Sessions Confirmation Hearing #2

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Oh shit foamboy in the house!!

How dare Russia have an active foreign policy! Only America can intervene in foreign nations.

alternate stream without kike mods?

Support Russian Jews guys, cmon.

I think he's still on Windows 8.

Is Rubio trying for Biggest Cuck award here or something?

Lubio hating on Putin. wtf you dumb beaner.

Or maybe it's because he completely wiped away Russia's debt you autistic foam party spic.

He's setting himself up to disavow sessions because it would be like Putin appointing yes- men.

What a fucking faggot holy god damn shit.

FUCK OFF LITTLE NARCO

something like that…
archive.fo/yfeSg

Will all of the 2016 presidential candidates get their own cameo?

Rubiobot go back to your outlet.

Maybe he doesn't want a global war? It's not rocket science Lil' Marco.

I can't believe this pizza loving faggot got people to actually vote for him.

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LETS DISPEL THE FICTION THAT IRAN DOESN'T WANNA BECOME A REGIONAL POWER

THEY WANT TO BECOME A REGIONAL POWER

fucking hell he is still talking

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I left for work 5 hours ago and now I'm checking back during break and these kikes are STILL fucking around?

This is all they do every day, user.

Ausfag here, how long until the vote?

Dems are too busy virtue signaling to get anything done. Sad!

40 minutes.

is he checking the clock?

cheers mate

CREEPY KAINE IS ON THE STAND

How could anyone take Tim Kaine seriously? He looks like he lives in who-ville.

FUCK YOU TIM KAINE, YOU ANTI-WHITE PIECE OF SHIT

Gonna hang my self.

Tim "Want Some Candy?" Kane

God Kaine looks so fucking creepy, I thought I was used to it but holy shit.

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He really has the most hateable face.

Yea, I didn't hear you complaining about that for the last 8 years.

Is this a coordinated filibuster? Reading wikipedia articles would be just as relevant.

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This faggot and his blog… Is this how the senate usually is? Nobody gives a shit about his life's story.

Should've been hung.

PURE COHENCIDENCE

I feel like they know people are actually watching for once.

Nobody gives a fuck Tim

I found a higher res image of him.

Reality is subservient to memes.

BRING BACK THE DRUNK COLORADO GUY, KAINE IS CREEPING ME OUT

JUST

Please someone that's good with photoshop do what needs to be done with this pictures….

>"struck down interracial marriage"
TIM "COAL BURNERS TO THE OVENS" KAINE CONFIRMED /OURGUY/

Yea probably doing it so he can moralize to the audience

fuck, meant *struck down*

this nigger is wearing a checkered shirt and a dotted tie. He's a fucking clown

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Nice one, Tim.

Jefferson and the Founding Fathers wanted WHITE IMMIGRATION! Fucking Faggot Kaine.

who is creepier, tim kaine or chuck schumer?

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W E W

You have dubs, therefore, both are equally creepy.

FREE GIBS FOR HELPING US STEAL YOUR HOMELAND'S OIL AND START GROWING HEROIN THERE!

GIVE US OUR CHEAP SHIT SKIN LABOR GOY

Double digits, double the creepy.

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Tim Kaine because he's a shabbos goyim that jockeys for favor among pedo Jews.

So that's what makes these people so retarded. I always wondered.

I don't know. Can't we just killed them both?

VOTING TIME

Are they going to vote/come to a conclusion at the half hour, or are they going into overtime?

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We have a white man on the floor.

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Where did the meme font come from?

RUBIO 2020

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WHERES THE ARRESTS Holla Forums I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE ARRESTS WHATS TAKING SO LONG CMON WHERE ARE THEY WHATS GOING ON

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Not this fucking kike again

Sessions will start executing pedophiles after he's voted in lad.

Oh it's disgusting old fart bernie

FUCKING BERNIE

ITS BOINIE

NOT NORMAL TIMES
GREAT TIMES CONFIRMED

Did't this cuck talk already?

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He'll get voted in today sworn in tonight and draw up teh warrants by the morning. If this happens there should be a shoa tomorrow

DA DOCTAD SAID I HAVE CANCAH!

