As a Squidward player I'm really glad about this, because Schaunfreude is giving me such high buffs until the Jerk's Remorse debuff kicks in. Too bad I keep running into slow-as-fuck Rodeo Sandy players.
What server are you all on? Anyone down for a Shell City run?
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The absolute madmen, will they ever nerf Mr. Kikes?
KOTH online still supreme, faggots
Dooley mains where we at
Fuck off m8, I'll 1v1 you with my Rodeo Sandy right now m8
Has there ever been a game that nerfed a summon into a regular attack?
When will people realise Chum Bucket builds are infinitely superior? Don't fall for the negative rumours
spoiler at what happens endgame
fuck this
They won't nerf him since most of the faggots doing trading/general economy stuff use him, and if that changes they'll bitch at Nick to revert him back, happens every time
Could this be the birth of an epic new meme culture thread XD!
Naw, that's just at the end of the Shell City instance, right before the Cyclops boss
too bad NOT RICK specced Patricks are fucking broken, pic related. nice game, bikini bottom tier shitters
You're welcome.
Is there any reason to be a Jellyfishing fag in this day and age?
Spongebob with Mystery the Seahorse fucking destroys even the best Jellyfishing fags with No Name Jellyfish pets
why do you think they rely on Patfags to back them up? Too poor/low level to get the fucking seahorse, but don't even get me started on those shitters acting all high and mighty
Oh yeah I forgot, trumpets are only for high-level players who completed the Squidwards band quests, faggot
God I hope not, I just imagined a bad design choice
Mate if you want a trumpet but can't get a party to do the Band Geeks quest, hit me up. I'm a Substitute Fry Cook Squidward. Clarinet is too glass cannon for my taste.
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These threads are fucking dumb
Also I'm trying to level up my Plankton build
Every fucking time I summon a Robot Krabs Spongebob players end up activating the coin activated self-destruct, fucking bullshit, I always make it up to the Krabby Secret Formula handshake part of the quest too
I don't fully understand.
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Mrs. Puff players confirmed
I just really don't find this all that funny.
Am I too old and bitter to understand it?
You're just too cynical to have fun, these threads have become a Holla Forums tradition, lighten up m8 you're browsing a fucking Chinese Cartoon blogging platform
yea
God dammit! Fix this shit! What's the deal with the location damage? Why is it always me fucking legs?
At least you didn't break your ass. I had to grind super glue for hours to fix it after I fucked up in the Skiing event.
Faggot
That's what you get for taking advice from Ski Sandy's instead of gamer Patricks
I'm already a clarinet Squidward m8, if you nees help finishing the Band Geek Quest line I could use some help with the Kevin the Sea Cucumber fetch quests, just need help with the King Jellyfish boss fight, currently waiting at Squilliams Balloon/Casino
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this shit is stupid as hell anyway
Holla Forums has serious discussions threads and pointless ironic threads, if you niggers mixed them the whole place would be a lot better but anytime someone posts ironically in a serious discussions thread they get called a redditor or a autist or a troll.
You realize the term "autist" was coined here for a reason, like when someone genuinely acts autistic or perhaps truly is autistic,. Like what you're doing right now, fucking autist.
this thread is autistic
I'm trying to get the achievement for avoiding damage to your other bottom, so I can get the Pattymobile.
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M8 you have autism, you don't get tl decide what's autistic and what's not, that's for us adults with healthy functional brains to decide, now run along now and throw a tantrum over some other thread with pseudo-downvotes
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Why are all Sandy players such assholes?
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Git gud, weenie
Hey guys who wants to play a round on The Hasslehoff stage?
Getting out of Weenie Hut Jr. Was a fucking bitch though
>Getting out of Weenie Hut Jr. Was a fucking bitch though
>Weenie Hut Jr. Was a
>Jr. Was
>Capital automatically after a full stop
Nice mobile posting, faggot
How the fuck did you get out of Weenie Hut General's? Goddamn ice cube mobs.
Okay guys, I'm finally at Sandy's Treedome during the winter event
How much time do we have before spring?
How do we fund out which one of us in the group is the real Dirty Dan?
What level is the sleeping Sandy boss?
> No one seems to have ever found out about the newly released Bull Worm Class .
Do you faggots not even read the patch entries, I mean, it might be easy to counter if you have an Under a Rock Patrick, but who the fuck even builds into that in this day n' age? You can literally eat everything.
You need to equip your Karate Gear to boost your defense, even if you're not a Karate Spongebob
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Enjoy getting covered in booboos m8
How come nobody plays as Mrs. Puff? She's the most underrated class in the game
Rodeo Sandys are easily able to drive Bullworms off of cliffs m8, you don't stand a chance against them
Hey what rank is everyone? I just got to Salty Spitoon rank.
Pattywagons are overrated tbh, become a Pioneer class and get the rock mount instead
This guy knows where it's at.
If you ever want to make nerds spill their spaghetti everywhere, get a friend as Musician Squidward to give you a speed buff, and then ride laps around them in PVP.
Just bought a 350 Krabby Patties package for $10. Dubs decide what I buy on the premium store.
