There's occasional threads on here, more so when updates were aplenty.
You're on a chinese animated motionpicture imageboard user, this place is made out of pure autismium.
Michael Perez
I see How do I de-homo my game? I just remembered that was a thing while deciding on my animals.
Parker Collins
wait what? why is that a concern for livestock?
Ryan Lee
Because I want pigs that breed so I can eat their children?
Liam Gutierrez
Shouldn't you be in a League of Legends general or something?
I don't think livestock get gay. Also, if you don't make all elves bisexual girly-men you're not gay.
Tyler Adams
I was convinced to try the warlocks mod, but haven't had the time to try it yet. I've been playing DF for quite some time, but all my forts die to a 2month break. Then, when I come back, I just can't figure out what the fuck I was thinking when I designed the shit. And it all breaks apart. Fun times though.
Brody Garcia
Anything can catch gay. According to the wiki, only 73% of anything are ungay, and like 1.2% are strict homos.
Adam Wood
Has anyone played recently? Has Toady fixed the bug where enemies would get free when transporting them to pits or dwarves refusing to do it outright? 3 times now I have made large elaborate dungeons, each more in depth then the last just to find out that some bug occurred that would make prisoners instantly break free once transported or never get taken out of cage in the first place.
Eli Carter
I'm pretty sure you can set the gay levels in [install directory]/raw/objecs
use notepad++ you fucking non-faggot
Connor Sanders
Just like real life. I didn't like traps until I started hanging around you faggots.
Elijah Jones
Fuck off retard, there's nothing wrong with DF.
John Smith
Just pray the gay away user
So that's where it is. Is there an overall place to do it or do I have to manually add the tags to every animal I want to cure of faggotry?
Gabriel Carter
what happens if you set the gay level to max?
Jackson Russell
Nothing breeds Assuming you mean disabling hetero as well. You can have 100% bi, or whatever combination you want. Bi faggots can breed I think but at a lesser rate obviously.
Grayson Gray
food beasts can be exclusively gay? thats gotta be a bug
Gabriel Rivera
ctrl+f for [ORIENTATION]
if it doesn't have the tag I guess you have to un-gay everything yourself
then everything is gay
what do you expect dumbass
Charles Cooper
If you set everything to full-gay and then generate a world everything dies before you get to play.
Ryan Garcia
OK, The Artificial Standard shall embark with a shitton of straight sows and bitches. No homo was had t hat day.
Brayden Thompson
Here.
There hasn't been a thread in weeks
Sebastian Scott
I just wanted to have a reason to say
Sebastian Butler
I wish you could set 'lust' levels so you could force she-dorfs to be perma pregnant This is my fetish
Samuel Martinez
why children are terrifying. I once made a dungeon suspended over lave where I had dwarven children compete for food by dodging magma crab bullets. The hope was to get super dwarves but only resulted in a lot of dead children. Win/win
Austin Rivera
Thanks for reminding me that I should get around to playing this game again.
David Hill
DF wackiness will never, ever get old.
Oliver Morgan
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Alexander Diaz
/tg/ Never use LNP.
Eli Butler
Why not?
Adrian Collins
fuck yes, time to have a fire lizard pit
fuck this game
Brandon Morales
You should have waited for the magical moment of 100 ticks before he stepped on there smartass. They can probably move at least 9 tiles in that time.
Being a lazy newb when you aren't new makes you a lazy noob. You'll have more !!FUN!! if you actually know how to do that shit yourself so you can properly edit raws and stuff once you get bored of vanilla
Christopher Foster
Fuck that, it's just useful having allt he .inis and shit to edit from the interface. Got real tired of backing in and out of directories to test shit.
Brody Kelly
Alright boys, new embark with the new build. Where am I settling? What's my goal?
Cameron Myers
Fuck this guy, I deserve an embark and a goal more! I actually just started one, but I'm about to abandon it because it has no iron and no enemy civs. I think. If there's only your civ on the civ screen, that means no invasions, right?
Adam Lopez
Late reply, I made these for Notepad++. Replace [FEMALE] with [FEMALE]\n\t\t[ORIENTATION:MALE:0:0:100]\n\t\t[ORIENTATION:FEMALE:100:0:0] and [MALE] with [MALE]\n\t\t[ORIENTATION:FEMALE:0:0:100]\n\t\t[ORIENTATION:MALE:100:0:0]
Lucas Ortiz
Alright, start in a place with at least two neighbors or a tower. No farming, all food must be herbalism, bought, livestock or fishing.
Also dude, look near dwarven cities for embarks with iron and flux if that's your fancy.
Jacob Butler
I did that, but apparently you have to do that in like a dozen files, so I just did it for domestic animals as that's all that really matters.
What the fuck are my dwarves supposed to drink, wood alcohol? Can I at least do some elf (above ground) farming?
Juan Barnes
Nope. Get plants from herbalism. Hope your dwarves like turnip wine.
Sebastian Gray
Domestic and standard, I'd say.
Honey into mead would be one alternative to drink.
Christian Carter
Never tried having an apiary. I'll look into that.
Does breaching the caverns and making a huge empty muddy room count as "farming"
Aaron Green
Select every creature_ -file, open them with right click, and use "Replace all in all opened documents". Use the extended option so it recognizes the formatting.
Josiah Roberts
Only if you're farming in it. If you use herbalism to gather what may grow that's fine. Come on now, give me some conditions. I need to get my dwarf on.
Brayden Young
No Gates. Medium evil minimum, freezing temperature, high savagery, your industry must all be above ground. This includes magma industry if you get that far.
Brayden Howard
OH FUCKIN' THANKS M8
I'll post pictures of whatever the fuck happens. This'll be fun.
Mason Jones
Is there menu that lists what colonies are in your embark?
Levi Sullivan
I only use it because i have a laptop because im such a lazy shit to re-bind everything
Adam Butler
If you don't have bees in your embark are you fucked as far as that goes? How do you check if you have bees?
Ian Reyes
(checked) >Honey bee colonies are one of a number of "colony" type tile features, and so it is possible that all of your "slots" are occupied by other, more boring things. If you do not have any honey bee colonies on your screen, then you (obviously) cannot have a beekeeping industry, at least not until a honey bee colony spawns. They can spawn over time, so you'll be stuck with turnip wine for a while.
Parker Rodriguez
back to reddit with your memeshit """"""game"""""
Logan Evans
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Brandon Ramirez
>my zombie minions finally kill the fucking thing
Why are night trolls so goddamn annoying lads?
Isaiah Hernandez
fukin casual
Bentley Walker
I could but there was no way I would be able to escape a werebeast at the speed I was moving at, even when I have the zombies acting as a giant meatshield
Austin Bell
I think you need to get werebeasted before necromancy, or was that just vampirism?
Kevin Perry
You could have equipped crutches to get your old movespeed back eventually. Even with no legs i believe it still works.
Ryan Nguyen
I'm not completely sure but I think it doesn't work on vampires
unless I could hold the crutches in my mouth, I wasn't going anywhere near my former speed anytime soon
Nolan Flores
Yes, but how do I see if I have any without scanning the entire aboveground map?
Ian Turner
not necessary. however zombies will ignore you and the necromancer will be friendly if you are a vampire, so that makes the whole thing much easier.
you can get a werebeast curse by toppling a statue in a temple too, but you have a 50% of turning into a vampire instead. does anyone know if you can be both at the same time?
Samuel Russell
Crutches reminds me of an old adventurer of mine.
Anthony Reed
Live by the asphyxiation, die by the asphyxiation.
We haven't had one of these threads for a really long time. Mostly because until Toady actually updates shit, there's really nothing new to talk about. Yeah, it's a great game but it gets stale if you can't come up with new ideas to kill your dwarves off.
