Is that supposed to be his wife? She fucking looks like she's 12

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Only of Annarchy.

YES

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She would be pretty if she lost a couple of stone.

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LITERAL GOYIM

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yay I get to post my newest comic!
might do one more later in this thread

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Where's the porn?

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Nigga, my little sister had fucking C-cups by the age of 15

I wonder what the thought process is while making these things. Just what exactly to do you have to run through your mind in order to not put down the wacom stylus and pick up the 9mm pistol next to your bad dragon dildo. All of which being on the same desk.

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Last pic

Holy fucking shit what the fuck am I reading

There were girls like that in my middle school. Must be all of the growth hormone in our fucking food.

wait this is today's? I swear I've read this before.

He's such a capable artists, and it's talents have really improved over the years but at the same time he's putting himself in a box. Wednesday's strip looked like something out of real life comics, and even though his wife is kind of a pig, he used to really draw her like she was gorgeous which was pretty nice, but now they've been married 10+ years, she's had two kids and he draws her like some hyper sexualized anime teenager with doll eyes? c'mon mike.

Such is what happens when you live at the testlabs of Monsanto

there's also a patv episode where jerry is freaking out because he was looking at porn and saw a woman doing porn that he thought was his wife and wasn't sure how to bring it up, and eventually just settled on being cool with his wife doing porn if it didn't effect the kids.

A story of dog fucking her master, running away, and becoming furry MLK.

I could forgive the over-the-top art style if the writing was as good as it was. They're just not funny anymore.

There's something really retarded about this face and I can't tell what it is.

Every single time

this tbh fam, I just want div fuckin shit up and for them to do more random twisp and catsby's not some furlough about random pax shit and how they can't stand getting old.

How can they complain about getting old like that? They have families, wealth, they live in a beautiful part of the country and a successful business managed by very smart people where all they have to do is show up to some events and stay interested in video games to make a topical comic about it 3 times a week.

Girls with big brown eyes can be really cute when they smile but no girl older than 12 smiles all whimsical and care free like that IRL I think

Wait, really? That face and those teeth homie.

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in real life she probably looks like an old wrinkled pig

red head one does look alright

glad they're in it for the love though right

I don't have the fortitude to slog through this shit, but…is this a comic about a MTF dog tranny wanting to fuck a human boy?

No, it's about a dog that wants to fuck a boy and gets neutered for it, I think.

why the estrogen pills?

When a human women gets her uterus and ovaries removed, she has to go on hormone replacement therapy to help with various conditions caused by a hysterectomy.

The author just applied this to dogs, I assume.

JUST CUCK MY SHIT UP

I held it together up to that point but god damn I can't read any more of this shit.

Did you dick her?

Let´s keep the tradition.

No, but I did some nasty things to her in her sleep going trough puberty that I regret

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These cucks physically disgust me.
They handed PAX to rainbow-haired totalitarians who of course started nonsense policies (like banning "aggressive navel") + they hired Ben Kuchera who of course tanked their shit while introducing tons of SJW poison into it.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if either or both are as cucked up as Jake Rapp, getting pegged while weeping, wives fucking complete strangers while they read feminist literature on how to suppress any natural male inclinations toward having a fucking spine. Cucks need to be lined up & shot; something so pathetic has no right to continue living, it's an egregious insult to natural selection.

If you're circumcised and not jewish, you have no excuse.

Pray that she doesn't go to sag city by the age of 25.

I've guessed this before, but FWIW my take on was they're still fundamentally 2 dudes who found themselves with a brand that could sustain itself and the livelihoods of their families and a whole bunch of people around them, and they probably got a really close warning shot fired at them - curb the stuff deemed problematic of they'd be torpedoed. It'd be 'Gamers are Dead' level coordination and painting them as running some sort of 'rape conventions' and whatever else could be dreamed up.

Kuchera was probably just a coincidence, but connected nonetheless, I'd not be surprised if he sicked the 'right' dogs on them to start with.

Whatever the case may be, they probably saw the brand that let them build the kid's college fund while being a soap-box for video games, and couldn't risk to lose all over a single joke and so they backed down. The rebuttal I've had from that is that they should have fought regardless, but really, who would have backed them up as much? A few channers and plebbit boards? That wouldn't have done shit to stop the normalfags being scared away from PAX.

I haven't seen them fully drink the kool-ade like others have - just go from planting their feet and fighting to completely backing away from most things confrontational (other than the low hanging fruit). That might still be a cowardly act to a lot of people, but they didn't have many other options given the stakes.