Jellyfish armour
chocolate
Get the hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbodrive unless you want to die a virgin
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And here I thought you were going to tell me to get a reset scroll, phew. I still have 50$ left so next dubs decide too.
Fuck you for reminding me I stick haven't completed the Chocolate Delivery Quest line, I 'm nearly complete so I can buyout a restaurant on a Squidwardfags only night to be fancy
This
Get the secret formula. its fucking overpowered.
THIS FUCKING BOSS
Casual
Buy paint and start making pretty patties.
Seriously, those thing go in the exchange for crazy dosh!
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Oh, look, another meme thread.
Glad I left halfchan.
This is golden
Did they ever nerf the Charon raid? That AOE electrical attack was so bullshit. Even as a Patrick main with an HP pool the size of goo lagoon, I only ever saw the second phase because casual squidwards couldn't figure out the difference between Bold stance and Brash stance. How the hell did these people get to max level??? I haven't redubbed since then but I'm considering giving it another shot for the Rock Bottom expansion coming up.
Yes I used the ugly barnacle shout, and no it did not help
Yeah all everyone does is complain.
like real mmo threads
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Maining Flats is suffering. Can anyone review this footage and tell me how I should deal with the yellow fucks?
fuck off
frycooking lvls?
I stopped playing at the new patch. The story just isn't the same anymore.
Stopped playing there.
There is your problem, you should come to the private Holla Forums server
You've been here too long user.
What the hell is this shit? The devs screwed Pat players over.
Guys, I'm stuck in the tutorial
the fuck is a "hoopla" and what's the secret formula for the krabby patties again :^)?
Guys I'm doing a Patrick character and cant decide if I should go with a prehistoric Pattar build for the fire resistance and physical damage buff or a Pattron build for the teleportation and the ability to dual wield jellyfish nets. Which should I go with?
v. 6 patch notes were released today
I'M LAUGHING ON THE OUTSIDE BUT CRYING ON THE INSIDE
EEnE ONLINE ALL OVER AGAIN
v. 6 patch notes were released today
I'M LAUGHING ON THE OUTSIDE BUT CRYING ON THE INSIDE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU "INTRODUCE" A CHARACTER TO THE CASH SHOP THAT WAS IN THE GAME SINCE DAY 1?
EEnE ONLINE ALL OVER AGAIN
How do I get out of Rock Bottom? I've been stuck here all day. Starting to lose my barnacles.
You should be able to find a red fish NPC who cant speak, give him a balloon from you're inventory to leave.
People still play this game? It went to shit after the Shell City expansion and that was like 12 years ago.
thanks, hotwheels
Pattar obviously
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I never saw it coming. Time to do everything all over gain.
Why does anybody play this fucker?
Try playing Plankton. At least you don't get stepped on all the time.
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Guys, why did I find this in my inventory today?
Did you activate dream mode?
The fuck you're talking about? I just finish the first few jellyfish catching quests, storyline is toptier.
Wake up, dorks.
No, was I supposed to?
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The movie tie-in event was probably the highest-quality content the game will ever get. Sorry to break it to you, m8.
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vocaroo related
It truly is a sad existence we live nowadays.
On top of that, he levels up like crazy being able to except all or if not most side-quests. Everything is just effortless with him. Not to mention his lifeguard build makes him virtually indestructible with the added healing effects.
being able to accept
I bet none of you plebs even thought to play a full Negotiation/Charisma Eugene H. Krabs. Never have to make Shell City runs. Just set up a store in Bikini Bottom and Jew out all the new players. It's a goldmine.
How's your weak-ass PVP skills working out for you? Get a high enough strength stat like me and Shell City runs become a fucking cakewalk. I also get a shit ton of EXP and gear just by helping newfags make their first runs.
I stopped playing after I got into a 2 hour 'that's my horse' loop from a Rolph mob. Never Again.
>this is just like one of those copypastas! I think to myself
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I can probably help you with the Cul-De-Sac run with my level 88 88-Fingers-Edd. The market's pretty interesting to say the least in EEnE Online
At least it's slightly better than Regular MMO
Is that shit still active? All I remember from it is that they forced so much romance-themed quests and only hardcore shippingfags stayed after that.
Because no MMORPG will ever be as deep as the combined autism of the insane, sex deprived, world hating people that browse this site.
Gabe understands that. That's why he's successful.
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You forgot that on Holla Forums I can call you a fucking nigger jew rainbow bearing faggot and not get banned.
the irony
It's not about shitposting, it's about avoiding tone policing you fucking retard.
5/10
there is nothing wrong with policing, just because we are anonymous doesn't mean there shouldn't be any rules at all. there is not a single way you could call someone a nigger jew rainbow bearing faggot without it being a shitpost irrelevant to the board
look at all these faggots that haven't updated to the new higher res textures
you'll get kited by pioneer spongebob's rock all day till he comes by a cliff, which he turns 90 degrees at the edge of, causing you to fall off of it
speaking of which, pioneer is absurdly OP right now, you can oneshot everyone except sandy, larry, and bullworm players by ramming into them at high speed while mounted; and with that ridiculous acceleration and turn rate, thats usually no problem
at least you can't be mounted outdoors
I was ok with these threads until you used Spongebob. The show's been a zombie for over a decade.
