Crash Bandicoot retold

I even started dumping in another thread.

Well lets get this show on the road shall we?

I think that last arc I had to drop out near the end of the second game, is there anything I need to care about?

This thread is even better because of all this new Crash Bandicoot shit happening

Also, retcons

Epic battle with evil crash, the reveal of
SUPER BANDICOOT

Yes, he did , in-fact, just paste masks over real pictures of natural disasters, and spell tsunami wrong.

Who's the artist? Do they do non-sparkledog lewds?

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How do you do ice ages? And why is fire singular?

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THE BABY ALSO HAS THE METAL PLATE ON HIS HEAD

holy fuck.

Is it wrong to be disappointed that the babies don't have huge tits?

Can you imagine giving birth to a baby with a metal plate on its skull?

That arm again

Yes.

jesus

Lets play a game called how terrifying can we make children?

THE PLOT BEGINS!!!!

How can somebody draw this much yet never get better?
If any anons here drew as frequently as this guy, they'd be be pretty decent drawfags.

Simple. Autism never gets any better.

Wasn't Crunch's debut game Wrath of Cortex, with the elemental masks? Why did he show up sooner?

The same reason why DSP never gets better.

This is when he got Photoshop, I expect to see a lot of backgrounds just thrown in there.

(checked)
Autism is a suppressant

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Noice

2/10 isn't even a hack.

Disasters are everywhere, look at these Google images on their TV(?)

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SAUSAGE PARTY COMMENCING

That is so unlike a fedora tipper.

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BUT HOW WE WILL GET THE MSTIDIES WITH THIS PLOT?

Truly Shakespearean.

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THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

Truly amazing.

Uh-oh guys. Something up…

forgot panel again

I'm actually glad he found photoshop, even if it's just copy-pasted. Makes the panels easier to look at, instead of everything being one drab color.

oh boy, I smell a fight coming on

Also, rev up these ocs

His fucking bants man

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They're angrily holding hands

I was surprised at the lack of Ms paint tiddies that last fight scene

If i don't get more MS paint tits i'm gonna be dissapointed.

Once again Dr Cortex demonstrates his inability to keep secret weapons secret.

Oh boy.

Ugh, fucking man jaw.

Meet. . . Tranny Tiger. . . my newest creations

That outfit has to be ripped from something.

M-muh Muh timeline

Hue

Why? is it to
original?

AW SHIT SON, BANDICOOT MASTER RACE SHOWIN ITS FACE

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final fantasy 9 Kuja, now if only i could be assed to get a better example picture.

BANDICOOT GENOCIDE

Tranny Tiger confirmed

Oh for fucks sake.

I feel the cracks starting the the edges of my reality again guys.

SUPER BANDICOOT?!

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Gooosh, I wonder if he's going to get put in his place and learn a lesson, or he's going to be him/her effortlessly because MC

I love how he just does half the story off screen.

REMOVE BANDICOOT remove bandicoot
you are worst marsupial. you are marsupial idiot you are the marsupial smell. return to austatralia. to our austatralia cousins you may come our island. you may live in laboratory…. ahahahahaha. new zealand we will never forgeve you. coot rascal FUck but fuck asshole marsupial stink new zealand cortex cortex,

user, I think you know the answer to that.

why the fuck those wads of chewed bubble gum got so many arms sticking out of them

HM I WONDER IF HE'LL GET BEATEN SOMEHOW,
I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT BUT THIS IS FAMILIAR…

Silly user, those arent bubblegum!
They're "fight clouds"

Also what the fuck is up with these aliens?

That panel looks ripped straight out of a pretty cure screenshot

They're from Crash Twinsanity.

They probably are.

What the fuck is even going on, holy shit.

W-was that her brain flying out of her head? And she's still alive? the fuck?

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They're playing mind games

I thought that Crash Retold 2 couldn't be as insane as the first. I see I was wrong.

I know this is Crash bandicoot but holy shit man.

Again, holy shit man.

