No Man's Sky

They're great at making completely mundane features sound like something revolutionary to hipsters, kinda like apple.

It's similar to Minecraft, but in space. It'll probably be pretty great for autists that enjoy exploration and number grinding like me, but has very little appeal for basically everyone else.
Fuck off

Rollan

It gives you special perks if you pre-order, and I was probably going to buy it anyway.

I think you are an attention seeking faggot op.

rolling

Also: We need planet porn. Lots of it.

k fam

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might as well get it with the bonuses. What's to lose?

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Fuck yes, alien princess.

do you even know what you do in that "game"?

your dignity

Gimme a qt princess

You're trying harder than the usual marketers, I'll give you that.

Also, princess.

Why hello go– fellow gamers!!

I have just pre-ordered this fantastic game! Let's discuss it shall we?

Fuck off.

Well that's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?

That's disappointing to find out.

rollan for classic Knight Princess

did I strike a nerve, friend?

my turn

Reminder that "Sage" goes in the Email field you fucking turdburglars.

None whatsoever, I watched most of the shilling and have no idea what the game will actually feel like and therefore no desire to buy it.

Rollin'

roll

if bait, decent.

if not bait, why would you pre-order so far from release? i know the majority of Holla Forums is largely against pre-ordering, including myself, especially if there's bullshit pre-order incentives like extra weapons or season pass and all that nonsense, but if you had waited until like two weeks to release, when the game goes gold, it would be fine.

Well I knew for a fact that I was going to get it, and I was originally planning on waiting till release, but the pre-order incentives were just an added bonus that I thought wouldn't be bad having.

Honestly, what's the difference between buying it a month before it's out or a day before? The result will be the same if I'm going to get it anyway.

It's not, you shit eater. It's obvious shilling. This crap happens over and over and it doesn't get anymore subtle.

You're retarded.

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You're also retarded.

The result is being a faggot who supports blind consumerism while also telling the devs it's ok for them to hold content from people who don't want to support blind consumerism. Limited items like that are released a month or so after the game comes out anyway so you could ave just waited a while and pirated the game then.

You're either posting top bait or are extremely retarded.

Rolling. Hoping for nothing fish related or undead. I would be ok with Goblin just don't give me something like zombie or skeleton…

rollan

I wanna jump into a hole, there's this hole here, I can't see where it goes, I know that other people will jump inside regardless of what I do the second this hole is accessible, this hole may very well lead me to a gigantic disappointment or worse, buggy non functional game that may damage my hardware or be a gigantic POS not worth my money. Or I could just wait to see other get burn or enjoy it, I mean I'm not loosing anything by waiting in fact I get a net gain in case it's shit, OH ! Wait ! Shiny things are dangled in front of my eyes ! I have no idea whatsoever of the worth of those things since the game isn't out and there's no clear definition of the inherent worth of the bonus I will get ! But now I have to jump !

Yeah.

user, the difference between a month and a week is that when it's a month ahead, the game is still being worked on and you throwing your shekels at it is basically saying "I want this now, gibe pls" and the dev can be like "well fuck, let's ship it early and we'll sell the rest of the content we were working on!" or "well fuck, let's stop working on the game now, collect as much pre-release dosh as we can, and then resume work post-release".

whereas a week, the game is already in stores waiting to be sold, the devs are only working on things like a day 1 bug-fixing patch, you know the important shit.

rolling

What the fuck is this game even about?

i forgot to mention that the month ahead scenarios both inevitably lead to bullshit dlc and season passes.

seriously, it's best to wait until review embargoes are lifted before chucking your cash at anything.

If you can even call it a game all you do is visit planets I'm told. I don't remember there actually being any gameplay.

You can name shit if no one else reached it, it's game where you name planets and species after your pet name for your genitalia I guess ?

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I had a dream where I was playing No Man's Sky with friends. We landed ships near an interesting pavillion and looked around, finding remnants of an ancient civilisation. We took a break, avatars lying down and taking in the sights, while I thought about additions I could make to my ship.
Then I woke up and realized that the game has no way to sit down, the game is ugly, you can't upgrade your ship to that extent, there are no ancient civilizations, there are no pavillions, you can't play with friends, I don't have friends and I don't have a PS4.
Space Engineers is a better NMS than NMS. At least the devs show you what they're doing.