ITS CANCA

I'm impressed, the last jew who was killed like that took 3 days to rise from the grave.

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It doesn't matter to him how badly or how many times he loses an argument.

I'm so fucked up I don't know who I support anymore.

DEEBLY GONCERNED

Wonder if the other senators bully and make fun of boinie sandahs

was wondering how quickly he'll get sworn in once confirmed

I thought Boine was gonna wake up this morning with canca.

Boinie is deebly goncerned :DDDDDDD

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Does he even have any examples of voter suppression, at all? Just one?

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2.2 BILLION AMERICANS IN JAIL CONFIRMED

On top of all the lies, he cant even pluralize right

Is he fucking around with his schlong like last night? That was disturbing.

THESE COLORED AMERICANS DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME BUT WE GOTTA LET EM VOTE ANYWAYS

WHY SHOULDN'T THESE JAILED YOUNG MEN BE ABLE TO VOTE

Boine is a cancer

Did he wake up with cancer and couldn't see the doctor?

Voter ID laws prevent illegals and criminals from voting goy, that's voter suppression

Why is bernie here and not on a one way flight to tel aviv?

"If you jail criminals, you lose!" - Boinie Sandblatbergstein

No nigger must ever serve time in jail!

This. What the fuck, I had time to finish work, go grocery shopping, and they're still not done?

Name the jew in spergchat = b&

Jeff Jim Crow Sessions is getting confirmed you fossilized commie. And nobody gives a fuck about fags or illegal aliens either.

/r/ webm of the canca moment

I'm pretty sure most people are in favor of deportation since you know, Trump won and all.

He's literally just going down a bulleted list of things that bernie babies care about, there is nothing connecting his points

Can't wait for Trump to issue the order and repeal it.

(((HUMANE IMMIGRATION POLICIES)))

=1% OF THE BULLS ARE FUCKING 99% OF THE WOMEN, WE NEED MORE BULLS TO STOP THE 1%==

So if Sessions is confirmed, what happens to Loretta Lynch? Will she be fired? Out of a cannon? Into a mountain?

Since no one that knows how to use Photoshop would step up to the plate you all have to look at this garbage.

He's not renewing anyone's DACA papers, so when they expire they "become" illegal and get deported.

How stupid does he think people are? Everyone knows this entire election was the American people saying they wanted the exact opposite.

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Trump works late, he swore Mattis in on inauguration night then went to the inaugural balls.

I don't see why any Republicans would vote against Sessions and they have the majority here. He's got a sterling reputation even with the Dems.

colored fountains, that's what these fools want all over again fool. They want them, not the whites

Lynch is already gone dummy. An Obama era hold-over was acting AG but Trump fired her. The new acting AG is Trump's pick.

Is this guy living in the 40s? Does he think Sessions is LITERALLY a KKK member that wants segregation and jim crow???

Also "muh autistic son", implying we don't already have the allegiance of autists.

She's already gone lad, replaced temporarily until Sessions gets in, and then the Jew who replaced her was fired by Trump and replaced.

I do.

brilliant, non-acting causes them to self-deport or deported when found. that wraps that up

To be fair, our schools were a lot better during those times. Less niggers and communists.

Does a green tie mean he's into giving or receiving anonymous anal?

Praise Kek! Having to listen to her dodging every question in the hearings made my blood boil.

Just got here, Did I miss anything important? When does voting start?

I sure am tired of hearing about oppressed niggers.

Have this

Voting in five minutes

It means he's into auto felching.

IF YOU'RE A BLACK YOU SIT IN THE BACK

Also he said "colored" by accident lmao

this guy isn't sure if he's allowed to say black or colored

Well of course, but he's reading letters from people crying about colored drinking fountains and having their own buses like it's at all relevant

5mins confirmed
Sam Hyde in 30!

Those old days sound pretty good to me.

The guy earlier today was calling them negros.

Does this fag realize how peaceful segregation made his city? Or does he prefer today's situation of feral rape apes roaming around raping and killing Whites?

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Jesus, will that faggot stop with his blog post…

Well, going by his story I get the feeling he wanted to toss his sister to the apes.

BIBLE NEVER SAYS WE SHOULD BE SUBSERVIENT TO NIGGERS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He like most liberals lives in a segregated community.

