DipShitPhil

WOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE WEBCAM WAS ON THE ENTIRE TIME

What if he did it for publicity? He was getting less and less relevant after the whole I'M PUSHING BUTTONS thing wore off

So this is what it comes into: Some faggot is so desperate for relevancy that he jerks off in live-cam. Well that's just pathetic really.
Man, not having someone being salty makes it pretty boring.

WHAT THE FUCK BROKEN WEBCAM PHYSICS. FUCKING KOJIMA FIX YOUR GAME

Wow, I can't believe that DarkSydePhil actually beat something.

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I find it funny that he has to beat it off while his girlfriend is in another room. Probably doing the same.

his gf said on twitter they hardly ever have sex.
Instead he gets "Underwear time", Phil just looks at her in her underwear.

Cuckold tier.

Oh fuck, really? Source?

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This is what men have reached these days

Is any pony encouraging him to kill himself on Twitter yet?

Holy shit please tell me this is true. Provide source please.

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Thanks user, I thought my day couldn't get worse.

Seriously? Normally I'd refuse to believe someone can be this beta, but this is DSP we're talking about.

Kill yourself

please be real

If this is real, how has it not been used for salt mining yet?

If this is true, I think we've found the biggest cuckold in the universe.

So he climaxes and then immediately starts the stream? No quick breather, no clean up? Its possible sure, but I don't buy it.

Also, holy shit, you guys still give a fuck about this guy?

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No you haven't. Phil still has his console.

So, DSP jerked off on livestream?
Is it unintentional? Or at least, does he act like it's unintentional?

Burch still has his anal virginity

May as well sniff your balls in front of a live audience.

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HAHAH OH WOW

Well thats the best thing to do honestly.

People jerk off. Its not that fucking uncommon. Im sure almost every single person does it weekly if not daily. Its a fucking thing. I dont understand why humans are so ashamed over something so mundane. You people act like a person who gets shown doing this is the only person out there doing it.

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Well I certainly wouldn't be jacking off before streaming, even if I was positive the camera was off.
Maybe that's because I have low libido and only jack off like 3 times a week.

I'm morbidly curious how this works.
Does he just stare at her for a while? A few seconds? A couple minutes? Hours? Or is there more intimacy and involvement on either person's part?
>Implying DSP is a person

Now imagine that you're a fat cuckold that used to create clickbait videos of yourself sucking dick at video games, which now lost shock value, and that you're desperate for attention.

PUSSYWHIPPED

Burch better step up, Phil is making a grab for the title of world's biggest cuck.

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I thought Jake Rapp beat out Burch

well Jake Rapp gets to be married to a qt, so he's slightly above that, even though she fucks him in the ass

I want to believe, but source please.

Burch already got beat by Rapp. Surprising as it might sound, it seems like there's always a bigger cuck in the shed, even if you might not think people can sink lower.

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Oh cmon she's a hottie

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Has this guy ever seen relevant?

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user cmon

Is she tired of sex or is this a thing that gets him off?

smh fam, you would let her peg you in the ass though?

Thats the thing that makes him a cuck.

SHE, dominates his anus in the bedroom user.

She has the skin and saddlebags of an elderly woman.

she's a butter face.

6 on the body.

At least he gets to have contact with a woman

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This.
I can't stand seeing cucks like this with wives and kids while I sit around slowly turning into a frog man.

top fucking kek

normalfag get out

Extremely underrated post

one day he'll take off the mask and reveal that it was all a fucked up satire of streamer culture

one day

Stay true to your principles anons, stay a man, be proud of being a man, never become a nu-male cuck like these guys.

And go fuck some backpage hookers for fucks sake

that one hurts user.

Does he have anything to do with vidya or does he just jerk off on cam regularly? Or does he have some secret technique you are all amazed about? Or you learnt how to jerk off from him?

Really I'm trying to figure out why he's so fascinating all of a sudden.

tfw no gf

is there a full version of this? for research of course

wew
that's hardly a 4

He plays videogames but are incredibly shit at them.

People like watching this poor fool be shit at playing videogames thats all.

There is nothing else that is facinating about him at all, not even his shit personality.

I'd fuck her.

How does such a trainwreck get to be attractive and visibly have quite a bit of dosh?

