Admit it besides Goldeneye he's in the only watchable Bond flicks...

Admit it besides Goldeneye he's in the only watchable Bond flicks. Timothy Dalton's are not that watchable even though he was a good bond.

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Everything with Pierce Brosnan is kino.

Looks like we got a bunch of plebs here.

Roger Moore is the best James Bond.

All the Daniel Craig bond movies stink.

Watchable ones:
Almost all of Connery's (except Diamonds are forever and Thunderball).
Both Dalton's films are comfy 80's adventure films.
Craig's only good one is Casino Royale.
Brosnan's are all shit.
I haven't seen much of Moore, but I heard they are all shit.
Lazenby's is shit, but it has catchy music.

Dalton makes them watchable because he's good. Certainly more watchable than other Bond flicks.


OHMSS has hands-down the best musical score of any Bond film. It gets stuck in my head sometimes.

Casino Royale was fantastic. Quantum of Solace was good, much better than it's given credit for. People just respond to it negatively because it's so downbeat. Skyfall was entertaining but pretty bad. I didn't watch the last one.

How can a man have shittier taste than

Craig's movies was when the Bond-movies went to shit, because they tried to follow what was popular at the time, making the movies "darker" and those fast-paced-cuts in action-scenes that Bourne-movies did.

Live and Let Die and Octopussy is great movies, Roger Moore was a good Bond.

Trash Bond in trash Bond films. He doesn't even look British.

What is Live and Let Die, Moonraker, Man with the Golden Gun
He really wasn't, but he was a good actor

He's the worst Bond and Daniel Craig is a terrible actor. He's like Derek Zoolander with the blue steel look, that's all Craig has got.

Pointless, dreary Bourne rip offs are not James Bond. Casino Royale should have been a one and done deal.

The old Bond movies ripped off settings not tone. Moonraker was put into production because of Star Wars but it was just James Bond in space, not James Bond in a Star Wars movie.

Live and Let Die was a jive blaxplotaition mumbo jumbo, and Man with the Golden Gun was a martial arts mystery film without martial arts
Moonraker had tons of space shit atmosphere, but i do agree it had strong spy movement instead of spy antics

If you don't think Connery was good at all, you're fucking crazy. Connery was James Bond even though the man himself hated the character's guts. Even his worst performances in Diamonds Are Forever and Never Say Never Again are leaps and bounds better than 75% of Craig's entire JB flicks.

Lazenby was the wrong man in the right James Bond movie; that's why so many people consider OHMSS the best. He was shit at the role, but the film itself is probably the best of the whole franchise on writing, atmosphere and cinematography alone, regardless of the man in the suit.

Moore was also mostly good, but he ought to have retired with FYEO rather than embarrass himself with two more after that. Walken was a perfect villain in View to a Kill, it's a shame he was in such a bad movie.

Dalton is massively underrated; he deserved more than just two films. Funnily enough, the man was known by Eon long enough that he was originally eyed as the man to replace Connery at the end of the 1960s, though he considered himself too young at the time. That means in an alternate universe, Dalton was the face of 007 for over a quarter of a century.

The first two Brosnan films after GoldenEye are watchable, but as I mentioned in a previous thread had the wrong directors attached to them. Martin Campbell needed to cement himself as the franchise's permanent director until there was someone arguably better waiting to take his place.

Craig though? Fuck off, son. He had one great movie that was most likely originally written for Brosnan (as he was still officially Bond until early 2005 much like Dalton remained in the role throughout the early 90s), one acceptable movie that played into nostalgia (Skyfall) and two shitty ones (QoS and Spectre).

This GET feels hollow as I anticipated the post to have multiple lines in need of separation, not fucking end just before it moves onto the next one and making me look like plebbit in the process.
Shit like this is why I sometimes wish we had a preview option.

This guy is correct. Moore is best.
Craig is actually the worst James Bond as he looks like a Russian and has non of Moore's witty charm.

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This scene is kino.

