Oniisama appreciation thread

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I just unlocked HR Kecha Wacha so i can upgrade my weapon more. I don't know if I want to move up in armor though.

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Tristan just likes everyone

Stop trying to be an annoying cunt

I guess marriage isn't really necessary

But I guess it comes with legal benefits or something

what are you talking about?

i'm sick please don't bully me ;_;

I highly suggest keeping your armor as high rank as you can manage, the solo shit is whooping my ass now because I let mine fall behind.

it's a lot more effort to hate people than to love them

im not too educated on that. if the benefits are worth the trouble i guess we could hop by a courthouse or something. until then he'll just have to wear the ring pop

I just don't get hit much.
I can take two or three hits in mine.

Mayaka kinda looks like paint irl

Maybe I'm just high

Just an attitude you have sometimes

I'm not either

But Kevin James got gay married to Adam Sandler for a reason

Actually I think there was a specific reason in that movie but I forget what it was

I have successfully redesigned, organised, and cleaned my room. This makes me very happy

taxes i think?

iunno.

something to do with a court date

This is true, and why I'm at least friendly with pretty much everyone

Pics of shit room

i guess i dont see it since i was just posting a suggestive face cause chii blurted out faggot and i thought it was funny its fine with me that you want to feel that way about it

Idk

It was kind of a bad movie

I was thinking it had to do with Kevin James' daughter and insurance

This isn't really about any specific thing

I can't dodge worth a shit, man. I need good defense or I just get carted constantly

my mission in life is to expend as little effort on shit that doesn't matter as possible
theoretically it frees up room in my life to focus on the shit i'm actually passionate about but that kinda hasn't happened yet lmao

K gimmie a minute, I have to do some finishing touches for aesthetics.

Erio, let's get married.

Erio, let's get married.

puh leeze adam sandler shits out pure gold

meat beasts

DID SOMEONE SAY

AESTHETIC

i've been struggling.

defeat in aram ;~;

pls be sarcasm

when do i ever sarcasm

Like 99% of the time I thought.

Oh, no.
what with?

Maybe if you join the military

I think I get free money that way

A lot of his stuff is good but do you actually strongly like everything he's been in?

LOL no thanks.

there you go

i dont like him at all

o-oh

my wisdom tooth aches

you did for one :^)

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Get subway

I had those for a while
they're gone now though
are yours getting worse?

I think joining the military would actually seem kind of appealing to me if there was a good war and soldiers weren't currently just being used to clean jews' toilets or whatever

That opinion also seems a bit extreme but more believable

*mwah*

Then you can do that and I'll get the free monies^^

well as much as you can really dislike someone you've never met and whose live doesnt affect you without it being unhealthy

what is that even

life*

onomatopoeia for a kiss .///.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thats equal parts funny and adorable, cats really have a great ability with looking disinterested or unhappy

Shh, you're embarrassing me x_x

sowwey

I guess when Trump invades Canada because he's the next Hitler

I guess all of his movies are pretty bleh to me these days, come to think of it

I liked him a lot when I was like 13

I forgive you~

I liked Click

youre too kind

Said no one ever lol

Welma has gotten way more flirtatious in recent months

/TP-esque talking about people right in front of them without addressing them directly

Don't make me delete you :^)

We were all thinking it

how are you ytse?

ian, do you wanna play a few arams?

Same, it made me feel feels when I first saw it

Didn't like it so much when I saw it again recently though

She needs d

Were we?

Starting to get tired, just got to a save point in FFX and ending that for the night

You?

Nah, I'm going to bed soon here

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akjdoaijbdgoadjga shuddup

pls no ignore

That's a kawaii reaction

I guess what I said was accurate? I was half meme-ing

bonfire lit
wew

Apparently so

I'm sorry, you'll have to make do with those other losers

I did not realize you directed anything at me, my bad

im doing alright, thanks for askin bae

Now throw the jews in it

Holla Forums bonfire

Yeah that's what her response to that shitpost seems to suggest

Cool, good to hear

You're a prophet

Something like that...

You started it, b-baka!

wowe
fine jerk

I mentioned you by name!

Have fun~

Her sexuality is finally out of the ice age

Something like that? Tell me more

Yes, I know!

I've felt bubbly for like 3 days straight now and I don't know how to stop it lol

EVERYTHING IS DEATH

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That's pretty cute

-huggu-

pls no arnie one-liners about my sex-life pls ;~;

Oh right you always liked the governator

Do you want to be roughly dom'd by him?

its closed.

nah, just steady. off and on.