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its not sudden, he's been at this for awhile and it seems to only get increasingly fucking weird and pathetic

look up "this is how you don't play [any fucking game title]" and you'll find compilations of him failing the most basic tasks in the most stupendous ways

i swear to god he has to have a writer for some of this shit, in black mesa source he fucking couldn't figure out crouch jumps and made like a ludicrous rig of boxes and shit from the environment to proceed

Tfw could have bought alison rapps sweet ass
She probably still even has that job now
Why arent you anons trying to get at that?
Theres nothing stopping you

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How the fuck do you browse Holla Forums and not know about him? are you new? even if you don't even watch his videos every nigger out here keeps talking about him like they do about Burch. In fact shitting on dsp was here before burch.

You're probably Jake Rapp.

Taste; also that thing in your brain that stops you from killing yourself.

Nothing stopping you from dumpster diving at a hospital either.

I think this is the only good "to be continued" meme

You can literally buy a g/f for a day, or if you are cahsed up have a fucking realdoll for gods sake.

It's like you people are deluded by your own retarded videogame fantasies, and a magical girl will appear seeing the special goodness in you. Fucking retards.

Oh SHIT! Phil is actually Gregory Rasputin!

Was this posted already?

vocaroo.com/i/s1GgYB1T7FbA

Watching phil play the old resident evil games is fucking hilarious. The game punishes the retard for us.

Because I don't follow retarded e-celebs maybe like some 14 yr old douche?

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I don't think I'm delusional, I just want a modest woman to wed. Paying for it is sinful and really just an act of hedonism.

I would agree with you but this does not fit the cause, there has been dsp threads since dark souls anyone browsing Holla Forums for the last 6 years would have heard about him.

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How do I become this delusional?
Not being sarcastic, I need help coping with the feel.

God I'd cum so hard I'd split her in two

an e celeb thread. come on

He's a confirmed bona fide cuckhold.

Anyone who knows about DSP knows this is fake. He's a self-admitted masochistic cuckhold who thrives off pain, embarrassment, and humiliation. He might've wanked off, no one knows, but whether he did or not he knew full well the camera was on. He wants us to watch and laugh even if it's at him masturbating, because ironically that's how he gets off.

now that's what i'm talking aboot

sauce please trips guy

She's also a pedo which immediately takes her attractiveness value from 5/6 to 0.

He is one of the saddest men on the planet. All he has now in his fading obscurity is manufactured idiocy. He pretends to be retarded for a living. I can't imagine anything more pathetic.

y-yea but m-muh succubus
i have a krusty pair of boxers and i've been hearing some fucked up stuff in the night.

No source yet.

where am i?

FAG

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FaggotFist thinks that this guy is good at Street Fighter.

kek

user YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST PIG
WITH EVERY THRUST YOU ONLY ENFORCE THE PATRIARCHY
RAPISTS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE BURNED ALIVE
you made me kek hard user, that was gold

Sorry I just can't comprehend someone watching someone else fail at videogames for hours.

It's like watching PewDiePie but worse.

I think Zoe is still available for hire.

zoe ain't hot enough

So is Josh. Josh has no rates.

Do you pay her to keep her clothes on?

After watching all that porn with all those ugly whores i'd fug anything by now

Post it

Her body looks like someone skinned a human being and slipped it over some other form of creature. It just doesn't fit properly.

'07 graphics didn't have the fullness and lustre of 2016, our year of current year, graphics. Low Poly count.

Do it, user!

stop.

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I feel dirty.

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OH BOY

Everyone pisses and shits too, but it's still embarrassing to be videotaped doing it.

Have you seen nigger dsp?

Rodger was a legitimate retard who couldn't help it.

Dipshit pretends to be retarded and pathetic because it's literally a humiliation fetish.

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Post uncensored. Let the little anons know.

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Keep it coming. The mods don't have to know about this.

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do it faggot

Why can't western /u/ be like this?

MODS CAN'T DO SHIT

YOU SICK FUCK

MORE

I remember r/kappa pissing him off.

MODS AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND JEWS

yer a real sicko you know that

This. You are giving him the attention he desperately craves.

oh shit son

peter pls

motherless.com/GI968906B

Josh is after some Randi pussy now

I have no problem with the direction this thread is going

WEW

I thought she was going to have a dick.

KEEP GOING

but for what purpouse?, his stunt will only be a fad that will fade quickly like the swatting and he will be back to being irrelevant, even worse now that his rep is even lower and might had lost subs over that

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Well it's certainly not going straight.

