Drumpf BTFO Over Bathrobe
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Welp, that's that. The Drumpf presidency is finished. These clearly recent photos of Drumpf in his bathrobe on what is most likely a White House bed PROVE that all stories the NYT has ever published against him are complete, true, and correct. Take that, alt-right.
wtf I should have voted for Hillary
Why are they freaking out about this?
oh right. To stir up agenda-pushing controversy.
I wonder if the arrests commence tomorrow?
Is it too late to vote for Hillary? How can Trump recover from the discovery that he's a normal human-being, who likes to relax after busting his ass over fixing this shithole country?
this :^)
also…
this
wtf is the big deal? i'd be wandering around that place drunk as fuck just like all the presidents probably did, and at any rate SlickWilly was getting his peen sucked in the Oval Office, so what's the big deal?
In cases like this I think the Constitution allows Congress to forego impeachment proceedings and execute him on sight. I'm sure Ruth Bader Ginsberg will ratify this later if need be.
Since the Republican candidate won the actual election, the law requires that ¡Jeb! be inaugurated in an emergency ceremony in the Rose Garden at 0100 hours.
S L O W A N D S T E A D Y
I'm wearing a bathrobe every time I post here.
There goes my shitposting career
Oh no! Not the bathrobe! How dare he get comfortable in his own house!
These are the priorities of our enemies.
Point and laugh.
Nuke the BBC.
This is how you use a bathrobe:
Shower
Get out of shower and dry off hair/face and upper body and some of the torso.
Grab your comfy ass robe and put it on, naked.
Go about your business until you're dry and then hang the robe back up
Get dressed.
HA!
You're ruined.
If I was supposed to feel anything other than contempt for the media and love for Trump they failed spectacularly.
Robe-Gate!
Robrexit!
Some third thing!
For me it's more like:
Shower
Dry off
Wear bathrobe, naked
Shitpost
Pee in bottle
Shitpost
Eat
Switch robe for pajamas
Sleep
Repeat
oh the humanity
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it's too late you already chose to go for the bathrobe candidate
Holy trips! Bathrobe candidate!
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This has never been more relevant
Guac surge incoming
Ahhhhhhh yes
I'm perfectly okay with this.
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You think this man has time to get dressed? Low energy faggots.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS
VOTE FOR THE DAMN FYMYNYST, CJ
Go back to sucking your own cock.
Having serious voter regret right now.
It's shit like this that's only going to accelerate the redaction of libel laws.
MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD IS ALSO THE COMFIEST MAN IN THE WORLD
MORE AT 11
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Kek blessing this thread.
What does Kek meme by this?
one sexy man
Sauce on that last pic? Sage for off topic.
Why did you post that image?
Why wouldn't I? All of my posts are accompanied by Maddow.
Or did you miss the insert in the OP and assume I was just another user?
That is one ugly little boy
BECAUSE IT'S LEARNINGCHODE, YOU DIPSHIT. GLOBAL REPORT IT.
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His filename's are different. And they're from 4chan?
Wasn't LBJ known for walking around the white house stark naked?
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No user, it isn't.
Kike mod spotted.
wew. you are not even from the chans.
thanks for proving it.
what the FUCK i really hate trump now
He's clearly new to imageboards, likely coming here as a Redfugee. Go easy on him. At least he's trying to learn.
Go back to cuckchan.
So which is it, stormderp? Am I become Rach, destroyer of imageboards? Or am I merely some dumb newfriend?
And you, faggot, can't even be arsed to replicate said style.
You forgot an important part to the file name, again. I'd tell you, but then again I'll tell you instead to LURK MORE.
I've saved a lot of images with Unix timestamps as filenames tbh fam, plus others with descriptive titles. But yeah, easily 90%+ of my collection follows the same naming format.
Sage for circlejerk.
why the fuck would i pay attention to this autist? anything close to its normal images gets insta hidden
r>>9201072
Oy-fucking-vey
LURK MOAR
Three? Which ones?
Because the real maddowposters's file names have a specific Unicode underscore in the file name that doesn't appear different when using the default CS theme.
You can't fucking miss it.
So it's a good way to weed out posers like OP who are newfags trying to be le cool oldfag.
I forget what their exact allegations are, but I think it's "responsible for the death of 4chon, fucking up Wizardchan," and something about Krautchan. There's usually a butthurt manpig that comes storming (pun intended) into any thread I post in and spews that copypasta endlessly.
The claims are false, of course. I would never, ever seek to harm the quality or destabilize the community of any website I visit.
Chode
Chode
Chode
The turtle prophet strikes again.
He knew it all. The chaos candidate, the bath robe, everything.
Truly you are the Greatest Ally, Rach.
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So you're going to let a single sticky thread overwrite chan tradition of saying "lurk moar"
Also, were're not talking about typing everything like that. We're talking about one word.
I did miss the thread though, so the argument could have been compelling enough.
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You can still tell people to murk loar, faget. Don't you try to tone police me you fucking streetshitter.
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It was a thread deciding on certain changes to vernacular and posting style in order to identify newfags.
That was a rather long while ago, years even.
have a (you)
by the way there's too many cuckchanners and plebbittor on full/pol/
VISIT THE REDPILL THREAD DAMMIT
…..and the irony is when that picture was taken he just made his first $1,000,000,000.00 GENIUS
Low energy shill or bait. It doesn't matter
LOW ENERGY POSTS OFFEND KEK
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Wait are you telling me 4chan filenames have actually been some kind of timestamp this whole time?
sage
How did it feel when you realized that the very same people who successfully subverted the entire world are complete retards Holla Forums?