*more insane

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The way he draws characters butts are so weird

Aren't you able to be alive as long as the stem's still there? I mean, barely alive, but still alive.

Of course the villains are stupid enough to actually write their names on the weapons.

Hank Hill butts.

He doesn't seem to have any idea how musculature and fat actually work.

Well, the brain is the one that's making all your body work in the first place. You probably won't live long withouth it.

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The problem is no hips, which makes it look like man ass.

Way to a fucking downer crash

Wasn't this edgy faggot dead?

That's not Evil Crash you fucking dumpass.

Why not befriend Tranny Tiger like how it was meant to happen to Edgicoot #4?

OH BOY HERE WE GO

No its some other fag

To be fair, Crunch was the evil Crash in the games. He's thinking of the comic's OC donut steel.

I'm sorry, there are so many bandicoots I lost track of who was who.

He became a good guy, right?

FUCK I'M LATE
In case you missed it, archive of the previous two threads:
archive.is/5DyMq
archive.is/Aucff

More or less yeah. Right now he seems to be Vegeta to Crash's Goku, which is different than the author's insert named Goku.

Shes nekked, foe some raisin

I know. what a loser who cant keep up with the coots

I bet he can't tell the difference between deruki and yuki

I fucking
Just
Can't

Wa-Wa.

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How long do you have to leave a retard in a wheelchair at the bottom of a staircase for him to ascend it?

This is getting more complex than Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

What's his power, the ability to spray We-We all over the place?

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BEHOLD
I AM INFUSED WITH

WATERRRRRR

I work at a store called wawa

What do you sell there?

gasoline and food

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5-star dialogue right here

i heard that american place during a podcast, apparently they sell good sandwatches

now everybody's a super bandicoot all of a sudden

fuck me

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EVERYONE GETS SUPER SAYAN

real fuckin top tier sandwhiches my dude

>THAT
>SWORD

It's just like in Dragon Ball Z!
:^)

Is that an energy sword from Halo?

This keeps getting better and better.

Wait, is the armored one supposed to be a Halo stand-in?

We can add Halo to the list, unless there was some plot device I missed.

We Halo now

there is no plot device. he just gets a halo sword for no apparent reason

POWERRRRRR SWWWWOOOOOORRRRDDDDDD

Halo confirmed in the same universe

And now we have fucking Sub-Zero.

WAIT WHAT!?

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HE FUCKING WRITES DBZ NOW DOESN'T HE

Yeah, someone actually explained the entire plot resembles the story from one of the Mortal Kombat games.

He has a habit of adding random OC's in. I think this new fag may be one.

Nah, I'm more surprised he didn't appear sooner.

Sheetz is superior

how will I get to work now Holla Forums

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more like shits you fuckin faggot

This guy is surely going to be called Fi-Fi.

Go work at lolo or pyro

fi fi
ai ai
ea ea

i fell asleep and when i woke up i had made this in mspaint

Ugh, These fags again, these assholes are like filler episodes. They take up lots if time and arent ever interesting.

Was it Sleepy Cabin? It was, wasn't it?

TRANNY CONFIRMED

What are you, gay?

UUUUGGGGHHHHHH

This deserves a cap.

Amazing.

They were flashing their tits the entire past arc without complains and now they're complaining for not wearing pantsu?

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Kate can fly too?

Also is goth girl mia?

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FILLER
EPISODES

Its not so much the nudity as it is the blandness of whatever they dew

I was talking about the characters, not you, talemaster user.

its always the sensing with these people.

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God dammit, if they aren't going to flash their tits then let's just go back to Crash already

It probably coincides with the author sensing he can't tie the plots together without the characters being omnipotent of the other heroes.

I don't know if its worse to have female characters be written by a SJW "WOMEN ARE STRONK" faggot or someone that has never met a woman.

Well its an easy way for characters to know there is trouble.

herewegoagain

Wait…what…what happened?

They're both bad in their own way. Namely that they don't tend to be well-written to begin with.

Spoiled for those anons who have been waiting for some tata's

see this panel

The dragon was someone else's brain in a frankenstein'd body. Would explain the colours. I think the laser fixed that somehow?

