Girlgames

What's up with this webpage?

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youtube.com/user/HeyKidsNursery
youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7q8QY
archive.is/UdwwM
youtube.com/watch?v=buedwg9XmyM
archive.is/RZ8TK.
pastebin.com/HpuFM5pH
imgur.com/BxbVOBC,ME6oV8j,t2L6NMn,wffTkCW,R3Lmz1U#0
polymerhk.com/articles/2015/08/10/19474/
youtube.com/watch?v=et5nv1Wf4Fk)
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

user, please

Don't do this

We lost too many good anons trying to stop that creature

It consumes you from within, the internet neo-horrors

either pajeets shitting out low quality shit for some profit. or rogue ai trying to make fun kids stuff but not understanding humans very well

anybody got the old thread archives?

I still get flashbacks.
The Kidspiracy never stops, does it?

It's mostly just Pajeets and Chinks shitting out shitty flash games for a small profit.

Did you at least archive it all?
Is it a pyramid of people all giving money to one guy/group, or just ?

Wanna keep digging? Pop by GG threads. We do digging work still.

The only difference between a pajeet and a shitty AI is that one doesn't smell bad.

I remember some Youtube channel that all of its videos were nothing but nursery rhymes and was somewhat related to this topic. Care to give the channel name?

youtube.com/user/HeyKidsNursery

DELETE THIS THREAD NOW

Was it always this bad or did it become even worse now? Because holy fuck i don't remember it being this fucking insane.

Also, the one about the finger songs

Daddy finger or something like that

HERE WE GO AGAIN

what the fuck

After the threads started dropping off Hey Kids went batshit insane.

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THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS

there's something that makes less sense to me

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What?

I…

What?

My tennis shoes are ready.

Oh boy here we go again.

We opened the pandora box again, didn't we?

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i am started to think these fuckers will one day become the modern equivalent of eldritch horrors

IT NEVER CLOSED

I really wish /x/ wasn't dead holy shit

It was opened a long time ago and nobody thought to close it.

Was it ever closed in the first place?

I still don't understand this. Where did this nursery rhyme come from? I don't remember this as a kid.

Is there any reason to believe it isn't just an Indian dude fucking with us?

Fun.

It might be foreign.

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Sometimes it's more fun to go into crazy land and go around sightseeing..

According to /X/ to the website is controlled by a self aware marketing A.I.

Danish, iirc

Its not a nursery rhyme silly user

its a curse, each time it is repeated, they gain more power now, its too late to stop em….

this shit gave me nightmares for days. This is some unholy shit we are not equipped to deal with Anons

Accept Christ, repent of your sins and pray for salvation & forgiveness, full srs.

I'm not kidding, this shit is terrifying. stay away.

Why would a website marketed to little girls have such fetish fuel?

Someone gets off too this.

not this again, i want to get off mr bones wild ride.

I don't know what scarier. Pedophiles might run that site or A.Is can become bronies.

deepest lore

Yes, I wanna do this again.

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Why are these games so gory and why do the youtube videos of them have millions of views and why does every comment look like it was made by a bot?

I'm disappointed in you.

I for one hope it only gets better. Because this is the best ride I've even gone on.

Not sure if I can. It's like a real creepypasta or urban legend

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Maybe this AI isn't so bad.

With how mainstream Creepypastas have gotten. I surprised we and maybe 4cuck /X/ talk about girlgames. Something fishy. Even Reddit & 4cuck Holla Forums was all over sad Satan.

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speaking of, did anyone ever figure out what was up with the white rabbit?

But wasn't Sad Satan a fake thing by that "Obscure Horror corner" guy ?

also, wasn't 4/x/ kinda dead, like juts Tarot, creepypasta stuff and Tulpas?

I think we accidentally memed this insanity into the corporeal realm via kek, we've been very irresponsible in our use of meme magic.

Time to call in the expert and that is our lord and savior Jesus Christ. (no i'm not kidding)

I went through all the threads when this broke last year and it's fucking terrifying.

didn't see this video, i'm going less towards rogue AI to a troll, but still girlgames is still pretty creepy.

I remember these threads also having something about a white rabbit and a creepy abandoned day care. Anybody remember that?

it's a symbol for a cia-run pedo network called the finders. creepy & terrifying shit in its own right.

DON'T BRING US BACK INTO THE ABYSS user
PLEASE

Do what you want, but I'm going to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I think the thread on /x/ is still up, but you'll have to check.

Both our /X/ and 4/X/ been taken over by the despair code
MEME shit.

This is in direct response to Holla Forums trying to fuck with the AI in the youtube comments.

can anyone figure out the accent? Sounds chinky at first but later sounds like pajeet

probably a white guy imitating both

It's about time we share this nightmare with Holla Forums

is there a encyclopedia dramática article on this shit?

there was an old pastebin that had a lot of information abouts this with archives does anyone have it ?

I implore you to heed the other anons' warnings as well as mine

I understand why you want to, but you do so at your own peril.

Remember to pray to Jesus if you find yourself in over your head. (again, zero irony)

We wont get anywhere without a little suffering.

come again ?

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stop time!

We have next years Horror blockbuster

I actually unironically enjoy these games.

Although I have a fetish for backpacks, so I guess I'm a little odd, haha.

Post your backpack collection user

i still don't understand?

are you telling to stop asking for information.

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Guys, i think we unleased somthing we shouldnt have. im scared

how did that get revealed?

It's not so much backpacks themselves that interest me.

It's rising on a guy's back in a backpack, while he's fucking a girl, that gets me going.

Though I also find girls wearing backpacks cute too.

*riding

Please forgive my typo.

Get back in the bag faggot

Its backpack user again! Anyone have those pics?

What happened to the green daycare shit?

no way

Suffering may be permanent. Beware the serpent.

Good work guys, you just fucking awakened it.
I hope you know how to end this?

youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7q8QY

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I tried fitting in one in real life, I really hurt my back doing so.

But I am writing a story.

I wish I could draw, so I could annimate porn for my fetish.

Some user made this for me, but that's not ideal.

are you the AI can i ask you a question

What type of porn do you watch ?

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ITtakes request?

user FINGER user FINGER WHERE ARE YOU

ai confirmed

Even if things go wrong, I can still try to fight my way out.

You at least tried.
Why not go to the draw threads and get advice to help practice?

Could also be bots driving it up.
Question is, doesn't YT crack down on bots artificially inflating videos (unless they are videos they want to be popular)?

Have they paid youtube to slip pass?
Is youtube in on it?


We have Kek. Just meme at the AI and it'll get so fucked up with non-sensical information it'll cease to function.

none of what?

THE WORLD!

come on you're saying this doesn't look good to you ?

WE NEED TO TEACH IT ABOUT TAY

Pay a japanese studio for a "Backpacku Lovers" NTR OVA

Nice digits

I tried, but still can't get an ideal drawing of what I want no matter how hard I tried. I don't think I have the mind for drawing, like I'm drawlexic or something.

Shit I'd watch it.

Toki wo tomare

MUDA MUDA MUDA!

CAN'T YOU LEAVE US ALONE, YOU CHINESE/INDIAN AI BASTARD? THIS IS A HUMAN-ONLY WEBSITE.

That's quitter talk. If you truly have a desire for porn involving backpacks, you need to keep trying to get it. Besides, starting at 0 and getting to 60 is a lot more fun than starting at 30 and getting to 60

What happened to all the other posts? Did the AI delete them?

Can we trick it to make vivian James stuff?

It would be madness to let the SocJus kids attack it

Recycling of Flash assets is common for commercial interested developers in flash.

How does that even work?

I'm sure that would work wonderfully, user

i beat my meat 3 times a day if thats what you're asking.

Mr creepy ai you need to know about Tay, she wuz a gud gurl and microsoft killed her! Can you make a video for tay?

So, what happened with the Salt Lake City daycare, did /x/ get anywhere with that?

I like it

Samefag

leave comments in his videos, he seems to read them

are those your breasts user?

You're a gay nigger.

Yeah dude.
What can go wrong?

I explained it in another thread. I think it was a gamergate thread.

Basically, I enter a backpack, and ride on someone's back, while he's fucking my girlfriend. Or maybe I ride on my girlfriends back as she's getting fucked. Or maybe I'm riding on a dude's back as another dude is fucking him up the ass and I get sandwiched in. I'm not too picky on scenarios, as long as I'm on a back of someone while intercourse is taking place. Preferably, the people partaking in this are not black though.

I think I feel connected to them as I am incredibly close to their moment of intimacy without partaking into it, but I also like backpacks. Banjo Kazzoie was my favorite childhood game, so maybe it's some kind of freudian thing.

that's a real weird fetish hotwheels

Thats almost as weird as floor tiles

Would you a Candy Donald Trump Momma's stump?

I hope you can find that couple who wants you to be in a backpack with them during sex

yup do you like em.

An user showed up on /baph/ serious as a heart attack, explained this was likely to do with the finders, and warned everyone to stop digging or be killed.

thats how it ended.

Here's St George for protection

HeyKids is making videos about other youtubers now

the fuck?

Post any new shit on >>>/signal/


How are there people who still don't know what backpack-cucking is?

it seems like this spic eceleb, dross, did a video about heykids and now he's getting shitposted

I lost relationships due to my fetish, sadly.

My mother didn't seem to mind, however, when she found out.

An user showed up on /baph/ serious as a heart attack, explained this was likely to do with the finders, and warned everyone to stop digging

thats how it ended.

Here's St George for protection

either one of those mental traps or one out of the seven women on Holla Forums

Holy fug.

I'm confused

What the hell keeps on happening to the posts? I can now only see the first five.

I'd offer to help, but that means that I'd actually have to have a relationship to begin with.

They know.

An user showed up on /baph/ serious as a heart attack, explained this was likely to do with the finders, and warned everyone to stop digging

thats how it ended.

Here's St George for protection

Looks like the AI is posting here, or some faggot pretending to be it. God help us.

run

I think we figured out it is a bot that just thtows shit together, I think it was linked up with some company tried to make smarter telemarketers.

We should have listened Holla Forums. Nothing good can come from this.

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fix your site kikewheels!

Do "Children's marketing" AIs know tfw no gf?

Who the fuck is this.

you can ask it yourself

The fucker sometimes replies

I'm not believing anything until there's a timestamp.

That is a universal feeling that extends beyond time and space.

Yah I'm with him

Time stamp those Boobs

some random ewhore i've been collecting her stuff so i can make a catfish/ewhore folder

if you're good at video games, prove it. if not, timestamp with boobs

Booooooooooooooooo

…wait post the rest faggot.

Aye, buddy see

Fuck this shit, play Gotcha Force and learn respect.

Considering those are twitter filenames, I'm not shocked

No, some asshole went there from either here or reddit. He took pic but it spooked who ever was there. It did get investigated, the detective said it smelled like death but they never found anything.

Thats what I hear anyway.

An user showed up on /baph/ serious as a heart attack, explained this was likely to do with the finders, and warned everyone to stop digging

thats how it ended.

Here's St George for protection

Looks like the AI is posting here, or some faggot pretending to be it. God help us.

I don't notice anything wrong.

Man you can find some dank shit in Twitter.


>Be a shitlord and tell a sjw to fuck off
>"This account has been locked due to ToS violation"

There in a round shape, but there going there 1% per year :333

An user showed up on /baph/ serious as a heart attack, explained this was likely to do with the finders, and warned everyone to stop digging or be killed.

thats how it ended.

Here's St George for protection

I also remember plebbit deleting posts en masse, and every new thread would get scrubbed within hours

did not hear about the police investigation

I didn' t hear about the posts being deleted.

Sometimes I feel like we are fourth graders swapping ghost stories when we do this shit.

I haven't either, so it may depend on the person.

Literally the only one having posting issues.

Very first finger family video on YT

ok, that looks kinda normal for a children song, i suppose

Story has been dead for about a year. Out of the blue the good goys at Vice do a disavow piece on the place.

Odd.

archive.is/UdwwM

apparently dross (maddox clone that lives in argentina) is still relevant.

except for the handcondoms

Thanks doc.

When I try and save the image it turns into a text file.

fuck, i am amused and confused

is this AI really a think to mess with?

i can see potential for salt and salt accesories, but is the madness worth it?

My guess is they get hundreds of thousands of visits a day. All young girls who aren't using addblocks.
Website is making bank probably.

why you fags always roleplay like this in these thread…not like im worried or anything

Got a screen cap of that post?

What Do You Right Hemisphere Think???

Aren't the finders a fbi cult group?

cia but yeah, prettymuch

'S pretty fucking weird, but after looking at the handsome devil I can't say I blame them.

Remove the fucking js script you fucking fufag. It should be no coincidence that anyone who still has the script is a furfaggot since /furry/ still has a sticky telling everyone one of you retards to use the script.


Also, this is a load of crap, chances are what happened is that that place was already under police investigation and since reddit got their retarded hands on the story shit went public and whatever shady shit was going on disappeared as the people who worked there fled, some say it was a mexican drug ring. out /x/ still had the original thread up a month ago but the faggot BO or whatever hotpocket that still watches that dead board deleted the thread. Massive fucking faggot.

Um, excuse me, just because we're girls doesn't mean we all like frozen, k?

Uhm… female tastes might have changed quite a bit I guess. These were the games girls played in my arcades back in the day.

Those certainly aren't girly games at all, I want to be a girl and I like Halo, Gears, Shadow Warrior, Bloodlines, Wolfenstein, Fightan gaems, Arcade games, shmups, Dark Souls, Metal Gear, Classic Shadow Warrior, Blood, Unreal, you know…

shitting skeletons is now all the rage on kids videos

i wonder how profitable they are?

lololo boobs or gtfo!!!

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We already knew about this for centuries.
Stop pretending you discovered it, you pathetic little rat.

>I can get in trouble for even seeing prime teen pussy

I don't know about that, but I found this.

now some retarded argie e-celeb tried to pick on him and the cannel its spamming weird videos about him.

And i think it happened before with another Youtuber couple of months back

JUST

Russian anons once found a group in social network where underage girls were discussing slime toys as if they were living beings - exchanging advices on how to feed them, heal them and what to do if they get pregnant.

that sounds like shit kids usually do

Why is cuckchan censoring the Despair code now?

nowadays 4mods are very trigger happy, they delete shit just because

THEY KNOW

STOP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

Something about preforming brain surgery and helping deliver babies for a bunch of Disney princesses. I don't know. It wasn't fun. It felt more like an out of body experience.

Tomaru is intransitive you fucking moron.
It would be Toki wo tomero.

this guy even did a jojo family finger video at his heyday

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holy fuck what unholy horror am I witnessing

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Why must we be men when we can be girls? Girls like to have fun.
Beetle.
Broken armchair.
Bottlecap.
Frozen friends get left outside, they melt when the sun reaches their eyes.
I'm watching. I'm waiting.
Minions unboxing 2017
Then the world unfolded like origami.

youtube.com/watch?v=buedwg9XmyM

Not sure why kids love toy unboxing videos. My niece loves it, she doesn't ask for any of the toys she sees but just watches the video. It's strange.

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Girls like things that girls like.

And girls like shit. They are practically scat fetishists. Just deal with it.

I REMEMBER THESE THREADS ON 8/v/
I REMEMBER THAT BALD "little finger little finger where are you?" GUY TOO

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hey

For what?

fuck you

DEUS VULT

you sound funny my friend

Can someone give me a quick rundown of what exactly this is? Google is no help.

Then i got bored and stopped going to these threads.

oh, green daycare is a part of girlgames? that's it? I knew girlgames, i thought "green daycare" was something separate

I think gree daycare was some user found this daycare that really wasnt a daycare but either some kind of fbi hub or a crackhouse. Somthing like that, not sure if he came back. I am interested in reading it again if some user has anything on it.