I remember back when this game didn't have that much info about it there being threads about getting this game as early a you could so we could name the planets shit like Hitler and moist nugget. Now it's not even worth the trouble.

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you are super gay.
Pre-ordering a super gay sapce walking simulator with azzi fazzi phil fish gay fez graphics just because of muh-manufactured-haype form twitter bots telling you to like what PR want you to like.

This is your birthday cake you super gay shitlord of penis kingdome. have fun enjoying a piece of shit and keep supporting super gay nigger software to get fucked even more with some pre-alpha-early.access-dlc-season-pass you super gay niger penis shitlord.

gays please leave. Also sage this shit thread.

Be gone from my hobby.

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You are the cancer. You may think yourself amusing for flaunting your idiocy in a place where there is no real mechanism for punishment, but your purchase history is tied to your identity by your credit card, and it will be trivial to compile a list of those like you for cleansing when the time comes.

rollan

Go away.

Rolling

no you didn't

nice pants

robbing gullible people

rollin

monkey princess. selling it in to slavery and rolling again.

The fact that this thread manages to jump to and stay at the top of the catalog is the perfect example why this place has gone to shit.

Ever hear of the Prisoner's Dilemma? By paying money for pre-order bonuses, sure, you get the bonuses yourself, but you fuck over everyone else by making it MORE likely that future games will have similar pre-order bonuses.

Even if you plan on buying the game day 1, you should oppose pre-ordering on principle. Unfortunately, modern normalfags have no principles.

Nice trips. Thought I had saged, weird.

Leave.

Rollan.

So close to a dullahan. Guess imp is ok.

Sage because sage; why is this game hated so much?

SC gets a lot of shit and so did Xrebirth for obvious reasons. I coulda sworn Holla Forums liked space sims.

asking this here since I've been off Holla Forums for a while and not seen why this game gets shat upon

Because even Shekel Citizen gave promise of content.

NMS is just "stare at planets, upgrade ship to stare at planets faster, go the the middle of the galaxy. If you try to have fun the omnipotent space police will stop you"

Sometimes I wonder why I still come here in the first place

captcha

There's a webm of a game show where 3 guys were talking about NMS. One was asking about features, and talking about how the dev has shown basically nothing. The other two were yelling him down because he's not shilling enough. All their arguments boiled down to "It just FEELS right, you know?" and other nonsense.
That's basically all you get when you ask the devs about what you actually do in the game as well. They get all defensive in case someone realises the game doesn't have anything in it.

Basically, we have had zero information about what you will actually DO in the game. It was all incredibly vague to the point where a defender said "imagine if Mario had no enemies". It seems overhyped to the point of ridiculousness and I honestly see zero point to playing it, let alone pre-purchasing.

Of course it will all come down to what we actually GET on release date. If the devs are somehow witholding the gold and there is an actual game underneath it then maybe I'll eat my words.

Alright, so it's a game full of procedurally generated vast nothingness then?

What you see is what you get with this industry. There won't be any big surprises. It won't be a sleeper hit.

Yes. It's exactly like Elite Dangerous but with even less content.

Basically Starbound 3D except you don't build anything. At least as far as was divulged.

Rollin

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Read

And

Also if I'm right, the dev said NMS is "minecraft without the building".

I need the slime princess pls

KILL YOURSELF

Why?

Maybe they're actively avoiding making all kinds of wild promises and just plan on letting the game speak for itself once it's released?

I know it's going to be shit, but I'm holding out hope that it's at least worth a pirate

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Alright! Listen to me you chairfucking straddling homophile, if you don't fucking get the fucking fuck out of here, then I'm gonna take your fucking shillbucks and shove them inbetween yer glorified asscheeks you call a face! I am going to take that paycheck of yours and string you up by your fucking (probably non-existent) foreskin until gravity gives you a botched circumcision, and play it like a fucking violin! I'm going to shit acid on your fucking face until there's nothing but an ass left! I'm going to color that little pansy business shirt red using yer fucking bone marrow! You better believe you're going to wish that you were never born, 'cause I'll make it seem like you never were. Ya atrocious fucking boil on the face of reality!

seriously, go fucking kill yourself you fucking failure of a shill, you know at most we'll pirate the piece of fuck you have the shitting completely fucked gall to call a game, you fucktwinkle. Go suck your own cock at your office, fuckletoes, we have no need for your corporate ass here.

you're helping the shill you retard

We all make mistakes my small dick mistlefuck eating user.

With this thread and the Overwatch thread from yesterday I just started wondering why I keep coming here. Just stop bumping this shitty thread newfags.
Also, it seems like companies are doing more effort with the shills, not even FO4 was shilled this hard.

rollin'.

rollan

The lead dev said that he didn't want to reveal the core gameplay loop because people would say it's just "Minecraft in Space".

He reluctantly did do it in the same interview he said that. It's literally just "fly in procedurally generated space, collect resources, fight shit, upgrade your ship and weapons, continue until you stop dicking around and reach the center of the universe".

COME ON JESTER PRINCESS!

Honestly you can reduce any game and make it sound shitty.

In Diablo 2 you just "run around procedurally generated levels, collect loot, kill monsters, upgrade your armor and weapons, continue until you get bored".

Except in NMS that's quite literally all you do. There's some other shit like seeing the technicolored dinorsaurs, trading, and seeing some ruins but other than that there's nothing.

ROLLAND

>>>/gulag/

come on orc

We don't know that for sure. It could still be fun. I'm not recommending anyone pre-order it or even buy it at all, but you can't write it off as 100% shit when it might end up being okay.

rollin

so howcome slime girls are popular but not water elementals, or elementals in general?

Better than the rest of the shit on the front page.

deepthroat a shotgun

Protip: every game made after 2009~ is shit unless proven otherwise.

We /twgrl/ now?
Kobold a cute

rollan
and sage for asking for actually good space exploration games

kill yourself

Someone wasn't around for the 94-04 golden decade of gaming.

No :^)

Those 2 are botj more of games than no mans sky. Kys.

Holla Forums will get mad

There were plenty of good ps2 games, more good than bad mostly. Even early xbox had some ok games.

rollen

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There were indeed plenty of good ps2 games and some good early xbox titles, and both of those fit into the 94-04 range.

i mean, baynonetta, dmc 4, nier (2010 tho) , mgs 4(debateable), demons and dark souls (again debateable, but generally good), littlr big planet, dmc 3 if we are counting late ps2, ps2 gta games. There are plenty more. If was after 2009-2010 when games got extremely shit. also fuck android keyboards, sent too early

That's not a whole lot of games, user.

Compare the amount of truly excellent games from 94-04 to 05-15.

Meh, i guess youre right, although all the games i have for modern systems are good because i actually do research unlike the average normalfag. Maybe its just denial. although i am just considering selling everything i have and just emulating everything from 2000 back including psp and ds

gimmedat vampire pussy

faggots

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Aight I'll take a princess
Better than No Man's Shit at any rate

Emulation is the reason I've stopped giving a fuck about modern gaming being shit. I've got enough excellent games via emulation to last me a lifetime.

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yeah youre right, if im not talking about video games or at least having a legit conversation i should sage

Rollin'

Well shit.
Thanks for shitting on me, post number.

Fuck that. OP is already one of those.
Rerollin'.

whats wrong with frog princess?

Oh please magic Holla Forums wizard I want the qtest princess of all so I can spoil and cuddle her all I want

no i think OP is an angler princess

I, uh, I… appreciate the challenge

even if I was a dumbass, it doesn't make it a good idea.
this is the official designated saging thread

this thread was started by a fucking shill, educate yourself, I bet you get drunk off of sperm on happy hour for five bucks you shitmunching blubbering toad.

Why bother saging? If you don't like the content of the thread and it's against the rules, hide and report it.

If you don't like the content of the thread and it isn't against the rules, ignore it and go post in a thread with content you do enjoy. That's how self moderation is supposed to work, not rampantly shitting up threads that trigger you.

obviously you're an idiot, the entire point of shills are to incite a discussion and garner attention.
If you want to be technical, it's not against the rules, but so is a fucking "What made Skyrim bad durr?" thread. Self moderation doesn't work when unintelligent shits like you show up and forget to use something valuable called a brain, you sniveling cum dumpster.
An example is both cuckchan and here, where fucking template threads are everywhere and shill threads are up every fucking hour by every jewish agency with a narcissistic marketing team.
You literally posted an example of this shit only an hour ago:

ROWLAN

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well fuck you too

The example I posted is threads I personally find to be shit, but they aren't against the rules and I'm not wasting my time shitposting in them.

I wish I got paid for triggering autists.

Give me, the dubs.

Kill me now.

I'm going to rape mine until I puke

rollin

Go fuck yourself.

Yup, fuck me.

You won't get your waifus this way, you know.

Oh shit, son. I didn't even look at the list but I'm fucking rolling. Get me in on some of that mystery princess action.

no, eat a horse testicle, youre going to forget your own sage, delete your post like a shameful kike and then give everyone else shit to try to save your own face?

I'm was certain I didn't type 4chan.org into the address bar, but I guess I was wrong.

I'm bumping this solely because it triggers anons this hard.

That logic is broken, and you know it, you limp dick circumcised shill sympathizer.

I went to halfpastcuckchan yesterday and there was a 200+ post thread about people heavily defending this games "right to exist" and how people are just jealous about the dev's success and/or they just want to hate it because that's what Holla Forums does. Shit doesn't change no matter where you go.

Bumping because fuck it.

well fuck roll

Lets fucking do it.

Faggots just don't sage.

The site also occasionally fucks up and posts without a sage for some reason

At least we have porn. Somebody post more without bumping the thread.

Uh, what is that even?

the only stupidity im committing is speaking with a dumb nigger like you

got it captain
only posting two sets though

roll up

hmmm…..

Gimme

Rollan

Everything else is great, but the chibi does not translate well.

its a small demon, and a very good roll

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forgot to spoil

final set
porn belongs on /vp/ because it's dead as fuck

royally go fuck yourself, nobody can be this resistant to saging.

Are you the "undershit" guy? You sound like the undershit guy.

checked

I want it to be good for for Matthias' sake…

OP's a fag, move along

damn these shills be thirsty

You're an idiot for not pirating when itll be on GOG, also thanks for fueling pre-order culture

Rollan I guess. OP's thread a shit.

Roll

Rawl

How the fuck did this shill thread last this long?

PIZZA TIME

Can't get any better than that.

princeeeeeeees

roll

i want that sweet assassin ass

keep on rollin baby

YES!

Damn, was thinking of getting a pizza

Why would order a pastry

bumb tbh

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rawl

You're an idiot for pre-ordering. That's my thought.

Rolling.

Fuck I must be autistic if this bothers me.

I'm allergic to bees so I'm re-rolling.

Rollan!

actually I think he's a shill too

see how he has not saged?

Every goddamn time

OP Why?

Rolling.

rolo tony brown town

You dumb fuck

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Those satan trips tho

Rollern

Satified

rollan

rolling

Roll

Rollan, need that witch princess for kinky transformation potions.

Goddammit, I don't want Sand or Djinn princess as much, but I guess I'll take one. Djinn princess, why not.

Fucking kill me, please.

fairy princess or riot

rolling for sphinx

rollin

*Unzips dick*

Sorry man, I got her

welp

Rollin

It's gonna be shit, like Elite: Dangerous but with even less to do.

Also

Rolling

rollan

You are the cancer killing the game industry

Rolling

This thread is what's wrong with Holla Forums.

Want to talk about a videogame on Holla Forums? You'd better hope to fuck it's one they approve of because otherwise they'll spam your thread, blocking all discussion and the mods wont do anything about it.

I think you should just finish yourself off

rolly polly

mmmm no to the mousegirl, gonna reroll

Their only crime is responding to a bait thread. I answered OP seriously on the off chance he didn't do this on purpose, but this thread was never going anywhere. But anyone's free to keep making these threads, just don't expect the response to be any different.

Human princess a shit. Reroll

roll

What is a roll anyway?

Is this better?
Gotta ask drawthread for help.

Fuck, meant to reply to

sage

What the fuck are you doing

having fun

FUCK YOU OP

rollan

You gonna leave it like that? I'm gonna fap to it.

rollan

roll

Probably gonna touch it up once I figure how to make it better.
Are you actually gonna fap to it? Should I draw porn for shekels?

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Elf princess GET

Why would you pay for something that doesn't have any user reviews or gameplay footage yet? Wait for that shit to come out, watch some videos, then decide if it's worth paying for. It'll probably be shit, though.

rollan!

Rollocausting the thread

Rollin'
and checkin'

rolling

rollan

roll

I guess I'll try my luck in the dubs dungeon for that sweet alien pussy

Fucking kill yourself for bumping this shit.

Check 'em

LoL YOU GUYS are so funy

shit nigger what are you doing

and ROLLING

I'll save you, trap princess :3