The author is a weeb, user.

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Man, I am so sick of them talking. Is it bad that I can;t wait for the next action pack panel?

All these panels just to establish the creation of an OC, what a waste.

Has anyone counted how many OCs there are? I haven't seen the hedgehogs recently.

Fucking finally

Amazing.

Those things look more like retarded turtles

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There should be a wiki for this shit

What the fuck is this

Crash Retold. A piece of abosulte autism.

*absolute

Good thing Bandicoots are elastic like that, master race indeed.

Unfortunately, the only people that would go through such an effort are too busy drawing these comics.

Even Fedora Bandicoot believes he's dead. What bullsht will he pull out this time to explain he survived?

OH MY FUCKING GOD
I think we have seen the worst, the it gets even more awful

You know what you must dew

probably some magic pill that revives them

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Jesus, that body composition must be mostly rubber.

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I FOUND THIS GUY IN A CAGE
Oh look another OC

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Is that an Azumarill.

Now we have male fanservice. I can't imagine any woman reading this who isn't the author's mother.

I cant keep reading this, i fear that im getting dumber by being here.

Heh, looks like things are starting to heat up guys.

Shes to busy weeping to read his comics user

It's like you forgot where you are.

This is somehow less imaginative than Wa-Wa

we just super everything now.

She's probably comatose, which would explain the welfare checks.

Shouldn't Uka-Uka be the leader? Shouldn't they be fighting on a volcano instead of the fire version of the abyss? Shouldn't I be doing something with my Friday night?

MAKE
IT
FUCKNG
STOP

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HOW CONVENIENT

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Wait, what the fuck, wasn't she in the fire dimension? did this shit get reolved off-screen?

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT HUMAN FAGGOT

skipped an panel, and what a panel it is

WAIT WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT HUMAN GUY COME FROM

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Ah, that makes a little more sense.

OP take your time when posting

FUCKING SHIT

Is-is that fucking john cena

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We've reached the bottom of the pipe

why

I bet its someones fetish.

That's literally a Twinsanity cutscene, what the fuck.

Minus the bandicoot backtalk of course.

The fact that Cortex has a "lover" makes me wish he had an edgy redesign. It just seems weird as is.

I'm actually suprised this didn't happened sooner.

why would somebody do this

Ohboy
more OC's

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Oh and cutscene so as to not be talking outta my ass.

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Those kids are most likely dead now, unless Aku-Aku found some other OC to watch them. What shitty parents.

Get naked you fucking slut, you smell like an outhouse

I wish I could inherit the autism and gain an appreciation for MS paint furry tiddies, because I'd be having a field day right about now.

Is such a thing even possible?

Read this panel and ask yourself that question again

I'm uncomfortable

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I'll stick with my competently-drawn degeneracy.
Also, why is this lady giving people pregnancy tests out of nowhere?

How.

It gets better

I'm impressed that this autist knows a single kana. But then I guess that goes with the autism

Is the son going to be named Gohan?

Not quite…

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These fucking characters man.

I can only imagine what the Buu epoxy will be then.

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP ANONS
PLEASE?!?

I take it back. No MS paint fetishes for me.

WHY DO THESE FUCKING CHARACTERS APPEAR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

SHEESH

This guy is able to bring overloads of autism with just three pages.

Out-fucking-standing

PLEASE!?!
HAVENT A BEEN GOOD?
HAVENT I BEEN KIND?

WHERE THE FUCK DID HE PINK CAT COME FROM??

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FUCKING HELL LAD
I FUCKING CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS HSIT, IT'S PAIMUFL, I FEEL THE AGONY OF MY BRAIN TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
AJHHHJHDFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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what a cuck

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THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF RUSE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS REAL.

THE AUTHOR'S MC WILLINGLY MAKES HIMSELF A CUCK IN HIS OWN FANFICTION

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*self-insert, not MC damnit. I'm so flabbergasted I can't think straight.

Master, not lover
Get it right whore.

Oh man, I didn't see that one coming.