*huggu huggu*

Pls find somebody to cuddle me :/

Then don't go accusing me of starting vagueness

Also don't stop it, it's fun.

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I'd cuddle you

No, not particularly. He's not attractive at all

I just like his voice and his cheesiness

I'm not really sure what attractive is when it comes to guys most of the time

Unless they're feminine guys, but then it's feminine qualities that are attractive and not masculine

Aren't muscles supposed to be attractive? Why did he even drink all those protein shakes and lift all those weights?

That was kind of another half shitpost btw

Iunno, I couldn't really explain it.

And yeah, they are generally considered attractive on guys. He did it mostly for the competition, trying to be the best bodybuilder and whatnot

holy shit which half

There's a bad moon on the rise.

I don't want to. I really like it.

Tak, plllllllllllllllls x_x

Not a problem if you were born on the bayou

Good, so do other people

I am not sure what that is supposed to refer to.

blow the moon up sdeezy!

If he wanted to buttfuck you would you let him?

You should at least do it for the novelty

My half shitposts can't be divided so easily

Obvs there are other reasons for working out though

Now you can know true night

-cuddles you close in my lap and nuzzles you, looking into your eyes-

Let's just hope I don't go too far with it over the next few months :p

I guess comparatively it might seem like that...

I'm still too scared to like pursuit anything when it comes to this kind of stuff, but at least I'm open to the idea now? I dunno how to describe it.

NO MOON! NO STARS!
BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY!
NO DAWN! NO DAY!
FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT!

Frankly, I like the moon.
The sun in the other hand.

I don't believe in such a concept.

pursue*

Duh

I mean... at his age, I doubt he could

There is no such thing as too far.

im okay with that too i just wanna see the fireworks from it

We can only hope.

Oh, didn't connect the two things.
I went on just thinking about bayou and that whole deal how cajun is related to the French.
Bear used to talk about that stuff.

I thought you had a legit reason for it.

Makes sense :3

Someone just has to woo you

Don't believe in what concept exactly?

Wow didn't know he was almost 70 until I Googled it just now

But he's stayed pretty fit his whole life so he's probably pretty healthy for his age

My will to reply is gone

Good night

In the concept of something being more true than anything else.

My posts tend to do that.
Sleep well Colbs.

my legit reason was to hold your hand during the fireworks preferably during a festival

Pretty much, yeah. Without scaring me away.

What a struggle.

Dream of MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Technically that's accurate

But there are states more connected to an awareness of the nature of things, and thus they're more "true" in a sense

In the sense that the assertion "nothing is more true than anything else" is more true than "there are things that are more true than other things"

Wow that's a fun paradox

They just have to be careful and pay close attention to your emotional weather patterns :3

Well, that would, uhm, be something new.

Eye of the beholder, eh?

This is why my work-husbando would be so perfect x_x I hate being jealous.

He even has an Elma impression for at work now and as much as I hate to admit it it's spot on lol

wait which part the hand holding or the festival?

What's that have to do with it? :3

If you think "nothing is more true than anything else," then don't you have to concede that that statement is more true than "there are things that are more true than other things" in a sense?

I'm pretty baked

If you like him so much then maybe drop hints or something

I HAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holding hands during a firework festival.

I think it's more of a subjective thing to be honest.
I think I noticed, since you do these wall posts during those times.

oh good! then its something new for the both of us

leg pain go away come again never

Sounds like another new reason to blow up the sun.

HI LENKO

USE SOME BENGAY!

how about you just massage my legs

i wonder if we would see more stars without the sun being around.... i probably should know the answer to that one but dumb

That was my second suggestion.

get to it elmers

I can't, I'm in NH lol

Ibuprofen.
Should work.
Actually probably even aspirin could work.

No idea, I'm not really that space-smart.

NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT!

I'm going to down a couple of those right now.

Do you know if he likes penis girls?

Lmao

this

It doesn't seem like it but he's said I made him question his sexuality at times. So yeah, that's not really a good sign.

I noticed that those work pretty well during my military time, used to have random leg and back pains.

Yeah, you kind of do that whilst high.

Let's meet in the middle and live together.

idk if this will help but I just took two acetaminophen

I'm too old for you.

You can't be that much older than me.

pvp in ds 2 is so shit

That's paracetamol, should do the trick in a bit.

i guess we will just have to find out the old fashioned exploding way!

