NEW ZELDA SOON

THE MOOOOOST WOOONDERFUUL TIIIME OF THEE DEEECAAAAADE

WITH THE HATERS SHITPOSTING AND THE FANS JUST KEEP DRONING "BUY AN NX SINCE IT'S TIME TO UPGRAAAADE"

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE DEECAADE

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If it's really on the NX and the NX can play Wii U games then I'll probably snag one, since I completely skipped this gen. I'm more concerned about the porn.

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Embarrassing. I hope thunder strikes twice, not much unlike my repeating digits.

Are we gwtting raided?

FUCKING CHRISTMAS CAROLS

Incredible. Wow.

Aaaaand it's all gone. I'm assuming it was a shitposter posting more lyrics?

No, someone had an autistic meltdown while trying to get repeating digits

When will they bring back Gwonam?

Huh. Though I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised.

Please kill yourself if you aren't hyped.

This will be the Zelda we always wanted. Big world with beautiful art direction, music, sound effects and atmosphere. crazy things to see in the open world, not infested with puzzles and obstacles that block you, huge Zelda dungeons, cute cutscenes that always motivated to, countless sidequests (it will be very WRPG influenced), optional items and weapons, crafting system.

It will be basically Wind Waker: Link matured and found a new Continent Edition. But much better game design than Wind Waker.

HYPE.

Yeah sure, fuck off with the shilling.

wat?

"BUY AN NX SINCE IT'S TIME TO UPGRAAAADE"

That sounds fucking terrible if you sing it.
All you need is "IT'S TIME TO UPGRAAAADE"

git gud you faggot

Yes fellow Gamer, I too am extremely excited for this upcoming video game

Incest or Bestiality?

I'll believe that when it doesn't have the ugly and/or stupid NPC and monster designs that have plagued every Zelda 3D Zelda ever.

But user, that game already exists.

A decade ago this would be a good thing, but these days it's a huge red flag.

That's not really important to me, also

You're actually hyped about sound effects?

Such as?

A few puzzles wouldn't be that bad.

They promise this with every new Zelda game. I'll believe it when I see it.

Skyrim is not a real WRPG.

Another red flag.

What makes you so sure that it will be better than Wind Waker?

SS is my favourite zelda

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A big world is only a problem if it's a big empty wasteland with nothing to interact with. As long as there's holes to dig, weak spots to bomb, boulders to pick up, stuff to climb, blah blah, there can't be too big of an overworld.


I agree, a few. Problem is some Zeldas basically treat the overworld as an open air dungeon before the dungeons, which to me ruins the point of breaking the game up into overworld and dungeons. Overworld should be more big and open, dungeons should be narrow and filled with complex puzzles and highly directed progression. They need that contrast against each other to shine.

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What a shitty time to have video games as a hobby.

user, don't you get it? It's not coming out for PC, so by default, I'm not going to buy it. I'm willing to wait for it to get on the web and emulated.

It's a single player game, so like, I don't have to get it in the moment for it to be full of players.

Nintendo is free to compete for my money, but not in their disgusting excuse for gaming hardware.

This, but you also need some dynamism and that's something you don't see very often on games. Stuff like in M&B with units moving around and killing each other but expanded would make the overworld and the whole traveling around a more interesting thing. Some sort of moving dungeon that you have to track down would be rad as fuck, I feel like navigation is something games don't explore enough; I had fun with the treasure hunts on dead red redemption and that was very poorly made, there is plenty of room for improvement there.

What a shitlord

Ocarina of Time's overworld had all of these things, and people complain about it being empty and barren all the time.

Go to cuckchan, I'm sure they'd love it.

The webm of Link being turned into a girl and getting fucked is good though.

I'm not into cuck shit, just triggering people
with that being said, the amount of cuck porn there is for the Zelda series is very impressive
There is even some Ara Ara zelda dominating a young link

Those are faggots, you don't listen to faggots or you end up with corridor shooter games because their attention span is too fucking short. Hell, people complaint about Dragon's Dogma being too empty and large, the game just needs dynamic spawning, the map should be a bit bigger.

sani go back to your monthly containment thread

I agree it was empty and barren. Doesn't change the fact that for once I'd like to see an overworld with size AND things to do. In fact, if you're hypothetically limited to X interactive/interesting things no matter what, I'd still rather have X in a fairly big world than X crammed together, so OoT still wasn't a worst-case scenario.

