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See, already got you into loli

Sasuga Soto

It looks like some spoof of -monogatari.

i'm not one though lmao

The loli is gross

The dialog is gold

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why is gilgamesh arguing the plot of porn when he didnt know what a masturbating female might look like?

no i am fine with being the only one of us that knows this

Every little girl is gross. why would i stick my dick inside something that eats paste and sucks on barbie doll hairs. You guys are something else.

You're mean

Girls are icky

Its pretty funny
There are some hilarious ones

Araragi if he never became a vampire

the meanest ever, babe

This guy is pretty fucking bro tho

I knew what she was physically doing. I was asking why under a bridge, why any of whatever the fuck that was. These are so dumb.

That Australian one is fucking legendary

/me cries

im glad im gay

spoils

kek

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This guys drawing skills are on point though

It sounds like the dialogue between a 30 year old virgin and his younger self, trying to change his fate or some shit.

Soto chill

b.u.m.p.

your working visa is not though.

ok cool

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Why don't you ever try to actually initiate conversations instead of just making constant, unlinked posts hoping a single person responds?

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Fuck off, Willis.

Too scary for luka!

I suck dicks

Is Obama the establishment or a born again progressive?

Should I cap this wonderful red-haired gal

i expected it to get more rapey tbh japanese people like their rape.... maybe even more than game of thrones

probably cause of voyeurism kinks the feeling of possibly being caught yet being in a place unlikely to be looked at, im no sexual therapist or anything but it seemed rather obvious.....

hi user

How the fuck does he have so much "social anxiety" to even say something on the goddamn internet?

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hmm?

maybe

Stop being so afraid of me I'm not gonna bite your fucking skull

Ask him

I'm mad down
luke wont hunt w/me
Q_Q

Naw it was pretty vanilla
I like my vanilla

I did.
He fake filters me because I don't call him a lesbian and tell him to get a job instead of begging.

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prove me wrong you cant

i wouldnt call loli and shota vanilla but fair enough, sugar

I do the same thing but they talk to me everyday

Kind of hope he gets kicked off every aid program to force him to get a job tbh.

imgur.com/gallery/5FPj8

Get a load of this guy

why though

I see someone browses the front page.

Ian are you drinking yet?

Honestly, all it would take is a couple of phone calls and for him to get re-evaluated for his 'mental illnesses'.

He would lose his additional benefits and be reduced to just basics.

But that's pretty mean.

Nigga bought the game saying he would but he ran into a little bug and got turned off
@_@

holy fuck she is cute

This isn't a happy ending doujin

@_@

the first made me laugh but the others just confuse me or arent really funny..... i only could read through like 4

which?

"Sexual therapist" sounds like code for "prostitute"

Well it's not even a doujin, I think

life as an english teacher in japan, dude
the [] are in japanese

It sounds fancy

Just read it anyways though lol

tryna get down tonite? ;)

okay

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Ghostie was super turnt yesterday

I heard they were skyping you and shit
talked with them today
rooming with 7 other traps tho

ebay.com/itm/like/111931215253?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true

*sighs*

Wait, youre rooming with 7 traps?

no ghostie is ya dingus

oh sorry lol im pretty fucked up

really?

its just boring really plus that comic marks the first time ive ever heard of asian people thinking we eat a lot of bread lol

based soto

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np

derp

soto give good doujins and post of that one

quality response

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Which one, also who even are you?

de nada
Kinda wanna go to my onee-chans cause she has more alcohol and food

enough of this.
only warning.

reading manga

hows it doin elma?

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this one and the last
nobody special

go
give her a hug

hm?

Awesome. supwitchu?

Hihi Moogy :3c

Boo.

We meet again.

thats a borderline threat on luka

LUKA GET A JOB

sup cutie

["Get a job" chant intensifies]

it really isnt, but warning heeded

I love you

driving is such a pain lol

No name, no doujins

Hay welmas

Doushio?

drinking and driving is a bigger one
so big you dont do it

post source at the least

Not too much. Was chillin with a bro^^

How goes it on your end?

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week^^

What's crackin' cutie?

You are mentally defunct

Or what?
I'm going to get banned?
All I said was "I hope he's forced to get a job".
How would I be banned for that?

look at it this way, giving someone the idea to do something and strip luka out of support seems pretty threatening.

lucky bro

figuring out what to do with my night

its less on you

[C79(Bluebrand(Fujimaru))]At Least, Like That Snow... [ENG]

super dousio

oh

thanks fam

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you are going to...

IMAGES PLS WORK

Maybe luck is his dumpstat.

Just now? It's getting late x_x

You think Tsuchi would actually do that?
I know he's fucked up but he wouldn't actually do something like that.

I understand your caution tho

you have a problem tsuchi

-noms gently-

pls no

Was wondering if we could get back on our regular flirting regime

What do you think about big sean anyway
youtube.com/watch?v=cZaJYDPY-YQ

i mean it would force them to actually help themselves though

im nocturnal at this point

i'm almost alive again

Chii you slut

Why would I do anything?
I don't know his number or even name to report that shit.

?

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Oh nevermind

.

I do. I think he'd do it if he had the chance
but yeah, thanks for understanding.