Careful user, somone might try to start up yet another religious d&c.

Akshully esoteric Odinism explicitly preaches universal omnicide, Christcux BFOT

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It's not the Attorney General's job to stand up to the President.

well its been over 5 minutes
has voting begun?

Eric Holder and Lynch did a great job standing up to Obama's NSA expansion and drone programs…oh wait

Is tim kaine a Rakshasa?

Kike taking his time.

"Mr. Sessions will you be a democrat"
"No"
"THIS MAN IS OUTRAGEOUS"

What is this faggots name?

It is when he's LITERALLY FASCIST HITLER.

fuck you larppagan

Are they going to vote to end the debate, or what?

Holy fuck when are they gonna vote? It's like an all day aclu meeting.

fuck you christcuck and your kike on a stick demon god

Are you fucking retarded?

careful kid, don't cut yourself on those edges

That is inspector general. Attorney General is the judicial prosecution arm of the Executive Branch of government.

Zoroastrians BTFO

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Split personality time!

You forgot to switch proxies, chaim.

KIKE GOING OVER TIME

That's like the portrait commissioned for Churchill's 80th birthday.

oh christ it's Grassley, I'm going to kill myself now

When larpagans set out to do all that real pagans did they forget the last and most important thing they did was convert to Christianity.

he's happy he's been in the Senate since 1980.

Jeff Sessions will authorize the formation of a Special Unit of the Capitol Police.

Both of you shut fuck up I'm trying to think.

Holy fucking shit, the only one telling the truth.

topkek lad.

I would hate to have these faggots' job. I would kill myself if I had to listen to these windbags every damn day.

Iowa out of nowhere to lay the smackdown.

Only because no one will run against him in his party.
t. Iowan

Agreed, good luck to those going into politics but it's not my thing

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:>>9207624

Start voting already

Voting will probably start once Grassley is done.

How is Iowa so based when it comes to representatives? Between this guy and Steve King I wonder what went right there.

Kill yourself d/c shill

WHY DO THEY CONTINUE TO SPEAK

We've had our share of tards, we look good there but we're being pozzed hard.

CONFIRM SESSIONS

butthurt christcuck..

SYKE

Open poll:

Is it syke, or psyche?

I've always seen it as psyche.

All this shit just shows we need to fix just about everything with our fucking government. Term limits would help out a lot keeping the worst from having a seat endlessly.

go suck vargs cock you larppagan shill

Two different words lad.

Vote now please.

I had to look it up and went with the first thing I saw.

Psyche.

id already did it

done

Yes, psyche is also pronounced "syke" when used in that contemptuous teen brat "NOT" way.

Thanks for all the (You)s (((2a768c))).

Done.

I use psyche, like you mentally screwed with them by taking it back. Syke isn't a word afaik.

This is what I've always thought was the implication. You played a mindgame on them. It's the sk8rboi version of "You've just been fucked by Psyops".

Syke to psyche is like click to clique.

lel see ya buddy

McConnel is such a faggot.

My thoughts exactly

Fucking California slang I live here and talk like this

psyche

SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN CONFIRMED

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It's always been "psych", as in a psych-out.
Written as "syke" or "sike" by retards who don't know what it means and always just heard it used.

HAS THE VOTING STILL NOT BEGAN?

Has to start after McCuckel right?

Sessions first day is National Pizza Day. Cohencidence?

Every single windbag in the Senate has to tell their whole life's story

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At this point I'm just trying to stay awake until they actually shut the fuck up and do their jobs by casting some votes.

He's the ranking Senate Republican so probably.

1-0
Y-N

They have to vote to end the debate first.

check'd

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Just wait until they put illegals through the shredder

kek, think they'll try to fillibuster their last words?

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HERE WE GO

ALL TIME HAS EXPIRED

VOTING TIME

Please no

Checked

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are we still on Namek?

KEK CONFIRMS. GIVE SESSIONS YOUR ENERGY!

MISTER
MISTER
MISTER
MISTER
MISTER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AW SHIT TIME TO PRAISE KEK AND HOPE HE ANSWERS OUR PRAYERS

JEFF "SHREDDER" SESSIONS

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I thought it'd never end.

