THE WALKING DEAD GENERAL

Boat?

Why is Jane objectively the best character since Lee?

Boat!

check em' mark

Boat…

She really is.

Boat.

Season 2 was so fucking bad holy shit. Its so sad seeing how far Telltale has fallen considering the potential of Season 1.

Kenny is the one true Boat Lord

Well, what did you expect? Both of the lead Season 1 writers left - in fact, none of the people who wrote S1 worked on S2.

I love that pic because it says absolutely fuckall.

Yeah, because the art department is where ME3 dropped the ball, sure. Not like ME1 didn't have shit textures, horrible animations, bland and uninteresting interiors, abysmal levels et al.

If I had been BioWare I'd have fired the untalented hacks too. Too bad they decided to replace them with ever worse ones.

Meanwhile all the fuckers responsible for the horrible gameplay and writing get to stay other than the lead writer, but that's no big loss seeing ME1 and 2 were shit in that department as well.

So, in conclusion, BioWare has always been shit.

Yeah I wonder what happened. After they made all that money of TWD S1 they went to the dogs. 2012 they are doing fine and then 2013 its gone to total shit.

Jesus nigger calm down. We all miss old Bioware but theres no need to get so angry about it. Just give into the melancholy and depression.

I don't you retarded drone.

To your mongloid single-digit IQ brain, yes.

No, they became shit after Dragon Age 1.

Also, the mentally challenged retroactive-hate meme-brigade needs to stfu.

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Easy. A few key people left and they worked only on TWD S1 during that year. After they were done with it, they started taking on multiple projects at the same time (TWoU, TWD S2, GoT, Tales from Borderlands, etc). That's what happened.

Exactly. DAO was the last good game, and for a reason. ME1 was developed back when Bioware still wasn't owned by EA - and DAO had been in development since 2002. As such, DAO was the last Bioware game to be developed prior to EA acquisition with ME2 being the first to be developed entire under EA.

Calm down, my friend.

THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF CLEMENTINE IN THIS THREAD!

Dragon Age 1 was shit, Mass Effect 1 was shit. If you weren't such a whiny biodrone you would stop masturbating with your nostalgia glasses on.

I went absolutely blind into ME1 way before it was cool to shit on BioWare and for the live of me couldn't tell what you imbeciles found so appealing about the game.

The gameplay was fucking horrible, it was like taking the worst aspects of third person shooters and combining them with pointless RPG mechanics. The interface deserves special mention for being an abomination seldom seen in vidya.

The RPG elements might as well not be there because outside of combat they are pointless (and even combat ones are just throwing points into shitpiles of nothing). There are no stat checks and you only ever get three choices max that all boil down to saying yes with a different degree of infantile rage to them.

Hacking and lockpicking are superfluous. The game throws so much useless junk at you you can convert to gel it completely negates the need for these two shitty minigames.

There is nothing interesting about the exploration beyond the planet descriptions, not that that has anything to do with them because they are all the same desert with different colors, where you drive your shitty buggy around.

And for the worldbuilding I couldn't believe how bland and cliche it was. I mean, if you're some illiterate plebeian that lacks the capacity to read (sci-fi) books I could see how this uninspired turd could seem fresh and interesting, but then again BioWare does make games for children.

By all means, show me why Dragon Age, with it's in-game, in-camp, DLC merchant, was a good game.

I'm all ears. Or are you one of those that thinks generic fantasy with edgy, gore and boobs is good?

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Calm down you underage faggot.

This is the same company that made motherfucking Baldur's Gate and Knights of the Old Republic. Noone denies that they are shit now, but they still made some beloved classics. Take your meds, take a step back and get some perspective.

It was fun the first time, but then it dawns on you that all the planets are the same empty, barren deserts with nothing interesting to see or explore.

Yeah, shit games. BG only gets a good rep due to nostalgia. It came out during a drought of cRPGs, and the only hallmark is the quantity of content, not quality. What good there is is due to Black Isle holding BioWare's hand.

