Neptunia thread

Noire taking cosplaying/voice acting to a new level? Give it some time and maybe she'll start baneposting.

Was posting eggplants part of your plan ?

in case you didn't see the previous of these, I learned that I can somewhat draw and am slowly honing this skill. Eventually maybe I'll take requests but for now I've got too many ideas for my own good.
For now, I'm doing a "Noire as The Driver" spree

But Blanc has already taken on the mask.

>might be getting a Nep daki…

There goes what little dignity I had left

I hope that in the next mainline game everyone gets a new main outfit replacing the current ones. They have gotten tiring and stale.

Who told you these lies?

On unrelated news, I've kept watching Netoge no Yome. And seeing such a cute girl with Gear's voice pushes my boner to its limits every time. Gear lovers should watch it, if only for that.

You accepted your love. Be proud of it.

Well, even though the main outfits doesn't change, there's a lot of secondary outfits for your eyes.

Very inspiring user, the fountain of OC you are.

The truth shall set you free.

What the fuck are you talking about? None of the seiyuu in Netoge have had rolls in Nep, least of all Horie Yui.

Theres just one problem

I don't know who to sign the contract with because I like more than one Nep. I used to like Neptune but Noire has gravitated towards me along with Nepgear. I just can't choose who is THE one. I thought this would be easy but its not

I know. But Ako's seiyuu, Rina Hidaka, manages to imitate flawlessly Yui Horie's Nepgear voice. Go and listen at it, you'll be surprised.

You don't choose your waifu. She chooses you.

Nigga. Nigga you are so stupid.

Says the one whose only presence here is to criticize and bash people. How intelligent.

Of course! Neptune refused my offer to dinner in favor of Compa's, I am here to find out if she's been eating her vegatables.

But as I already said, Neptune, Nepgear, and Noire have gravitated toward me and non-Neps, I don't know what to do. I've tried making a list of who had the most positive attributions and it ended in a tie breaker.

I should probably stop and wait. Waifu is really some business

Now you will imagine Noire breaking Neptune's back and it will never leave your head.

**I think this is better. I hope she'll find you.

Good luck.**

Weird. One spoiler went through but not the other one. Time to reboot, I guess.

As compared to posting images and shitposting about how much you love Gear? Yes indeed, quite intelligent.

Perhaps you shouldn't say such stupid and factually incorrect shit?

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this will work

**this

won't**

Reboot your life, nerd.

Back from it. Guess it was needed for other reasons.

Thanks for the information.

How cute. Here, let me trigger you a little more with pic related.

After some thinking, I have an idea! Roll up a round of Artificial Academy 2, toss in my waifu picks, throw myself in there, and whoever romances me first, is my waifu.

This may be the worst idea ever

You are now breathing and blinking manually

Reminder that you'll find plenty of fellow angsty teenagers willing to shit talk with you on 4chan's nepgen.

You're right. It is the worst idea ever.

At least you tried. But just let things come to yourself, don't try to push them.

It really is.

Just let it happen. It's not like you are being forced at gunpoint to buy the daki.

Just let it happen. It'll come to you sooner or later.

Nah, I'm good. I haven't been to 4ch for a while and I'd like to keep it that way. Not my fault some of you guys are complete faggots.

user, just relax, this isn't something you can make happen through artificial means. Trying to force it will just mean you won't come out with anyone in the end.

why can't 8ch have a Trump too.

It's been a while since I came here, I'd say nearly 2 years.

I'm voting for Trump, too.

Funny, but you know damn well that isn't the problem here. If you had instead continued to spread lies and misinformation about casting roles we might have had issues, but it's obvious you're too chickenshit to continue after being called out.

You, and everyone else watching along at home, already know the heart of the matter. What's really eating you up inside is that you are not me, and you never will be. This eats at you. It keeps you awake at night, shivering and trembling as you desperately close your eyes and project an image of your waifus face onto your mind. All posts with Gear attached here are a merely a pitiful attempt at staving away this hidden terror.

How comical! How comical!

Well, it wouldn't be the first time nepgen tries to shitpost here after all. Except for who at least tries to work a bit on the basic formula.

Too bad it never works.

Like the others said, your waifu chooses you. When I first saw mine I already felt something I've never felt before, despite not really knowing her personality yet. It will happen naturally.

All right, I'll calm down now.

In other unrelated news…

I'm really curious to see what would happen if someone were to mod the character's voices during the cutscenes. Would the game still attempt to lip sync said mod or will it be like Sonic 06?

I assume one of the anons here that mod the game might be able to try it out and see what happens.

