Anti-ICE hotline

prankdial.com/account/history/1136369126

wants us to log into your account to view them. just post them individually

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vocaroo.com/i/s1zpnKEmWhEf

my bad
vocaroo.com/i/s1IJ1L3tbWIT

How cute. She can go back with them.

She very likely is illegal scum.

Because the Micks are the biggest problem in this country, right?

this wasn't very good

vocaroo.com/i/s1Ex31m8fQuF

I know i love how quickly he got racist. lmao.

If only it were Banepeople.

To be fair, there's tons of illegal micks on expired visas hiding in plain sight over in boston, obviously not what he's talking about but you get the idea

t. Mick born to a former illegal mick

Lol

I lost my shit

The reason why I don't give a shit about the micks is because you learned how to assimilate and at least pretend to want to be a burger. But beanpeople can never truly assimilate with anglos. Neither can niggers or sandniggers. The skin tones, religions and languages are just too far apart.
I actually want more European immigration. At this point they are actually the refugees. They assimilate and given proper re-education, I believe are actually the immigrants we should be taking.

kek

White people should be given green cards by default

Irish US citizens are asking for deportation of illegal Mexicans.
Being against illegal aliens is not just against lawlessness, but anti-all-immigrants.
Left is against people who are anti-immigrant.

I forget how I was doing this, but somehow it involves concluding with Lefty logic that they're anti-Irish illegals but pro-Mexican illegals.

They never learn, do they?

Be careful what you wish for.

Being from Europe is not in any way like being from Mexico. Mexico has been ran by the most corrupt people for many years and they have an expectation and probably a hope that America can be ran the same way.
Most of the Irish were actually escaping conflict many years ago and wanted a better life, in all seriousness.
The Mexicans we get are basically the ones looking to exploit our generousity. This is not the same thing at all. Running from civil war in Western Europe is nothing like running from cartels or just trying to get someone to pay for your beanbaby in another country.

So what will this hotline do? Alert the illegal spic or something? They obviously won't attack the ICE agents.

Related

What the fuck? A Master's Degree to become an ICE agent? Really?

I doubt my knees would let me anyway

jesus, those are some major requirements right there. I don't want to go to school to get a stupid fucking masters degree

I'm putting together a DB of 4500 illegals and gonna send it along with my resume. I don't have a masters either. Seems a little high for a entry level position. I have heard that a lot of police officers require a masters now though.

Fuck this gay earth.

its stupid, because its forcing you to eat the liberal bullshit. I don't want to have to go to college to get a good job, thats a stupid meme and it needs to die

lt is high for what is literally a police officer specializing in immigration. You don't need advanced calculus, physics, and microbiology to be an ICE agent. l'd say a Bachelor's degree is more than qualified.

That's impressive. Hope they hire you. Great dedication.

Those qualifications tend to only apply for whites.

TFW 39. Well, I'm out.

kek

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Don't worry, you can always become an undocumented ICE agent anytime you want :^)

I enjoyed college to be honest, learned how to sail there.

Thanks man. It's hard work since Facebook doesn't allow anyone other than advertisers to scrape their shit. I've been forced to figure out arcane ways of selecting for data in this huge 50k+ line HTML dump of their 'members' page on FB.

Here's an example of one of the uglier monkeys: facebook.com/rubenpiedrahitak

I just had a breakthrough just now about how to scrape names however. I found an end of selection identifier that seems pretty reliable, but all I need now is a start of line identifier and that's a fucking pain in the COCK. That said, regex and grep are amazing tools that I'm enjoying learning more about.

That's the kind of balsy move that gets you hired.

Should I become an ICE agent instead? I'm honestly completely fine with graduating from shitposting on Holla Forums to making it a reality.

somebody post the fake ice fliers in spanish/english. i want to post it on twitter and trick some beanpeople

Guys these threads dont help. All that happens is they get spammed by us for a few hours then they are back to normal

We need to have a permanent sticky and collect all hotline numbers in there. Then set up shifts or something to make sure they get prank calls at all hours for months straight.