KOTOR is shit. It's to Star Wars games what TFA is to Star Wars movies.

How about you take BioWare's dick out of your mouth? Did I trigger your drone receptors?

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Nigger, it's derivative and unoriginal.

BioWare gets to move the plot thousands of years in the past to get creative freedom what do they default on? (Sith) Empire and the Republic at war, Sith and Jedi fighting each other.

Then you get cheap knockoffs of Star Destroyers, TIE Fighters, Stormtroopers, etc. You have your droid duo, you have your Millennium Falcon, the same shitty character archetypes BioWare always uses, shit decisions with a morality system for children, your PC is a massive Mary Sue and the only reason party interactions exist is to suck your dick (so little Timmy can feel some worth in his life).

When I say it's the TFA of Star Wars games I mean it. It rehashes everything cool in the OT and brings nothing new to the table. The plot might as well have been set after Episode VI since you'd get the exact same shit anyway. Jedi Outcast does a better job of it anyway.

Hell, let me illustrate you why KOTOR fails. You have your R2D2 stand-in. Now what does BioWare do with this character? Does he have plot, does he have agency? Nope. He's just a cheap cameo because BioWare believes the essence of Star Wars is the need to have an R2D2 expy. I could practically hear the devs screaming "See, see, you get your own not-R2D2!"

At least KOTOR II tries to do something with the trashcan on wheels that transcends it being a pointless hacking machine.

Oh, what's that I see? Lack of counter arguments and informed points and passive aggressive memeposting?

Boy oh boy did you show me!

Making a statement without following it up with any sort of reasoning is not what I'd call not being a drone.

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Why?

Because I'm making the biodrones so mad they can't even argue back?

I dunno, lad, you're the one writing essays right now :^)

My bad, I thought I was having a discussion, but then I remember why the majority of BioWare fans were chased out of the chan all those moons ago.

I'll make sure to remind myself to shitpost any thread positive of BioWare from now on.

But there can be no positive BioWare threads - you've chased them all out.

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I'd rather talk about rising fire and big guys, frankly.

I got it cheap as fuck, but what the fuck is wrong with people.

I like it.

worst character coming through

isn t she a fucking gween feminist ?

Nah, she's just really into this whole murder boner thing, like Kenny.

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This is the worst Clem thread ever.

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fixed

I played the first one which was kinda good I thought. I could ignore the black pilling because I liked the game. Then suddenly some fucking racist bitch comes up and I couldn't refuse her.
I mean it's all a Telltale game has. Atleast give me the option to see her get eaten alive and her dumb brother or husband or whatever aswell.

I think that option did exist though way too late.

Larry was a huge cunt and his daughter sucked too. At least they aren't Ben though

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She looks like Rob Schneider in that pic.

I cannot fap to this.

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I know.

That's not true right?

Unfortunately yes.
rule34hentai.net/post/view/139598#search=Fuchur

he said so in a paheal post, if you read the comments its in his most recently dated upload i think.

he will always remain the master of all that is cunny in my heart.

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wait but if its true, what about UAB2?

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Please meme responsibly

Choose your own adventure games are not video games.

That's all that I can meaningfully say about it. Why are these threads still made?

Reminder that you should remember this little game called Life is Strange.

Clem lewds.

What if we made game where you revisit Unteralterbach to spend time with a loli Liru?

It'll be called Half Life 3.

Daily reminder The Wolf Among Us was much much better than The Walking Dead

Went on to write Firewatch which, while having an interesting premise at first, drops the ball like none other. With each passing day I am more convinced that S1 of TWD was nothing more than a fluke, something that replaying the game only seems to cement further.

Also Kenny did nothing fucking wrong and I will fight everybody who says otherwise to the death.

Lee

Lilly, her dad, and everyone who thought keeping the baby was a good idea.

Kenny

He's just a man.

She isn't. She keeps the stupid baby.