Angelic Storytime

Advertised as "Watership Down meets WALL·E with some feminist elements thrown in", except that the only sentient beings left are the genetically modified war animals and related kin, the man-made vehicles are presumably all wrecks, and outer space is not yet explicitly depicted.

This is not high-concept at all.

Starring a major candidate for "the best non-human female protagonist in reaction faces of 2017 in comic books."

You may check out Simon Spurrier's other independent, non-licensed, non-work-for-hire traditional comic books (plus Caspar Wijngaard's first American comic book work):

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Thanks OP

This is a pretty interesting comic, though I could certainly do without the feminism, and Qora herself is pretty obnoxious. The dolts are my favorite.

This is an idea way too good to be wasted on this comic. Such a shame.

>Oh and she questions their sacred traditions because she's so smart and clever – This is really original.

This is fucking pitifully moronic.

I can't think of a better mouthpiece for feminism than a blubbery animal that's famed for it's low intellect and sluggish nature.

So after reading all of this and realizing it's the same hack who wrote the newer, awful Shadow comics, I have to wonder who keeps giving this hack work. His shit is derivative as fuck, and any remotely entertaining ideas he might have are overshadowed by his massive ham-fists, as he waves them about trying to make some grandiloquent allegory about humanity and society, all while writing an especially derivative take on a well-worn character archetype that's been done to death for centuries.

It's really embarrassing, too, to see a man write stories in which he puts feminist and queer virtue signalling above telling a good story, over and over. What kind of man does that?

It's like he was trying so hard to tell a feminist fairy tale that he just ends up ripping off Little Mermaid, Mulan, and Beauty and the Beast, because feminism doesn't actually lend itself to storytelling. Given the blurb at the end about how the whole story is an allegory for humans not questioning tradition, it's hard to say that this might get better later on.

Funny how they want us to questions traditions, but don't you dare question feminism. The more time goes by, the more people like this turn out to be not so different from the religious right they purport to hate.

Jesus christ thats on the fucking nose. The lack of self awareness is palpable here. I can't wait to see that their 'god' is going to be a stack of recordings of some brown androgynous be-spectacled dyke haired academic/public figure talking about AMAZING things like down with Men and fuck all tradition and other talking points from Tumblrs front page.

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Thanks user.

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100% poz

ISSUE #2

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WUZ

BASTARDZ

This shit goes on and on and on with this awful cringey dialog. I can't bring myself to keep reading past the first few pages.

WHAT is with the palette? This has the same horrid blue and purple my-crayon-box-melted look as America. Is this some kind of subliminal transgender virtue signalling? Should we blame Twilight Sparkle? It looks like Lisa Frank threw up.

no thanks

Don't reproduce, goy.

"I'm gonna take one good thing, and another good thing…"
"Sounds like you're creating an amazing thing!"
"…and add just a dash of feminism…"

Excelent setting, amazing art.
But every clichè they used here is Disney level. And boy, did they usde a lot of cliches, they saw Happy Feet and they added Disney princess, and boom they had this comic.
It is trying so hard it is not even funny.

I knew this comic was trash.

Update when?

I want more Dolts.

I could be actually be good if it was rewritten with tolerable dialogue and no political bullshit. The setting is interesting, the art is okay, but it still sucks so much

I think it's the dialog that holds it back almost as badly as the knock-off Disney Princess plotline. Nearly all of it is arguing or complaining.

The monks are as feces and anus obsessed as Jews are.

November 22

Thanks user.

Why?

ISSUE #3

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oh shit niggah

Next issue out on December 27

It's garbage.

I mean, if you were a monkey you'd worship the best looking monkey you could find too.

Dolts are the best.

Next issue will be out in two weeks, sorry

More digging of the truth! More grotesque shit!

ISSUE #4

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So, new issue when?

I give it odds that either they'll stop the humans from being resuscitated and take the earth for themselves or we'll be subjected to the people being woken up to be humiliated by how much 'better' their creations are than they are.

I hope that the Fungal Neurotoxin evolves into a virus and kills everyone.

Thanks

Right fucking now.

ISSUE #6 - IS THIS THE CLIMAX?

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Will this comic go the way of Cry Havoc? Stay tuned.

HOW UNDERWHELMING!

I had low expectations and yet this managed to let me down.

God, I knew they were going to do something screwy with the humans to gratify the writers out of control leftism but the insipid anarchism of
Really sticks in the craw. God damn subhumans.

And entire book where the only likable characters are a dumb bird and a pack of murderous flying dolphins… Si Spurrier needs to be shot in the face, already.

Alfer was going to cut off Qora's wings and then the cat cut off his wings. That's what the elves call "justice of the unicorn".

Please keep your shitty webcomic obsession in your shitty webcomic obsession thread.

Bump for dolts