Please don't make obvious pranks. Instead, report real sounding roundups, but everywhere. Make them scurry like the roaches they are.

I would make more sense to corral them into a single location by scaring them away from all the others and then report the location to ICE.

I'll be honest I'm quite useless with computers. I guess those #heretostay and similar things helped. Maybe ICE will hire you as a tech guy/detective.

that was the point I thought was it not?
I mean you can do both and just tie up their phone lines and make them start to question every call whether they are legit or not.

Time to hit the gym.

Just send a email to the fbi or police and they'll put them in prison.

You can both tie up the phone lines AND feed them misinformation. This makes it impossible for them to act, as they can't trust any of their information while also draining their resources.

Degree inflation.

Friendly reminder that Holla Forums is trying to sabotage these threads. Also, anyone willing to spam their hotline using the guide from /baphomet/?

Or if you want to have fun try to sound real, but use esoteric memes.

The irish make beautiful women and passable whiskry, and their preferred professions at the time of their big usimmigration was carpenter. They built the floors, the cabinets, the weird interior wooden paneling that is somehow a genetic obsession, and didn't get along with wops.

I think the only reason anyone ever hated on the irish was that they were Catholic. FFS alcoholism isn't even an irish meme, it's a catholic meme.

Only 50,000 undocumented Irish compared to the 11 undocumented immigrants figure that liberals claim

fuck, nevermind then
anyone have the requirements for border wall construction worker?

*11 million

Do they have weird requirements and do they hire in all states?

I'd consider the job myself, but I'm better fit for undercover meth busts and spying on weird cults… Is spanish language a requirement too?

Good, if I were you I would write a short paper about the methods you used to find the illegals and compile the database and send that in also, or hash the DB so they know it is original content.

No. If they can't speak English, it's pretty obvious they don't have rights and they don't fucking belong here.

another:
"Report ICE raids: 844-363-1423"

Lul I would post how I got it here but people on Holla Forums have been watching these threads and reporting them. Not that it matters now that I have the info scraped from the HTML.

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for what? snitching? doesn't work that way unless there's clear evidence that they intend to commit obstruction of justice. Don't think these guys weren't lectured by kikes for law dodging.

Dude do this for scraping:

Buy or otherwise aquire the google scraping tool scrapebox (scrapebox.com)

Buy or otherwise aquire a good (BIG) proxy list.

Scrape google results with this footprint:

In that example you can replace undocumented with anything you want. You can also let scrapebox add random strings to the search to get more varitey of results.
Let it run until you have a big amount of profiles.

Afterwards you simply dump the found urls to a file. Then use another script you'll have to code to parse their groups/interests etc and read it into a DB/filter out the ones that dont have public location/hometown info etc.
Then find out commom traits among obvious illegals and adjust your script to only get thones on second run.

I used this method to do some unrelated research and had parsed 100k+ profiles when I was done.

example I just found in 2 secs:
facebook.com/dmatuz

This is going to be a fun night.

Also, give me an example line or file and tell me what info you want from it and I will write your regex for you.

Are you going to record it?

How does advertising to work against police and obstruct justice not count as a crime? Its like reporting someone for trying to sell drugs even if they aren't caught they will be observed and investigated until it happens if there is reason to believe it happened.

I tried, and I got a message saying the number has been called too many times. Are there any other hotlines we can fuck with?

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I have all the URLs nice and clean and dandy. It's the 'scraping these URLs for their personal info' that I've been having a problem with. Well, that and keeping it all sorted.

Excel has a plugin called Power Query that pulls from FB but I haven't been able to automate it easily. I wanted to see if I could write a formula to pull stuff in but that's been a no-go so far.

Just wait like an hour or so and try again

They are asking location of police without stating direct intent of obstruction justice and not revering to any specific arrests. They're using kikespeak.