I'm sitting here reading about the worst years of American cars ever (1973-1981) and forget I'm even in this thread. Then I tab over and see more of this. Like why, I get that there's a bunch of broken waifu-posters who are beyond redemption but I'm here for the cozy among other things.
If we really want to get deep I could ask why its so essential that you project onto GearPoster, his soul is of an age no longer upon us, of gods and kings. Maybe if deep down we were more like him we would not live in such an age of despair and collapse.

forgive me I got wordy, it just happens sometimes

He still has hope, unlike so many others, one day I feel that he will stop and actually meet a real girl, even if in the twilight years of his life and he will be the happiest he ever was or will be and she will as well

I feel dumber than a dogoo right now

It would really depend on how the game handles character voiced lines.

Man, you just made me think of the 77 Trans Am I used to have. I miss that motherfucker.

I couldn't give a shit less about his waifuposting. It's that he posted some dumbass shit about Horie Yui voicing in Netoge, which isn't even remotely true. When called out on it, since I was genuinely confused and researched it, he backpeddaled with a flimsy "it was all true in my mind" horseshit response.

Well fuck that. What a fucking stupid statement. He needs to know it was stupid, and he's stupid for thinking it. Fucking nigger-tier.

Go over to /o/, they could use the traffic.

>>>/a/471575 and the posts following are having the same opinion. But yeah, a bunch of stupid people. Of course, I'm on the thread I linked, but you'll come with flimsy "you made every post on this discussion" or "/a/ is a bunch of dumbasses" to keep shitposting, right ?

Go back to either reddit or nepgen and never come back.

Maybe I'm just jaded and not NEET enough to understand, It's an odd thing to get so riled up about. You perceive what you want to see in things; I don't need to give examples to show this.

Jeez, it was nice until the salt started flowing. Do you need a friend user? I could add you on steam, I've got no problems playing a round of some semi-retarded online game with a stranger.

You got a webm or any link to where she sounds like Nepgear?

Sick appeal to majority, but that doesn't change the fact you outright stated here that Nepgear (Horie Yui) was voicing a character in Netoge. No matter how hard you pretend, or how many faggots you get to agree with you, that statement will never be factual.

It is incorrect. It will remain incorrect. You are wrong, and you will continue to be so forevermore no matter which horseshit argument or strawman you bust out next.

I suppose the lesson I and everyone else should take from this is to never try and correct the mind of an addled cockguzzling faggot who is used to playing a game of pretend everyday.

But do please continue to post a picture of Nepgear every post. Maybe if you do you'll magically be less of an incorrect dipshit :^)

Don't fuck with my seiyuu fam.

Maybe you need a friend too?

Autism is a hell of a drug user.

I guess so, maybe if some of these guys vented their autism onto other things they wouldnt be so angry? You know, menial tasks like working on an assembly line or logistics system, target shooting, autism builder video games, building "toys" legos is serious fucking business, you know, anything to just sooth the mind and put yourself in that nice state of mind so when you get into a super cozy thread you can just sink into it.
On a separate note: I wish I wasn't brutally addicted to autism games like Factorio, Farming Sim, Victoria 2, Lego Worlds and such, I can't seem to get away long enough to get through some more Neptunia

This a billion times

I was crushed when I got the diagnosis but I learned that it can't stop me from doing what I like

Playing videogames by autistic amounts

How come 5pb and MAGES. are barely in the same games together? From what I've seen in the RB games they only managed to be in the same game after they fell into the Ultradimension.

im flattered really, but everyone should be nice to Compa posters, we just want to help, be nice and be cozy.

It's okay Satan

How can I not? She's the best human character

The best part is that she's so modest that she would likely insist on another nep definitely not Iffy being as/more attractive as her.

words can't express his cuteness, she shines with the strenght of the sun, post more compa!

Cutest trap in that case

fuck

Compa

I have prepared for too long for this day

kindly reject those who insult the Nurse!

is this worth playing even though senran kagura has better grills?

If you want an excuse to play a low budget RPG on Steam/Vita, yeah. It's mainly a fun button mashy RPG with pretty colors.

All sizes of Compa!

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NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEPNEP NEP NEP NEP

youtube.com/watch?v=-TTqIeFXtQQ

A taste of the new OST for our PC bros.

CONQUEST

I wonder what the specs the game will have.

Me too.

It said You know? You know? I love you.

You are honestly the best nepanon around here.
You should read this thread: >>>/a/469677

She's singing a song, they just changed the lyrics and title of the song. Which is silly, since the 'I love you' is in English obviously.

And if you thought the V-II OST was awesome, here's a bit of Nep vs. Sega's music

I'm glad pseudo-metal is having a third renaissance in Japanese games now.

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I thought it was supposed to be a loss comic when I first saw it instead of being cute images about neptune and nepgear.

same

[x] lewd the kid neps
[x] introduce them to the realm of adults
[x] fill their bellies with pudding

what about taking responsibility?

