Blocks your character integrity

Thank G-d at least we have J.J. to look forward to!

The Darth Vader cameo will make them a billion at the box office.

I hope not. Even normalfags aren't interested in this movie. To everyone, Han Solo = Harrison Ford. Casting a nobody, who isn't attractive or has any cool features won't change that opinion. Casting someone like Chris Pratt would have at least gotten some attention, but overall it is a movie that doesn't need to exist to begin with.

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It's a meme choice I know but still is better than the jew they actially got to play as Han. Wonder which ugly kike they will pick for the inevitable Indiana Jones reboot.

REALLY retarded marketing here. Why show the face of the faggot who is obviously not Han Solo? Most people have been complaining that they don't see anyone except for Ford as Solo, so why show the faggot no one cares about in the poster? Should have just showed the Falcon or something else to trick people.

Why not use the same kyke to fill the same boots?

I agree, not only that Anthony Ingruber would have gotten so much more hype than this guy is getting now. Disney had to get an acting coach for their handpicked jew.

Fuck looks wise he COULD make a good indy, don't know about the attitude, Pratt is a bit outlandish where Ford is more centered.
they're both shit actors

How did he get away with this!?

is that dicaprio's bastard son?

No, just another talented Jew who has to suffer the insults of jealous goyim.

Okay, Ahmed.

Of course it will be worse than Rogue One, it's more nostalgia-bait than RO.

It's nuWars, a movie titled "Han Solo" but won't feature Solo but a group of characters (same shit will happen to the Fett movie).
Also since the Force is Female™ you can expect Queen Fatass to be the hero of the movie and she'll get BLACKED by Lando.

Why don't they just get a character that actually looks like Han fucking Solo?

At this point they may just painted Idris Elba white and get it over with

As much as I like Chris Pratt I had another guy in mind. Anthony Ingruber would have been better. He played a younger version of Harrison Ford's character in Age of Adaline and was spot on as a younger Harrison Ford.

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Didn’t we already see a young Han Solo in the original trilogy.

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I think it will be forgettable. It’ll make enough money that they won’t learn any lessons, but nobody will go see this twice or three times or anything.

dude looks like he could hardly bother to wake up and show up at the photo shoot

photographer: ok alden, just at the lens.
alden: (*stares at photographer*) wot

I recall seeing an actor who looked and sounded very much like Harrison Ford being mentioned on the IMDb forums a while back - he had uploaded some demos on YT.
Anyone know who I'm talking about?

Sure its this one.>>914202

damn that guy is FUCKING UGLY

did han cum first?

Now that you said, the movie definitely will have a reference to that.

Did Rogue One have characters.

All the diversity ran together leaving a formless blob of brown people.

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This one is legit good though.

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*jew rubs shekels in the distance*

Holy fuck that's a bad shop

where's this coming from? george offered directing duties multiple times to spielberg and the kike declined. not only that, but he's turned down disney offers as well. spielberg already gets a slice of profits, he has no need to fuck it over.

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Didn't he direct the prologue of Revenge of the Sith (the battle over Coruscant)?

He also co-directed the action scenes of Ep 3.

It's impressive how nepotist jewish people in Hollywood are, and how they lack self-awareness.

No, of course he didn't, you fucking retard. Why would you believe that?

No, he didn't. Go ahead and prove me wrong, though. Post some evidence.

Is than an official poster? Because holy fuck is that lazy.

I think Spielberg had an idea for the Sidious/Yoda fight in the Senate for Ep III, but it didn't get past storyboard/crude computer animation stage for some reason.

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Spielberg had nothing to do with any of the Prequels. Is this a new meme people are pushing now?

Wrong.

THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD HIDE IT! THEY THOUGHT I WOULD IGNORE IT! BUT I SEE THAT FUCKING FINGER ON THE TRIGGER!
I wish a famous celebrity would kill themselves with a blank due to negligence.

Explains why the Yoda/Palpatine duel was so bad honestly.

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It was ok but it detracted from the Anakin/ObiWan stuff with the intercutting. I guess after the Yoda fight scene in Ep II was well received he wanted to do it again.

Depends on if it is more Star Wars action porn.

If it is, it will be decent. If they try to give it a "story" then it will be shit.

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U G L Y
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly
uh uh
you ugly

maisie is beautiful tbh, you just have the gay

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No fucking reboot will be better than a reboot. Cant they do something new for a change? There are a shitload of good books. Why not film something based on them? Or at least make reboot of bad films to make them good instead? Why use good films just to turn them into shit?

People don't know how to read or no longer have patience for that
Brand recognition would be devastating before the movie even began filming
It's all about conning the population endlessly

This is why you make them into films. Duh.
They spend at least half of budget for advertisements for every movie now. But may be because they cant make a good movie, brand recognition is the only thing that keeps them afloat.

Not so duh you silly man, not even screenwriters nor directors read, who would pitch the idea, the writer himself?
Memes also kill millions if they know it was a bad movie originally, likewise if it was a good one

I like to think that people read books and that gives me comfort.

In Rogue One they spent millions of dollars to recreate a dead english actor using CGI, just because they didn't want to try something new. Let that sink in, they'd rather spend millions of dollars on something that is recognizable and nostalgic, than to try something new.

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sam hyde? kind of looks like him.

it's going to be even worse than rogue one and tfa even though it doesnt seem physically possible

But this happens before this …..
god damn it they are just gonna do it again

Exactly and I agree as a fan of Peter Cushing