SAY HELLO TO MAJIN BUU

i don't understand how characters get to point a to point b
where are they

Oh god no, please.

They're just going to kill him again in the next few panels, aren't they.

Just let it happen, don't think, intake.

I, actually didn't see this one coming.

They might be teleporting.
Also, I've found a pretty big absence of the Devil Gene in this arc.

I thought he got half his body burned off when he fought with Crash last time. How did he survive that?

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JUST RELEASE THEM ALL AT ONCE

Oh shit you're right. Didn't the gene made Crash become Super Bandicoot after all?

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Anybody else think she looks like a Rule 63'd Solomon Grundy?

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Devil Gene was stopped by the handband he wears around

This dialogue it's written on a way that the autism shines particularly, i could spot it a mile away. I guess it could be called, tism-speak?.

headband*

So if guns can kill motherfuckin' supervillains in one shot, why use swords? In fact, why go super if guns are just as lethal as real life?

And I'm weak to getting shot in the head.

Maybe he's a vampire.

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does anyone else ever notice that his thumbs are always on the wrong side?

Then he wouldn't get stronger every time :^)

Someone has to

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Thats not how you hold an energy sword

How would you know? Did you create the Original Donut Sword?

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is that supposed to be wind or a giant hairy gray dick?

Is there a way to tell which FF games are shit depending on how often they appear in fanfiction? You always see stuff from 4,7,8, and 10, but not much from the others.

He has a beam sword

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Fucking, not soo nenough

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Devil Gene transformation incoming?

Not for the most part. It's a little rough in a couple parts compared to the next two SNES games, but it's an earlier title.

The only time I've seen it come up in fanfiction was the Moltres poop autist, so it doesn't have anywhere near as many points against it as 7 or 8.

Speaking of the demon gene…

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HUE

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How fast is that pregnancy?

Is this just an autist not understanding or is this genuine fetish fuel for autists, I mean

It really could swing either way

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I'm fairly certain this comic is written by multiple people, so chances are it'll lean towards one person wanting to insert their fetishes and the others thinking it's a joke.

Its all one guy user
One mans masterpiece

Where's that from, Kaman Rider?

What

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Kamen Rider W. Top notch Rider series

I know autists like this irl. They have to get their friend's OC's at least.

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Holla Forums has been exceptionally good tonight.

I knew we were missing something in the autism soup. What's next? Bleach? One Piece?

Wait, wut?

I can't get enough of the Super Pregnant Bandicoot dyke

What the fuck. What if her water breaks in the middle of the fight?

Those have already been ripped off.

Are these based on logs from RP sessions or something? Because it really sounds like it.

Is one piece big with the autistics? Can't say I've seen too much autistic OC of it, at least not nearly as much as Naruto and bleach.

FUCK

Shonenfaggotry is big with the autists in general.

what the fuck

It's one of the most popular mangas out there and it's shonen jump so yeah.

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jesus fuck

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Jesus fucking Christ

Yeah I suppose that's true.

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MURDER BEAM, ACTIVATE

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So why do they go super sayian for no reason? The twins aren't smart and the OCs seem like they can handle them without having to snap their fingers and a big ass fire ball coming out.

Oh god my sides

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WHAT
FUCKING
ELSE
WILL HE FUCKING RIP OFF?

DOES THIS FUCKER NOT HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OF HIS OWN? WHEN DOES TAKING SHIT FROM OTHER SERIES ENDS?

WHY HER PREGNANCY GOES SO FAST FUCK

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yes
Yes
YES
YES
YES

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Am I the only one who thinks Super Crash looks a little like Bardok?

M-MUH MUH MUHM MUH POWER LEVEL

Something's been bugging me this entire time while reading.

What the fuck is that thing on Crash's side? The stringy-looking thing that flaps around. You can see it in the final panel here.

They look like draw strings

Ready for some bullshit?

His outfit's ripped from some FF character, I think.