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Any Man Ray mains here? Have the new devs buffed The Tickle Belt even more than it already was?
wew
Keep sucking Viacom's dick.
I guess it will have to do.
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ARTIST SQUIDWARD BEST SQUIDWARD.
Jesus, you might as well be playing Simpsons Net Universe.
What are we up to on this one, 12 expansions? 15?
MR KRABS FUCKING NEEDS THAT SHIT TO NOT GET BOOBOOS OUT THE TAILFIN WHEN YOU'RE MAKING POSES WITH KING NEPTUNE
GODDAMMIT WHY DID I PICK ARMOR ABS OVER TUXEDO KRABS
Living Like Larry Patrick here, good luck I'm behind 7 sand castles.
Some people love having a challenge, especially when they get tired of playing other builds. Try fighting the Anchovies as Fred. Compared to Spatula Spongebob, it makes you feel like you actually accomplished something.
Jokes on you. That game died the moment the devs nerfed the shit out of the main classes. Can't beat the game unless you played a Kanker build.
Damn that's some brutal shit
The Boaty mount was totally worth it though
It's insane as fuck to juggle all these self-buffs and health regen and shit but holy crap it's fun as fuck. Why don't all you shitty Patrick Tanks play a real man's Tank?
I haven't played since the Movie update. Is Pre-hibernation Sandy still viable?
Yeah I agree. It's about discussing videogames but also having fun. If one guy can change the rules because he doesn't like it it will just become a shithole dictatorship like 4chan. You don't want that user. Nobody wants that.
Imagine if we could put this level of autism for a fictional game into discussion of a real game…
Ah, but it'd never happen.
Why is it there's no way whatsoever to get money outside of running an alt as Krabs?
I mean what is the point in having a 10% increased Engineer skill if they won't even last till a single mob. Though his Stealth ability is really great I always get spotted by Krabs with increased Plankton smelling ability. It's fucking ridiculous I mean either nerf Mr. Crabs or I quit the game.. Maybe I just suck with a Plankton.
Fuck.
But I feel like the game has been coming back ever since that Out of Water event, the old mods are back for one. They even knew what went wrong, you can outright skip a huge amount of shitty content.
Were you at least during the Fry Cook Games event?
At least equip a nose and counter with a "Pewww he's right"
At least in that event you get Chum Bucket Patrick as your partner, plus a 50% boost in the "love for messing things up" trait.
I always suck as Spongebob against all those Pre-hibernation Week Sandy players.
An Under a Rock Squidward always reveals me with his "Oh look it is I. Spongebob. Out here in the open" move.
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You faggots are a persistent bunch, I'll givr you that
If you play Larry, I sincerely hope you get stung by a king jellyfish. Playing a broken as fuck class doesn't make you cool.
I love these but at the same time it makes me mad that none of these exist
What's it been like in the weenie hut, m8?
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Hey, spongebob 'imagination' spec here. Anybody wanna do RPI? Already got a patric with patron spec and I asked a squidward but he was being a douchebag saying something like I have a stupid spec and he doesn't trust me or some bullshit. But we could really use a Squidward tank. So.. anybody up? Oh we also got a taperecorder box covered we really just need a tank.
No I haven't. Dude I'm like level 37 I know that the Fry Cook Games are the best shit for a Plankton. I even heard a Plankton won with a fucking broken antenna and stole everyones heart. Yeah I guess it ain't that bad but I mean the leveling is crap. I wish I could know how it's like to switch characters with a Mr. Crab.
Okay.
Try Krusty Krab owner Mr. Plankton then.
Why don't you tell him to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula while you're at it?
One step closer to custom operators.
>not playing as an adult
Litterly 9 weeks of leveling for nothing. Yeah no I'm not playing that junk anymore.
This was an absolute fucking bitch of a run; but at least it didn't ruin the whole game like the release of Requiem for a Whiplash did.
In essence, the run was only possible when playing Sumo Jimmy; an already overpowered class that was only just released and no other meta builds such as That's My Horse Rolf and 88-Fingers Ed since, at the level the run can be done at, only Nurse Edd can prevent stat-boost resets. Additionally, since Nurse Edd is such a niche, shit class with no other use beyond stat protection and players need to do a lot of progression in order to unlock the sub-class - nobody would fucking bother getting Nurse Edd unlocked for a single run. Higher-tier stagger classes such as Captain Melonhead or DPS Kevin because the majority of enemies had an incredibly high stun resistance.
This resulted in a huge amount of Sumo Jimmies shitting up the economy by selling Sumo Jimmy-exclusive items at projected prices in tandem with a reduction in demand for other items such as Enraging Hats of Discipline & Agility-Modded Dorkinators basically fucked the economy in the ass for a good month or so.
Get the fuck out, shill.
What the fuck? Meat Sludge is a status attack now and not straight damage? A get a fucking slam attack?
Literally wheat? This is bullshit on a new God dampened level.