Holla Forums Writes a Manifesto

Get in here, Comrades

docs.google.com/document/d/1b0axfOo6cnFeU6CPMBjuR6zP9GOO8TWVOLlkVWuvSZY/edit

let your autism run free as we compose the most revolutionary document of all time.

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Kill yourself

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And the site crashed

what's the anime?

Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!

thanks

/r/ing the Das Captial edit of OP's picture.

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yep, this is going pretty much exactly like I would've thought.

needs more itsy bitsy spiders

kek

After reading this, I'm starting to understand my attraction to constitutional fascism.

Well done.

thread theme

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This shitposting page is anarchy in action

there is systems but everyone have a will of his own that end up destroying any attempt at writing serious work of leftist though

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it got so bad it froze my browser

gg leftypol

STOP DELETING ITSY BITSY SPIDERS

NEVER

ITSY BITSY SPIDER COMES BITING ON YOUR EAR

You first

This is art…

KEK someone deleted it all

10/10 guys, really. that doc is going places

I knew this board had some turboautists but fucking hell

TISM

AUTISM!

Kek'd

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FAST N BULBOUS:
a. Fast
b. Bulbous
c. All of the above
d. None of the above

FAST N BULBOUS FAST N BULBOUS FAST N BULBOUS FAST N BULBOUS FAST N BULBOUS FAST N BULBOUS FAST N BULBOUS FAST N BULBOUS FAST N BULBOUS

"*rattles*
Rattle with me lads
*rattles*
*rattles*
*rattles*
FAST N BULBOUS
*rattles in solidarity*
*rattles fastly and bulbously*
*rattles please give me your number rebel*"

kek

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hi n1x

sup famvioli

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get i nhere

we need more memes

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nooooooooooo all the 6 pages were deleted

bumpy
good shit in the doc right now

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post leftists getting #blasted in doc.

How to be a post leftist

Come from a muh privileged background
Encorporate all fringe and edgy tendencies you come across
Make it your life’s work to argue with other leftists on the internet,
When arguing, do not ever engage fully with your opponent, just make flippant comments and pick apart one sentence or fragment of a sentence apart from the rest of their argument.
Never engage with the working class
Never organize
Insist to other leftists that organization is pointless
Collect your check from the FBI.
Bitch about Marxist all the time despite the fact you have never read Marx
Proclaim the end of history as evident
Ideal utopia: Neo-liberal capitalist status quo, but people on the internet respect you in your internet debates for your irreverent views and cool attitude.
DON’T BE WELL READ!
Bump the thread.
Hate on materialism all the time like a hippie

And this is why Anarchism is shit.

BASH THE FASH

Great, now our manifesto consist of shitty fag monologues.

add more itsy bitsy spiders and dog fucking

Pic related, what the fuck am I reading?

Applies equally to leftcoms and tripfags.

After Hitler, there is nothing.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
This document serves as a testimony. A living statement of all Holla Forums is, was, and will be. This document contains all statements of what we’ve accomplished, and also, what we shall accomplish in the years to come. We here at Holla Forums knew our beliefs were controversial on board culture, despite this, we continued on, prospering in our beliefs and remaining committed to the sole ideal. “What is the sole ideal?” you might ask. “What are these beliefs that are too controversial for regular imageboards? Ladies and gentlemen, this document aims to explain all that to you.
GG Allin is God. He came to us at birth as Jesus Christ Allin. He has come to lead a revolution of Rock and Roll where parents are taken and killed by their children, a fitting punishment for what they did to us. This revolution will have the corporate suits taken out and shot, as they should be. We have spent years preparing, finally it will happen: on October 31st, GG Allin will shoot himself live onstage. This will trigger a chain reaction of events, in the end we shall have our glorious revolution. This is the true proletariat rising. It was never in communism or anarchy or any of that sissy bullshit. The true revolution was to be based on Rock and Roll. Rock and Roll is a statement of the hard facts of life. Holla Forums never had Marx, Lenin, or Stirner as prophets. Our prophets are Elvis, the Beatles, and Hank Williams.
GG Allin has been waiting. The days of soulless corporate pop shit is over. When GG Allin kills himself at his peak, his body shall be stronger in the next life. He shall live an eternity in the heaven of his design: where the white gowns are stained in shit and the harps all play “bite it you scum.”
The day of Rock and Roll is coming, kill, or be killed.

the fuck is this?