*referring

If you need regex written drop html examples ITT in pastebin or something and I'll be happy to help a Holla Forumsack out. Will be checking thread every now and then

prank call it and act like Bane

ghostbin.com/paste/8ocyf

1hr expiration

The regex I used to pick out all the URLs is:

grep -Eo '\"https?:\/\/[^"]+\"' illegalrtf2.txt > testfile2.txt

By the way, call up the guy in the OP number and play porn sounds, he fucking hates it with a passion.

kek
i just tried prank dial and it said the number had been tried too many times

heil'd
da fuq, you guys.

lmao done

vocaroo.com/i/s1IUCglMKRAd

USE GOOGLE HANGOUTS TO MAKE FREE US/CAN CALLS WITH YOUR NUMBER APPEARING AS PRIVATE

Ideally do it using a fake account on another internet connection. You can go to the website hangouts. google .com, or download the application. I doubt they'd be able to subpoena a search to find out who the caller was.

its prank phone calls dude relax

Just use Ccleaner and wipe your history and cookies and what then do it again. It usually works for me to keep resetting if you're blocked, but if it says the number is called too much, I don't know if that will work.

Lul just as a warning, the guy I spoke with at the number ending in 1515 said that they are actually in this thread. Apparently leftypol is leaking them shit.

Spoke to him for like 20 minutes redpilling him about illegals.

WTF!! A fucking masters to a ICE agent, that's the same entry requirements to be an FBI agent.

You can forget trump ever being able to live up to his promise of rounding up non-violent illegals if you need to do all this shit to be a agent.

Those requirements should be for a group leader and captain, not a fucking day-to-day agent. Seriously, this is all completely pointless if trump doesn't funneling funds into ICE and they start recruiting field agents at lower requirements.

Leftypol leaks wouldn't be a problem if we had gore in the background

fucking shill. you're just trying to discourage us from continue these prank calls. fuck off back to Holla Forums

is that pulse?

If that's true please have them comment on their anti-irish racism recorded here:

prankdial.com/reactions/N1pEmVLwDr?auto_play=1

That's actually the goal of communism so prob not.

By all means keep going. He told me he's making dinner now though. Just letting you know that I asked him how he knew we were calling him and he said 'we saw your threads on newsplus and pol'. There is no newsplus on 4ch so obviously he meant here. I doubt they would have found them without Holla Forums leaking shit to them.

LOL yeah he called me an irish man too, was pretty hilarious. The guy is a convict, apparently did 27 years in the gray bar hotel. Don't think he's worried about a bit of racism. He seemed flabbergasted that I told him that blacks commit 60% of the murder which is wildly disproportional. I wasn't memeing at him, just talking, but his argument was more 'I don't like to see people in prison' more than 'I don't think illegals should be deported' which is rather silly. We don't want illegals in our prisons either. He just seemed like a guy who didn't want people in prison because he disliked his time in the brig.

Also it made me kek because he told me more than a couple times that we were the only ones calling him.

Not sure what you need so I did this bash script:
ghostbin.com/paste/4jhbv

You drop all your profile urls in a file called beans.txt in same folder as the script and run it. separated by line break.
It will create a csv file called parsed_beans.csv with | as separator containing this info:

The regex might mix up education vs work. No time to fix it at the moment.

I built in proxy support so you just need a list of proxies that facebook doesn't captcha (comment the needed lines in if you have a list, otherwise it will be directly from your IP). If you run it on hundreds of profiles without a big proxy list FB will block you.
Or you could put a long sleep in the while loop and let the thing run for days.

PS: requires perl

What's the bet that Obama did this to curb hiring and to make sure that those who got it already had some poz indoctrination.

Or military/law enforcement experience. Seriously, read the whole thing. I would imagine most ICE agents are ex-police or ex-military and don't have a masters. Do four years in the navy, marine corps, airforce, or coast guard then sign up.

It wouldn't surprise me if that was the reason, if obama didn't do it some leftist prick did.

I would need to see the break down of active agents and their education/experience. I'll look into it.

