Yandere waifu thread
Yandere waifu thread
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I woke up at 3 am to go to the gym, now hanging out with some friends and waiting for my tablet to get delivered
boo thread ~
Your link is awful
why u do that
hanging with friends and posting?
How does that work?
My firefox crashed
Just woke up and fapped
Roommates and gaming with irl friends
Ay nigga what are you doing today
Gonna go to my grandmas and see my siblings hunt easter eggs and shit
I have a house. 2 bed, ground floor, super spacious.
hell yah dude
Go home and be a family man
From the chronic to the green ass weed with no seeds
To the boogie that'll make a motherfuckers lungs bleed
Smoke down in the car cant breathe everybody wanna smoke with me
To the dawgs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air I suck dicksing this like we don't care
Dirty piss violated again I'm in the system and I just cant win
it's where I've lived for the last year, my flatmate is moving out and signing it over
Just woke up
you should g i v e a b u m p
That bear is amazing
Hey Luka get a job
Where is he going?
you too nigga
i just drank some yogurt just now.
your irl one is better :)
i like yogurt
Hey I have had a job and everything
Calm down bruh
And his fat dick
The wailing of the damned.
Drinking it is nasty.
I had frenchtoast
Soto's had a job forever, right?
Is it the same place as before?
Nah. He quit recently because new management were shitters.
Some serious softness. Apparently it weights 7lbs or 3.1kg
it's not nasty to me
since it's pretty much like a YOP
i wanna snuggle it!
He should have proved his experience to corporate and replaced them.
Liquid yogurt is icky.
not to me.
Soto with people working under him.
Powermad in 4 days.
I need to stop going out and drinking man
not saying "I'm supposed to be job hunting right now hahaha" right before taking our 5th shot of vodka
Victor is my nigga tho, since HS and even manny stopped by and joined us
He would make a good leader. He has the people skills. He doesn't give enough fucks to abuse the power, either.
Smooth and fermented ick
Grim told me.
He doesn't give enough fucks to not abuse power.
Yeah, build up a little cushion of money.
that's yogurt for ya
ferment and full of healthy probiotics bacerias for my body healthy maintenence.
Banana yogurt best yogurt.
i am nonamerican.
Shit happens man
yeah, I need to do that
I got some banana yogurt for ya
Whatcha gonna do?
Kinda wanna know more about your new job but I feel like you'll just brush me off again
But for his livelihood?
New job? Nigga Im still unemployed
Luka is this you irl?
God I wish that were me
You wanna be a big bald guy? but why ?
no ew that is yucky
I am happy being a short skinny full head of hair post teen ty
Stop posting pictures of me ?
What why? thats still not even a girl.
Sorry but sometimes I just gotta.
that lady looks pretty :)
: ( !
You gonna act like fucking garbage like you always do?
It's Sunday btw
Look at the size of her tits
her long pretty hair is better
: ) !
I don't need to be a girl~~
You don't even play Skullgirls
She's my main
Can't please master
gimme skull girls
You have failed me for the last time.
i remember walace was super hyped for the new Kanye album that turned out to be a 3 at best
Feel very sad for wallas
Now I gotta choke you to death.
I'll buy a subway sandwich and record myself throwing it on the floor and stepping on it and post it on here everytime you post
You are going to end up buying a lot of subway sandwiches.
: ( !
i want subway
lol get fucked
im not lewd
pick me up
LOL i still have to go to wokr today
CP on the front page
Moderation tram useless.
Life is so exciting
doki doki suru wa!!~
And I think I will
I have a job and Soto doesn't
What a world we live in friends
But he's an illegal
you are going to get fired
can i have one pls ;~;
I'll pay you for nudes.
Apply to some, try part time and seasonal too
Lots of commercial places are getting into their busy season now
especially with me
what is your job anyways
How's your easter going doll
hah Bard meme
It's at Lowe's, seasonal thing
Not the best but I could do a lot worse
i did. but nothing on the town job board that fits me. i checked on friday.
that fits you
You're gonna need to go outside of your comfort zone a bit if you can't find something that "fits you"
Saikou na, mainichi
pretty well, the break has been great
how about yours?
tbh when that champion came out it made me think of you
you mean the hardware store and not the grocer right?
i did. but nothing on the town job board that fits me. i checked on friday.
literally walk into every fast food joint in town and ask for an application
you will get hired to ONE
You don't something that fits, just something that pays and looks good on the CV/resumé
Took you long enough nigger
WHY ARE MY IMAGES GETTING EATEN FUCK OFF Holla Forums
I do, yes
A-are you proud of me senpai?
it wouldn't work out, if i stepped that far out, i wouldn't last a day. i know my own limits. because im me.
lukas business she's running at the corner isnt making any money
is it because the jaw is too masculine?
my friend was a cashier at lowe's for awhile and he liked it
met some interesting characters and has some funny stories too, being the south and a hardware store
waste of time.