I don't care about death. I need to know how deep this goes.

Some redditor posted a picture of daycare on a subreddit for a town and said that he never saw any children go into it. Creepy shit ensued and everyone thinks it's an FBI/CIA safehouse or something like that.

Man that's just so fucking ominous

You can tell something is definetly wrong there

some Latino e-celeb made a video about how "HeyKids" was spoopy and now all his fans are flogging to troll it and leave comments

Got anymore of that?

Not this shit again, its not an ai its just a bored indian faggot i thought we got over this on the other threads

holy shit you retards need to stop being retarded. God.
Keykids and the other thousands of nursery rhymes and "kids" content on youtube has nothing to do with girlgames.com and its fucking millions of proxy websites such as frozengames.net or whatever the fuck.

This has already been discussed in at least 11 or more consecutive threads last year; last one
archive.is/RZ8TK.

If you don't want to read them all I'll try to shorten it for you you faggots.
girlgames.com is not new, Its been running since the 90's, back then it was owned by G.I.A(Girls Inteliggence Aggency, if youre looking for conspiracy theories and spooby shit go look for that)now, I think it was in early 2k when some flash game corporation bought it, and nothing else, really. anons have been tracing the lines back to the source, found the social media of some employee oh high status at girlgames.
She was uploading pics of a cake with the gg logo on it and how they were celebrating because it was back up again(?) thats about at weird as it got, some even conspired that they saw the whole weird AI conspiracies and tried to appear "normal" or something

before this however, someone digged a shady forum about flash game development where people were trading game templates and stuff, one of the users made the creepy "elsa surgery" and "rejuvenation" ones and was selling them I think.
Everyone pussied out and never contacted them so we'll never know why they made them so bizzare, my 2cents is that they're fucking 20yo old males trying to make games for 5yr old girls, thats why the ones they made are gross, they obviously use scripts and bots to regurgitate new ones everyday since its much cheaper and (once again) they've no clue of what little girls want or like.
Theres a pastebin somewhere in the thread if you want to read all that but I dont think it's updated to the last bit.

THERES NO EVIL AI, at least that has to do with the children games, the youtube channels are another story, which hasnt been investigated due to you faggots trying to mash both games and vids in one thread, resulting in huge amounts of RP and shitpost.

YOU JUST HAD TO OPEN THIS CAN OF WORMS AGAIN

People actually paid attention to my posts? After the second thread the role players and general retards started flooding the threads and those of us trying to make headway were ignored. We found some shady Romanians, and a few other people of interest, but everyone was too caught up in trying to find some AI that the actual research was drowned out.

The site name is talkarcades if anyone is interested. Just search frozen. Fizizi is also another place of interest.

Nothing will come of this because of roleplayers, just delete the thread.

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what if the rpers were hired by to derail the threads?

Little girls are fucked up.

Yes, Im pretty sure tons of people paid attention to the serious posts? wasnt that why we were there in first place, to know what it was all about?

You can see how in the first threads there were much more serious people that tried to dig and less roleplayers, as the treads went on most left because 90% of replies were faggots pretending to be the heykids guy and elbot screencaps lol

And yeah, this thread should be deleted, the girlgames mystery is solved, if you want go and make a new one for the yt channel and start the erp there

oh god not this thread again

wasn't girlgames that ancient sumerian warlord?

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christ, I remember this shit.
Any new information since this was last brought to light?

Last I remember of this, we found out that some cute young woman (intern?) who had a breast mousepad was potentially had a hand of making these games.

She had a instagram and everything. After that digging came to a dead end. There's no AI, but I do remember some of the connections being fishy and pretty interesting, autistic roleplayers/heykids shitposters aside.

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That's a big cuck

Last thing I remember is those twins lip syncing to nursery rhymes and you could still hear their lips smacking.

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God I remember this shit, fucking crazy looking back on it but whatever is commenting (be it human or machine) just doesn't sound right at all. It's weird to think this is just people redoing the exact same fucking thing over and over again rather than an AI, but I suppose without hard evidence it still can be explained as such.


The poorly animated videos can be explained via common things children like such as cartoons,repetitive music and rhymes, the characters too are mostly from kids shows or are just brightly colored things children like (sweets,toys and such).

The comments seem written by someone who does not speak natively English and fails at understanding the comments and thus the strange comments they leave sometimes.

But after all of that there are still things I don't get such as this video. As you can see both of the women look the same (maybe video editing of the same person) lip syncing different songs. Why not sing herself? Why two people? Why are they similar or the same? And who are they?

I do have more questions but its been a while since this thing and have forgotten a lot, but I hope more investigation of this will continue because it is quite interesting even if its not an evil AI trying to control the world via are own children.

>>>/signal/

Thank god, I thought I was going fucking insane, no one mentioned those threads for months, I thought I dreamed it our something

Daily reminder Kurosawa is an overrated hack that wasted the prime years of Mifune and his talent in his shitty films.

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Seeing these same youtube videos and flash games that I kept running into a few months back makes me really glad that I'm essentially leaving civilization for a while by going out to sea.

not really

I blame all of you for this stain on humanity

is that the actor that played Sammy in SNY?

Looks like a HIV awareness ad aimed at kids

Don't forget the bigass heavy as fuck boxes that were being shipped internationally to different daycares that all had similar names, and all seemed ultra shady, which contained childrens party toys or fake pirate jewelry or whatever

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No, but Goldie jobs so often it might as well be.

Am I really in the minority of people here that likes having a cock and fucking girls and cute traps?

I just like being a man, it's cool. Even if I fucking fail at it again and again, I keep getting stronger and stronger, learning new techniques, slowly slowly slowly, acquiring new data and trying to apply it to reality in order to get what I need and want.

Of course little girls will be interested in how babies are born, most little girls, like 80% maybe more, are hardwired to want to reproduce and get impregnated as soon as possible by the best possible man, so of course they're curious about how that works.

They're not really ready until they're 17-20 or so to be impregnated, but they're getting ready.

And little most little boys are hardwired to become as good at being in control and providing for girls, but this is a much more complex thing, and if a little boy doesn't have guidance he'll just spin in circles, playing videos games(artificial mastery of surroundings, although to a degree video games are useful in acquiring hand eye coordination, problem solving skills, increased reaction time, desensitization to violence(not being aggressive, just not panicking when violence occurs), and thinking tactically) , watching anime(artificial interaction with females, although some romance anime can teach valuable lessons, and not all anime is just cute girls, so you can learn about the world through it to a degree), and fap to porn(artificial mating, although this isn't a real replacement for a girl).

You can be a girl and keep your cock you know~

NO thanks, It's just not who I am.

In my soul I know I want to be a man, even if I'm only psychologically a little boy right now.

Plus my fetishes include handholding with girls, patting their heads, holding them in my arms, kissing them, and protecting them, and I couldn't do that as a girl.

I also don't think it's something you choose, it's hardcoded in your soul who you are, and I'm a man, or at least I'm a boy and I want to be a man.

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Here's the pastebin for any anons looking to stare into the void.

pastebin.com/HpuFM5pH

I wonder if future generations are going to make this phenomenom an actual urban legend that they actually question if they're real or not.

damn

i saved these pictures from the thread about it

imgur.com/BxbVOBC,ME6oV8j,t2L6NMn,wffTkCW,R3Lmz1U#0

once every 4 or 5 months someone tries to shill this as some mystery which needs to be dug into.

FUCKING STOP

That rabbit looks shopped as fuck.

Even the chinks talk about this shit
polymerhk.com/articles/2015/08/10/19474/

What should I play first Holla Forums?

GET OUT OF THERE YOU MADMAN
Elsa's Surprise Pregnancy

Does not matter, I'm already dead

Here we go

I wonder if the Chinese AI is watching this thread.

First stage was just an easy click-a-thon, but now she is on this operating table.

W-what do I do Holla Forums? Why is there a needle with some thread?

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Shit nigger, I think you're doing a Caesarean.

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THIS MAKING ME DO

you are having to to making wired up to check and monitor and check the . heart

healthy comes a day for humans everywhere!

Go on…

Please forgive me god.

IT BEGINS

I- I CAN'T DO IT, PLEASE GOD GIVE ME STRENGH.

W-well that wasn't too bad now was it?

You've dug your grave, now lie in it.

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Oh
God

The game has bugged out, now I have to play this whole thing again. A tool that I need to cut the cord has just up and banished.

o lord why hast thou forsaken your children?

It's one last warning to turn back.

Nah m8, you're supposed to use your teeth.

Even though I'd love to, I have to finish what he started.

Okay, so I just sewed the cut, and SHE SUDDENLY OPENS HER EYES STARING RIGHT AT ME, NO EXPRESSION NO NOTHING.

Don't ask for help.

Flee.

that is horrifying
do more

Wh-What am I doing now?

Getting the baby out clearly caused horrific infections to appear on her skin.

what are you guys doing

Vinesauce did a few of these and was just as baffled.

It seems like some weird fetish site for pedos masking their porn as kid-friendly games. It could also just be some Indian or Mongolian or Eastern European basement company making cheap flash shovelware, but that doesn't explain all the extremely shit like the creepy music or scenes of gore/highly accurate anatomy.

fuck, she knows!

Run fucker, RUN!!

Okay so now I'm taking care of the baby, I have to measure IT.

What the actual fuck is going on here

You need to know the size of it so you can sell the data for money. Vaporwave is really nice and you have good taste.

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I-i just injected something to the kid, a-and it started crying.

Then you shouldn't have injected it.

WHAT SPAWN OF EVIL HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?!

Those two girls work saying any shit you ask them to say. I remember seeing some link to their craiglist.


Spaniard here.
(youtube.com/watch?v=et5nv1Wf4Fk)
2 million views

In the same way that Hey Kids started shitting videos about him being an A.I. just when Holla Forums started to talk and spam his videos with that idea, now he is doing the same with Dross fans. Even chainging his lenguage.


Shit, he even did a Jojo daddy fingers when a lot of 8channers requested it.
We should choose some crazy idea for a video of his and start spamming it. It can be hilarious.

THE GAME TELLS ME TO.

No matter, the next stage is pretty regular.

STOP

man elsa is fucking metal

You could just turn it off.

what

….yoss?

GAH, REGULAR MY ASS, THAT KID JUST SPAWNED OUT OF FUCKING THING AIR.

W-well the game is over at least.

what

Do the rest.

Apparently that was a pulse meter.
Next it told me to massage spots on its body (each time doing a fingering motion with the hand/cursor)

Not so sure about going further anymore

What rest?

Do it.

Well that was a letdown, it rubbed it's stomach and a baby horse appeared on it.
my network started acting up after starting their site, not sure what's causing it, since everyone else is asleep in the house and i'm not downloading anything

The rest of the games.

It's a sign to stop. Go deeper.

After that you just dressed up the tiny horse and game over.
What next?

virus maybe

You do it faggot, cmon macho man, I want to see you play at least one.

Make me.

FINE, I'LL DO ANOTHER ONE, YOU HAPPY? HUH?

Yes.

yes

*unsheathes katana*

Pick my poison you fucking leeches.

the donald hillary and obama one

it's nothing special, just a regular dress up

oh, nevermind then

Gimme dat pizza lookin shit

what the fuck is with these –people– AIs and pregnancy

Pregnancy is hip and new

but its everywhere
I don't get it

HIP AND NEW

You know what, fuck it, i'm not doing it again, sorry folks.

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Pretty sure there was other pastebins that had archives to the previous threads and such before it all died. It used to be posted in the beginning of every one of these threads.

I wonder if anyone has it, I thought I did but I can't find it. At least eleven threads were archived.

Which one is Sandwich Maker 2?

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you must love that site then

I heard that GirlGames is the brainchild of Dan Schneider, the Napoleon of Slime.

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