You sound like you'd be a great asset to them and to our country my dude, only problem I can really see though is I have little doubt that ICE already has a bunch of bots and other tech shit that look for illegal shitskins online and probably has a database of millions or maybe even 10s of millions but can't act on it due to (((beurocracy))) and lack of funding and resources/manpower. Biggest thing that needs to happen is the roadblocks keeping them from doing their job need to be completely removed then they'd probably jump at the chance to have you, even if it's only for being techie. I'd say just be careful before sending them a list like that while trying to apply, I dunno how the laws work regarding that so you don't want to end up being dragged through the (((criminal justice system))) as a bad goy. Just give em a fraction of the names you have then once you're in give em the rest

Just a reminder, helping an illegal evade capture is a FELONY. 10 years in prison.

Holla Forums trying to stop future ICE-user from impressing ICE detected

Turkish nightclub

I'd rather see him actually get in and do good for us rather than saying another fucking white guy being paraded on international headlines as another bad goy nawtsee that brave womyn and shitskins stopped from oppressing pablo. Quit being a fucking tryhard and use your goddamn common sense for once, you don't throw yourself singe handedly into enemy territory without a plan that ensures success

Wow that's amazing, thank you so much. I'm thinking about going the sleep route as I'm on a VPN and am not too worried if they inquire about a single one. It's not like I'm scraping too much anyway.

Do you think a sleep per iteration would be best? Or would a sleep per X amount of iterations? For example I could put in an iterator that counts to 99 and then triggers the sleep and right after it breaks out it would clear the iterator. I honestly don't mind putting my computer out of commission for a little while.

Peter Thiel's Palantir company is actually one of the ones building huge big data sets for illegals. Peter is one of the unsung heroes around here in my opinion, his homosexuality aside. I'd love to work for them to be honest, but that's if the military isn't picking me up first.

First part of that meant for:

Why not just spam them with false tips that make it so they expend their resources, and they end up eventually even doubting real calls and texts.

Welcome I hope it helps you :)

Not sure how long sleeps would have to be. Maybe random sleep between 1-10s would look more realistic to FB than a set amount:
at any position in while

If you get banned and you have to start over it will overwrite the old csv file so make a backup before restarting

That would require giving them false tips for longer periods of time, for example two tips per day for X period of time. If we all spam them with false tips then they will just wait until the spam goes away.

I think they want to create some kind of ruckus by showing up in a protest at the location

maybe they will put you on some kind of internet division

This is fine for the .txt file right? You can parse newlines?

They aren't responding to my texts, anyone else have any success?

Yes thats the format it expects

Check the twitter feed in the OP pic.
They are getting texts.

This demonstrates that the group is systemically racist against whites. Without a doubt.
The ultimate irony.

lel

As an Irishman, I actually know a few illegals over in the U.S.
They're absolute scum. Yeah, this country has very high taxes for the middle and upper classes (>50%), but we have plenty of jobs and a lot of cheap housing, they just want to fuck off and soak up Cali welfare because this country has been clamping down on its welfare programme.
I'd be glad if all the illegal Irish were deported back here, maybe they'll actually get jobs and help improve our economy instead of giving the government an excuse to let the bloody Poles take everything.

Getting a some errors for whatever reason. Are you on v5.22.2? Does it matter I'm on os x?

I called the perl script from the terminal:
perl /path/to/file/script.pl

Spit out a bunch of random errors.

Here are my first 3 entries for testing:

facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015252520995
facebook.com/rubenpiedrahitak
facebook.com/yuriana.zamora

Its a bash script that uses perl for regex in-line.

Rename it to script.sh and call it like this:
bash /path/to/file/script.sh

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In b4 cuckfeed article

Oh and cd into the folder its located it before executing or it wont find beans.txt

O shiet it actually started outputting. Got this as output though:

||||facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015252520995||||https://www.facebook.com/rubenpiedrahitak||||https://www.facebook.com/yuriana.zamora

Why do I even exist ?

Pose as niggers.
Tell them the TRuTh - illegal fucks hurt BLACKS the most.
Basically we foment nig vs bean.

Get creative.

Will cuckchan ban it if we post it there ?

Did you cd into the folder before executing?
Also did you change anything on the script? I tried and It should work on those URLs.

Maybe the curl output you should be seeing while it runs will tell you more.

Maybe add an 'echo $HTML' after the curl line to test if curl actually gets the src

A more elegant solution, to be sure.