I think we can do that~

I love this song.

I guess that's good for your pastiness situation.

Lucky.

you think about luka way too much man

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*hides*

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I just tell him to get a job and stop complaining if he does nothing to change it.

.>>918072
I'll meme you so fucking hard you'll become a normie

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good joke nerd

it seems like you think about it all the time when luka is here
it's weird to fixate like that

the sun is my enemy

DAYWALKERRRRRRRRRRRR

I just say it whenever he posts a "lonely :(" "hungry :(" or "poor :(" message.

im lonely :(

:O

me too lol

I'm also hungry but there's only fucking cup noodles and I've had it with that shit

I AINT
FUCKING WIT
YOUUUUUUUUU

not a lot just finishing up working out and keepin an eye on the catalog! its a great night the sky is pretty darn clear too, i can actually see the stars

dumping shit gets tiring after a while

You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fuckin' with you

Those things suck too cause they don't really fill you up.

:(

Saturn and Jupiter are still in the sky I believe btw.

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Chii post dank memes

lmao

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is that girl getting beaten wtf lol

ya

Yeah

BUT ITS OK BECAUSE THE ENDING IS WORF

Tsuchi add me on steam for a sec

rip

*hugs elma* goodnight.

No.

*huggus* Nini, Wally~

NIGGA I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE ABOUT SOMETHING
DELETE ME AFTER IDC

STOP BEING SUCH A DILDO FUCK

B-But prostitutes deserve love too! ;~;
This nigger went and read it lol

feelsbadman

Just forward it via someone if you can't say in thread.

forward it via me^~^

Yo. Tsuki all that matters.
Blondie came outta nowhere.
She chose her fate

wtf happened

like
bye felicia

no
you dildo

Be the community sexual therapist

I'll be your pimp manager

I wonder if those dumping programs still exist and if they work on Holla Forums

I think everyone kind of forgot about them when captcha was implemented on 4chan

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they still work on 4chan with a pass
and you can edit them for here

Send it via Manaka.

*pees the shit out of erio*

Still feel bad for blondie though

read the doujin nerd

LMAO
ok so basically shes prostituting herself
and the clients take out their frustrations on her
not just with their dicks

Im actually trying to say the exact opposite of that songs message with you
low energy flirting sorry

and fin.

insert anime girl crossing her forearms in a universal 'no' gesture

i wonder if i could see them here, ill give it a scan over the sky for anything in a few minutes just to check

there arent a lot of them id do things with so i think ill pass on that low a position lol

BEST
ENDING
EVER

NO FUCK YOU IM SALTY

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Lick a battery^^

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I AM FUCKING DYING

lol

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just did
im ready to go babe
how was your day?

not till the day i die

oh heey! thanks elma you are awesome af

Oh well, It didn't have any sex scenes so it's a one shot or something like that

please clap

mfw

nice one

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So edit them for here, Bebop

I guess pee would work like an enema like that

You can be a sacred prostitute like in the ancient near east

You'll be a connection to the divine

But I understand if you can't fill such a high position

source this one to. i dont wanna translate

no thanks

holy fuck this entire trailer

only if i get the choice of who gets connected to the divine phone line

hi

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9V or bust tho.

It was alright. Nothing too crazy happened at work or anything. You do anything fun?

Jupiter is super easy to find too. I wish I had a telescope.

topwhy

This shit was pretty lulz tho

why are you salty.
nigga

translate nig

Chii, when someone sells their body...then the client will use that body in more than one way...it dehumanizes people.

my boner...

I understand that.

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so why the topwhy

you like it?
lmao

kick me. bite me.

She just wanted to love someone
Feelsbadman

tey quiriri

take it easy

tey qui risi

"i'm your internet dad" - grim 2016

MAN I DIDNT KNOW

I WILL END YOU

ooooooooooooooooh
si, si yo hablo

hey soto

IMANANJIIIIIIII

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lmfao

"I can't stop dildoing myself with corn long enough to read a book or edit a script"
--Bebop 2016

Well a few months ago you said you'd never be gay so maybe a few months from now you'll want to take every cock

How're you? :3

Dehumanizing is a pretty good fetish

My spring break just started so I just spent all day sleeping
playing vidya and im high as shit
got my weed at a really good time

oh daddy yasssss

ikr

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Nini, threaders

night gyal

"Who is Elma?"

The true question we need to ask ourselves

prayer wont save you from my cummies

I will rip your penis off and beat you with it, boy.

yeah

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p-please castrate me daddy

classic

she looks like a demon

The file name in what Grim posted reminded me of it

Because her house has been made dark sided

some telescopes can be really expensive it kind of sucks, maybe they are better priced in the us i wouldnt know but here for sure

nope just no, i get the choice or the job does not get done :^)

sweet dreams elma!

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oh yeah~!

o.o

I couldn't find any food.

Lmao

What's with that "everything is terrible" message at the end?

I guess the role will have to be filled by a greater spirit

youtube.com/watch?v=SXFjZvWgaeI

I ate them all

the truth.

S L U T

i guess my talents were just too great for such a lowly job then!

eating food is slutworthy activity now?

O_O

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Stop eating me out of house and home.

alterna can be my slut :^)

just like that daddy

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spoils pls

"I feel like a man when I masturbate to spoilers's avatar"
-user 2016

play lulegue

i'm sorry I

I dont understand this sentence..

what goes in into mouth?
a. food
b. food
c. food
d. food
e. other, please specify _____

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im in bed!

It means you're eating all the food in my house and i'm gonna die.

It makes it seem like it's part of the commercial or something

Kind of random

You have it backwards

You lack the necessary sexual versatility

good editing my dear 4m

sir, you must answer all the questions!

so am i!
does that stop me from playing?
not at all :3

this is a plan to force you to go out and ask me to go with you

message me on gmail then im going to bed

but you are a god

Sometimes I wonder why some people call me that

I haven't even used it since before you were around

because thats how it is
goodnight

I'll only go out with you if stop posting that guy.

done that :3

when i was little i watched many asian gangster movies, i thought the term god of gambler was very cool and i wanted to become one

but luke is collecting my rumia images as i post..

I'm just wondering if it makes people feel like oldfafs or something

Nini

Well then it looks like you've got an extremely hard choice to make here.

i have no reason to live

good night

Also this is the reason it said that at the end Erio.

youtube.com/channel/UCoHhGQZgzMMCBtq7LRhdf8A

i can pls but i dont know what it is, i just got fired as the divine hotline

i have humongous doubts but i guess its just subjective

which is why i wanted you before it happened, babe

better?

subway

Oh a logo

You pretty much said that's the case

Your mind isn't strong enough for you to take Grim's cock

-plays mario maker on the floor and makes tea cups in the game-

Manaka is such a slut lol

bad timing then i got myself fired like minutes before you said it given i was only even hired minutes before that

i never said grim was one of those or not, there were more clearer examples that i am not undecided on

I guess its okay but you're paying for the food.

i actually said it like an hour ago and you stopped responding
hoe please

i wasnt hired at that point, nerd

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sssssssssssssshh

everyone knows

we're going to subway

Why subway though?

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i read foresaw it!

my new car is black

like my soul /s

you said it's healthier than other fast food

Fuck you farmers. Genocide now. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uh ignore that

NO

i'd fuck carly

REAL FANS OF COMICS LOVE bATSvsSUPES

-is frightened and looks scare din the corner-

It depends on what you order.

-GIVES CHOCOLATE EASTER EGGS-

i'll just get the same one as you

You could also just have some of mine.

*o* -shares them with you and smiles happily, his face covered in chocolate-

Yay! happy sonata ^^ happy easter

^///^ -gives you a baby bunny-

you sure? i wont settle for a small bite, i only do big bite!

-pets bunny- cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

... nini

I'm sure, never question me again.

thread is super slow

anybody wanna tell me about their day?

GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that Double D and Marie?

nini

Get a job lmao

what the fuck

yes

learn your place and get on your knees

after you faglord
please suck my dick

Bebop I'm "very gentleman.Maybe a movie to see or hear."

China confirms

lol

what?

Are you gonna wrestle for sexual dominance in the thread?

Have I lost touch with what is "cool" with the kids?

.....no........no, it is the kids who are wrong. They are the ones that have lost touch with what is cool.

Idk

I don't understand everything she says

nobody ever wrestles with me for sexual dominance

Shyamalan twist

There never were any cool kids

because you are a fag

nonono

the last bit is confusing me a fuck ton and it took me a minute you meant China said it.

Cause you always just agree to be sub when you're not meme-ing with Ghostie?

i would like the option to struggle a little before being put in my place

I'd wrestle with Chiiii

Idk maybe she means like the way Chinese people imagine an American "gentleman" because of the movies they've seen

Strugglers can be fun

could be fun

ah that makes sense.

shits fun from my end

it's the piercings

nobody wants to accidentally pull on them

:O

Do you understand what I mean by that

And yeah

Tell me about your new e-crush

I like rape roleplay

bet you would love it if someone had their hand around your throat as they fucked u

Why is Bebop being so "not" gay these days?

yes

uh she's the best and really cute

Well she must have only recently become significant at least

me too

you reading my mind?

though really i like a lot worse than that

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cuz being straight is the new gay/bi

so we stone them?

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im spamming

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i'm just talking about it more lately i think

nah it's just something i'd do to people
and ofc, that's just something small that would end up happening a lot

why?

1

are you propositioning me?

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niet

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noh8

y

because it's sunday evening

fag

you already know why anyway. sorry not sorry.

... >~>

take a cap of me when I move down to the autism one

okay

youll become a fag. everyone who stays here does

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if you say so

lmao

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but you were going to make me do something that id feel a little bad for but have to do

tbh Holla Forums the errors are getting baaaad

#rare pic of sci

Holla Forums is getting worse again

FUCK YOU HOT WHEELS!!!!!!!!! I'M ENTITLED TO A BETTER WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awooooooooooooooooooo

this is why im spamming

if you spam enough the error message will go away

is that true? cause if so i would want you to but i really dont know, it sounds fake

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My throat is burning

it almost seems like it stopped..... it started again

new

put some flavored lube on their dick before sucking dick