am just more fucked in the head than others
Did you prefer the older one or the 2000 one
hows your morning/afternoon going?
i never saw 2000. i don't get why anyone would want to.
I will bully anybody I damn well please! And if you want to start something, I'll bully you too!
I find that most of the time, we simply are a river. When the waters flow higher for a long time, it flows over our sides.
I have burnt my food, under cooked my food, completely made my food look like shit.
how about you?
I enjoyed it but I watched it before the older one
its not really about the food
its a lot of things
I had no idea. I assumed.
-puts on Goodbye Blue Sky-
Very lewd. Also fitting in many contexts.
I know. That is where the river thing comes in. Want to talk?
i just woke up!
id been lurking here for a bit and i just decided this morning to start posting
pink floyd isn't metal either
which reminds me i should download that film
Sounds like our mornings are going the same eh
Any big plans for the day fella?