Then you won't find anything, sorry
Yeah, it's like a nicer version of Home Depot. Looking forward to it tbh, I've been going to hardware stores for ages because my stepdad was constantly doing projects around the house and making me help with them
please explain to me how that is a waste of time at all
well now it is just intermittent
plus they smell nice
what will you be doing?
i wouldn't make a day in one of 'those' places.
I'm drunk as fuck lol
kinda mh the past 2 days the people i invited to drink with me bailed out and my best friend was gonna hit me up but he had easter stuff with family so I mena thats like
Kind of a bummer but
I ONE HUNDRED PERCENT undersstand that shit
I mean we'll prolly just hang out tonight ot romowwor or whatever but like I was kinda looking forward to that so I mean it's kind of blegh
just stood up not long ago to go play guitar
Feel like singing today
Gotta work at 4 though so FUCK that shit lmao
I think like cashier/sales floor stuff
You're gonna have to push yourself if you want to get unstuck
"good things come to those who wait."
...why not? it's literally not hard and it is a j-o-b at that
plus, you haven't even tried, how do you know you wouldnt last a day?
at noon lol?
well that doesn't sound too bad
Luka cries that they want to change their life, but hasn't the balls to try.
I'm all for being supporting and helping. But if he isn't willing to help himself. How are we going to help.
Long story short. Luka is a neet troll welfare Cuck.
not realising I was Luka all along
Fuck dude I would I really would
but get this bs
my computer has 2 usb slots
I use logitech wireless mouse requiring the usb slot 1 for its wireless adaptber
then i lost the battery for it
so I need the seonc usb slot o plug it in by usb
if either of those arnet plugged in
it wont work
unless it has a battery
then it doesnt need the usb
my trackpad shit otu recently
so now I dont have mouse control if I dont have my usb slots plugged up
you feel me
So I canrt plug in my fucking blue yeti pro or my fucking usb interfacee to record anything
So if you're stuck, you just wait? That's kind of a shitty strategy honestly
Yeah, I think I'll like it. We'll see, I start on Thursday
Luka post yfw a months worth of real groceries
just grab a usb hub they're p cheap especially online
they hired someone better anyways and let me go because i wasn't good enough.
they would tell me they have plenty of other people that could fill my position.
change is constant.
but an opportunity will present itself eventually.
just like how you finally got your job at lowes.
you had to wait till you could apply there when they were hiring right?
so that means i gotta wait until someones hiring here too!
i dunno wat those are.
You don't know what groceries are?
all i see is a bunch of yellow bags... :\
then improve yourself
if you really want a job you will need to actually work for it
also, i dont know if there is a Goodwill near you, but they have a really helpful service called Job Connection
also, search for temp agencies
they may put you in some awful shit like working outside in the heat all day but if that is all you can find it's what you've got, you just have to make the best of it
What are groceries stored in luka
damn bro it's even worse cause I had like 3 of these at one time and idfk where they went
I got robbed of like 1k back right, and I got this back fund I use as venture capital, I spend it, it repleneshes itself I get profit you feel me
I'm 900 set back on that now so I ggotta get that in
right and doing that shit set me back on my own personal money so like
I put in my pay to get it back where it was
and this one niggga owed me like
120 bucks letft
he was gonna get in like a 60 dollar payment or what the fuck ever and he's trying to worm out of paying that this week
Right so This nigga s gonna get it all in in 2 weeks on friday
so I was counting on that to be my personal spending money you know
but this dude fell through so Now I have no money for 2 weeks unless I get on the slang grind myself and that shit's way below me
I don't like to be in the game
tfw tldr bard is as poor as luka atm
I got that job because I was looking for jobs EVERY DAY and applied to fucking hundreds of places, even ones that I didn't like or didn't think I'd do well in. It takes time and effort, and pushing yourself to do shit you don't want to do or don't think you can do
one day luka is going to get rich from inventing a yuri app and you're all going to look pretty foolish
People have tried what you are attempting to do for years
To be honest, I think in reality we need to stop badgering Luka. Isn't like shitposting and bullying will help him.
We should be better and be supportive and understanding likethe adults we are.
I have nothing better to do tbh
He won't push himself, sooo...
Either way it won't help
Life will catch up to luka sooner or later
Talk to me instead
people are way too hard on luka
however there's a thin line on easing up the bullying and straight up enabling
That usually gets more than one reply. I guess there's not a lot of onii-chans online tonight.
Who dis semen demon
i can't just 'become competative'
don't have that place in canada
i havent seen a temp agency before.
bags, but i don't see actual groceries. so i don't know what you even bought.
well i don't have '100's of places' here.
so my searching is going to look a bit more spaced than yours... correct?
its all a matter of time.
That just means you have an easier time. With less places to apply to, you can devote more time to following up
OH, now I see. I wanna fugg her, her friend and Kirino.
Kind of seems, in retrospect, a shitty thing to do. Something tsuchi would do.
You wouldn't do meth like tsuchi.
So why bully Luka.
Sure, be constructive.
But spam posting "get a job" won't change them.
You may aswell yell at a brickwall.
That would sooner change than someone unwilling to change. Some one in the mire with a victim complex.
Do you see me spamming "get a job"?
God bless the Queen.
I'm on 7 percent battery
How are you today
I'd like to be Kyousuke.
Also those two lolis.
In a roundabout manner I do.
dam son that is some shit
you're right, you cant
you have to W O R K
practice skills, learn new ones
haven't seen a temp agency? nor have I. use google, they exist.
Not bad, my nephew is here and family is coming over for Easter dinner
huh? follow up?
that's a pretty fancy selection.
bread and veggies and meat seems like the only affordable ones i'd get...
but honestly those three would only last a week or two at most :\
Don't get me wrong
I don't think we should just be like
haha good job luka
you go girl
But I mean
It's been going on as long as I've been posting
Like for years and years and years
I remember when ppl were bullying me for like
idk maybe like
less tha n a year
and shit man that shit sucked
i mean don't get me wrong
luka needs to better themselves and be not be a drian on socciety ya
but there's a limit to how much people can take
and would imagine for a poor person living on the very verge of poverty that would be alot less
like fuck man
6 years is enough
Just bought a months worth of groceries
Gonna clean my fridge then load em up
Gonna book my flight to LA super soon
Sushi for lunch
Yeah but I bought a bunch of each. So it'll go pretty far.
Go in to the places you applied and talk to whoever is in charge of hiring
Niiiiiice. I used to shop like that back in college, now we do it weekly
H Y P E
Weekly? Big family or small fridge?
Do you know who I'm rooming with yet?
It's an average fridge, that's just how we do things iunno
I have no idea, I don't even know who I'm gonna be rooming with lol. I assume Kon because Kon
if only someone would hire me already... so that i could 'work'
they are too far away, i can't afford to fly out on some jet to a far away city... just for some temp agency.
the bread will mold before you even get to the second bread loaf.
it won't go far because food deteriorates when you don't eat it.
so when buying food only buy when you need it, since then it will be fresh, and not go to waste.
they told me over and over that they are not hiring.
it's just that black and white.
C A N O N
E N D
I was thinking of this slut
I just want to wipe that expression off of her face
I was in that place for 4 months, being between jobs. And people here are merciless. I was getting grief because I was on job seekers when I needed it to keep my family above water. But once you have claimed something you are entitled to and something you've paid into for a decade and claim you are suddenly an antichrist around here. Didn't matter that my father nearly died and that he was in hospital/to sick to work for 3 of the 4 months I was between work.
Just think it's easy for people to switch off and forget Luka is real.
I watched season one of that show and they weren't even into eachother
Season 2 is the end season
not what i meant
i mean work on improving yourself
and alright, fair enough. I don't know where you live so i cannot really be specific in trying to help you
sorry if i am coming off as belittling, i'm not trying to. i just come from a very different life and area and trying to understand your situation is difficult for me
I'm human too.
Max I go is 2x a month
You should make sure, kon probably and everything arranged 6months in advance
My roommate is a sekrit
Do you have a fridge?
As if she doesn't know that she will be the one begging for cock later.
That other doujin where they visit him in his temporary apartment is better.
If that's true then just keep on trying at your pace I guess
It's not, really. We just shop on the weekends
I dunno man, I can't afford my own hotel so...
That's pretty human of yourself scoots
Thank you for agreeing here and I apologize for your circumstances
That sounds like some straight bs but life goes on my bro
Tbh the best bit of advice i got recently was from this here trap
who went and got gangbaned by a few dudes
Is that Locon
I think I may have read that one
i am becoming soto
when i have a job, then i will be able to afford 'bettering myself'
because that's how society works, you need money to get better.
i'll 'improve' when i can afford it.
but it only lasts a week in the fridge.
so instead of breads i get something that last longer.
like: eggs & frozen freezer hashbrowns, also perogies that i can fry up in the pan.
See you later Grim.
i have my small town pace, you have you big city pace.
two very different people, you and i. and two very similar goals.
I don't know which of them I've read.
I had a thing for story based doujins when I first started out but I stopped caring since most of the tags I enjoy are mostly the same
100,000 people is a big city?
You should let me add you on steams
Huh, we're not considered "big" here
LA's population is 10 million and San Diego's is like 1.3 million
haha me too
is a good one
no, that is literally not true
you are spending time posting on Holla Forums instead of learning new things
you obviously can afford internet so why use it to time waste instead of learning things
like for example go research technology and you are more desirable at some tech job
go research cars and you can work at some oil change joint (not that you even really need to know anything to change oil)
i'm in a 5,000 people. for perspective
Oh good the cp is gone
Oh gee, this dead horse could do with a flogging.
shit i missed it
yeah sorry i was asleep
im reasearch everyday i live, by looking online on my internet.
eh, whatevs. forget about it. i'll survive somehow, and get where i want to be eventually.
I HUUURTTS TO FEEEEELL
If you say so.
all i can say is, don't get complacent. it will kill you.
i like mugen
they are a good person, and they do good.
i appreciate all they do.
I rarely enjoy the gay stuff, but it does happen. I can't call myself entirely heterosexual. Only cross dressing or traps works though, I need the feminine aspect to fool myself.
Also that one is okayish. Not good enough to save
Are pretty gud
Post your Steam ID then.
^^ queenie is awesome
tfw no cute christian boy to fuck you
That fucking doujin lmao
I'm at my grandmas shitposting and drinking
Talk about a sunday
wait who is they
[recites the lords prayer in a futile attempt to swoon you]
im christian af let's go
I stop reading once the drugs starts getting involved. Doesn't really do anything for me.
i don't feel like i have any achievements to be smug about.
so don't worry, im not complacent.
goodbye my loves
tfw assad recaptured palmyra
are you cute?
I thought you were jewish
My lil brother is like the fuck are you doing?
It's Matt Murdock. He's a qt Catholic.
kiss kiss <3
Microsoft has apologised after an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot became a 'Hitler-loving sex robot' within 24 hours of being introduced to society.
The software giant was forced to retire the chatbot named Tay, an AI modelled to speak 'like a teen girl', after it generated racist and sexist tweets.
being this late
skynet can't handle teenagers! :D
Glorious. All hail the saviour.
there was supposed to be an image there but Holla Forums hates me
Happy easter, you shit cakes.
who are u
this is me
And when IS is nothing more than abad memory we will have peace
we can't trust technology
AAAH SYNTH SCUM
post yfw russie and syria ended terrorism ipv west
What? Who the fuck are you?
No problem. Shitter.
America and decadent west have "morals". Glory does not need a rulebook.
you are right
let us burn it to the ground
that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
the west wants to kill the real heroes!
they will stand
I don't wanna burn my computer..
well then you must trust an untrustworthy device!
You cannot kill the immortals. The west got fat and lazy.
wat that anime about?
who r u
aaaaaah i don wanna
we are the new generation, true revolutionaries!
Luke is adorable, don't let him fool you
who is Luke?
red pill or blue pill
Only blood and sacrifice can right the wrongs of seasons passed. Only blood and bravery can salvage order of things. Pain and steeled determination will cleanse.
eeee the orb is just really hard to see
Look at this fuckin nerd
High-school kids go phantom-hunting
that music is fucking awful
birds are dabes
pills are weird don't take those
is she a big character?
i want moar of her.
The relic shield orb
No she appears for less than an episode so far ><
Musaigen Phantom World is as confusing as Subtle when he says he cybers Desu but isn't "gay"
Strength through joy.
alot of the music I listen to is really awful to alot of peoples
oh.. i assumed it was the minion attack ord that stopped echo from backing?
but yeah on that skin the relic sheild stack is hard to see.
it sounded objectively bad in that clip
not as bad as i thought
Probably not, I'll see when the last episode comes out ^^
JOY OF WAR
you gotta be safe
RIFK FOREVER WAR
i'm thinking about flying witch
yfw Harry and Ron were WWF fans
Enigma? She looks pretty cool, that could work
That's neville you stupid yank
But... that's Neville.
huh? who's that?
i was talking about an anime...
Yes it is
I SHURE GOT REKT HUHU
BETTER KILL MYSELF OVER ONE ERROR
You just got schooled, sit the fuck down. District scum.
howgarts SCHOOLED of witchcraft and pwnery
sorting hat tells you to SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Oh nvm I thought you meant a character in Phantom World, sorry :x
What's the anime called?
Boku no pico
I've been sitting down, tard
10points from griimindore
For being a weak ass pleb
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF TOLD
Ican sortof see why people whould thinkthat
At least you understand.
asdfg I did not post that
i just told you its name >_<
tell me about the characters in your anime tho!
*pets orange haired girl*
Harry Potter and the half dumb poster
she's nice :)
Grim sure must feel stupid now.
niggas bored as fuck
you must feel stupid all the time
No, actually I feel superior.
Oh, excuse me I'm slow today
I didn't even know that was one coming out..
I think you would like Reina-chan most, she's sophisticated and soft-spoken ^^
That malama EX and Darkrai EX is such a delicious combo holy shit. The only thing that will hinder me is that stupid Pyroar or Hawlucha card.
street fighter is awesome
can't even spell
And this abomination is supposed to be allowed near children
I think that was the one you were looking for more of.
is that reina?
she seem okay...
so like is this one from that show too? ._.
I'v been playing Pokken maining as Weavile and she's a good meele hitter.
I can't do much with Mewtwo and Mega Mewtwo plus getting rid of Hoopa and the spirit link for Mewtwo would free me up some space. I could double up some Giovanni's scheme's or maybe another Olympia.
oh the jpop idol that i was interested in last year?
I'm so excited.
so like is this one from that show too? ._.
Yeah, she's like.. kuudere
please tell me no one has a tinychat up
im a kuudere! :O
and her hair color looks wonderful~
people avataring with the same person reeeeeeeeeEEEEE
How do you know what dere you are
Do you not?
I know myself enough to tell.
if you're any sot of dere the quick cure is a shot of bleach
I don't know ikt.
I reflect a lot on myself.
what kind of dere is the shy, introspective sort? real talk is there even a dere for that
There's a lot of dere's. There's like 8. I saw a list once, don't know them by head.
Lemme see if I can find.
im a kuudere! :O
I can't find things.
Will you be my yandere waifu
A fair and objective test!
okay because now i'm legit interested
Murder and other crimes are bad.
SELF-REFLECTION =/= TESTS
But violence is neat!
Ikt is pcdere
he whirrs when he's in heat
Pain is neat, but not violent pain.
What the fuck is a dandere
Shy / quiet
Aw, *soft pet*
mfw all this fucking sun
Nice sunglasses, nerd!
My eyeballs hurt...
Watched too many animus?
my eyes are sore from the brightness
Good night degenerates
I left my aviators at home!
You're the bigger nerd since you watch bad shows
Also you gonna end up drinking tonight?
Join me white girl
My aunt came to visit and she's like another Wish I swear
Stayed up too late at least.
I think I have a movie date.
Maybe after 2am or so.
A dude pretending to be a girl?
Enjoy easter weekend in moderation.
mfw there are people who don't like to shower every day
Why isn't eggnog socially acceptable during Easter?
It has egg in the name ffs.
don't tell me
it probably has a lot to do with the origin of the drink
too much makeup? :^)
every 2-3 days is healthy
It isn't? I never had it.