Besides, I think a big part of the empty and barren complaint is how visually empty and barren it is, not just the lack of interaction. The smaller overworld areas are alright, but the main big fields just had to spread their visual detail too thin due to N64 graphics. Kinda ends up looking more like a green-ish desert than a grassy field. I know that's about half my complaint right there, too little to see OR do.

can someone explain to me what people see in zelda games

first game was kinda fun but all the later games are clusterfuck with no consistency to each other, it's like you're playing whole different game with each zelda entry, only linked together with retarded elf guy and titular certain zelda which is different with each game unlike the main character and rarely even actually shows up

I just hope is not an empty barren wasteland like skyward sword.

Now I'm listening.

You didn't give a valid reason as to why you don't like them.

You just spewed autism about game mechanical consistency.

And no. You're the one that must tell us why the games succ.

the problem is i can't get really hyped for any zelda game when i don't even know what genre it is going to be

one game is top down shooter, another is platformer rpg, and then collectathon, and then a fucking musou

i mean, it's basically a waifu game, you have some characters and don't care what kind of game it will be and they'll be hyped anyways regardless of quality

at least between all those mario spinoffs they retain basic gameplay principles known in the series except for extreme cases like mario golf

The mental gymnastics required to think that Mario games are more consistent than Zelda games is astounding. You have to remove Mario spinoff titles like Kart and all the Sports games, but then not do the same for Zelda spinoff titles like Hyrule Warriors or actually, wait, what the hell is the top-down shooter Zelda game?

That said, I agree with you that you need a REASON to get hyped, rather than a reason to be disinterested. I think that's a fair approach.

I know the reason I and many others are interested in Zelda 2017 is that it promises to be more open-world, which hopefully means less linear hand-holding and talking and more exploring and discovery, more akin to the early Zelda games than the later ones. On top of that, the most recent "main" Zelda, Link Between Worlds, experimented with letting the player pick whatever dungeon and item order they wanted, and it turned out pretty good, and many think it's better than Skyward Sword or Twilight Princess outright. If Nintendo properly evolves this idea into something new, or just makes a solid 3D world to explore using the concept, then I would be all for it.

Ultimately a lot of us see this as a potential "back to basics" for the series, and that's why we're excited for it.

(Attached video is fun but also "You're sure this will arrive next year?" "Yes, I'm sure."

Eh, there will be an NX version. The NX will be powerful enough for a beautiful game if the developer isn't shit at art direction.

Sell your Wii U.

But it on NX. Don't like anything but Zelda? Sell the NX afterwards.

Quite simple.

The game will probably end up looking like Overwatch in an open world on the NX With the crazy Zelda creatures.

I'll cum all over the game cover before I play it.

desperate.

But not everyone would know what upgrade refers to, user.

Please buy it…

Perfect plan, in a fictional world where you can sell a used console a short time later for the same amount you paid.

Assuming the NX will actually sell well, you probably get even more.

However, only the poorest of poorfags would whine about a ~15% loss.

You realize that this is modern Jewtendo we're dealing with here, right? Expect amiibo shit and dank maymays

huh? what happened?

If you can't figure it out yourself, or even look at board logs, then please leave now. You're too stupid to use imageboards.

Oh right, because smart people never ask questions. Thanks shitlord.

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Of course there will be Amiibo support, how does it bother you? So far they did a pretty good job with the Amiibo content, far from must have stuff but nice enough for people that are buying those shitty things to say "oh, nice, that's something."

it will flop
so hard

I have a theory but I'm not even sure myself and I browse halfchan since 2004. Probably some advanced autism spectrum shit. Just ignore them.

Hopefully not, could mean the death of actually big, well designed action adventure games which already are on decline. Metroid is dead, Alundra is dead, Okami is dead, Darksiders is dead etc. Today shit like Uncharted, new Tomb Raider or TLoU are considered "action adventures".