SESSIONS WILL PURGE COMMIES AND KIKES
PRAISE KEK

Time for Jeff "separate but equal, the sequel" Sessions

Jeff Nigger Hatin' Sessions
Jeff Jim Crow Sessions
Jeff Voter Suppression Sessions

mister alium

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VOTE ALREADY YA FUCKS

ahahaha that burp into the mic

LET'S GO SESSIONS YOU GOT THIS

Thank fucking God, dude. I was about to have a fucking aneurysm

I now understand why Senators don't show up half the time.

Announcer lady has cute voice.

Is there any real chance of him not getting confirmed?

ENERGY

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why do all these young qts work with these old farts

No, he's in.

Power, duh.

Dubs aren't flowing, kind of worrying

LET'S DO THIS!

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SIMPLE MAJORITY HERE WE GO

OPEN THE TAPS

Been waiting all day, let's do this

Kek has blessed us.

czech'd

CHECKED
SHADILAY

Let's get this shoah on the road!

INCREASING

Czech'd

SESSIONS CONFIRMED SOON

WE WILL WIN

REMOVE NOGS

SESSIONS WILL BE CONFIRMED

SESSIONS WILL BEGIN DEPORTATIONS IMMEDIATELY

is the timer how long they have to vote?

Wait what.

CHECKED

KEK WILLS IT

MAGA MEGA CHECKED

Beaners fleeing in terror confirmed.

LET'S DO THIS

HANG THE PEDOS

RWDS WILL EXECUTE SANDERS IN THE SENATE CHAMBER AS SOON AS THE VOTE ENDS

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BLESS US

WE FINALLY AT VOTING TIME?
GOD DAMN IT TOOK FOREVER

NATIONAL PIZZA DAY WHEN?

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Harmonic resonance achieved.

DUBS FOR THE DUB GOD

WHERES THE ARRESTS?!!!??!?!?!?

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VOTING BEGINS LETS GO

22 VOTES IN AFFIRMATION

Checked but is that enough don't we need 51?

DUBS CHECKEM

MY HEART IS FUCKING POUNDING PLEASE KEK

My post was just bitching about these fucking kike senators and the tools of kikes as senators, it didn't deserve dubs. I shall take them anyways as a sign that Kek hates kikes in power too

fuck

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Theyd better get packin before Sessions laces up his giant boot.

24 AFFIRM

19 AGAINST

How many do we need?

24-22

KILL THESE JEWS

Are all 100 of them even there?

25-22

This does not seem like the most efficient system

51

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Duh, it's democracy

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NEED
MORE
DUBS

The fact that they are finally voting is more efficient than all the kikes reading kangz daughter's letter.
Fucking kikes and leftists.

Jeff Gas is in Sessions

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You ever been to the DMV bro? Shit's well oiled and stream lined to the max.

kek

So many traitors in senate.

SO WHAT ARE THE ODDS ONCE HE'S IN WE GET SOME MIDNIGHT RIGHT WING MARSHALL SQUADS DELIVERING SOME WARRANTS?

LET'S FUCKING GO 32 TO 30

PRAISE KEK
RIGHT-WING DEPORTATION SQUADS ACTIVATED

Odds are breddy gud.

Hey a cunt finally voted yes!

That's my guess. I would not be surprised at all if the pedo warrants are ready and waiting.

We need more memes

100% GAS THE KIKES

THE PURGES BEGIN

NOW

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT OF LONG KNIVES

AYE

Me and my new based coworker were talking about whether they'll hang them all or shoot them all. Life is good anons. I never thought we'd get here, but here we are.

37-30, looking good so far.

IS IT HAPPENING

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user, you making me blush.

BLOOD

WILL

BE

SHED

TAKE MY ENERGY SESSIONS

THE FIRE RISES

Isn't it 50 and then Pence breaks the tie again?

CHECKED

PUBLICLY FUCKING HANGED

Does this mean those pizza pedo fucks will be publicly executed for their crimes against humanity?

JUST GOT HERE, HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING GOOD? iS HE SWORN IN YET?

HAND THEM
OR
SHOOT THEM
Why not both?