So anyway what's the joke here ? Did she spend all his super-elite pvp powerups without knowing how valuable thy are ? Did she just play better than he could ever hope to ?

>implying anyone here knows Destiny enough to answer

He's sad because his wife is cucking him in a video game.

Are you telling me you can't spot the cuck joke?
The ONE TIME they make a comic that caters to Holla Forums 100% where the fucking joke is that he feels like he's being cucked, and you don't get it.
Do people here even know what "cuck" means?

Sorry for assuming a vidya webcomic would be talking about vidya instead of merely being a unrelated sex innuendo joke. What I mean is, are those Destiny terms at the very least ?

If you're circumcised and jewish, you've got even fewer excuses. Oven is the best treatment in that case.

Like you wouldn't want a 12 year old wife, admit it.

Check your prostate for autism, lad.

Eye placement is super wrong

They're pretty much the poster child of why it's so important to keep fighting these left wing authoritarians, because they're actively stifling artists. Their comics pretty much took a dive as soon as they were too scared of tackling certain issues and lost their edge.

I'm not sure if they'd still be as good as they were in the past, if they hadn't run into the trouble they did, but it certainly accelerated it.

im all for genetically engineering our food, but what they do is not improving

Dont worry, I disowned my parents long ago

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user, if you ever get out of the basement and get a son, don't you dare touch his penis or let anyone touch it until he's old enough to decide who he wants to touch his penis.

Leftism, not even once.

This jesus, everything about his suit is a fucking mess.

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thats awesome but im not sure poisoning is the way to go

That boy done kissed his dog

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They got emasculated by game bloggers on the Dickwolves issue and they have an SJW drawing for them and looking for tumblr for inspiration.

Anyone got that PA edit of "Just!"

I'm pretty sure she's only interested in the raw sex appeal

Google "Phimosis"

Also, babies don't get to choose.

Gabe is not an SJW.

It meant her never speaking to me again and me being a disgrace to my entire family, so yeah I can't say I don't regret it.

Didn't one of them also take some drug because of some brain thing? I remember the start of that also happened around the time the comic started losing its edge

Not much choice in the matter. It's fine. Just losing out on a bit of extra sensitivity. And it got me a nice plastic surgery.

Not necessarily true. Teach them to wash under their foreskin.

This is also not an excuse.

I had phimosis and it's just a matter of peeling your skin when peeing, it solves itself with time.

Don't underestimate the elasticity of the human skin.

Oh my god that looks like a fat maissie willaims

Not all cases are as easy to solves as that.

What I find sad is that piglike's wife's dress looks a lot more formal than his half assed attempt at a monkey suit. Fuck, even the hambeast is more presentable than that hipster looking fuck in a suit that is too small for him.

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What if you're a muslim?

She was sent to die. SENT. I'm sure she would have denied if she could. If anything, she is a martyr.

also hachiko best dog

he may not be, but at the very least he pays a lot of lip service to them. i've read penny arcade since they started and have you noticed how gabe no longer is the rage-inducing mouthpiece that he used to be (remember when he made that radio host so mad that the guy did a radio show about what a jerk gabe is)? he made fun of trannies on twitter, one emailed him, and then he donated like ten thousand dollars or something to some tranny fund for something and never, ever brought it up again

tl;dr gabe might not be an sjw but he definitely enables them

I did a shit thing

I fucking hate tumblr noses

thats_the_joke.png

How long did it take you? I've been going at it since july last year and i can peel back under the head when it's flaccid and small but when i do i see whitish skin since it's never been exposed before. Also i can't peel it back when i'm erect.

I guess I'm really behind the times because I don't normally browse LOL threads but this is disgusting. I knew they were caving to the tumblr crowd but I never expected them to get this bad.

I always thought it was sad how he'd draw his wife as thin qt when she's actually an obeast in real life.

You'd think she'd take the hint and try to make her husband happy by losing some weight.

I mean, the guy gave her the life of luxury and she doesn't even bother to stay healthy for him.

Why would you post that second picture on facebook?
Nobody wants to see that shit.

Why is she covering up her nipples, men would never cover up their nipples.

Shut the fuck up, shitlord. Thon's a very brave man to go through something like that, so you've got to respect thon. Do you want to be sent to correction camps due to unpolitically correct behaviour, asswipe?

They're both on anxiety meds.

Then you probably have bigger problems than your dick. And you should also hang yourself.