That picture is the worst possible bad end in Neptunia, unless you have a fetish for being beaten and abused by your wife and, in sixteen years, your own daughter.

Why does it feel so right?

I absolutely want this

Not lewd enough for my tastes.
Basically I want to pat her head and hold her hand, and then have consensual sex for the sole purpose of procreation in the missionary position

all of it

I thought this would be worse. Finding out from Plutia is nothing. Getting that information from Iris Heart on the other hand…and on live T.V. too…

My man.

and a couple AM radio stations

I was going to point out how everyone in Planeptune would be upset about their "impure" CPU, but then i realized Iris probably doesnt give a fuck.
But then i noticed that she has three hands in that image and more people would probably be concerned bout that.

I've started playing the Noire game on PC. Why is there a player self insert and would he go away if I killed myself?

Secretary-kun is there probably because some writer at Sting wanted to be Noire's boyfriend/co-worker

But a beta boyfriend at that?

It's okay, the game is non-canon and Sting probably isn't getting their hands on the series ever again
Now we just have to pray the SI in 4GO(if it's actually a thing) is handled better

Considering that the setting is an MMO, I'm pretty sure an SI would actually get involved in fighting since he willingly started playing the game.

They might try a .hack scenario where the SI is trapped in the MMO with the neps.

That's the one upside I can see about the mmo setting, even neps have to fall under the mmo laws, so you could actually have a competent SI that just grinds the fuck out of the game

Yeah but he at least willingly started the game on his own meaning he can fight at least a bit. You dont play MMOs without sone sort of tutorial.

I just hope he isnt a kirito.

He just needs to shut up except for choice options. Most of the issues with secretary stem from him basically never saying what the players want him to say.

If they did make him like Kirito at least it means we'll get to put two years worth of semen into a nep.

This, he never says "Show me your boobs", "Why don't you four make out?" or "Make America Great Again".

Silly, it's pure fanservice for the Noire fans.

>the game is set up in a way that if a character dies, they die for good(no, they don't actually die, it turns out dying is the quick way out of the game because you get logged out)
So /nep/, who do you keep alive?
Don't worry, in NG+ there's an ending where no one dies
Trust me, I'm a time traveler

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Vert, I'm sure she'll find a way to break the game later on, or just help me grind to True End.

Wait. What.

Testing to see if the game lip synching would change.

It sadly doesn't.

Well obviously you keep the healer alive. You can scrape by without alot of things, but without a healer and a tank you might as well swim up the sewers with your mouth open.

Glad we share the good taste

Back from sleep and work. Good thing the shitposters ran away.

Vert, since she's the MC of that story. Plus, that means she'll get all the Candidates as her little sisters, since the others are off and leave her plenty of time to plan things on that aspect.

What if you're playing the healer ?

Even if it's a bad choice, I'll grind with her to make it viable

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fuck life

Healing circlejerks are a thing, as are subtanks.

Also who would want to play a healer, it's basically playing a middle manager who gets no respect and gets blamed whenever something goes wrong.

Playing as a healer turns any MMO into a more strategic game, since instead of focusing on your character and its abilities, you have to take care of the whole group. Plus, I'm only playing MMOs with friends, so there's no blame misdirection and petty conflicts like that.

Someone just fucking end me already

wait I'm a bit confused on what you want
do you want me to dump Blanc hentai or not?

Nep doujins and CG sets being scanned never ever

Yeah, it's a strategic game where half the factors are completely out of your control and those same factors will end you if they get bad enough.

It's like playign a game of chess where a cat walks across the board and rearranges the pieces at random.

Eh, I have a good size folder of Blanc lewds, but I'm mad as fuck it turns out there was YET ANOTHER FUCKING BLANC DOUJIN we will never see

Pick one.

Depends of the group you end with. And since I know my friends enough to be able to expect what they will do in classic MMO situations, I can plan out battles enough to at least avoid being trounced by the occasional idiocy or blind charge.

so you don't want me to dump blanc lewds that's all I needed to know.

Who the hell do you think you are talking to? I love Blanc and Blanc lewds

Why the fuck are japs so fucking retarded? You have giant fanbases of the source material you are drawing porn of outside of your country, in neps case CH/IF stated many times there's huge following in the west, hell the testament of that are the PC ports, yet these morons decide to make their work that people ARE WILLING TO PAY MONEY FOR limited to 2-3 events that happen only twice a year and there's extremely limited number of people that can get it and scan it. For fucks sake the Iffy doujin is another example of that, the artist didn't draw any more nep after that so the doujin is just fucking lost unless I can suddenly learn to teleport and steal it from another artist that I KNOW has it

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If you came here just to shitpost and miss the whole point entirely you should leave

Yep.