Holy shit, she's fucking BROLY

This comic have enough autism to fuck wih the fabric of space time
Heavy furfag, prego, cuck, OC, ripoff shit

This fucking thing comic, man

I imagine he's wearing cargo pants. They usually have some dumb thing that hangs off the side. It fits too, only faggots and teenagers wear cargo pants.

CANT BE HAVING MY MAIN CHARACTER GETTING HIS SHIT PUSHED IN NOW CAN I?

I think someone else is going to finish it in one attack. I hate this writing, autism aside.

Fuck you, cargos are great.

It looks like she threw a mountain of shit at him.

SUPER
BANDICOOT
2

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(checked)
E.Y.E: Divine Furbremancy, when?

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We're going to need a new thread

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Almost done for tonight

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Poor Steph.

Alright, A few more then I kill it for tonight, this is a good stopping point anyway.

Because tomorrow we get to the main event.

Wait was she about to boil her alive in a cooking pot? It's very unclear.

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I can't even remember what this is a ripoff of, but I feel it is.

According to he page numbers of the lewds I dumped and how many were posted here, I think we're only halfway done.

Holy shit

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REMINDER THIS IS ONLY PART TWO

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MS
PAINT
FURRY
BIRTH

I'm so proud of him for getting over his fears.

WARNING CONCENTRATED AUTISM AHEAD

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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Why does this sounds so fucking normal at this point? Am i embracing the autism?

LIKE REALLY CONCENTRATED
ITS BURNING MY EYES AND NOSE

Oh lord my sides can't handle this anymore.

Who the fuck is that Jack faggot and why is he acting like he has already met them.

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY IN THE FOURTH PANEL

CUCK
U
C
K

He still hasn't figured out how to spell lesbian, bravo.

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Seriously, who the fuck is that human guy?

Also, anyone know where he ripped off "Fiona"? I'm certain there's 999999999999 characters with that name, but we've got to narrow it down to the one that is most likely to be recognized by a super autist.

The only one that comes to mind is Shrek.

This maybe a bad time but,
WHAT RUMORS AKU AKU, WHAT FUCKING RUMORS?!

DEN DA KIDS FROM DA FURTURE RETURNED
BUT THERERE ARE 4 THIS TIEM

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HUMAN, WHERE IS THAT GUY

We Androids/Cell saga now.

Your quads say yes

There should've been 4 to begin with, unless these kids are from another timeline.

Between the dimensions, timelines, and OCs, how fucking deep does this autist's lore go?

Alright I'm done for the night. I'll just leave this as a set up for tomorrow, we will finish up this arc.

k bye boo
Seriously, who the fuck is that wigger?

I can't wait to see how autistic he turns it.

Dude this is the opening to fucking Crash Bash

DID THIS AUTISTIC FUCK SOMEHOW INCLUDE CRASH BASH INTO HIS FUCKING STORY?

Yup, this is now the Cell Tournament saga now.
I can't fucking wait.

Time to wash the autism from my body.

I can't wait to melt my brain even more user, thanks.

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Oh god I can't wait to see how this goes.

Night OP

Careful what you wish for user

You will never know how funny its is that you post spyro the dragon….

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Fucking 4 wheeled kike

OP, in the next thread can you have the archives in the OP?
archive.is/5DyMq
archive.is/Aucff
archive.is/fqfTI

Oh fuck. So according to this cryptic post, either Spyro gets into this autism fest or Evil Crash gets revived.

oh fuck no
it better be a fully anthro cast

i did it on purpose

Jak and Daxter is going to be here aren't they?

Along with Sly Cooper

Yes, let me save them

you cheeky fuck

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SPOILER THAT SHIT

THE FUCK IS THAT.

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Its alright anons, it can't hurt you now.

i feel dirty

I need a cold shower to wash away the autism

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What was so bad?

I can't belive I missed the first 2 threads, what time do they start? I was here for the original ride back on halfchan.

Im not sure what Time I will do it tomorrow. Sometime in the afternoon I think

Pls at night, i have to do things tomorrow.

It goes for a few hours, you should still catch it

well to be fair you did say next sunday

It continues.

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