At the end I don't give a shit about sales but would be nice if it sells well.

Wow, you've been shilling for that long and still haven't gotten promoted?

Must be rough

It'll be like clockwork.

Almost like a horse armor but more expensive and attach to a chink -trash-bin quality- figurine.
Defending bullshit business practices is bad regardless of what company is behind them. Don't be that faggot.

Glad to see this behavior is encouraged.

Worst case scenario

There hasn't been a good Zelda game since Link's Awakening. Throw this faggot series in the garbage.

There hasn't been a good Zelda game since Zelda II.

Pure coincidence.

Boo! It's not even July yet. Get off the stage and check my dubs!

I remember thinking "I'll just wait for xenoblade x, then I'll get a wiiU". Lucky I did wait - last time I ever pay attention to pre-release media, at least concerning nintendo shit and E3 in general.

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Why do people always try to force this Zelda cycle shit? It's not there. People loved the old 2D games and still love them today, people loved OoT, MM and WW back then and still love them today. Many people people didn't like TP but the majority liked it and this is still the case today. Basically everyone hated SS when it came out and this is still the case. Everyone loved ALBW when it came out and this is still the case.

What behaviour? Are you literally autistic and not just trolling? This thread is for Zelda U discussion, predictions, shitposting whatever.

Jesus Christ, kill yourself.

Probably Dark Souls children.

Why do people that think Zelda II is a good game believe they have room to talk? It's literal shit compared to every 3D Zelda, ALTTP, Awakning and ALBW.

Where does this Zelda 2 is good meme come from anyway? That cancerous Dark Souls fanbase, no?

So weird.

Holla Forums is so fucking laggy at times. Holy shit.

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I've always liked Skyward Sword, and I think Twilight Princess is a mediocre rehash of OOT.

I think people always thought it was at least decent, but it was always overshadowed by other games series so lately there's been this surge of people saying it's the best game ever for contrarian points. The same thing happened with Majora's Mask.

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B-b-but it's ironic

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Majoras Mask is actually good. Zelda 2 is dog shit.


Didn't know there is a rule.

A man can dream

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You were literally too fat and dumb for the motion controls swordplay? It was extremely well playable.

I hate the game for it's cramped level design and lack of any kind of organic overworld.


One dungeon alone will have better gameplay and more level design than all Ubisoft shit games combined. Do you just like pretend there are no dungeons and pre-dungeons in Zelda?

Ubisoft shit is literally just "run through huge, decent looking area, kill guy/push button, watch cutscene, repeat."

did Death Mountain beat your ass too hard?

Why is Holla Forums Holla Forums so obsessed with sales? That's unironically where I prefer halfchan.

Also, foced GamePad gimmick is unlikely since it's coming to NX. Use your fucking brain. Not impossible but unlikely.

What a perfect illustration of the average contrarian retard pretending Zelda 2 is good. Its cheap difficulty is literally the only reason you pretend it's good, it's some kind of gamer cred thing. Same reason so many people like those awful Souls games which are literally just "press dodge button when enemy attacks, then attack twice, repeat" infested with glitches, cheap trial and arror and shit performance.

Good job, thank you.

No, I hate it because the gameplay and level design is factually bad. Utter dog shit. And I have taste.

Oh, now I see what this thread is for

Yes, I get paid 2 bucks per post but you can't deny I'm doing a better job shilling this than Uncharted fags. The reason for this is probably a mix of "Zelda is actually good unlike Uncharted" and "your argmuents are fucking trash since you're underage and hating for the sake of hating, not because you want to formulate thought out criticism", though.

HYPE THIS NIGGA UP

It still hurts.

Is this bait? If a good game sells well it increases the odds of more good games being made.


I guess that answers my question.

That's not a reason for talking about sales all the time like some kike.

That said, there are many games that are not made with maximum profit in the mind and autists here should be happy about this. Okami, for example, or Kamiya stuff in general.

Don't worry, nintendo themselves said they can endure 3 generations financially so they won't stop making your zelda games. You can quit doing it for free OP.