Charles Mitchell
Attempted to play this long ago and couldn't figure out how to play it. Gonna have another stab at it now that I'm older and wiser.
Give tips, or fuck me over. I know nothing and I'll share what happens if I can make any progress.
The legends generation seems to take a while, was 250 years a wise choice?
Jacob White
You can stop it whenever you want Also, open up a wiki tab, and look up everything that confuses you. [k] let's you examine things if you aren't sure what to look up.
Kevin Hernandez
thanks but no thanks, autismo.
Sebastian Sanchez
You know, pretending to quote people when you're saying something completely different is bad manners. What part of "know how to do that stuff" do you not understand? Plus changing the settings to whatever you'd do in the LNP would take an hour tops, including researching how to do it. You don't have to do it every singe time you play. If you're seriously so retarded you spend half the time you've ever spent playing this game on settings you need to consider removing yourself from the genepool.
Tyler Cox
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Isaiah Jones
I was stuck for a while trying to figure out how to move Z-levels but I figured it out and made my first stockpile.
Attempting to breed some rabbits for food but they don't seem interested and I'm not sure how to catch other animals. We seem to be surviving with the nearby plants and the seeds from those for now. Autumn has arrived.
Hunter Gomez
Animals seem to have a variable on species cooldown for breeding. It's normally about once a month for larger animals (pigs), not sure about rabbits. IIRC according to the wiki bunnies don't give meat, while hares do, so be careful.
Justin Young
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Zachary Roberts
The rapist says I got a wave that size, but I only see 3. What's up with that?
Austin Hill
So I was building a trench to attempt to irrigate my farm plots and didn't realise I was digging into my fort.
Nolan Carter
Anyone here play using Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom? It's a mario-themed overhaul mod, and it's pretty good. I actually prefer it over vanilla DF…
Jose White
Holla Forums, do you know of any good texture packs that work with the latest version? The last time I searched for them, I only found that faggoty "gempack" that said it was 42.0 compatible.
Daniel Collins
the lazy newb pack has a bunch of tilesets included with it.
Anthony Harris
Today user learned to always make his fort ~5 zlevels below the surface.
Josiah Reyes
The 'Channeling' option always digs down one level. Those arrows you see on the bottom level pointing up are a Ramp that your Dwarves (and any animals/beasties) can walk up/down.
You had the right idea, you just didn't know exactly what channeling did. Also, to get the most out of your aboveground farms, b-O for 'Dirt Roads' that you can just build a farm on top of. And don't worry about Irrigation, it doesn't do anything unless you're trying to make a farm on Stone tiles.
William Hill
the balls on this one
Juan Allen
Managed to block up the leak before it could do too much damage, I only lost one bedroom. Also I'm pretty sure my hunters are sitting around doing sweet fuck all so I'm running out of food pretty swiftly. I've made many crossbows and bolts but the lardarses just sit in the meeting area doing nothing. I'm not sure how to make them go out and hunt other than make a military and watch my squad wrestle ferrets and ravens.
Logan Collins
It's possible that there is nothing to hunt. Press u, go to 'Other' and see if there are any above-water animals, like deer/boars for them to kill. If it's not in the Other menu they won't hunt it, and if it's underwater I don't think they will either, I think that's how Toady got hunting dwarves to stop hunting Carp so much.
What you could also do is turn on the fishing labors for your hunting dwarves. Keep in mind you will always need at least one dedicated Fish Cleaner for every two Fisherdwarves. And if there's a river nearby, congrats you now have unlimited food. Don't forget to slaughter the useless animals that aren't pets you get in migrant waves either, they can end up being a good source of food as well, and it will slightly help keep your framerate up.
And if you can, make an underground farm ASAP, plump helmets are easy food/wine. You can also make some Stepladders and harvest fruits from trees. Make Nest-Boxes and designate egg-laying animals like Turkeys to stay around them, they'll make food appear out of thin air considering that 90% of egg-layers don't need to eat grass.
Jackson Turner
Also one of the children that moved in got taken by a fey mood and made some masterwork stone mug.
Jackson Wilson
dwarves and elves have always been best of friends
Jason Walker
you get used to it after an hour or so.
Julian Green
ok just downloaded it, picked up some fish that i dropped went outside got mugged and died
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Cooper Hernandez
So, I've been playing a bit of Mushroom Kingdom Fortress. Started up a Koopa fort and stuff, then I decided to give The Rapist a try. It was at this point that I realized I have no idea what The Rapist is even used for. I see a listing of what my Koopas stats are, is it just to view stats?
Thomas Cook
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Daniel Reyes
I love that toady is, through game mechanics, showing how too many immigrants and homosexuals are an impediment to a stable culture. Ted Kaczynski, eat your heart out.
Matthew Brown
i don't know if i like how the engravings are shown now, it's a bit confusing
Thomas Sanders
Do you think the newer versions fix enough to not just go back? Runs like real trash recently for me.
Wyatt Johnson
Nah, you're a cunt. If you already know how to do that shit, LNP is just convenient. Fuck off, you Chadass dorf. Eat my fat golden sleeved dorf cock.
Sebastian Reed
You can change the setting in the init file.
Kayden Collins
I gave up on that when the dorfs kept getting stuck in the treees and dying. Disabled that option in all the gathering zones after that.
Wish we could plant trees. I'd like to build orchards and produce barrels of cider and perry.
Nice. Don't forget to enable that labor on him when he finally grows up (which might be never).
Therapist is for viewing all your dwarves and assigning them labors in a more organized system than the default game.
It's generally a smart idea to not engrave the floors.
Tyler Evans
What's the craziest forgotten beast anons here have seen?
Mine has to have been a huge elk with rotting flesh, massive bat wings, and poison gas breath that liquefied a dwarf's insides.
Xavier Davis
Oh, and I mean insides. Did nothing to skin, but eyes, lungs, and all internal organs became soup. Left them as oozing sacks of gore.
Sebastian Gutierrez
All I can remember was a firebreathing skinless dinosaur, and some kind of giant winged tick.
Might have been a one-eyed dust-spewing raven as well. I've generally played safe with the FBs; if something comes knocking, I lock the door. I like to isolate the mineshafts from the rest of the fort for this purpose.
I did fight a forest titan though. It was a blob made of coral that spit webbing. It beat almost my entire military to death. Afterwards was when the firebreathing dinosaur came in.
Nolan Adams
Enjoy your goblins.
Robert James
arts abounds
Connor Rivera
That's pretty funny. Be careful with Moods though, if they don't get the stuff they need they could go berserk and start attacking everyone they see.
Fuck off treehugger.
I never personally had a problem with it, I think toady fixed it.
David Morales
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Charles Kelly
Had this message appear but nothing of note happened. What was supposed to happen? Was I supposed to receive an ass reaming?
Daniel Campbell
Necromancer siege. Should just be a few zombies at your wealth level. Later on the necromancer himself could come along which would start reanimating any butchered animal parts you have laying around.
Josiah Johnson
Necromancers are a quality source of Fun.
Cooper Gonzalez
rip
Anthony Davis
never figured out what tileset this was
also >>>/tg/202895
Colton Evans
i use temperature when playing with magma
waste of dubs
Jordan Lee
This design allows to convert evey 3 adjacent commoner rooms into a complete luxury noble accommodation with some good engravings
Jason Brown
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Hudson Harris
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Daniel Torres
That is pretty slick. Wish you knew what it was so you could tell me.
Elijah Allen
That first picture is A E S T H E T I C. I kinda want that tileset too, but I'm also too lazy to learn how to install tilesets
Grayson Reed
Jesus christ, i started playing a few months ago and now i just feel inadequate
Noah Sanchez
get the lazy newb pack
Jackson Wilson
Don't, those pictures really are made from pure, unfiltered autism. The game doesn't have to be autistic mind you, but then people go and do some shit like these builds that took so much time to plan out, you'd think the person playing was a German guy trying to finish a job.
It's almost as bad as those 'Mega-Builds' people do in AutismBlox, except you can get it done quicker with Legendery Miners that are piss-easy to get.
Not to mention all but the second one in are ineffecient as fuck and even that one requires some a fuckload of dwarves to walk too damn far. It looks like they're made to be pretty to the player, not functional in any sense of the word, which makes me wonder why they would fucking do this rather than just fucking around in Windows Paint.
Connor Harris
I haven't actually seen many images of Toad forts. Care to share?
DF has two kinds of autism: hyper-efficiency autism, and super-aesthetics autism.
It's why succession forts are fun. The two keep fighting each other, in-between people who just do stupid and silly shit. Which is what I am. LET'S BUILD GREENHOUSES AND GROW LOTS OF USELESS SHIT LIKE POTATOES
Yes, but there are templates and shit you can use with plugins/mods though, so you can 'just' do it with a few key presses and a loaded template.
Tyler Brown
I've built most of my previous forts for efficiency, but i have to say, building for efficiency gets old. At some point making a sprawling 1-z-level beautiful fortress becomes just another challenge to give yourself.
Nolan Morales
There's two kinds of aestethics-autisms as well, the "this design looks pretty in DF" kind, and the "this would look awesome in 3D" kind.
Chase Carter
Is there a simpler way to create tasks when creating? I'm currently pressing q and manually moving over to the workstation I want to do something with.
Ethan Richardson
Holy shit what the fuck are my dwarves doing?
God damn Dastot. I'm going to recruit him into the military I think. The militia commander approved of his actions in any case.
Carson Baker
I love this game.
Samuel Martin
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David Scott
assign manager, give orders
Mason Lopez
Forgive my ignorance, but what in the world is a Toad Fort?
Wyatt Walker
Mushroom Kingdom mod adds a whole bunch of playable races, and I think they all have different playstyles as well. It seems to be pretty popular.
You probably know what a Toad from Mario is. Those Toads.
Jason Nguyen
What said.
Koopas are similar to your traditional "go in the ground and never come out" dorfiness, with the addition of magic and flying castes and a few other things.
Toads are your economy-based race, with notably unneedy nobles, and war-yoshis.
Shyguys are weird in that they can create certain things out of nothing whatsoever, but those things degrade over time unless you actually use them in construction.
If you're a Koopa fort, absolutely. In fact, Chomps are one of the best war animals in the game because of how goddamn durable they are.
Samuel Ross
how do i find a fucking vampire
Mason Sanders
vamp bling catching him red handed
Thomas Rogers
A lot of times a vampire will be the leader of a civ so I guess you could just go around accusing every lord you find until they reveal themselves.
Justin Anderson
I had 5 moderately trained soldiers. I was in no way shape or form ready for this.
Blake Myers
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Dominic Wright
My artifact experiences in a nutshell.
Best ones I ever got were grates and doors that I just shoved in the dining room.
Good job Urist, you made a warhammer out of cat bones. You've made me proud.
I've yet to actually see someone play the game with the original files alongside the Mushroom Kingdom ones.
Dwarves loves mushrooms, they'd fit right in.
Yes, but be sure to be careful, as Chain Chomps will sometimes just flip the fuck out and bite something. It's best to actually put them on chains, as befitting their name.
Time for Lord of the Flies.
Jack Roberts
Oh shit, someone else who plays Mushroom Kingdom!
Gabriel Roberts
Goddamn
Austin Brooks
I once got a legendary steel spear. I also happened to have a queen that dreamed of becoming a soldier, so I made her commander of a squad, kitted them all in full masterwork steel gear and put them in a room by the fort entrance. They killed dragons and titans like nothing. Never did test them against forgotten beasts tho. FPS death and all that.
Jordan Collins
I'm wondering if that's because in the first siege I had, there were 0 enemies. Perhaps they got saved up for the next siege.
Asher Smith
Invaders can hide.
Leo Robinson
needs more gifs
James Gonzalez
Gonna bump
Leo Peterson
I've been trying to piss off the fucking elves so I can remove knifeear but the fucking bitches take it all lying down. I've slaughtered their caravan and exploded their diplomat's head with a hammer and they haven't come knocking. Is there something else I can do?
Bentley Evans
All you have to do is trade them some wood items.
Henry Wood
So they don't mind it if I kill them all with hammers, but trying to give them a wooden figurine is going too far?
Andrew Brown
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Luis Gonzalez
They're hippies. What did you expect?
Julian James
Well shit. Since I killed their caravan they aren't sending anymore. Guess I'll have to just use goblins in my shooting gallery then.
James Peterson
What the fuck, he randomly generates real music. Shit man where is a program I can use to compose music? I want to try this out.
Benjamin Cox
LMMS is a free one, or you could torrent Fruity Loops.
Oh shit, people still remember when I did that? I should get back to doing stuff like that,
Carter Green
Songwriter-user here again to bump.
Also to say that the hardest part of writing Dwarf Fortress songs is that the engine uses a quartertone system to determine scales instead of a semitone system. Basically meaning DF music can have a note halfway between what the entirety of Western music considers notes.
Luke Smith
Is that so.
Jayden Nelson
Have you been letting survivors run home to tell everyone exactly what you've been doing?
Because if you kill everyone, it's just going to seem mysterious to the outside world. You have to let one asshole run home to tell the tales of your "misdeeds."
Liam Wilson
why they use a system like that instead of the semitone system?
Jason Reyes
I have no clue, but it certainly makes accurately protraying DF songs more difficult.
Brandon Richardson
bring it up with toady
Jonathan Baker
I know Arabic music also uses a quarter tone system. A half-flat is very common in many maqamat, which are basically the Arabic equivalent of modes.
Henry Cook
I'm going to ask the obligatory question for this thread. How do I get into DF?
From reading the instrument descriptions I don't think it's going to be easy to replicate without using the old school method of making 80's movie sound effects if they're legendary.
Ryder Sanders
Shit, that makes sense. Though I did read somewhere that if their diplomat doesn't return it makes them invade. Maybe it was changed in a patch.
Liam Cooper
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Evan Baker
what will we do when dwarf fortress characters are able to hold a conversation? i mean, besides make the best fucking fort we can
Michael Collins
has toady fixed sieges yet? as in they never ever happened
i wanna play again but i dont wanna build my fort and then be bored
James Sanchez
Goblins raided me just the other day, so I assume it's been fixed.
Justin Green
cheers mate
Asher Campbell
Dorfbump
Jeremiah Watson
would you a rimworld gui for df?
Austin Nguyen
The whole point of DF is to as ugly and unappealing as possible to keep the normalfags out.
Also simplicity is of gui forces the player to use their own imagination
Sebastian Price
New to DF here. And by new, I mean I haven't started yet. What tilesets do you recommend for beginners?
Adrian Morales
What mod lets me play as the Ant Men?
Cooper Johnson
curses square spacefox and phoebus if you're a casual
Oliver Young
ASCII
Grayson Johnson
No it isn't you hipster piece of thrash, the whole point of DF is to be a fantasy world generator with as intricate of a simulation as possible, and Toady wants to focus on that more than making the UI easy to use for now.
You can recommend ASCII, I'd even say it's helpful for learning the game, but at least tell new people to use a color scheme along with it. Default is pretty grating on the eyes.
Christian Thompson
CLA - if you want to listen to the ASCII purists Phoebus - If you want graphics
I use Phoebus for fort mode and CLA for adventure since graphical tilesets don't translate as well to adventure mode.
Whatever you do don't use the default ASCII, having a rectangular grid instead of square is a level of suffering nobody's autism should be forced to endure.