JUST FUCKING DO IT YOU MADMAN

Hey does anyone have a link to Rapp's escort profile?

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I really want to believe, but I'm gonna need that proof fam.

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I don't think you understand how desperate for relevancy he is. I don't even need to dig around to know that he doesn't have an alternate job to streaming, and he's been getting less money day after day.

Why you cheeky mexicans with your cheeky dubs

YES

This fad will give him a spike in views. After that he will try another stunt

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The blond one is the semen demon

Both are semen demons. I know this because I've seen semen demons and because of the lewd faces.

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How can a girl just be so meh? Like just so offputting physically?

Fuck you, user. At this rate I might as well try to find this doujin myself.

Why are you doing this.

This is why I don't use webcams. So this shit can never happen.

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He just got swatted too.

Again?

Wait, again?

My bad that /lolcow/ thread is OLD

Anthony Burch is the kind of guy that is better dressed on the day of his suicide than the day of his marriage.

yes you are bad

Is this 2004 again?
Btw, did Coot called her to work with him at google yet?

sage for unrelated blog post but i just thought you should know that boxxy thinks she's worth fifteen thousand dollars a month

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damn user.

holy fuck my face hurts

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I suppose this quite literally makes DSP a camwhore now.

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Oh, right I forgot. Here:
archive.is/d3qyp
pls still be alive

It's an act, nobody does those faces when masturbating.

Unless, of course, you're one of those guys that like to write "slut" with makers on the zone adove their dick after shaving it, then go crawling around the house wearing a collar and cumming on the ground before proceding to lick their own mess like the bitch in heat they are.
If so a/s/l?

S A V A G E

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I'm actually really proud of DSP, he finally beat something without the stream chat helping him or blaming everyone else for not doing it right.
Congratulations.

That's some gay fags escort account.

Fruit indeed.

Probably because Phil can't figure out how to unlatch her bra and gives up.

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Bugged bra mechanics.

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That gay fag is Jake Rapp.

I think that other guy was asking for Alison Rapp's profile.

Oh right.
I don't have hers.

So, what, you just know of some random fag escort named Jake Rapp and thought it must've been what that guy was asking for?

The fuck are you doing?

Jake is Allison's husband you newfag.
please use archive.is/family-affair-alison-rapps-husband-also-sex-worker-4011016/

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News to me, but then why would you automatically assume people would be talking about that cuck instead of Allison?

I'd tie him up and rape him for money.

I would if he wasn't an actual escort, faggot probably has aids

Oh hey a wordfilter.
archive.is/OxGLW
Why does Mark hate that website? Does the owner shill here or something?

Gee, I wonder.

I'd argue that getting pegged by your whore wife (and filming it) is far more pathetic than jacking off in front of the whole internet.

KILL ME PETE

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Why do they all have beards?

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To make up for their self-perceived lack of masculinity.

I have a beard because I'm a lazy piece of shit.

This was pretty funny actually. I don't know why people are hating on Phil for this.

Agreed. I never did understand the anti masturbation movement.

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gotta hand it to DSP he didn't react in an overly stupid way this time. even changed his twitter header for his meme face.

it sounds kinda weird in some way though

What if it's all an act? What if DSP deliberately fucks up for attention? All the little stupid things like always walking and never running, or refusing to read item descriptions, could just be low hanging retard fruit, the easy stuff you can do to piss people off. Clearly he isn't good at video games, but sometimes it seems like he knows enough about the game and his audience to stage the perfect mistake, setting himself up to fail in the most pathetic way possible.

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If its true its not working.

His subs are leveling out and his views are in the shitter

socialblade.com/youtube/user/dspgaming/monthly

I used that webm because he masturbated in front of the camera and it looked fucking disgusting doing it.but beating your monkey is still very degenerate. all it does is gives you nothing more than a quick high. It's animal-like behavior, you're better than that

get out christfag.

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That's some Inception tier shit.

That's a chuck tingle novel

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he takes it like a bitch holy fuck

AWFUL GAY; DONE QUICK

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This joke has been made a thousand times already, but it's still funny

Jacking off too much can cause serious issues, both physical and psychological.

Also, DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

vimeo.com/12915013

Everything is bad if you do it X amount of times

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Shit music.

Sure, but jacking off too much doesn't require much.

Now THAT's the better joke.

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Top meme

Since chicks make good money twitch streaming I guess he looked at the market leaders and wanted a piece of the pie.

/thread

WHAT A FUCKING BITCH

She's only a qt from certain camera angles, look at her in interviews, she ain't all that.

Also, is "gets to be married to a qt" pronounced "married to a woman that pimped him to other men while she gets fucked 6 ways from Sunday by anyone that'll pay for it"? Some marriage.

Same reason when a gay guy gets a wife it's called "having a beard". Very visual display of classical masculinity, hiding the fact that you're a massive fucking faggot.

Butterface with cottage-cheese ass.

Become the Chad you've always hated anons, it will actually make your life better.

It's for our benefit that you don't see what little is on offer. It's a net negative.

I'd hire the both of them and make him dominate her. Might just save their marriage.

I can't imagine how fucking awkward it would be for both parties involved:
"I'm here busting my own nuts because my wife won't even touch me or let me touch her. The closest I get to real intimacy is her reluctantly taking her clothes off so I can look at what I could see in a catalogue. Fuck my life, fuck the way she awkwardly looks at me while I do this."

"Look at that fucking fat piece of shit, no self respect. Why would I ever bring myself to fuck that? Now I have to degrade myself to stripping to satisfy this bitch faggot and keeping the underwear on is the only way I can retain a shred of dignity. I can't believe I'm doing this, fuck my life, fuck the way he awkwardly looks at me as he does it."

No way to live, boys.

jesus christ…. most horrible thing I read all day

We can do this again.

Like what? What's wrong with me, doc?

you bunch of dumbfucks

As funny as that would be, I don't believe you.

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Bugged relationships mechanics

Me likey
>tfw 5'5, 5" penor

Do you have no shame?

You do realize this is an anonymous imageboard, right?

Wanting to dick Rapp is on another level entirely.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Refer to Git Gud: The Movie

It's pretty crappy that she's into feminist stuff, other than that my jimmies remain unrustled.
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I wonder if she's into rustle

It's pegging, there's no other way to take it.

Now comes the tough question. Is he a bigger cuck than Burch?

Not only is he in an "open" relationship, not only is he married to a harlot, not only is she a pedophile likely to rape their progeny, but he also lets her peg him in the ass.

Fucking Legendary

Well he's doing a fan-fucking-tastic job of being a retard and pissing me off so far.

Is pegging even gay?
I mean yes, it's a guy taking it up the ass, but the person giving it is a woman.

Of course, it would be gay as fuck in the eyes of a Roman citizen, but according to the current definition of homosexuality; is it really that gay?

Whether or not it's homosexual it's still sodomy by definition and therefor degenerate.

Romans had no concept of homosexuality. To them fucking was all about power dynamics, hence why women and slaves were viewed as subhumans. They were the ones on the receiving end.

For example, it was shameful for a free Roman man to get down on a woman, but the most humiliating thing that could be done to a free Roman man was getting fucked in the ass.

I imagine it would have been even more humiliating if a woman was doing it.

But, yes, a man getting pleasure from getting fucked in the ass is a faggot.

Yeah but sodomy is everything that isn't sex in the missonary possition without talking with the lights off for the sole reason of procreation (and some times with a blanket in between).

Not really, the most degrading thing a Roman citizen or legionaire could do was to eat out a woman.
Getting your ass fucked by someone (as long as he was adove you in your heirarchy) was kind of expected on a Roman orgy.

Romans didn't engage in buggering, they engaged in thigh-sex. Much cleaner.

Degenerate.

Free Roman men didn't get fucked in the ass by anyone. Not if they still wanted a standing in society.

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Is The Forbidden One just the new slowpoke?

Interesting fetish. I'll have to look into that one.

Who's Razorfist?

How does a human being manage to be this stupid? Its medically fascinating. He's like a talking chimpanzee.

A person who's usually right, you should watch some of his videos.

He's just normalfag tier smart. There are actually people in the world dumber than him.
There's also a reason people think Dark Souls is hard.

i shit daily too, did you want to watch me?
i didn't think so

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Razorfist makes good points now and then but he has that obnoxious habit of being contrarian for the sake of it.

The man thinks the star wars prequels are entertaining movies and defends them. And that the only reason people dislike them is because of red letter media.

I mostly watch him for his metal mythos videos more than I do the hit or miss regular video game videos he puts out.