Still? Yeah, he caved during the Dickwolves thing because they threatened his family, but I don't think that's the same as drinking the Kool-aid. If he's cool with SJWs, I didn't know about it.
I think Penny Arcade's problem was that they collided with the SJW menace before Gamergate. Back then, the threats that SJWs made were usually enough to get their way. After Gamergate when they went nuclear and poured all their efforts forth, everyone saw that the threat they posed wasn't as great as most people had thought. In the transition from subtlety to overtness, SJWs lost a lot of their intimidation power, because people learned that their teeth aren't as sharp as they'd like us to believe.

I think she left Penny Arcade, but I could be wrong.

I thought that was a MtF. Does she really need surgery?

Is this shit supposed to be funny? Has there ever actually been a funny comic, cause they all seem gay as fuck

they both look absolutely fucking hideous

I'm pretty sure this song didn't exist and was retroactively created using meme magic.

I was a fan of CCR before the Internet was available to the public, so no.

lolno. British government gives me their money and British people give me their daughters.

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You're not fooling anyone, m800.

I did see it, learn to read. But innuendo does not a joke make if it doesn't work in the literal sense.

They were good pretty often the first few years, not amazing, but fun to read for a quick bit of entertainment. Back then was a simpler time, they were just two dudes talking about vidya and other silly things. That makes the current state of their comics all the more sad and pathetic.

I just want to be a shitskin, living for free on the taxpayer and having people excuse every bad thing I do. Why can't I be transpaki? That's the real oppression.

Who says you cant?

Replace Bubbles with Dicks.

And super with orgasm.

To add to what said, they set the standard for vidya webcomics, virtually every vidya webcomic that came afterward copied them in some way, whether that's a good thing or not is up to you.

They also had some balls back in their heyday, like when the opposition to vidya consisted of Jack Thompson. Of course nowadays they are far more widespread and nebulous. I wouldn't be surprised if one or both of them wanted to drop the comic at this point but it seems like they'll keep on keeping on for the time being

Why is everyone's noses crooked?

Good one.

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Liberals are deathly afraid of firearms. Someone post that virtual range simulator with Ben Kuchera or whoever the fuck talking about how scary and evil guns are.

The new artstyle for this comic is shit, tumblr nose is cancer, lazy, and looks awful.

Liberals don't own guns, they are afraid of them.

Dont have that one but I do have this one of a guy completely losing it after seeing someone cc.

Jesus Christ, this autism is off the charts.

How old were you?

Is this faggot actually that autistic or is this some e-celeb youtube thing.

actually autistic.

look guys I can draw tooooooo!

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

What did he mean by this?

He just realized the kikes are behind everything

Let me translate from autist
CONDUCTOR HELP WE HAVE A GUY WITH A GUN ON THE TRAIN AND IT'S TRIGGERING ME BADLY

It's amazing how tumblr manages to make a lesbian porn comic so unappealing.

This is the best meme that Holla Forums ever produced.

2nd best

He has a problem with the fact that if he has a problem, nothing is going to happen and nobody is going to come help, not even if there's a gunman on the train. The guy's got a point.

Sums it up pretty well

wat

He is clearly overheating

Sadly I do.
In destiny supers are op abilities you can use every few minutes to do stuff like nuke a bunch of enemies, go all super saiyan for 30 seconds or make an indestructible forcefield (that's the bubble the comic references).
They also create orbs when you get kills with them and the bubble one just makes two when you use it since you can't kill anyone with a shield.
When other players pick up these orbs it charges their super faster.
So the joke is that these two defender titans (alpha males) charge her super (orgasm) better than her wimpy husband who probably plays crutchsinger for the self rez like a fucking scrub.

Also overlapping bubbles = dp but that should be obvious.

Shame on all of you.

Bald cunny?

I couldn't find the comic I wanted to post, so I refrained from why I am so bald.

I guess this will have to do.

not really. You get some asshole yelling that there's a problem over and over again with no one else saying anything, in addition refusing to describe what the problem is.
If I heard that shit, I would go "Oh it's just an asshole abusing the system… again"

Assuming it's one of those hold-to-talk systems, the conductor's probably just hearing disparate chunks of the same message over and over as well.

Which would sound even more like some asshole just pushing the button for giggles.

Alright that's enough. Hand over the video games or the thread gets it.

you think you scare me?

Guise.
Pls.

Am I supposed to be scared or something?

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This thread is now about cute snakes.

FUCK OFF

You literally just made the original joke more obvious.

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Maybe you should go find some other content, that's getting a little stale.
I wonder if there's a new Unistar comic out yet.

gg wp
took me like 10 seconds to notice it

Huh, I don't remember having multiples.

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We can talk about this, don't do it.

I dare you faggot. Do it

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….what the fuck, he literally wrote a cuckold comic.

Figured I'd look it up on my own.

Plenty of other disgusting obscenity, but nothing too remarkable, mostly individual images and sets sidestepping the need for a narrative. By which I mean the guy's got hundreds of images on the subject matter of babby, excrement, emesis and whathaveyou, and I ain't sifting through that looking for the worst. Judging by the thumbnails, it's almost all like that.

The artist of the commission is a little more tame by comparison, but much, much more prolific. Not almost exclusively dealing with those subjects, but not too far off.

They seem to consider this content and their fascination with it to be normal. Normal with a very unnerving sincerity. I think that's what gets me more than the content itself.

THAT WAS MY JOB, I ONLY USED IT AS DETTERENCE

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Y'know.. She's not pretty, but she's not exactly a hamplanet either, which is fairly surprising given the track record of other e-celebs.

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

Is that a she or a >she

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she

Well, the guy himself isn't exactly a looker either. I don't think he did a bad job hooking that thing as his wife.

HE PULLED IT OFF, THE MADMAN!

White sneks a qt
that could not be an albino right? I mean, the damn snake is bleached white

supposed to reply to

I think they are albinos.

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I used to have a qt albino russian ratsnake named Bob. A few years later I found out she was a she

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The Sleepycabin guys seem pretty right. If you draw yourself in a really flattering manner, more attractive than you actually are, then you're probably a douche.

gonna need some context, fam

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This is pretty funny lad. I always enjoy cuck jokes, it's such a rarity.

OY VEY GOYIM WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING BETTER?

Which one's the pig?

Yes I do, I had phimosis.

This was great.

3rd best

Damn normalfags removed the 8ch logo

More Jerkcity?

Why does Mike Krahulik look like Adam Savage with downs syndrome?

Why is Jerry Holkins character pretending to be that kid from Paranoia Agent?

She looks like a he

Hey look, it's Squirrel Girl!

To be fair so does he.

I liked that

Of all albinos that I saw in my life they're all have a milky yellow coloration compared the pale white of that snake

Yeah I have the same story, I once got a blue tounge skink named Benny, then turns out he's a she

wow that really describes LICD's author

story time sister fucker

There's an agenda to childify whites. Media is full of memes and jokes about how 30 year olds shouldn't have to think about "adulty" things, responsibilities, etc. And there are intentional visual manifestations of that forced meme as well.

12

Not much to tell, my catholic school mindfucked me into believing masturbation was a deadly sin so I took off my urges by dryhumping my sister while she was sleeping.

By the time I was 12 shit had been escalated so much I was masturbating myself with her hands and forcing her to give me an asleep blowjob; and not gonna lie, even wanted to fuck her in her sleep.

One day she woke up and she had my dick in her mouth, she was so angry at me I had to leave the house for a week and live with my dad for a week. My mom threw me out and my sister never spoke to me again. This happened when I was 12, I'm 24 and I still can't face her.

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Haah, waaw.

That's, like, rape, man

I know

The change in artstyle over the years is definitely related to a drop in testosterone as he gets older.

Having kids is also supposed to be a factor in a natural reduction of testosterone. Basically, mission accomplished, now you don't have to try so hard.

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Balls of steel.

I want to fuck Erin. Is she free right now?

Don't know what to say.

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She is.

that bitch must have been narcoleptic

how could anyone sleep through any of that

you should ring her up and ask what the fuckin deal was

also, congrats on a health christian upbringing

were you sent to one of those schools where you get your wrists slapped by rulers?

L O L

THIS MAKES ME VERY COMFORTABLE DOWN HERE

GLAD TO HEAR IT CHUMMER

LMAO

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Fucking hell, the art style. How can someone get this much worse over the years? It's fucking repulsive.

I stopped in 2009-10ish. Considering that they were at their peak about five years before that, yeah, there's something wrong with you.

I want off this planet.

Is this all the same story?
What the fuck is even happening in it?
The kid has fantasies of being raped, having his tongue cut off, then his dick, then being killed?
And he also is bullied at school, and he breaks his sisters toys?
And girls want nothing to do with him?
That boy needs therapy.

Disgusting.

Maybe I'm desensitized, but what is the problem with this?
It just seems really retarded and obnoxious, but the facts don't seem to be incorrect. Also the art style is shit.
Not even the person drawing is a shit artist, but they choose to draw in a bad style.

Thank you jesus.

>tfw the foreskin one is the only useful one, because even education in sex don't even talk about foreskin and/or circumcision

K E K

Damn, this is pretty cool out of ten.

J E J

So was the self-immolation thing a fantasy, a view of the future, or a representation of something?

Okay, so he fucks his sister. She seemed to like it as well, so it's not that big of a deal.
As long as his parents don't find out he's fine.

It's possible the last page is hinting she's got morning sickness.

this place needs more wincest

Yeah, it's important to remember that so many western indie comic artists choose a bad style that happens to be popular with their cliquey friends and their cliquey friends and so on, that happens to be be profitable and very easy to do.
They choose to let those friends think they're dedicating themselves to real art by first mastering scribbly garbage, and will never gainsay that assumption, so give them the benefit of doubt eh?

ara.

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every few years one of you ends up on the local news strangled by your "puppy snake"

so…… continue

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This. Please don't stop posting user

A hero of our time.

I dont understand, what are these wincest comics.

ara ara.

Strangled, or strangled?

To what end? Why would you want a fucking blowjob fleshlight?

AMAZING

man this story got me rock hard..

I remember this comic
Got posted around weeks back in a KEK thread
Wish my country makes more artists like these

post where his sister is fucked by his own dad

So you can create the perfect gf of course.

heh

That was me as well. I like this artist and I hope I can promote him a little bit.
Don't spoil them.

But that needs two more fleshlights and a silicone tiddy.
You might as well go all in and buy a realdoll at this point

R O F L

Why the fuck am I turned on by this?
My cock is really indiscriminate in what cute things it wants to fuck.

E B I N
B
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>that edge

Nice art but the direction of the story is kinda weird from the first chapter to the end.

By the way is the artist from Malaysia or Indonesia?

I dont even

what in the fuck even happened in this story

What a dumbass, should have just recorded it and blackmailed him, but if that backfired called child protective services and got his dad arrested.

What an idiot.

That's not the Serenity I know and love.

Setzeri.

Yes.

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I don't get the j-pop idol part, what does it mean?
Is it because Cia kind of looks like a j-pop idol? Or is the person that voices her a j-pop idol?

I haven't played Hyrule Warriors and thought about a different CIA.

WHAT?!

Indonesia
The artist's name is karisma jati iirc

Ah ok, since he named the main character "kancil" I just thought that might be the case.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Eh, it's no baby in a blender with a smug japanese costanza.

Y-you too…

heh

Those are some pretty large dragon dildos.

TOP FUCKING KEK

If you want anal stimulation that badly why don't you just put on a wig and a skirt, and shave your body, and then let me fuck you in your boi pussy?
There's no need to waste money on that garbage.

I had pharaplia or whatever is the spelling
my skin couldn't roll back, and if forced in normal situation as masturbation or sex it can snap and make big trouble
Stay mad cuck

Sooo is the joke here that he get cucked and all she have done seems like a gangbang orgy shit?

They're actually only mediums, and I can't even begin to take the Flint.

Because I know there's a 100% chance of getting AIDS with fags, whereas silicone holds no risk.

No you actually didn't this is all a plot by the jews.
Who are controlled by reptillians
who are controlled by aliens
Who are controlled by the illumanati
who are controlled by magmamen
who are controlled by the japanese
who are controlled by the Jews
who are actually reptilians in disguise

OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

Pretty sure Cia gets split into good/bad sides. J-pop being good side.

Did he died? Can anyone read his tabs? I could only make out "furries are cancer"

Yes.

furries are cancer but damn dragoncock feels good man

how to meme

I actually am not promiscuous.
And AIDS only exists in the hard gay community, and while it does exist somewhat in the trap community much much less so.

So first I'd take you out on a date or three, and then hold your hand and then pat your head and also kiss you on the lips and finally take you somewhere romantic like somewhere high up with a good view or somewhere that we can watch romance/hentai anime

I wonder what percentage of Bad Dragon toys have ended up going to imageboard users. At times they seem more like some bizarre oversized status symbols or conversation pieces rather than something resembling practical devices of practical dimensions.
Was it money well-spent?

Also, trim your nails, y'homo.

