Kino for kids

I'm a dad now, Holla Forums. List me kino for kids to watch.

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fuck off normie

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Apparently people hate We're Back. I remember really liking it as a kid. The ending was creepy and really well made.

DCAU shows are great because they have a lot of adult stuff that will fly over your kid's head and you'll enjoy.

< this show

pre-Jewish Disney, Angry Birds, Anastasia, Studio Ghibli.

Most of these will be better to watch when he's 8-13.

Redpilled as fuck.

Logan's Run is great. I hope they never actually do the remake. I know they will poz it up somehow.

I never liked the sequels as much as a kid but I loved the original. I should rewatch the sequels.

Rock-a-doodle Doo
Secret of NIHM
Brave Little Toaster

Pretty much anything from that era

That was one of my favorite VHS's as a kid.
I don't know why people didn't like it,
Good animation, minimal minorities,
Although it was directed by (((Spielberg)))

I always thought it was Don Bluth

Nah, it was produced and I thought it was a Bluth film too. It had the same art style as him. Also noticed one of the directors went on to make Prince of Egypt.

All Don Bluth movies from 1980-1999

Seriously, some of the best memories of my childhood

Katyn (2007)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0879843

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oh god that's a blast from the past. who hated it? okay, dumb question nevermind.

An American Tail, and Feivel Goes West. Maybe the third or fourth, but never watched them.

Kino coming through.

The Princess Bride
Fantasia
Star Wars
The Neverending Story
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Only if you want your son to grow up jacking off to american cartoon porn like me

I saw that movie multiple times when it came out/growing up. It's not the movie, it's you that's fucked up.

The flower scene always made me want to cry as a kid.

Olive sucks, almost as bad as The Night B4 Christmas.

I actually looked up Poor Little White Guy and watched it.
It's surprisingly bad even for gay porn standards.
The niggers starring in it can't even pretend to be gangster properly. So many of them are even more sissy than the White Boy that's supposed to be their bitch.

I supposed you could say it fails pretty hard in the suspension of disbelief department, and that's pretty important for situational kinos like Poor Little White Guy.

God knows why it has sequels as well.

So the acting on the interracial gay porn wasn't up to your standards?

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Poor Little White Guy is a much watch Kino for any film enthusiast. It is this generation's Lords of the Locker Room

A teddy bear gets his smile downwards, cursing him to be marooned in a discount store full of miscasted toys, seeing people get past by them on Christmas
Real tough kid shit here

I remember watching that in theaters as a kid. Fuck, it's been so long.

So…what happens in it? What's it like?

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First one is good but 2 is fucking gross.

Low T beta detected.

It doesn't even look like an ass, they're just two basketball spheres floating where her legs meet, no wonder western cartoon porn sucks.

She is exactly what a all white women should be.

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And the cycle goes on…

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Any anime with panty shots. Boys love it

Show them actual adult films so they can learn early on. Cartoons have been dumbed down ever since forever. Maybe one or two classic Disney films, but non after 1960.

t. Irish

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Wow, you sure put a new spin on that one, goon. Never seen that before.

Funny, I feel the opposite way.

So what's the film's premise? What's the story like?

t. Lamar Shanigway

I remember when the Frankfurt School's existence was gloated about, my teachers loved to talk about it on college.

there are a couple of movies of this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_(film)

nuff said

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Congratulations OP!
As for movies, I don't have much recommendations. Just watch some 1960-1985 stuff and you should be golden.

I'm glad we have brave kinossieurs like you on this board, user.

Just let your kid decide what kinds of movies it wants to watch as long as they're kid friendly.

Note that it's a kid friendly introduction to surrealist horror so make sure they're ready for it.