SOO CLOOSEEEEE

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They're voting right now:
https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TTvV5PFT4U

Privately thrown out of Trumps private helicopter.

HHHHHHHRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can't fucking wait!

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hang them
AND THEN SHOOT THEM

OO FUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S TOO CLOSE 4 ME

Attorney General Jeff Sessions

Comfy self check, there's no way they'll fuck him. vengeance would be swift and destructive

The fire rises, maybe we could burn them?

checked

But why would you shoot a man before throwing him onto a gallows?

SOON

7 more, you can do it !

Good taste

6 more Y votes and it goes to Pence!

LET'S GO LET'S GO 51!
WE KILL PEDOS JUST FOR FUN!
SESSIONS COMING INTO POWER!
PEDOS IN THEIR FINAL HOUR!

No, that tie break vote was due to some Republican defectors who didn't want DeVoss as Education Secretary. The cucks are supposed to all be in line for this vote. Allegedly.

FIRE UP THE PIZZA OVENS. LET'S BAKE SOME PEDOS!

AYE AYE

Nothing wrong with making sure that the person you want dead is dead.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck this is close.

That doesn't look too bad tbh.

THEN BURN THEIR CORPSES

CURSE THEIR CHILDREN

RAISE YOUR ARMS LEND THEM ENERGY

4 MORE!

America getting greater in 5. . . 4. . . 3. . .

every time a jew name comes up, they always vote NO …gee what a cohencidence

HOLD ME Holla Forums THIS IS TOO CLOSE
OR MAYBE IM RETARDED AND IT'S IN THE BAG I DONT KNOW

ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS

Im literally raising my arms right now

Get back in there, miguel.

AYE

49-46

THIS IS TOO FUCKING CLOSE AAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE WILL WIN

its in the bag user worst case scenario they get pence to do another tiebreaker

SESSIONS SESSIONS HE'S OUR MAN
EPSTEIN WILL BE ON THE STAND!

SESSIONS GRINDS THEM INTO DUST
PEDO MANSIONS LEFT TO RUST!

49-46
WE ARE ALMOST THERE

1 more, come the fuck on

THIS IS IT BOYS

WE GOT THIS

50-46

:)
MAGA

\o/

I don't have any image, but this has reminded me of a youth group I was a member of as a teen. We once had a Swiss Roll-eating contest, except none of the contestants had been informed that all the sugar cream had been replaced with ranch salad dressing.

Of coursh.

50-46
50-46!!!!!

IT'S OGRE DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY DO!

WITNESSED
WITNESSED
WITNESSED
WITNESSED
WITNESSED

does 50 mean it's over?

Come on you sunnavabitch!

DO IT

ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS

SAY IT WITH ME!

Do we need Pence and his supervote?

BLESSED BE

CONFIRMED

CONFIRMED

51-46
IT FUCKING HAPPENED. THE FIRE RISES

51-46

WE DID IT,

(checked)
ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS

51

PACK IT UP, BOYS, WE'RE DONE HERE

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HE DONE IT
SESSIONS IS NOW IN SESSION

CHECKED LIKE THE FIST OF THE FUCKING NORTHSTAR

(Checked)

ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS

HE'S IN

REV UP THE SALT MINES BOYS

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Pizza parties on death watch.

GAS IS IN SESSION

WINNING
I
N
N
I
N
G

GET THE PITCHFORKS BOYS AND LIGHT THE FUCKIN OVENS!!!!!

IT'S OGRE! SESSIONS PEDO PURGE NOW

STICK A FORK IN THIS ONE BOYS

AYO HOL UP
WHAT ID NOS GET TO 50?

ITS TIME LADS

ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS

what if no*

CHECKED

51

SO WHAT ARE THE KIKES THINKING NOW Holla Forums?

IS HE IN??

They can't

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOING TO WIN!

HERE WE GO MEN!
SESSION'S RWDS NOW

There's only 100 senators, chief

HOLY SHIT

what'd I miss boys

Kek akbar!

Repeat after me. . .

PRISON TIME

TIME TO DANCE?

PEDOS BOUT TO BURN

It's annuda shoah goy. I'm getting flashbacks on the ovens.

HILLARY CLINTON SPOTTED FLEEING TO QATAR

cnn.com/02-08-2017/hillary-clintons-post-election-charity-trips

OY VEY, I'D BETTA GET ON DA NEXT FLOIGHT TO ISRAEL

SESSIONS IS NOW IN SESSION
THE PIZZA PARLOR IS CLOSED

CHECKED
They're too busy running and hiding to be thinking anything.

52, margin growing

Hillary will now go to prison.

52-47
IT NEVER ENDS

HAHAHAHAHAHA PEDOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SESSIONS CONFIRMED

I'm glad I didn't miss this with you guys, but, I'm fucking pissed we have jews and dual citizen US/Israeli citizens in our Congress.

Confirmed? Ahaha! Looks like the Democrats can't do anything no matter how hard they try!

CHECKED!!!!!

WHERES THE ARRESTS YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE ARRESTS EGGMAN!?

Running up the score in garbage time. Savage!

HITLER DUBS CONFIRM
ANOTHER CAMPAIGN PROMISE KEPT

Patience my friend, it has only just begun.

KEK CONFIRMS

Confirmed. Hillary, Bill and Chelsea in jail soon.

Link is dead.

HOYL FUCK THE SWEARING IN IS COMING RIGHT AFTER?

SWEARING IN BY PRESIDENT TRUMP SOON
I'M SO READY FOR IT

Ooooo yeah
Let the games begin you leftist sons a bitches.
Sessions'll reveal the Department of JUSTice as what it really is.

Some dawdling nigger holding up the last vote.

"ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS, LYNCHER OF UNDESIRABLES"

SWEARING IN IN ANY SECOND

THE YEAR OF THE FIRE COCK IS BURNING BRIGHT LADS

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that was a bit too close for comfort honestly. still way too many cuckservatives in Congress.

I would bet cash it's a jew.

=HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA=

WAIT HE'S BEING SWORN IN TONIGHT I THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED TOMORROW, DID TRUMP MOVE IT UP TO GET THE DROP ON THE PEDOS!?

:^)

I BET THE ATTORNEYS IN THE DOJ ALREADY HAVE THE WARRANTS SITTING ON HIS GODDAMN DESK

THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS

IT IS DONE

=MEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

What are the chances kikes like Franken and Schumer are going to do a sit-in.

SESSIONS CONFIRMED

CONFIRMED

CONFRIMED
GET THE GAS, LADS

PRESENT!

kek

Kek "Present."

Apparently too spineless to vote either way, voted as present.

REVVV UP THOSE FRIERS!!

Lmao

TONIGHT THE NIGHT OF LONG KNIVES BEGINS

WHO DIDNT VOTE

??

I don't think I heard Franken-kike's vote so it was probably him

'RWDS ACTIVATED
HAPPENING!
'RWDS ACTIVATED
HAPPENING!
'RWDS ACTIVATED
HAPPENING!

The saline is beginning to flow.

You don't think he voted nay?

The Final vote doesn't matter because the Yay were over 50 meaning he already won.

GAS INBOUND

Patriots win the superbowl. Sessions sworn in. All in dindu history month.

Holy shit wtf is this

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

This is one of the moments I've been wanting for some time.
EO's are great, but we need departments like DOJ fully armed and operational.

Jeff "Giving Faggots Depression" Sessions

Post a stream for the swearing in!!

GAS THE PIZZA KIKES

They announced all the votes and I don't remember hearing his name

Please Jesus this is all I ask

Beautiful salt, sustain my life.

POST HOW SMUG YOU FUCKING ARE

Even if he didn't, he's still a jew.

PEDOS WILL BE PUT TO DEATH

Again, isn't he being sworn in immediately? Like, they're not waiting till tomorrow like they were set to? Is Trump gonna trap the pedos by moving up the timeframe from what he projected?

Check Check

Me from 4 years ago would never believe how much things have gotten better. Holy shit I'm beside myself.

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CONFIRMED

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bigger question…why is there so many jews in the senate? hmm….?

There's no limits to my smug.

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We ain't got time to wait, people need be gassed now

Being swifter than your opponents is just good tactics.
HE'S GOING TO FUCK THEM UP HARD AND FAST.

This is what Democracy looks like!
It's the DNC, of course it's corrupt and manipulated.

MY SODIUM LEVELS ARE TOO HIGH FROM THE SUPERBOWL WIN
I MIGHT GET HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE FROM THIS

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If he insists

Chant it with me folks.

Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up

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It hasn't been one month yet.
You have to be ready for 8+ more years of salt.

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PUBLICLY FUCKING HANGED

=CONFIRMED. PEDOS WILL BURN.=

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THE SHOAH IS ON MY FRIENDS

LOCK HER UP

HILLARY FOR PRISON 2017

I'm going to cry. God willing, this country will be unrecognizable by 2024.

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ARE THEY VOTING ON ANOTHER NOMINEE NOW?

So, whens the swearing in?

How about
LOCK THEM UP
LOCK UP ALL THE SICK PEDO FUCKS
SWIFT TRIALS
DEATH PENALTY
but yeah
LOCK HER UP

I'VE NEVER BEEN SMUGGER

Liberals are all fucking idiots. If they would have confirmed Sessions a long time ago instead of stonewalling him, he would have had to relinquish his Senator's seat and he wouldn't have been able to vote for Betsy DeVos. Her razor-thin margin of victory was achieved with Pence's 50-50 tiebreaker vote, but if Sessions was already AG (like he is tonight) then that never would have happened.

I mean, it's great that Trump got both of his picks through like everyone with half a brain cell knew was going to happen. I just though shitlibs would have had an ounce of foresight to strategize on how to block Trump's picks instead of thinking getting kicked out of the chamber like Fauxcahontas did will accomplish anything.

I love you all, Rope Night TONIGHT!!!

WRONG
It's going to look like the 1950's yet, but McCarthy would be proven right instead of demonized

The salt extends life. The salt expands consciousness. The salt is vital the meme magic.

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I don't have any pic that accurately portrays my smug right now. I don't think such a pic even exists

What is Jeff Sessions going to do that's so worthy of celebration? Legitimately curious.

POST ALL YOUR SMUG

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He who controls the salt, controls the universe.

HE'S GONNA HANG THEM ALL MOTHERFUCKER.

GALLOWS ON THE CAPITOL BUILDING PORTICO

CAPITAL POLICE GESTAPO

JACKBOOTS MARCHING DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE

ALL THIS AND MORE IN

NAZI AMERICA

THE SALT MUST FLOW

Good. I need salt for the steak fries I'm making.

Have full version.

Will it be streamed?

And damn it feels good

The attorney general is a pretty important position user. Niggers are going to be tried for their crimes now unlike under Obama

please stop i cant take this much winning

Obligatory celebration music.

heil=

The nation is built for our women and children, to protect them from degenerates and corrupt, to protect from natural forces which grant them no reprieve and from greedy kikes which have no appreciation of their beauty nor any care for them and their dignity.

And these braindead tards surely cheered on ex-King Nigger as he propped up two separate radical niggers as AG's.

Jeff Sessions is a protectionist southerner who is anti-free-trade, anti-immigrant, and generally anti everything the left stands for save for being a racecuck.

He's going to enforce the law.

He's going to enforce the law, something that hasn't been done in this country for a long time now

It'll be a national holiday.

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Self check, post more smug

If he doesn’t RICO the entire pedo establishment (and RICO the entire financial sector), what good is that?

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Oh but that's the thing, he's very likely to do exactly that

Nigger he literally was just confirmed, give him some time.

A GREAT DAY FOR SALT MINERS

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The revolution will be livestreamed

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Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

HE'S GOING TO KILL THE COMMIES

The right thing for once.

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muh weed

Yes, btich. That's exactly whats going to happen now.

One and the same.

HANG THEM ALL
HANG THEM HIGH
LEAVE THEM UP
OUT TO DRY

It looks like some libshit didn't even understand the implications in her shitty children's book

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They don't. They see the "haves" and "have-nots." Anything else flies miles above and beyond their heads

According to what metric?

It can take him four or eight years to do it for all I care, as long as it’s done.

To be fair, I doubt the author had such ideas in their head either. It's a shitty series.

Lets MAGA

Report this piece of shit to Child Protective Services.