2/8/17 GUAC SURGE
Ironic shit threads are still shit threads
pics or it didn't happen. You know the rules.
why do you think we have snek in the css?
the better to trigger cancer with my dear
The media haven't even got the slightest clue they're being played.
I'm wearing a bathrobe and drunk in my house right now. What the fuck? When do we kill the journalists?
Global report the thread. it’s learningchode.
Global reports are for illegal content, you piece of shit sperg.
Take this down now. It's making me question my sexuality…
The fuck, CNN?! Stop hiring so many refugees, Jesus! WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE!
Hah! I am wearing a bathrobe right now. Suck it liberals! Comfy master race!
I bet he wars adidas tracksuit though.
I'll explain the leaks :^) The place is filled with cameras and other recording equipment. The equipment is controlled by the CIA, who doesn't want an executive which actually bosses them around. In short, there already has been a coup in this nation, and that was when the CIA killed JFK. There is, no more, anything like elections one may traditionally imagine.
The great God KEK has spoken, he who is robed shall be our emperor
praise the white world
Bathrobe confirmed official uniform of Right Wing Safety Squads
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OMG I'm wearing a robe right now. Where do I turn myself in?
"So what asshole… you got a problem with it?"
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Those fucking ducks
BATHROBE OF BANTZ
You mean imageboards?
You mean image macro? You must mean that because Maddow is not a meme.
Your new is showing in more ways than one.
He could walk around the whitehouse naked for all I care, and long as the winning continues.
Wow, he wears the complimentary bathrobes he gets from hotels!
Is this real? Is this all they have??
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Ohhhhhh shit!!!!#!!##!
I HATE TRUMP NOW!
Wtf how COULD HE DO THIS TO MEE?
I was lied to tgis whole time!
Now I am democrat
well it is
HIS HOUSE
BANTZROBE
what the fuck is that mp4 for? giving people migraines?
How absolutely terrible and completely newsworthy.
wtf I'm a hillmissle now
It's like a man can't even walk around his own house in a lounge robe anymore without someone calling the inquisition.
topkek
Ftr, there is the state funded BBC, and the corperate entity. The corperate entity has no requirements to be unbiased or pro British.
"He owned a bathrobe years before"
"He once was in an advertisement, wearing a bathrobe"
"That means he has one now, and regularly uses it"
So fucking what?
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don't stop belîeve it,kike
Because it distracts from the masons buggering little boys in pizza parlours.
Don't even entertain an argument about this triviality. What are they gonna do, impeach him for lying about a bathrobe? They are turning themselves into laughingstocks. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Confirmed for comfiest timeline.
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jokes on you, I can't hear anything over 10khz.
Jesus christ they are retarded, it even looks like a hotel bathrobe. Do people actually fall for this shit?
No, no, no, you got it all wrong. You put the bathrobe *inside* the shower after you cut the water, you don't get cold like that.
autism
btw. my bathrobe has kittens on it
How would it even be a problem if he did wear a bathrobe?
TELL ME ABOUT TRUMP, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BATHROBE?
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wtf i hate trump now
T A X P A Y E R F U N D E D
WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE AM I IN RIGHT NOW WHERE REVERED MEDIA INSTITUTIONS ARE POSTING 30 YEAR OLD PICTURES OF DONALD TRUMP OUT OF PURE AND DESPERATE SPITE
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I AM SO NOT TIRED OF WINNING!!!!
STAY COMF, DRUMPF
yeah totally not D&C.
She's a bellisimo mama!
What? That shit was glorious, kikes were losing their shit all over the place and we even got a genuine "shut it down"
Is it a meme that Americans have perfect teeth or what? Non-perfect teeth are norm and accepted here, even with good toothcare, but seems like every burger I meet they have amazing teeth, white and straight.
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Or maybe he's wondering why someone would put a bathrobe on before getting turning off the shower.
Bathrobe, lava lamp, and very dim lighting in the background is supremely /comfy/.
You put on a robe while you're still wet? Nigger are you serious?
That's one beautiful National Socialist
sage
Towel-fabric bathrobe though. I have separate dress bathrobes.
Do you suppose Mossad killed James Gandolfini?
It would mean spicer might have lied when he did the off-hand comment about not even thinking Trump owns a bathrobe.
How far back in Ivana first wife's stolen picture album did they have to go to find this? He looks about 40 here.
Well…At least there won't be any naked visiting diplomats wandering around. Eleanor Roosevelt used to find Winston Churchill in his undies….which is how they got Blair House built.
A man ahead of his time
Wouldn't it be nice to have a human being as President rather than these false robot faggots who always get the US into wars?
Have you actually watched an Obama speech? It sounds like someone plugged him in and sometimes his internal cd player skips and he just repeats himself for like 30 seconds.
TRUMP CLAIMS HE HAS A 12 INCH DICK. CNN CONFIRMS THIS IS A LIE, RUNS IMAGES THAT CONFIRM TRUMP ONLY HAS A 9 INCH DICK
knocked it out of the park again, (((news)))
You had one, and you let him slip through your fingers.
Don't worry, though. He's still here, with a front row seat to all the death and destruction Drumpf is bringing. One day he'll return to the Caucasian House, and thanks to impending advancements to cybernetics, he won't have to leave. #PresidroneOfTheUnitedStates
I don't get it. I already saw this months ago.
Kek is a huge shitposter
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and here i thought the trump having a dinner with his family article was bad.
Robot malfunction: