Let's Write "Nu Games Journalism" Headlines

You know, the ones that are always written by ugly girls? Here's mine:

Between The Binary: How pong is a metaphor for dysphoria.

Other urls found in this thread:

elsewhere.org/journal/pomo/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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I can do one better.
elsewhere.org/journal/pomo/
Every time you access that page it generates a new postmodernist feminist article.

"Why every game would be better with an all female cast"

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Holy shit who could have seen that coming?

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"Top 8 Retro Video Games that are too bigoted for Current Year"

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"Women in Gaming, what did I expect?"

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Hey OP, why did you say ugly girls then post a total cutie?

a gross crossdresser tried to add me on facebook today
i'm gay as shit and even i had to laugh at how hilariously cringey it was

"Assassin's Creed: Way of the Yamato is missing a lot of racial diversity"

"Tropico is a gross and decidedly problematic imperialistic portrayal of the lives of poor POC of Cuba."

Stop trying to fish for article ideas social cucks

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yeeeesh

Breeding Between the Lines: Why More Games Should Feature Mixed Protagonists

"How a game about Anal Beads is breaking down traditional barriers for women"

By Patty Hernandez

"Why History is Racist and why every game should rewrite it to be more diverse"

I agree with user though, girl in the OP isn't 10/10 but she's cute

Modern Sex Slavery: A Runescape gfs Story.

Here's Why Difficulty Levels Reinforce White Privilege

The entire description of this video.

"yeeesh" is me recoiling at how low your taste is, she looks like a mutant turnip

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT PLAYING GAMES WITH GAMEPLAY MIGHT PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING RAPED

Affirmative Action and Gaming: Why Hillary needs to make subsidized game ownership by females a part of her political platform.

"Sigh, I guess the world needs another male protagonist…"

Also get.

See I think they'd be hard pressed to decide whether to be mad that it makes communism work or that it was made by white capitalists.

Try doing her gesture with your own arms. It's quick awkward.

Bioshock Infinite is the History Lesson Gamers Deserve

fucking liberals, if only mental gymnastics could burn calories

and something like pic related

This can't be real. It's way too fucking funny.

Arduous Anonymity: Your teammate might be a racist, or worse

who the fuck still cares about game? how gaming got turned into a political trench war

cue a shit shop of CoD like CALL OF DUTY 4 POL WARFARE SRS BUSINESS EDITION

The Joystick, toxic and phallic oppressor of female gamers

Consoles and PCs can't give consent, and that's problematic

VR Headsets: Appropriating African Masks?

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hello reddit

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"Seeing these unrealistic standards of beauty is making me really uncomfortable"

thats a dick move, call the cops. its still a baby.

Thats racist.

Interactive Education: How playing A Male Character taught me about Rape

Top 5 Amiga Games that'll teach women how to defend themselves

How to make your WoW raids a rape-free zone

bulletstorm and masculine homosexuality

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For a review of X-Com 2

Gendered Privilege: How Intersectionality Relates to Racial Binaries

scoreboards and the K/D ratio: a study on how oppressive, patriarchal society manifests itself in video games

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…You know, when Mel Brooks made a movie with a black sheriff in the Old West..it's was a damn comedy.

…Too on the nose?

It would be a series of articles explaining how a sword/gun is exactly like a penis and how using it to kill people is a form of rape.

So…it's like Zardoz only dumber? You know, Gun is Good, Penis is Evil?

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Not quite

1) I HATE WHITE MEN AND I HATE THEIR CULTURE AND THEIR HOBBIES or WHY I JOINED BIOWARE.
2) GIVE ME MONEY YOU CISHET SHITPIGS *pateron link here*
3) NO ONE BOUGHT MY GAME "EMOTIONAL SPASTIC QUEST" TIS IS GAMEGATES FAULT
4) MEN WONT FUCK ME SO I PLAY VIDEO GAMES SO I CAN BE A PASSIVE AGRESSIVE CUNT ONLINE
5) GAMERGATE GAMERGATE GAMERGATE GAMERGATE GAMERGATE GAMERGATE GAMERGATE!

You also forgot

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WE'RE VIDEO GAME JOURNALISTS UNTIL IT'S TIME TO ACTUALLY DO JOURNALIST SHIT, THEN WE ARE JUST WELL PAID BLOGGERS!

Shocking: Getting singles is doubles too
On the subject of non-binary digits acquisition

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African famine is caused by Gamergate

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Dear gamergate, please stop emailing our sponsors, we might have to go back to making coffee for cishet bankers.

Silly, you cant be racist to whites, power+privilege or some shit.
NOW GET BACK TO DRINKING THE KOOLAID

Gamergate made me forget to put milk in my coffee and I burnt my tongue. Now I'm scared to go home.

Is your name brianna wu?

Point 2, 3 and 5 are hilarious
Let's put niggers in 1600 Poland because diversity
Let's hire less competent people that might potentially make your compaly fail because diversity
So my company is bankrupt, and now me and my employees live on the sidewalk?
Who cares, it's all about diversity :))

this nigger got talent.