Snackbar throws homemade pyrotechnic device into Cheesecake Factory restaurant in Pasadena, CA.
Commiefornians having a hell of time trying to figure out if it's "terror related."
Snackbar tries to blow up cheesecake factory
Hudson Ortiz
Cameron Thomas
Too bad it didn't go off. This is going to get memory holed.
Isaiah Bennett
No Op, they were:
FIREWORKS OF PEACE!
Oliver Bennett
I'm sorry, anons. This was obviously a halal fireworks of peace demonstration. Everyone go back to eating cheesecake, please.
Ryan Martin
The site won't connect, OP. You have some screenshots or something?
Ethan Rodriguez
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Jeremiah Gonzalez
WHY?
Logan Cook
Is cheesecake haram?
James Phillips
Would be memory holed even if it did go off. They've got an extreme case of Stockholm Syndrome in California, and other extremely liberal places. Even if Muslims killed all their families, the first thing they would do is criticise people for blaming Islam
Landon White
Lmao fucking sandniggers
Levi Green
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Ethan Butler
Spaghetti everywhere lel.
Jace Taylor
cheesecake isnt halal?
Evan Martinez
Some days I worry this is what a Holla Forums military campaign would look like.
Joseph Morales
No we'd be much more effective and brutal because we wouldn't fuck around with stupid targets like this. Just my opinion don't send the party van alphabet soups!
Easton Martin
Only if it's using the finest goat cheeses.
Ian Turner
"PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND DROP THE WEAPON!"
Y-you too
Jason Cox
This. We'd fail to blow up much higher profile targets.
Anthony Robinson
BAZOOKA
Lincoln Howard
WTF, I love cheesecake.
Hudson Howard
It was peaceful diversity fireworks.
Dominic Nelson
No reason to post fake shit.