I CAN FEEL THE SUBTLE CHILL IN THE BREEZE THAT RUSHES BY
THE ONLY LIGHT THAT TOUCHES A DYING SUN LOST TO LIFE
I CAN HEAR THE DIMMING OF THE SOUND OF RAMPANT LIFE
AS I CRAWL ON THROUGH THE ASHES TOWARDS THE DYING OF THE LIGHT

If he said that it seems like he's saying he's kind of open to it

I like the word "whilst"

let's hope, hold my hand as I drift away into my subconscious.

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better than 1.

iunno how old are you?

Then maybe my hints weren't good enough. What should I do?

22 years young baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

When in doubt, C4.

I like it too, has that oldish feel to it.

Ah, going to sleep?

oh~

I'll be 26 this summer.

Idk

Am I an advice 2hu now?

Does he know you think he's attractive?

That and it just kind of sounds fun

maybe idk

you're not that old lmao
I was going to ask if you were older than TP

How do I determine that?

Let's not talk about him. Let's talk about us :p

thats gonna take a lot of c4

I d-didn't know you had f-feelings for me. Elms I...

lol elma you're old as fuck

I don't know about the fun part though.

Isn't it late there?

Well, we'll call Hyneman on it.

I guess I was just asking if you made it clear or otherwise knew somehow

Maybe just tell him casually? :3

lol that was a line directly from boo's arsenal, bro.

I know :/

HOWia sdaksd I don't know how to into that sort of convo irl

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1:12 atm yes

L M A O
M
A
O

based welma using what she knows works

dedicated boo tactics

BOO SHUT UP >////////////

Boo your lines only work on desperate traps.

i can't even right now

they worked on elma

what are you implying?

Did you get any sleep?

Well, not that late, but I'd still consider going to bed.

no they didn't

Even after working out I'm not sleepy! Doushio?

I'm trying it now and it just feels fun to say, the way it makes my mouth move and stuff

But that might just be the weed

I guess it would be best to steer conversation to a point where that would be appropriate

Like if you were talking about what people each other things are hot, that would be a great example of a place to say it

they did
i dont need to back this up
im boo
you know everything i say is right as it is

that will surely get us enough lol

*thinks

ahhhhhhhhhh. ok I'll see if that opportunity happens again soon. ugh

Chamomile tea, or melatonin if you have any.

Most likely it is that.

Well, he's the only person I know to handle it professionally.
Or I'm not really sure.
Dammit.

Well you could create the opportunity by steering the conversation to that point

You're so cute right now

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Meme time

we memein?

Stahpppp. I don't even know how to get there from just work talk. And he's going on a 2nd date with the chick from work tomorrow so I'm already down and out in this battle imo.

if he doesnt we can just send him into the sun and see if that works

Don't have either

hai bae

Well by that I just meant 4:20 and also Chiiii had just posted so that made it even better

Well idk what you normally talk about with him

And I dunno; it's not like a second date is that serious lol

memememememememememes

It's just what life is like in the future

That's always hard to gauge too considering the only things he ever fucking talks to me about is his breakup with the old one and his game plans with the new one x_x

I wonder if he's trying to make me jealous.

squatting images

I FUCKING HOPE SO

That's a Russian, and that's slavsquatting.

Well, that could work.

Damn.

none of you even squat

What are the benefits to squatting?

it will work! we will make it

do so

if i did my ass wouldnt look so boyish
too lazy though

better looking butt, quads, calves, hamstrings

strength

How much? I'll be at 405 one day, can only muster 365 for 8 right now.

you mean with weights
or just squatting in general?

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Oh. I'd rather just keep skateboarding. Ollies are kinda like squats I guess.

I was asking more in the general sense.

I dunno; the things he says to you do seem kind of weird together

Just going by what you've said in this thread

But you can do that in weird places already if you want to

Sexy butt

Well at least if you squat/get up fast repeatedly

M E M E

hi tak
hi boo
hi everyone except erio

Get some stronger legs yo.

much lower than that about 150 a night i could probably do 200 at this point but im lazy sometimes with stepping things up, itll get there though

i usually get enough sleep.

It'll better work, or we're going to have to find another Hyneman.

WEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

You didn't get enough?

It's probably not worth the heartbreak. I mean if he ends up still needing me to move in I'll have to ask a few questions beforehand though lol

Getting up fast makes me almost pass out sometimes/kinda often.

Nah. Skateboarding is my limit for activities.

how far do you usually go?