What a time to be alive

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Do you think the left is tired of winning yet?

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I'm pretty sure Hunger Games is actually about fighting the patriarchy you shitlord!
seriously what the fuck is it even about?

Hey hey guys who am I

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It's about making a bunch of hollyjews rich.

Pls no Arkansas just legalized medical, I swear it's just the northwest that needs the gas

You mean whining right?

Kek

that first one seems pretty based

Surprising absolutely no one.

kek - guess I shouldn't have been shit talking. It was Sessions who voted present. Makes sense.

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It's just beginning, Chiquandra.

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Sessions confirmed just in time for National Pizza Day tomorrow.

Yes, it's a real thing. http:// time.com/4204805/celebrate-national-pizza-day/

Kek has given us a sign, pedos will fry.

Wouldn't be a dance thread without the Shillary Shuffle

YES YES YES

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haves fighting the oppressive have-nots, with a lot of girrrrrrrrrrl power! thrown in

Why is that slice flying of the pie by itself?

Sometimes I wonder if the memes have gone to far, but then I remember that they have not gone far enough

They're still stalling. Sessions can't be sworn in until they finish.

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it's the answer

That Globe headline is about to come true.

Spirit cooking.

Twitter is being flooded with Gorsuch negativity to try and demoralize after the crushing Sessions victory.

shouldn't that be the other way around?

Ripping off Japanese books/movies

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ANONS BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NERVOUS FAT MEN IN SUITS BOARDING FLIGHTS TO COUNTRIES WITHOUT U.S. EXTRADITION TREATIES

He's speaking now

Yeah, sorry. I'm shitposting elsewhere and I lost focus.

Battle Royale did it far better.
I have a DVD of it I watch with wife

A GREAT DAY FOR THE DARK ARMY

Yeah, I noticed that's the top story on jewgle's newsfeed. He's supposedly in conflict with Trump. These kikes are relentless.

First they get castrated. Then publicly fucking hanged

Thanks Satan

Are we the dark army now?

I can live with that.

Man I hope they don't go soft of them. They have to be made a fucking example of.

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I wasn't sure about kek before but I am now a believer. Every time something good happens dubs and trips are flying left and right in each thread.

Has he been confrimed, i just tuned in

Yes.

Yes, and the salt has been endless from this and everything else

BEADY EYED PLOTTERS

Did he just name the jew?

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It is so fucking delicious

AG CONFIRMED FOR ENFORCING THE LAW

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Beady eyed plotters

fuck off

You know he did

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GLORIOUS TIME CONFIRMED

Adeptus Arbites now ready to go!

Also checked.

PEDOS WILL BE ARRESTED ON PIZZA DAY

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Shoo shoo, anti-anime Jew.

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""SO U BE SAYIN""

And they will be tortured until they out their buddies that scurried away.

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check'd back at ya

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PizzaGate and AnimeGate pedorings will finally be busted!

(check'd)

DANCE TIEM NAO

Make Pizza Great Again

HOL HOL UP

DUBS CONFIRM

Pissful protestors getting BTFO soon.

HuffPo is so assblasted they have a story about Ivanka's signature clothing being thrown out, and Sessions' confirmation is a blurb.

You stepped in it now

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this is gonna be fun

Keep posting. This is too precious.

WAT YO SAYIN IS

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it's funny because those bubbles describe their character pretty well.

Shit I missed the hearing 'cause I was working! Were there any awesome things that happened today?

These people are legit mentally retarded aren't they

THE SHILLS ARRIVE FOR THE LAST TIME, TRYING TO CONSENSUS CRACK AGAINST ANIME OF ALL THINGS.

ON An INDOCHINESE RUG WEAVING SMOKE SIGNAL BOARD

THE PEDOS KNOW THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

LET'S

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He is the stereotype of a southern gentleman.

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Listening to Sessions is like comfy listening to grandpa. A grandpa who will bring JUSTICE!

WE WUZ
HOL UP

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Synchronicity reigns.

Dubs confirmed. Pedos will go into the ovens as planned.

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A lot of jews kvetching.

(Checked)
Indeed

I am so fucking smug right now.
We go from Loretta Lynch to literal Moonman.

oh fug

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