I have plenty of money and would gladly pay up in order to get my hands on doujins, and there are even outlets made specifically for that purpose (Both physical and download based) but almost no artists I would want the work of bother to put their books up for sale after the event because gee, who would ever want that? I'm lucky the Nep Biyori guy is smart at least, though I'll never get my hands on the first one.

Yeah thank Nep for the guy who got us Nep Biori PP(you?), speaking of which, it's not up on panda

steam V-II beta signup page is gone

anyone get in?

No way in hell I'm getting in

Nothing here so far.

I still have hope that the player character in 4 Goddesses will be a silent protagonist and most importantly have customization-make your own Nep.

It's an MMO. Being unable to create your player character would be completely backwards.

You also accidentally sent in your "top 10 nep doujin ranking list"
so it's like a 50/50 shot

oh ha the testing period is from may 9

I'm a moron soz

Didn't bother.

1. haru's Blanc doujin
2. anything that involves Blanc
3.everything else
4.
5.
6.everything else
7.everything else
8.everything else
9.everything else
10. yuri

Yeah that was me.

Since you only mentioned PP you might not have grabbed VII back when I scanned that too so here.

Anyone's free to upload my scans to sadpanda if they want to, not like I own 'em.

mega.nz/#!t1EDnQLI!rw37h7JLX8bFjAt-zCJsjdf00LFLO4GFqXaIof9oxtk

Character customization was confirmed, I'm fairly sure. I do hope they're silent though.

I didn't grab PP either, in fact I wasn't aware V2 was a thing

Two of the ones in picture 4 are scanned. They're not very good, though.

And I really should have read the whole post before posting
in the translation I reposted from 4chan, the articles on weeb gaming sites did not mention anything like that

So what about Blanc yuri.
Is that at a 5 or does the yuri overwrite the blanc rank and it becomes a 10

Nah, I'm blacklisted, have been since I wrote them a huge rant about how Nick "Fat Man" Doerr is a giant faggot who hates all Japanese things and wants to ruin as many of them as he can as revenge for Perl Harbor.

Even if yuri, Blanc is always on 2nd place in that list

Well, at least you got blacklisted for telling the truth.

so the one where she gets yuri raped by Uzume?

Eh…that's actually a tricky one, because Blanc is there for just one page, but the artist draws her just so well…3 and lower

Anyone knows what's the "New Voice" unlockable reward from the character challenges in HDNoire?

Something they might say during one of their attacks?

mega.nz/#!gsVgQSjI!MaNl04INUekzEMCNc-cORDp6cHpcdMKQonBm2zD2GaE

Here you go, if you wanted a link.

Dengeki Playstation always has a lot more information than what gets posted in short summary articles on English weeb sites. It may be false info, but there's a decent chance of it being from the real article and transcribed by someone.

You are the hero we need, but don't deserve

what about that one where she gets impregnated and the last panel is her holding her stomach?

when did that even happen?

I think I either have it saved or have a physical copy somewhere.
Really writing was generic and the art style was meh. It's one of those "if I wasn't already there I wouldn't have gotten it" sort of things you know

choose 2, the plot is just an excuse for dicking to happen
I don't really care actually, let's say I have very high resistance to shitty art, most of the time I can appreciate anything as long as it's not total garbage

yeah, but there's only so many times you can get "Uguu~ I accidently sucked your dick sempai~~" before you just get bored.
Then again I legitimately do read doujins for the plot and skip the sex because I like shitty mushy romances where both parties end up happy

While it's the case for most of them, the fact some of them lack it make them interesting and worth reading.

Thanks for reminding me how ridiculous can doujins be.

read these exhentai.org/tag/artist:koorizu

BLANC IS FOR LOVING AND PROTECTING

NOT FOR BEING LEWD

I click on 3 random ones

I THINK I HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED

Silly user, all neps are lewd, and it's alright to lewd them if you love them

add "eng" at the end of the search term then

Vert isnt the protagonist of four goddesses online.

Go to that twitter image and ask for scans.

Ask him yourself
twitter.com/MachDKN
I'm off to sleep

Damn, Moonspeak. My one weakness.
Someone who can, ask this guy for scans. Tell him that us unfortunate people that live in third world countries (in terms of otaku culture) need his goods for research purposes to further develop our own otaku culture in a proper manner.

Blanc is the least lewd nep besides the twins. Why does she have the most porn?

Because

It's hard to lewd characters already lewd, they do it for you.

Now lewding the cute/least lewd, that's a true challenge right there

I suppose that's true. It's not as fun when you're lewding something that's been done a hundred times before.

Hopefully Blanc lewds become so over saturated in the nep market that lewding will start to decrease over time.

bumpu

So why does she drop her spaghetti mid-sentence and starts talking in an overly cutesy manner? I feel like I'm missing some reference here.

Whatever the case is, Lid a cute.

She's so cute when she drops her spaghetti

Dunno. Worst girl fetish maybe? :^)

Fuck this, I'm getting the weaken enemies plan. I ain't gonna grind 5ever for the neps

But are you even using buffs and debuffs

Yep

What, really? She doesn't have that much HP nor does she have any way to take out multiple people at the same time. I don't recall her being a bother at all.

I just got the true end in RB3, I didn't know it had that much post game content thank goodness I found the break damage limit plan

Never gets old, user.

1. Not your culture, so your retardation is your own view

2. Way to overlook there's still a huge damned stigma not only about copyrighted material (their laws being different than ours), there's an even bigger stigma concerning porn.

3. If you feel that strongly about it, start looking up either the artists involved and pen a letter of business to them, or find a buyer who attends those events and pay for a reserve shipment (also prepare your anus for the shipping).

And yet melonbooks and dlsite still sell the digital versions of the doujins, so your entire point falls flat as Blanc

Select books that sign an incredibly jewish deal wi/DLsite. And if it's there, what're you whining here for.

Now I'mma pardon myself while sense hits itself upside your head much like Blanc's impending hammer strike.

Are you dumb or something? The doujins I WANT arent avalaible by digital means, then you make it sound like theres a legal issue despite other doujins of this very series being avalaible on said sites
You arent very smart, are you?

Bumping the thread with best wife ever.

How OP are the dlc characters?

In which title, user? Pretty OP in general.

Megadimension

Rather tame IMO

Hngh! My chest! My doctors told me not to OD on kawaii!

Too bad I got more of it.

Apply in moderation please.
Also, did Noire and Gear get married on the same day?

Apparently. I don't know who married Noire, though.

Maybe Noire loves the same guy as Gear and they decided that they'd both marry him or something?

Not sure. It would be an interesting change of the pastebin stories, though.

An user who loves the childhood friend type girl but can't help but also admire the independent type of woman who will inevitably leave him to pursue her own independence.

Interesting. I'd love to read that.

I'm pretty sure there would be quite a few volunteers for that.

I do hope that you don't mean Noire. She made herself a slave for her people. She's just socially inept, so she can't interact like a normal person.

Thats what i mean. She believes she can do everything which results in her not being able to rely on others to help her with her work. The relationship ends up taking time away from her being able to work and she tells her lover not to worry about it. But then she breaks up with him because she thinks he's causing her to fail her country because she can do it all by herself. When he says he can help, sge says sheshe's fine doing it by herself.

I just realized that's Noire and not Uni. What an unusual combination. Well, they're both my favourite, so…

I made the mistake several times too. I'd be fine with both duos, although my favorite still is Gear/Vert.

So he got the harem end? Hope he dont mind half of Gamindustri trying to gun him down

Or maybe they decided to give up their status so they could be with the one they love.
Uni is now leading Lastation. Neptune is now taking her job seriously so people don't bother her little sister to help out.

The more it goes, the more it's writable. What about a conjointed write effort with every writer on /nep/ ?

Real busy with school and summer classes so dont onow if I'll be able to anyone can make their own version of that story if they want though. Would be good for more OC.

I still need to rewrite.

I have to post this.

Our necromancer should really bring her alive.

How do you break the news to someone that justice is dead?

God damn.

I'm on a work experience at my local collage for 5 weeks; 2 weeks have passed. Switching the OS from 8.1 to 10 is a real pain when you have to consider the bandwidth and if the programs needed for the classes will work without any problems. I should also note that the instructors are not happy with the switch.
I'm still working on something I started 3 months ago; 50k words and counting. And similar to , I want to fix some of my past writings. Let's be honest, some of the dialogue I wrote is cringe worthy. And with the good ending in V/Re;Birth3, I'm switching endings with Switching Gears to What If – Purple Revelations. After all, someone unfit to be a goddess shouldn't be there anymore and let a proper goddess take care of everything. Isn't that right Plutia and Onee-chan?

The same way you tell someone that gust is dead softly.

I had to something like that but from XP to 7 when I was volunteering at a hospital last summer a-at the pay is nice right?

Neps freshly off twitter

Thanks twitter. Saved directly that third pic.

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I don't save every nep pic. Only the ones that catch my eye. Which means my nep folder is mostly made of Gear and Vert, with some Nowa, Neptune, Uzume and Blanc. And of course, Gear got the lion's share.

The only pay I'm getting is more education and much needed work ethic. On the plus side, I get to see what work goes into setting up a school computer before installing deep freeze. Working with an instructor that retiring before the next school year starts is a huge bonus. And the ability to pickup Megatagmention when I'm out getting food in two days.