Go for it user, make part of the great Right WIng Deportation Squad IRL.

Try this:

>curl "facebook.com/rubenpiedrahitak" | perl -0777 -lne 'print "$1\n" if />About (.*?)/'

If it doesnt return the username either curl doesnt get the data or you have different perl.

But most likely is that facebook is giving you a captcha because of your vpn IP. You can check for that by opening in new private window and checking if you get asked for captcha

Are there any Johnny Rebel type songs I can play to offend beaners?

Can we get some voocaroos for the lulz please.

Yeah the script wouldnt have run if I didnt. I'm new to this but even I know that :^)

This is what I got for currently: ghostbin.com/paste/gcshb

I just commented out the proxy stuff. Sorry, web stuff isn't my domain. I probably should pick up a book on it though.

Not sure where to insert that curl. I tried opening up a fb page in a private tab and it opened just fine, I'm not logged in or anything either.

Just run it from terminal:
>curl "facebook.com/rubenpiedrahitak" | perl -0777 -lne 'print "$1\n" if />About (.*?)/'

It should output the targets name. If it doesnt it means curl doesnt get the data, which means your IP gets asked for captcha by FB

Imagine a whole ICE squad composed of Holla Forumsacks,
oh the horror !

This is like every call in a call center job.

People calling in then spending the call yelling at their dogs or kids.

It worked off of vpn. Shit.

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really not that hard, if you have a bachelors just go sign up for a master program for 1 year

You can do it online courses. .

Well, maybe the deportee "acted violent" and you needed to "defend yourself" if you take my meaning.

It seems to be working. I'm about 20 requests in. This is sick.

Honestly, we could use this to dox antifa too. :^)

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Is there a link to this hotline's twitter or facebook so I can feed my need for sodium clhoride ?

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Knowing the government they have these lines tapped and are listening in for locations and names.

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I wonder how upset Holla Forums still is in remembering that BERNIE SANDERS SOLD THEM OUT AND THE WHOLE DNC DEBACLE "You Bernie or bust people are being ridculous"

Coordinate to have multiple people calling in and reporting the same address so they believe it is a credible report!!

Dingus they are in this thread. I already called before and he mentioned this exactly thread.

why don't you post a vocaroo of said conversation or get the fuck back to Holla Forums

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I fucking love you faggots sometimes.

Sure let me go record the conversation I had an hour ago that I didn't record as it was happening. Lul just look at my post history and see if I'm a shill.

>>>/cuckchan/

I am not going to take your word for it you fucking faggot.
Your own fault for being a nigger and not recording the conversation.

Honestly don't care if some cuckchan migrant doesn't believe me.

They're just asking for shitposters to give them false leads.

The guy I spoke with told me the only people he got calling in was people fucking with him lul

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That's the best you could conjure up?
Would you perhaps be part of the big-nose projection tribe?
kys

Back to cuckchan

That's pretty low energy.

I didn't even call you a shill my man, you took on that role entirely on your own.
I did however tell you that without evidence no one should take your word on "Holla Forums leaked dis thread to dem!!"
lul lol lul lol kys faggot

What reason do you have to doubt me given my building of this database? Not the brightest bulb in the pack. I don't know who leaked it to be honest, they're just someone who came to mind. The important part of that was that they were aware of this thread and that an

any coordination should be done elsewhere**

They're cucks so they naturally pretend it never happened.

Diversity HR Lady: "You're of Mexican descent and completed a full master's degree in gender studies on a full ride Soros Diversity scholarship in 3 years from some bullshit lefty diploma mill? You'll fit right in!"

This is clear cut institutional infiltration infiltration at work.

Trump needs to fix the hiring standards.

im gonna call and play
youtube.com/watch?v=Yfka9m6NhzE

Top kek lad
Glad I live in loyal ulster where the government is incompetent but not insane
Enjoy all those socialist parties seriously though, best of luck m8

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Because you did not provide anything to prove that your information is correct, how is that hard to understand?
Where the fuck do you think you are?

I don't have proof a nigger fucked your mom but then again here you are.

(checked) Only the jewish indoctrinated libs pull that old trick. The ones much like normies distracted and forgetting shit what with (((msm))) can be reminded and will go back to sulking in a corner.

they didnt answer so I'll try again but i left a message
vocaroo.com/i/s0vDVQPLohS1

You should have doubled down you fucking faggot, I might have believed you.

I already told you you dumb cuckold that I just threw out the first bogeyman I could think of. Who did it doesn't matter, just that he mentioned this thread 'on Holla Forums'.

Now run along if your only contribution is being an insane faggot.

I'll leave, don't worry.
My contribution to this thread was to get you to admit to spreading lies, blaming Holla Forums when you had no fucking idea.
Makes me wonder what else you could possibly have lied about, hmmm?
I'm done. Wont bother you anymore, I got what I wanted-ish.

You exist to deport them from life when the legal system cannot cope with their bullshit.

HEY CAN WE HAVE THE REPORT SYSTEM HERE EDITED TO SAY "DEPORT" INSTEAD?

Who gives a fuck if I blame leftypol for shit? Obviously you do. That's the interesting part.

This projecting again, are you sure you don't have a big nose and feast on toddlers foreskin for lunch?
It's about being right, meme responsibly, etc.
LEFDYBOL DID ID :Ddddd

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Well I also know that leftypol showed up to these threads. There was a thread on your board about letting them know we were fucking with them so it's not exactly a stretch.

FOUR YEARS

Kek alright I'm satisfied
it's 8 years btw

neck yourself

You fools, we are the banepeople!

That makes a lot of sense.

We need to get some live streams of the raids.
Pull together a few vids and get some propaganda out.
No sense in letting these shitards being turned into victims or martyrs. Show'em being turds and get the vids rolling.

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#report_menu { text-indent: -9999px; line-height: 0; } #report_menu::after { content: "Deport"; text-indent: 0; display: block; line-height: initial; } #global_report_menu { text-indent: -9999px; line-height: 0; } #global_report_menu::after { content: "Global deport"; text-indent: 0; display: block; line-height: initial; }

Great, now spam it over twitter and kikebook

cleaned up

somebody spam them with the alex jones hillary audio where he says "hello you want taco"

wiki. partyvan.info/index.php/Prank_calls

Read up patriots

That was fast (check the comments):
youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

No. The Irish suck.

Black and tan scum detected

Concentrating spics, that's thinking outside the box.

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Very insuspicious. You think the normies haven´t learned since HWNDU?

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implying normies are smart

I should have played this out longer lolol

vocaroo.com/i/s0BZo7QChN9U

Gave me quite a chuckle, user. Bretty gud :DD

YOU'RE GOING BACK JUAN! Haha, well played user.

I´M NOT GOING BACK!

top kek

I huehue'd

What city is this number supposed to be for?

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Anyone else have to call a few times before getting a result, or are they done for the night?

I wonder how hard it would be to just flood their lines intentionally so Beaners can't use the service. Kind of like a phone-DDOS

You gotta be careful with the Irish since they have a serious tendency towards leftism, and have a lower IQ then most Euros, even if it's a small gap.

They're so ridiculously anti-Anglo in some cases it seems they're willing to destroy themselves as long as it pisses off daddy England.

Despite all that, there are some cool Irish.

That image says it all.

The Irish have made themselves a joke. Healthcare, housing, education, and even a steady pay-check are all free and you don't have to lift a finger. There's no reason to try in any way: professionally, academically, personally. The culture and country are both very socialist, and it shows.

They're small people, with small minds, in a small country with small lives.

Growing up I thought a lot of the stupidity I experienced was ironic, but it absolutely wasn't.

Elaborate?

This is an example I can think of off the top of my head

Didn't stop until one of the doctors got the police involved, as the fucking doctors thought it was someone trying to poison us. But not with carbon monoxide, with food. I remember someone considering that it may have been a haunting.

If you want more, I have one or two more stories I can think of.

The sheer leftism and cuckoldry on display in Ireland is getting ridiculous. Situation has deteriorated rapidly.

Yes please.

What the fuck? Did you ever figure out what it was? A gas sounds like the only possibility.

Keep going user.

Keep going

The Kelts had Druids for a specific reason, they were the intelligent and educated caste that helped to guide the society and offer advice. It was usually an inherited position.

Catholic priests in Ireland somewhat took the positions of Druids in the past to help keep Ireland on its feet, but now that Ireland has abandoned the faith as well, they're just drifting into oblivion.

They need to rediscover their aristocratic caste and faith, whether old or new.

The education requirement waiver for law enforcement experience is 5 years of experience as a police officer. Many states only require a high school diploma to become a police officer. When police officers arrest illegals they turn them over to ICE. So you could still help deport illegals in some way if all that college is too much

It was carbon monoxide, the "specialist" didn't ensure proper ventilation.

It was pretty late, so every adult I tried to call locally was already asleep or drunk. Didn’t call an ambulance when I probably should have, but I was like 8.

did she died ?
Moar.

That's some nigger tier shit fam.

ICE probably needs other skills in addition to door busters and bean cookers

I left shortly after.

Bonus:

There's plenty of intelligent, worthwhile people in Ireland. But they need a way out of Ireland as quickly as possible.

can't we just report these people for violating US code 1324? that's 5 years in prison I think

One thing I've noticed with a lot of these videos of niggers getting their ass beat is often they'll be quite obviously conscious, but lie on the ground pretending to be out. Fucking cowards.
sage for ot

no wonder the redcoats call you guys "patatoniggers" I feel sorry for your luck, maybe you should just delete this avatar and roll another class/race.

Make Ireland Britain Again. ;)

Sounds like you are black.
Someone from my family lives in Glasgow, she met a lot of irish people that aren´t this nignog tier retarded. Some of them don´t even drink. I doubt that the described behavior is normal.

The homicide rate in Ireland is higher than in Germany, Norway and Sweden and roughly the same as in France, to name a few. If you are scared of a terror attack, which is far more unlikely than dying in a car or a plane crash, you are a fucking pussy.

Database user here: script was running all night, still not done. 80%ish done. I'd estimate that half the profiles have been erased, not sure if it was a tip off or if the "members" page of the group I scraped was artificially inflating itself with accounts that were deleted in the past. Should be pretty simple to sort though, perlanon saved my life.

KEK

We need fresh vocaroos

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checked and confirmed

Nice. Not sure why the sound at the end played, but nice.

Best ITT. Well done.

So is everyone sending them on a wild goose chase or tying up their lines?

Over here, we had faggots calling into radio shows whining about how the poor illegal Irish over there will be sent home by ebil old Trump.

All I can say is, if they're there illegally then they shouldn't be over there, and I have no sympathy for them. We could do with 50,000 repatriated white Irish anyway. Ireland could easily sustain four times our current population, which is why the EU is eyeing us up and eagerly awaiting our drafting into the Shengen area in 2018. Thankfully, Brexit will probably save us from ever having to join thanks to the land border with the Queencuck Remainers up north.

I can think of nothing more disturbing. Let's go for it!

Oh nice, these are the things I save cartel gore for.

fucking top post

Is your family from Kerry?

It's distressing. A combination of bred hatred for the Brits and not having experienced the full blast of cultural enrichment of the UK or the mainland has made us into bluepilled faggots. Our politicians seems to view virtue signalling as a competition.

Sure thing, Mahinder.

DB user here:

Scrape finished, all is well. Doing a bit of clean up and then I can sort everything. I'm wondering if I can embed an interactive google map on one of the sheets. Like I said earlier, a lot of the scrapes turned up nothing because the URLs are gone but I think I have info on about 2k+ illegals at least.

shiggedi-shadilay.

You sound like Johnny Knoxville lol

Can someone tell me if University of California at Riverside gets public dollars? Because I just found someone in the 'undocumented students program' at UCR. What the FUCK.

Good on ya user for being a true nationalist.

Remember, every employee of this group is engaging in obstruction of justice and sedition. I'm sure our God Emperor would like their info.

