Hello, thank you for calling the Holla Forums helpline

Hello, thank you for calling the Holla Forums helpline.
I'm Rajita, what may I help you with today?

False. Holla Forums would never hire a sandnigger for their helpline
Holla Forums would never have a helpline

It'd be a voice machine that repeats various interrogative questions asking if you've tried to git gud towards all responses.

I'm trying to share my rage but I'm getting enough replies.

I'm sorry to hear that sir.
Have you already tried making a bait thread?

Holla Forums helpline? I thought this a template thread.

Are you having trouble with template threads sir?
Our IT team suggests trying to press the power button to your machine until the screen is black

How do I acquire GUDness? or dubs?

DESIGNATED

Sorry to hear you're having trouble sir.
Our database shows that a use of the sage function in the email field boosts the possibility of dubs by at least 90%.

Please go back to reddit

Hold on, let me check it…

I didn't call ya, you stupid son of a bitch! What do ya want?

I tried playing videogames but i got bored after 6 minutes and went back to Holla Forums, what do i do?

talk about why you didnt like the games.
complain about the UI
call the company that makes the game a sjw network
whatever you do don't say you liked a game
EVER

summoning dubs

dubs

didn't work :/

no

You seem to be having trouble
Do you require any assistance?

f

Como se dice no hablo Angles?

sir. my dubs isn't working!

Hi, I'm not getting any dubs as of late. I've tried rerolling but nothing seems to make any difference. I'm still rolling singles.

lol

Look at that, I fixed my own problem!

i kek'd

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Your voice is really sexy, Rajita, and your name means vagina in spanish.
I can take you out of that shithole but only if you promise you'll be loyal to me.

It's more like "buttcrack" but whatever.
You have to go back.

after several attempts at rolling doubles i am still hitting singles. i've tried everything except maximizing tor browser. can you please fix this shit?

Nice

check'd

reroll for the win

ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

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checked

(checked)

Great taste in Melodic sentences.

Dubs? I'll be a genderbender wizard and ALL of you guys into grills.

Lets get that familiar out, while we're at it.

.

Damn this shit is old

You get to pick a wizard.

Alright lets do this

rolling for wizard

wtf?

oh neat, reading is hard.
I pick video game

*turn all of you into grills

Fucksakes.

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by the power of greyskull, Bring me DUBS

अगर आप आर्य कर रहे हैं मैं आप बकवास होगा। अगर आप द्रविड़ हैं मैं तुम्हें जला देगा।

Hi Rajita.

I'm just calling to ask what I'm supposed to do with my loo.

Destroy it? Worship it? Ignore it?

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How the fuck can you not tell the difference between a sandnigger and a punjab? They're totally different kind s of shitskins.

Rolling in a stupid thread

FUCK NOT A BEANER

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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rollo

Find me some good porn I have not seen

Find me some good porn I have not seen