Well its good that you are getting work experience, good luck with it. I would have said the neps would forgive you if you pirated megatagmention now to buy more food and to get it when you can, but it is a vita exclusive right now.

Best neps.

Prove me wrong, sons of man.

I want to see Nepgear doing some Gunpla Battle now. What would she use ?

Rei deserves more love, also nowa is missing

Oy vey, i forgot.

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Too late user, have a noire for the effort

So, has there been any Cave or Rei stories?

Speaking of Noire, I just riced my phone a bit. I like Noire so I went for the Noire look, obviously. Edited some things with yellow for privacy. Thoughts? Anyone else enriched their phone or PC with some Nep themes?

My PC has some Gear on the wallpapers, switching through ~40 of them with a 5" delay. Here's the actual.

*ahem*

Yeah, there's been at least one Cave story and also a whole plotline for Rei in Megami Tsuushin, stuff that hasn't been translated yet unfortunately.

Also pretty much everything with Linda, Warechu, Falcom, 5pb…(etc)…is still in moon runes.

Forgot to add that the lock screen is missing as I still have to make that one.

Same here, lots of wallpapers with a 5 min interval, even has some Gear because Gear a cute.

Definitely.

That's pretty nice.

That's a nice level of dedication. I'd probably do the same if the phone I was using wasn't a really old model who can only make calls and written messages, and where you can't even change the wallpaper, or else I'd have dropped pic related.

I'm compensating with the PC's wallpaper though.

I myself have been debating on what will change besides the main character.

Personally, with how much focus the CPUs and Candidates get, I was thinking of making one that has the makers as the stars while CPUs and the Candidates get the short end

Or one with Arfoire.

I dunno man…you saw what happened when I brought her back to life.

You don't even want to imagine Gust

Who are you? Phil Collins?

Background colors are nice, doesn't make my eyes bleed (Not too much a fan of the color blue though)

Outside of my laptop, nope.

Might change the one I have on my desktop because I no longer play THAT game.

Just someone who plays too much Shin Megami Tensei.

Cutest /m/ obsessed CPU

Cave is not only pretty hot, she is also pretty strong in RB2. Spam that line attack like no tomorow and both critters and bosses will melt like crazy with the proper build.

10/10 would waifu for this season

I want to rest my head on Cave's lap.

What nep would you blaze it with

For added fun toss in a high-tier EXE build disk to her kit. Black Label all of a sudden isn't a major drain anymore given the hitspam it does.

Pururut.

nep dreams are best dreams

Definitely. Especially lucid dreams

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Let me bring back the feels.
pastebin.com/7DjdMSYS

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I had one, but it was a dream about me playing it.

Poor things. I hope you'll get the best nep dream ever for you in the coming days.

My phone works, but I only use it for calls and to listen to music. Maybe I should just get a dumb phone and an mp3 player next time.
Or I should ask Holla Forums about getting Linux on my phone. I'm not sure what would happen though.

Me too, and I'm not sure why. She looks like a motherly figure. A very strict one.

Thanks.

Well, atleast the older models have a habit of being really durable and don't usually shit the bed after a few years due to planned obsolescence.

I tried going with some black/gray/silver at first, but that just made my phone screen look way too much black and white, it looked pretty weird. So I just went with some light blue because I like blue.

You're already running Linux on your current phone if you're running Android. Technically. It has good customisable roms like Cyanogenmod, which is what I'm using.

I've never played this. what should I pirate.?

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cute!

Re;Birth1, to see if you'd enjoy these kinds of games. If you enjoyed it, it wouldn't be a bad idea to throw some money at the devs too!

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Nepgear seems awfully happy to be given twice the workload from looking after both those slackers.

You sound like you wouldn't be happy if you had two Nepneps to masturbate in

where did she get those boobs?

Plutia and Vert for sure.

Do you mean the Neptune on the right or the left?
The one on the left is a Neptune from another dimension

Too cute. Saved and added to my wallpaper folder.

You mean two Nepneps to feed, house, clean for because they won't do anything themselves and will just sit around playing video games all day while demanding to know when dinner's ready.

One of them might slowly grow up to be a decent, dependable human being, but the other doesn't age mentally or physically so I'll be stuck serving her for the rest of my life while she gets progressively fatter and more indolent.

I'm lazy enough as it is, so just the thought of cooking each day for not one but two Nepneps is enough to give me a seizure. No amount of sex could make all of that worthwhile. If I was Nepgear, I'd probably run away from home or just kill myself.

Nepgear also has the option to elope with her precious Onii-chan, or to go living for some days with either Vert or Uni.

The problem is Nepgear can't bring herself to leave for any long period of time for fear of Neptune starving to death, blowing up the city or being stricken by sudden amnesia. She's emotionally anchored to Neptune and will never put her own needs or sanity first.