1. grep the cities

2. get mapquest API key at developer.mapquest.com

3. Enter Key and copy paste the list of cities from cities.txt here: www.gpsvisualizer.com/geocoder/

4. click "start geocoding"

5. click "Draw a map"

6. MAGA

Also, to grep only successfully parsed lines:

:^) Cleaning a few things up then I'll do it.

Checked.

kek

Grep was being weird, I found a workaround using the left and right functions in excel. A little jiggering and I can separate things out pretty easily.

HOLY FUCK
Where can I buy that cockroach-poison?

sent a text about racist gringos roughing up kids

Son, have you ever stopped to think you'd be inconveniencing white whores?
You read that in Johnny Cash's voice

TOP SHELF SHIT
I only wish that you had started loading a gun to hear her reaction.

Gore's starting to look a little jewy in his old age.

You're Frances Bean Cobain, aren't you?

Look at their last names dog

...

Masters in beaner deportation or bachelor of beaner deportation science.

Masters of build the wall or bachelor of science in wall building will also be considered.>>9243026

What do you even say to this? Is there any response other than pointing out how batshit fucked of a viewpoint it is?

I just want to raid beaner houses and beat on people. What the fuck is all this crap about college?!

:^)

Here's the map: mapcustomizer.com/map/illegalMap

you sir, get a gold star

N/ICE/

How did you scrape the full adresses?

No they require a BA plus a Masters OR 1 year grad school.
So min is BA+1 year grad school.

We have the best madmen, nobody gets madmen like Holla Forums does, and if you keep that up I assure you we will Make America Great Again.

LET'S GET TO WORK LADS

Here's a facebook group that guy liked.

facebook.com/undocumedia/

Woops, forgot to break link.

pls no bully

You sure did your part user. Good job.

I like this meme. Also it was just a shitty website scattering them about like that. It seems like it just plopped it down on a random location, I wasn't able to scrape full addresses like that. Would have been amazing but unfortunately not. One thing I noticed is that map only has 80 of the almost 1k pins I put into it. Let me fix that here.

MAPS

I used BatchGeo to map out the ~1k illegals of which I have location data. BatchGeo free requires a 250 max on input so I had to split it up into 4 maps.

Please note that each pin is unique, there is no map overlap in data.

1: batchgeo.com/map/80eb176812bde807b48a5b4434c9736e
2: batchgeo.com/map/15cbdbd72fa93559633747c534f3c448
3: batchgeo.com/map/cad7093693a5904ec2f400739866251e
4: batchgeo.com/map/3633414cfb8f233ccc661bcc9d046e0d

When I think wistfully back to what I would have been like had I been born in time to be in Hitler's Germany, I am confident in saying that I would make a fine addition to the ᛋᛋ . Heil.

P.S. too many in map 2 were in Los Angeles so it's only showing 70 of the 250 pins. I'll have to redo the maps to mix em up a bit so I'll take care of that later. I think the site throttled me so it took forever for the last one

If you don't have the qualifications for ICE, go join the border patrol first. That's a good way to get experience doing similar work without having to spend more money on college.
I know a lot of you guys have bachelors degrees but no grad school. They really want people with criminal justice degrees or prior law enforcement experience.
Border Patrol just requires a competency test. If you have taken high school Spanish they will pretty much give you the job.
I highly recommend that anyone on this board who is over the age of 18 and wants to Make America Great Again set up a USAJobs account. Also look for jobs/internships in the state/county government. There are so many comfy government jobs that I think you NEETs would be good working in. ICE is pretty stressful, as is pretty much anything involving enforcement, but it's rewarding work.

And also, it is a shame about the masters degree thing. It is a good way for employers to get around diversity bullshit, though.

so what happens now?

Going to do a write up and send it along with my resume to ICE :^)

top fucking kek

This fucking great.

bump for the tales of irish niggershines

Bump again for this extraordinary gentleman

Also stop being demoralized about ICE faggots. Trump can dictate change those job requirements with a phonecall. If you're seriously willing to do the job, APPLY ANYWAY

what is this about?