卐 GET FUCKED 卐

Heartbreak? It seemed kind of like you just wanted him to fuck you :3

That used to happen with me but it was never a problem with squats

counted 21 errors
some took like a minute to go through
i hate this stupid website
it's as crippled as its creator

fuck erio tbh
basic bitch that 1

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It's not about how far. It's about shredding at the park^^

Oh. Well maybe. I dunno though. I think I'd rather just have that part included into a relationship.

Why is this so complicated and confusing???

yeah tbh fam same

did he have a kid?

its fine im younger so i have more time to get better :^)

No idea at all.

if you can't melon, then you suck

how old are you

third post

spam spam spam

Accept my memes, Hot Wheels

I dunno; I just didn't think it implied that

Wanting someone to fuck you isn't a good reason to be in a relationship with them on its own, though :3

nigger

I can roastbeef. I'd consider that similar and harder so...

Well, right...

eh. I guess I'm meant to be alone.

well darn we might have to keep him around until we can clone him too....

just turned 20

How did you draw that conclusion from that?

nose manual -> nollie
pro af

your sister must be my age then :^)

Because I clearly just do not understand any of it lol

nose manny to ff impossibles tho.

Oh yeah, those plans to clone Natalia too.

Just follow your heart

bby

I only found out I had one like a week ago x_x

yeah probably close but good luck meeting her standards if that is what youre implying :^)

yeah that cloning comes first

Well it could also just mean vampiric desire

w/e

guess you're no tony hawk then
RIP

gosh darn it
lmao jk

Definitely.

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i have a headache

new plan: since he was the one that was psyching me up for my tongue piercings and stuff when they heal up I'll wait until he asks if they're okay and I'll offer to test them out on him.

I'm not that old, no.

And I think my front foot impossibles are ballin for only going skating like five times a summer.

If you're willing to say that then sure

damn you're already better than me and my name is quite literally ollie

lol he'll probably just consider it joking around. fml

I feel like you're making fun of me at this point, so I'm done talking about this.

If he does then you can smile, look him in the eyes and say you're serious

I can try. my most feared thing is item 2 on your list there though.

Nope I was being actually serious. My name is Ali but everyone pronounces it as 'ollie'.

a swing and a miss sadly

fanart people really like that scene it is adorable

take something for it, sebs!

i did.

i just want to bitch

nini

whats stopping you?

I used to wonder what it was, but it turned out to be a Japanese meme called "Special Feeling"

I don't get the problem then.

Sleep well Elmers.

too lazy to get up and get meds

I'm going to sleep too and leave at the same time elmers does

conspicuous af

Dream of trap Shimakaze

Sleep well

i do

that is a weird but fitting name

well thats gonna suck

Calling illuminati on that one.
Sleep well Lenko.

Would you mind explaining then?

Yeah, just one of those odd Nippon memes.

as i have repeated plenty of times in threads
i have a toothache headache

they know what is adorable

I'm sorry to hear that, do you have any painkillers?

That is very true.

lol

riot emailed me a survey.

... all it asked was:

"did you play League on the last month?"

and that's it... survey was over. lol

just some 5 year old iboprofin.

i got pills

and a pizza

5 years over the last good date, or 5 years since you bought them?
Just saying most meds are good a few years over their "expire" dates.

i dont know.

they are just old.
but all i got.

Well, it's all up to you if you want to try them.
I don't think old Ibuprofen should have any side effects though.

its just a pain killer, why would it have a side effect?

Well, people are always scared that old meds have side effects.

alright
gotta step in here

everything does

so how are you feeling sdeezy?

great!

Considering that it's 12:30 am, and I still haven't slept.
Pretty tired.

i just take it.
it's still the things the bottle says it is.

mine didn't.

Well then, just remember to drink some water.

~

get in bed then! you need to get better you know

i do.
:|

or maybe you just didn't notice

no side affects for me.

Going to do that now actually, night.

Just try to keep your mind off the pain, anyways I'm off to sleep now, night.

ni ni sd
*pets and hugs gently*

hello late night crew

sweet dreams, late like

hey nezi

My hair is all wet I fucking hate nature

how the fuck are ya? ^-^

-dries your head with a towel-

just starting to work up a nice buzz
how ya been?

thank youu

I am well ^^

new car is fun to drive

I also fixed my sleep schedule, I just woke up at 6am for the first time in foreeeeever

np cutie~

This

It's always night and day is just really late night

Go to bed. :^)

I'm jelly
it's 4 am and I'm not drunk enough to sleep yet.

I should probably use this

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