CHAN USERS BTFO!

CHAN USERS BTFO!

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Us millenials, hey?

the part where the older inmates are catcalling him and he smiles made me cringe hard

CUMCKINS DRUMPFY HUMPFTY MILLENNIAL BTFO LMAO XDDDDDD

15 years for threatening someone with a knife? If he was black he'd be out after 15 days.

What?

lol, I knew a white kid who got 4 years for shooting a car with someone in it

I don't understand why he didn't ask for solitary confinement the moment he got there. He even says at one point that they're all a bunch of fucking animals in there.

that guy gives off more of a Holla Forums or /mlp/ vibe than he does Holla Forums. He's the kind of aspie that grew up watching cartoons thinking that being nice to people will automatically make them like you and become friends. Video games don't necessarily teach you that.

If any dweeby hobby ought to prepare you for prison it's vidya.

is solitary confinement something you can just ask for and get? I thought it was a punishment for doing bad stuff while in prison

the problem is this guy is too beta to start shit with someone

If he had been a/pol/ack he'd be in the AB in no time. I know I'd beat up as many niggers and spics I could if I ever went to prison.

of course you would sweetheart

I sure would. You'd make a fine prison bitch, user, I've only talked and you're already bending over and pulling down your pants in eagerness to receive my dick. You better be able to pull of those anime faces irl.

He did that, see part 2.


Apparently he stalked a 15 year old girl and tried to rape her in the bathroom, threatening her with a knife. He is out on parole but is a registered sex offender.

how does a grown man fail to overpower a 15 year old girl alone in a bathroom?

oh right.. you aren't exactly a winner if you have to bring a knife to intimidate a 15 yr old girl. also you probably wouldnt be stalking her either.. Hmm ok i get.

nah, AB only accepts white people as members

I he looks pretty white to me.

He's also a beta autist, best case scenario would be them abusing his holes and protecting him from non whites in return (until they get bored and sell him to some niggers for a pack of cigarettes).

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Why bother protecting him? You could just rape him to death if you wanted too.

I saw the doc posted and it's pretty vague about his crime, but someone claimed what really was going on is he was a sex offender. He tried to rape an underage girl at knife point and got caught which is the real reason the other inmates were picking on him. I don't know if it's true or not.

They just have a filming crew inside a prison uh

not bullshit at all uh

how dumb merifats can get

why would it not be possible for a filming crew to be in a prison?

They didn't commit any crimes, duh.

They have a whole filming crew amongst dangerous immates, and the immates act like they dont even exist.
Lmao, merifats are braindead.

Let me spell it for you: the whole thing is staged.

They are just picking on him because he is a beta that won't try to defend himself.

Maybe the film crew is composed of convicts?

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You can ask for protective custody which isn't the same thing as solitary confinement.

You don't know what you're talking about. The camera crew is constantly escorted by guards that protect them. I'm pretty sure they wear stab-proof vests too. These prison shows and COPS are the only tv I've seen that isn't staged.

why would anyone want to stab a camera guy?

You mean you'd get beaten so badly that they'd put you in solitary for your safety.

They probably wouldn't. They would be better off wearing butt plugs than stab vests tbh

A white guy named Jerome. He was destined for prison.