He's also pic related about any two sides in a topic.

you da real mvp user

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ANTHONY BURCH
JAKE RAPP
DARKSYDEPHIL

THE TRIUMVIRATE HAS GATHERED TO USHER IN 10,000 YEARS OF CUCKOLDRY

post webm

Don't forget about:
Peter and the Real Doll
Jim "Pounds" Sterling
Moviebob
Wait no, you need to get a wife before you can be cucked.

I thought it was confirmed that he indeed has a real girlfriend/wife?

they have 0 chemistry tho, he probably would've been better off with a sex doll.

Sure, but he still doesn't belong among this patrician circle of failed humans.

No, he surely does. Do you know what a pathetic excuse of a human being he is?

I'm well aware, but until she cucks him he's still just a lolcow.

Was it actually confirmed or did Peter just post more pictures of his Real Doll?
Also, this still doesn't erase the time he pretended to have an Asian girlfriend over the internet and his own Lawyer once he was caught.

Last I remember, after /cow/ went unusual autistic lengths, it was indeed confirmed the "doll" was a living, breathing female of the species.

I was proven wrong. Carry on then.

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Someone needs to make a King of Cucks thread so we can settle this argument once and for all. My money's on Cuck Burch but Rapp's been gaining on him.

Jesus.

How can Burch be the king of cucks?

Sure, he pushed his wife into the slut lifestyle, and he failed to achieve the same. But how can you compare that to

pounds sterling AHAHAHHA

We are animals

Don't forget how Jake used to be a good Christian boy until he met Rapp and she turned him into a literal whore.

Wait a second, are you telling me that he is a prostitute too?

i've played this game fucking 5 times over now and i probably don't even have 100 deaths total, and i'm not even that fucking gud

i swear to god phill does worse on purpose some times because it's the only way to get views

I meaning to check up on DSP to see what his opinion on Tobuscus being rapist. But this is much better

Who is tobuscus?

You didn't know?

Some faggy e-celeb, apparently. I have no idea who he is either.

I honestly didn't. I now genuinely fear for whatever children they might have.

We should keep an eye on them and call social services when Alison gets pregnant.

Some faggy e-celeb that's one step below PDP

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I'm not really surprised.

What an interesting choice of words there, lad. Could almost say are we one?
Am I a bot? Or are you a bot?

I meant literally, as in he's the second most popular Let's Player and even starred on E3 once.

(checked)
I understand that.

I can't stop watching this, It's absolutely amazing.

For the longest time I held onto the belief he was doing it on purpose, that it was a clever scheme to get views and publicity, but then I realized he really is that goddamn retarded.

I did not sleep well that night.

i forgot that he recorded everything on a fucking camera in front of the tv for awhile

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One of my favorite DSP moments here.

My all time favorite is Rations from MGS2, that is the all time classic

Shit cracks me up everytime, same when I remember that vid he made with his fire alarm going off in the background or that unboxing he did without actually unboxing

how do you use the rations??

The greatest DSP moment is when he tries to fight The End in MGS3 and he immediately decides to equip his fucking shotgun.

to be fair I've beaten the end many times with just a shotgun. Also sneaking up on the end with the shotgun and firing off a couple shells over the fuckers' head is the only way to get the moss camo

Nah, but DSP does it in a retarded fashion.

He gets the call that about The End from Eva, and then his first reaction is to go into his equipment screen and complain "where is my shotgun".

Holy fucking shit

Maybe he was trying to confuse the enemy, you know like you act like a complete retard and your opponent doesnt know what the fuck to do.

Funniest thing was him being completely unable to hit him no matter the circumstance. He'd be 20 meters away from him with an automatic rifle and only hit him twice before the mag ran out of ammo and of course he blamed it on "Bad shooting mechanics"

yea I know I was just adding that just in case people get the wrong idea.
Phil is definitely not on the "Sneaking up on the end" level. Hell he probably can't even sneak up on sentries.

your fucking reaction pic

I want this to be real.

As far as I can tell, it isn't
It seems to have started out as a joke about Pandalee being a gold digger who won't put out if Phil doesn't make enough money.
Or at least that's the earliest mention I can find of it.
Source: kiwifar.ms/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-413

As if that cuck could get her pregnant.

DUDE
LEBENSRAUM
LMAO

That's the point

Nah, nah you fucking nigger. Go straight back to Compton.

FUCKING DIE A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT.