As we all know that Holla Forums has been using meme magic as a way to summon their frog god Kek. So what if we used our own meme magic to summon our own animal god.
Since Holla Forums loves their frogs why not summon the cobra goddess Wadjet? After all its known that snakes eat frogs so why not give it a shot? What is there to lose aside from wasted time.
If you're trying to out-faggot Rebel Oncology you're wasting your time
Jayden Hernandez
pathetic.
Carson Morales
this and this. please get aids, OP
David Clark
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Jose Brown
I for one agree with you comrade. We need to use their own weapons against them. I think we should come up with our own OC god though. A scorpion maybe?
Elijah Lopez
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Robert Rogers
Alveus is the one true commie god.
Hail hydra.
Hunter Parker
tankies do not try to hide their fascism at all these days, and yet somehow the liberal LARP idiots that fill this board dont seem to notice
Ryan Collins
Pull the fucking stick out of your ass and lighten up. Jesus christ
Aaron Garcia
Just FYI Holla Forums's kek was an actual Eyptian frog god so its not like they were original anyways.
For those that do hate me~ Listen to me at least, reason other than being a horrible reactionary that wants to see Holla Forums get pissed off, the purpose of the idea was Wadjet is protection, one that will protect us all. But of course none of you have to truly care though which is understandable and can admit I am foolish.
But if you insist that I go to >>>/leftyb/ I can do so, at least consider the idea. We don't have to force it of course. Just an idea. Better than the >>>/gulag/ I will tell you that. I shall return with better input on threads.
Aaron Morales
All will be one.
Hail Hydra.
Jason Wright
okey, if we wanted to do this, I don't think picking a random animal and deifying it is the way to go. Kek is the god of chaos and night, he's an image board god, not a fascist one. It's natural that he would be attracted to and appear before some shitposting neets. Should Holla Forums summon a god it must be one who shares our ideals, or risk summoning noting but wrath. Shai, could be a candidate. It's a god of destiny, both of the individual and the whole. Could be re-branded as a god of historical materialism. The romans envisioned him/her as a pig with a snake head I believe.
Hunter Brooks
Maybe, as a counter to Holla Forumsyp racism, we should make offerings to Xipe Totec? He know that we're all the same, under the skin.
Juan Torres
yes, I like it. Xipe Totec, god of liberation and class warfare.
Gavin Nguyen
Holla Forums gave divine interpretation to their fucking smug frog, the "meme" created the religion not the other way around, if you try to make a "god" with no other purpose and history than countering Kek, you'll end up as something as stupid and quickly forgotten as /x/ attempt at "stopping" ebola chan.
Ryder Rivera
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Kevin Bennett
Ohh Xipe Totec looks to me like a good candidate.
A god of birth-death-rebirth. Agriculture, and Liberation of seasons. Perfect man in my opinion. I shall look more into this and see about what offerings we can do!
Christian Cook
I want to have that poster on my wall
Connor Lopez
Nice thread subject, are we listing things that are mutually exclusive? Let me try.
How about "Intelligence and Holla Forums" or "Critical thought and Holla Forums?"
Adam Ramirez
Actual Holla Forums here.
If your simple existence was not enough of a joke.
You go and pull something like this.
To stay on topic here is your false god you cant worship to make your cummunist dreams come true
Josiah Carter
I like to shitpost here but you don't have to be mean about. I have a bit of sympathy for their twilight existence in this age.. I want real leftists to feel our vengeance, pussy cuck sjws are too easy
I like it. The best way of worshipping him, because he's an Aztec god, would be sacrificing bourgies and fascists. Blood for Xipe Totec!
Luke Lewis
Well I managed to do one thing I wanted to accomplish with this post is getting Holla Forums mad. Tehehe no need to be so angry Nazi, soon we will sacrifice you to Xipe Totec and he will be pleased with the offering!
Adam Russell
Hegelian sorcery is the only answer
Joseph Lewis
the night drinker will feast on your flayed skin, and you will gaze eternally in to the red smoking mirror. nothing personel.
Benjamin Smith
At least, this one has some meme history, why not doing that? The mortal ascending to godhood via dialectics?
Cameron Jackson
Hail r'kka, horse-headed god of brutality and defecation!
Isaiah Cruz
Let's not try and just be a left wing version of Holla Forums. How's that sound? If we try to use memes as a way of promoting class consciousness among autistic internet dwellers, the only way it could be done is to poke the most obvious and difficult to plug up holes in capitalist theories, and redirect them to non-scary sources of educative left wing information.
Noah Thomas
Calm down, no need to get too serious. Yes I understand, I honestly brought this up as some light hearted fun and a way to trigger Holla Forumstards. Plus I wanted to see what everyone's opinion of it was.
Together with Xipe Totec will liberate the people from porky and bring rise to a glorious revolution! R'kka is our Tankie, Xipe is the Marxist together the duo gods crush all those in their path!
Hegels was a Wizard beyond our times!
Jack Gray
you guys fart out and force the least successful meme attempts of any goddamn board I've seen here. maybe its because you're not as passionate behind you're beliefs and ideologies compared to other communities on Holla Forums. you guys lack creativity as well
kek would not waste any time here. just saying
Sebastian Lewis
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Hudson Martin
Ohhh another butthurt naziboi to sacrifice to the Great Xipe Totec! I heard the best way to show thanks to Totec is to skin the person.
Kek's followers will kneel down to the mercy of the Liberator of Man Xipe Totec and Warrior of the Cause. Then we will murder your frog god! Thus make you eat frog legs.
Seriously though I am having too much fun with this comrades. I needed this after a while of being bored to death.
Adam Bennett
I always waste my time. I just noticed this thread on that stupid "Velocious Threads" thing jimbo put up, and thought I'd put in my two cents.
Sage negated
I'm actually from Holla Forums but ok
Aiden Watson
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Cameron Jenkins
wew you've seen through my ebin ruse
So are you implying every board except this is a Holla Forums colony? thats some Holla Forums tier crazy conspiracy theory shit m8mfw you've become the very people you've resented
Chase Johnson
pol is literally the biggest userbase here, how is that a conspiracy?
Julian King
copying the white people´s inventions classic nigger lefty tactics
Evan Wood
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John Morgan
but I thought MLP was degenerate o_o
Aiden Foster
We've already got the feminists to fill our quota of spooky bullshit. We don't need even more spooks.
Asher Collins
you're getting spooked by the spook of spooks, rookie mistake fam.
Ethan Adams
Oh C'mon Annon don't be like that man. Can't we have some fun around here without calling it spooks. Its not like we are trying to make a legit religion.
What is White? Who is white? Why do you believe those people are white? What if I told you that the concept of race was a way to cateoragize people based on different pigments. That those who take it seriously are spooked beyond belief.
Jack Johnson
Holla Forums can trace a swastika frog back 8,000 years. They can literally map the progression of pepe through the rise and fall of multiple civilizations. And you are trying to make a golden calf.
Jace Cox
the Flayed one is displeased with you. You shall be flayed on the alter of our god the mighty Xipe Totec. With your blood and skin we shall liberate those who are enslaved.
Mason Morgan
pottery
Nathaniel King
If you consider Aztecs as Niggers. Which I don't know why you would be not my problem. Since anything remotely tan is nigger tier to Holla Forumsacks.
Daniel Young
This
Kek looks like shit, overcomplicated sparkledog god
Parker Ross
The only reason the golden calf wasn't successful, was Mosses destroyed it and killed it's followers.
Can we have something like the Maya god of the end? Posadism and so on?
Noah Walker
Seriusly though, I vote Nyarlathotep. Knowledge and Chaos for all the proletariat!
After all, doesn't pol want order?
Jackson Wilson
Stop coping Holla Forums, do your own thing.
Like the glasses man, that was a good one.
Andrew James
So the only reason it wasn't successful is because it failed? Leftypol in a nutshell.
Jaxon Reed
this meme needs to die \
Oliver Harris
It's all just factions on this site. Instead of anonymity people just identify with whatever board they like most.
Jace Harris
Has leftypol been destroyed? I think not…
In fact.. I think it's growing stronger than ever.
Christopher Thompson
Is Leftypol the mighty Hydra? because if is so then we should be careful. We cannot get too big other wise we will be burned.
Aside from me larping so hard, yes I took the idea of meme magicks from Holla Forums and yes I feel that they will be butthurt but I don't care. I will create my own idea for this giving thoughts.
Andrew Jackson
pure cancer
Jose Stewart
Kek is also more commonly known as kuk.The male form is a frog and the female Keket is a snake. Kuk is the darkness so the counter to that is Ra, the bringer of light. Kuk is a minor god in comparison to Ra.