THIS IS WHAT BUGCHASERS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE, SO THEY CAN INFECT MORE INNOCENTS WITH THEIR INCURABLE PLAGUE BORN OF SIN

I donno, that sounds a little gay. How about we just be bros and play vidya, and then every once in a while you fuck me senseless?

The headpats can stay though.

I actually got some pretty good deals, like 50% of the original price, so I'm happy with them.

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Great video.

Because it's fun.
Also he wants my D.

Although I'm afraid I don't own any cute clothes for you user. Well, yet.

Cucked to death by his own father

Well we can still play games of pretend without you wearing cute clothes user.
Femininity is a thing that transcends simple things like clothing.

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"I raped my sister's mouth while she slept."
JESUS user WHY THE FUCK AT THE AGE OF 12 NO LESS.
Honestly, you should try to reconcile, if she wants nothing to do with you leave it at that. But make an earnest attempt.
I killed someone in self defense and I pretty much was exiled from my family for a good 10 years.

I don't think killing-someone exile and fucked-your-sister exile are in any way similar, unless you killed someone from your direct family.

exhentai.org/g/926396/d3a0358941/

I killed my brother so you know

Yeah okay, that's a pretty similar amount of exile.
At least you didn't dick him beforehand.Or afterwards.

Is like the webm that don't work on phone or I'm being retarded?

You are the super retard.

smug_anime_girl.jpg

That's the way I see them too. Still I miss their older comics when they didn't give a fuck.

I hate everything about this comic.

She looks like a chick in drag. Not a man. I would never call her anything but a she.

wew lad

Is 9gag down or something?

You knew the moment you added that last sentence you were going to have to give us the story.

Are you really that shocked?

Hey man, there's a difference between the kind of faggot he posted and the kind of faggot you posted.

Jesus fucking christ.
I'm just into cute girls and traps, hand holding, headpatting, romance and kissing, not BDSM or femdom or anything fucked up liked that.

Don't fucking group me in with these psychos.

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I never said I want to be fucked in the ass.
I just want to put my dick into cute traps and girls, not have dicks put into me.

How selfish.

See the thing is, I'll just not have sex with someone that wants to put dicks in people.

It's just sexual incompatibility. I assume most women and most traps don't even want to fuck anyone in the ass anyway.

It's not selfish if the thing you're doing to them is exactly what they want anyway, and it's to them the equivalent of what you're doing.(putting my dick in them is their having my dick put into them)

No man, not even a trap, has ever achieved an orgasm solely by being fucked in the ass. Penises require stimulation. Traps are fucking weird and have mental problems, so they might not ask to fuck you back, but physiologically, nothing about their orgasms is different from yours.

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Oh you sweet sweet summer child

How old are you?

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Calling it a meme doesn't make it any less true.

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Claiming it's true doesn't make it any less false.

This shit would've hotter if it isn't too depressing

Anal's weird, man.
Takes a while before anything kicks in.
Then it takes a while to make any progress beyond that.
Then you get to the point where you'd expect it to end, and it just keeps going. That shit's scary, man.
Then it's just a haze until you notice you're cuddling.

I miss cuddling.

das gay mane

What's the fucking point in professing the belief if you're not going to take advantage of the perks?

He never said he didn't…

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The "spazzing out and speaking in tongues" thing is only a phenomenon/excuse in some forms of American Protestantism. Catholics don't go in for that shit, and it wouldn't work on them.

t. Ex-Catholic.

No, Catholics absolutely will go for it. They're one of the few denominations that still put legitimate weight behind the concept of exorcisms. When Protestants do it (specifically Pentacostals) they believe they are being filled with the Holy Spirit and are speaking a holy dialect. Catholics believe there are those who speak in tongues are are legitimately speaking a holy language, but that the baby-talk babble that Pentacostals think is a holy language is actually one of the signs of demonic possession - as they are mocking the Holy Spirit when they do this.

At least, all the pre-Vatican II Catholics (the old fucks) I've known believe this. Post-Vatican II Catholics tend to just think Pentacostals are wackadoodles getting caught up in the theatrics and atmosphere that is cultured within those churches.

The Catholic Church, outside of third-world shitholes, has a strong tendency toward skepticism regarding possession, miracles, exorcism, etc. If you sperg out, you can get someone to investigate it, but they'll probably tell you that you're wrong and to seek medical help.
South American and Central American Catholics are still retarded and superstitious, so he might be able to pull off some "EL DIABLO" shit if he's a spic. But outside of those places, it doesn't hold any water.