Dalton and Brosnan played the role too serious. Looking annoyed and angry all the time. What makes Craig a good Bond to me is the ability to act like he doesn't give a shit. In Spectre he looked bored almost, and I like that. To Bond that's how it is. Connery and Moore also had that playfullness.

He put on his cheeky suave smile all the time.

He looks like an actual British person, not what Jews want you to think British people look like.

I'll give you Goldeneye. That's kind of watchable (except for the 90's PC shit). But the others are pure garbage.

Conney's Bond films were shit besides 1 or 2

Looks like we have a bunch of nostalgiafag plebs who get triggered when actual films are made and instead call them "darker"
Yea they are directed better.

While i usually agree with your posts, i have to say Connery was piss poor in YOLT and even in Goldfinger at times, NSNA is shit and portrayed Edward Fox poignantly as a better british agent than Connery himself
Lazenby tried but the director always went at him for "portraying emotions", hence why he phoned it in half of the movie

moore you faggot git aids

this holy shit
blonde blue eyed men are being called "russians" by libshits now? jesus christ.

Dolph's casting as Ivan is still reflected in our modern society
He's the face of the enemy for liberals, quite ironic because Dolph is a longtime liberal due to his recessive cuck genes

snaggletoothed buggering brits detected

Still drillin that oil, eh Dolph?

And crude oil at that

There is no beating around the bush, "she" literally looks like an ape.

What's he banging now?

Pretty sure he's married to some hwhite chick and has kids with her.

Yeah, so he's not still drilling the oil.
I don't know why people have to bring his past up when he's not really that cucked on politics or other things. I mean he has a fucking family.

wait let me find a pic of his current wife. just realized the filename says ex

His life is a god damn movie.

Now this is bait.

I want Dolph Lundgren to be the new James Bond personally.

How the hell does that work?

Because the entire movie besides him wasn't directed well?

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
BONDOLPH

That's the most badass reason for a divorce.


Too old, unfortunately.

With the retarded decisions made before he could very well be casted again, ignoring he was a minion in A View to a Kill because the mad negro asked the director he should be in a scene
He could make a very cool henchman

I miss Jaws

pretty much
bond is gay

You can't MEMEPARK like a REAL MEMER

bump

sad

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Craig looks exactly like my pureblood Polish biochem professor.

My Belarussian mother likes Craig the most our of all Bonds because "he looks Slavic".

Bond bump

That's my favorite trilogy with that early 70's exploitation genre run.
Diamonds are Forever - gaysploitation
Live and Let Die - blaxploitation
Man with the Golden Gun - fusploitation

… and I've come to appreciate On Her Majesty's Secret Service over the years

His Bond outings were alright, I guess, but Mikkelsen as "Le Chiffre" was the highlight of the Craig Bonds for me so far. Bardem's Silva/Rodriguez is probably a close second, as far as Bond villains from Dalton forward through Brosnan & Craig.

What the fuck, I consider Craigs the least watchable with Casino Royale being his only good one.

I've only ever watched Dr. No, The man with the golden gun, casino royale, and skyfall and I can honestly say Dr. No was the only one I enjoyed. Connery excels in that role.

Exactly, they rebooted Bond and made it into pozzed Nu-BBC-propaganda shit. Gone is the wit, the charm and the unapolegetic schlock-spy-shit.

Roger Moore performed the most dangerous Bond stunt of all time in A View to A Kill when he got into bed with Grace Jones.

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Most of the Bonds up to Pierce Brosnan were good/watchable. As far as best that is up to personal preference and debate.
I think Bond dropped off after Sean Connery, personally. It picked up slightly after Roger Moore (2nd weakest Bond but still has some ok films) but I don't think 007 ever reached the level of Connery or ever will since sjws & communists think its wrong to have a non-beta male as the protagonist in this retarded society.

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Everyone is a racist, that is the nature of this existence.

i watched pretty much all of these when I was younger so I think they are good. I'm sure I wouldn't like them as much watching them for the first time now that I'm older

I think they had bond marathons on TNT/TBS or some shit. Those were the days. I even liked Moonraker which is universally panned.