Even going out with her friends is touch and go, and Neptune usually demands to come with her anyway.

As for Onii-chan, I can't help wondering if he is simply a coping mechanism invented by her subconscious to ease the stress of her everyday life with Neptune.

I see where you're going with that idea. I'd guess Gear might turn towards her machines in order to create small autonomous units made to tend Neptune's needs and relieve some stress.

And nice idea about her Onii-chan, it's something to dig.

is she supposed to be permanently in purple heart mode?

The one on the left never became a CPU, she's a human version of Neptune.

Is that…
Loss?

It's Neptune from another dimension where she isn't a CPU, just a person. This is why she aged.

That scenario reminds me of Wall-E. Hopefully Nepgear would force her sister to walk at least.

You'd have to shift some of the panels around to make it a proper loss edit, like the Nepgear's lost panties edit.

why are you trying to turn a very cute pic of child neps into a shitty meme?

thats pretty depressing

It's actually better than the alternative Re;birth3/Victory gave out, where they hypothesized that Neptune would just flat out die because of her negligence and laziness

It's from a game with the dreamcast as a character, of course it's tragic.

But who knows how did she survive? Maybe she consumed lots of fluid-like white substance (that wasn't milk pudding) in back alleys next to arcades.

You're thinking of Flanderized Nepgear from V. Everyone was flanderized in V. Don't treat V Neps like that's how they actually act.

How lewd and indecent

Heck if I know, she probably survived on herbs and lived innawoods, I dont know I still havent tried VII yet.

well shes good at beating stuff up isnt she? maybe shes hired muscle

She's also pretty big compared to the other neps, she could have been powerful like another certain mercenary.

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Is that a DJ name for nep ?

I doubt that there would be any survivors then.

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Adult Nep does wonders to my eyes

k NOW I can ask because it's apparently started

anyone get into steam V-II beta?

No dice.

NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP NEP

Nep nep.

Nep~

I think you've had enough to nep, user.

I don't think we're allowed to

Get into the beta I mean, but it's okay just gotta wait until it's for sale

But that's not a nep.

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Blanc got to him first before he could post

Don't worry. It will come out one day.

ALSO TIME TO DIE
I'm off to sleep, so it'll be one post early.

Though it's only 299 please forgive

Ayy lmao let's go

Neptune let's have some pudding

It's fun to see we got the same idea, but with different thread killers. Rolling, then.

Great minds nep alike

Definitely.

Night, everyone.

Nepgear, can I replace that choker on your neck with a fashionable necklace for you?

Rolling.

alright time to give this another try, surely my bad luck can't strike twice

blanc can I pat your head now?

O-okay. Guess I'll just buy you a ring instead.

I think it just did user

nonsense surely this time will be it!, I can't be that unlucky.

blanc, can I pat your head now?

You can take off your sage by the way

We're in bumplimit

Also you literally got the same response in a row

god danm it same question for blanc again

thanks for the advice also I'm starting to feel that blanc has a grudge against me for some reason

Seems you have to ask a different question now

alright then, blanc do you have a grudge against me trying to give you a head pat?

Noire, may I try some of your cooking?

Fuck now I think she's fucking with me by this point.
I guess I'll try asking someone else
neptune, does blanc has something against me?

I'll also wrap up the Cave story too, now.

I think asking neptune was not the best idea.
how about…
Vert, same question

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I think I should stop here since it looks like none of the CPU's will answer my questions and instead just screw with me.

I'll wait for the next thread killer if my luck changes I expect the worst

NEPTUNIA SUCKS

I am triggered by this.

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What the hell do you call that filter or whatever edit that is

The hypernova

A NEW CPU APPROACHES TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

hypernova, its from kirbo. knock yourself out
kirby.nintendo.com/triple-deluxe/hypernova/

New thread is already ready and waiting for page 15, but a word of warning for everyone before that.

People from Holla Forums are raiding every thread they don't like, with the intent of "purging Holla Forums of cancer-enabling faggots" (people they don't like) and with the help of a few boards (Holla Forums has been confirmed, and they've failed to enlist /a/ and Holla Forums). Their way of acting is simple - Provoking everyone on a targeted thread until someone answers them, then focusing on that someone with the help of external devices and IP reloading for the impression of numbers.

I'll ask everyone to be cautious of such moves, either in this thread or the next ones, and to avoid provocation as much as possible until it calms down. Pic related for information.

Also, new thread might roll earlier depending of the speed of this one going down, considering I have a difficult visit to do. People having read The Promised Day might know what kind of visit it is, and why it is hard to do.

AND 2 MORE HAVE JOINED IN TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!

She's not even sexually mature. How is that supposed to be possible?

So we might be seeing more (1)'s then

Better?

Whoops, meant to

Sounds better.

Let's try it out

Woops forgot the question

Peashy let's have some pudding with Neptune

Fine then be that way

I guess this is when they were still both fighting

I like how that one user keeps getting 'Ask me later' responses

Oh yeah, I suppose I should ask Peashy…

Peashy, would you like to read a book with me?

Looks like you got that end of the stick as well

All right then…

Peashy, will I be able to master moonrunes?

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I-I don't have pudding…

Anybody got that edit where it says

I just want to punch Neptune in the face

Lets see

You're in luck

Fantastic

Thank you!

rolls

anyone: will re;translation 3 come out before VII steam

Do you have want to get 420 blazed?

And I just realized I added 5 twice

TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP

Time for Linda.

dear neptune, should i amuse them with details of the dream?

Go ahead.

okay so it goes like this, there was an old couple perhaps running this simple store that looked like an old western building with 2 floors with a big sign on it that said HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNE in all caps. they had christmas decorations up.
some bad guys started shooting them for some reason but they fought back and won, i helped where i could which consisted of making finger guns and saying "pew pew" and shooting lightning at snipers. some other mysterious figures (anons?) were also fighting alongside us guerilla style
when that was over i got entranced by the christmas decorations and the lights went out, i thought i broke them but the old man just decieded it was time to take them down.
i went in to the store and had another dream where iffy nep and i were hanging out. neptune was bending down and some titty showed from the top her shirt, iffy got really embarrassed and shouted that she was doing it on purpose. then neptune got that look on her face you know the one, "ill show you what it looks like when i do it on purpose" and whipped them out completely, grabbed me and stuffed my face in to them. i was too stunned to move, even to turn my head to see iffys surely adorable reaction. how fun.

Is maintenance done

Nepgear will you let me give you the gehaburn deeply

Vert, will our version of 4 Goddesses Online be fun?

Back from my "visit". It is always hard to go there.

New thread will launch as usual.

You uh went to a hospital of some kind or something?

I went to my mother's grave. It was Mother's Day last weekend.

not even gonna pretend I can understand how you feel, just have a gear

Thanks. And you just feel like an unfillable void inside you. Especially due to the fact she was the sole parent who acted as such for me.

Just read The Promised Day, on the pastebin. You'll get more insight.

…Oh. That's rough. My condolences user.

Thanks.

That must be really tough. I've lost some relatives, but to lose a parent… Can't really imagine what it must feel like. I'll read that story later today. Stay strong Gearposter.

Thanks. It really helps reading such messages.

Stay strong gearposter! I may not read your stories but I can relate to your situation.

Never give up!

It's been 12 years already. Giving up right now would be nonsense.

Can I do whatever I want with whoever I roll?

Oh wow, this sure just got complicated.

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W-What

Let me just vent out a bit and I'm done with the topic, some faggot mod didn't delete a nep thread on Holla Forums, but moved it to /trash/ instead, then some mod apologits tried to argue why it's the proper place for the threads, all while ignoring how vast majority of Holla Forums threads break the same rules nep threads are accused of, like being spammed every day while overwatch gets well for 30 threads a day for the past week
Wew, feels good to be able to tell someone about this, I promise to not bring this topic to the next thread

this was on our Holla Forums? when was this?

I did refer to cuckchan in earlier post user

i didnt even think they had nep threads in hell

Even those damned by satan to suffer until the end of world deserve some peace of mind in company of neps

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I have no words for this bullshit. Not that it surprises me, due to the reports about /nepgen/'s state and about cuckchan in general.

Still, welcome around us. And nice cards, people don't post them that much so it's good to see the whole collection at once.

I want to see both cards without copyrights and such, do you have them ?

At this point a comprehensive list of how completely fucked halfchan is would probably take up at least one whole CD's worth of plaintext.

Maybe you could crop out the cards you want, rotate them straight up and then feed them through a reverse image search? Pattern recognition might catch clean ones in the wild.

I'll give it a search once new thread kicks in. Thanks for the suggestion.

wikiwiki.jp/nepcolle/?�ץ�ͥƥ塼��
Use this site, has some, if not most of the nepcolle cards, I'm just uploading what i have from an old .rar

I'll reupload the entire folder as zip when the next thread comes, so you guys can pick it up, we should really get some sort of download pastebin going

My body wasn't ready, but my Gear folder grew much larger.

your welcome

Thanks mate. Sadly that specific Gear isn't on there. Or at least won't load on my computer for some reason. Found some other goodies though.

imgur.com/a/ZDmz1/layout/grid (found on reddit)
My guess is that some cards just got lost, and it's not like we can find them in actually good quality since nepcolle died long ago

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I smiled.

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

that's what I'm here for

Oh man, this is a good day. Even if I don't find that white bikini Gear.

See