PRESS BRIEFING THREAD #5

I think several of us would die from smug overdose

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why it happened in canada? because it can't be investigated there

SEAN "TABASCOLOCAUST" SPICER

VOTING MACHINES BTFO

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I love this weeb

Something tells me this edition will be EXTRA SPICY. I must prepare my body.

Very good. Enough time for a nap.

>spicer has played this trash

What brought about this "Spicer is a weeb" meme?

Thats not how Trump operates. He would have already captured Soros before making the announcement.

The fact his twitter had him posing in a Gundam cosplay.

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Oh sweet Jesus the weebs are taking over.
Waifu mitt uns

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I watch NBc nightly news every night to keep track of official propaganda, and you can always predict their nightly hit peice by what pointed, rediculous questions Kristen Welker and the other media drones try to hammer Spicer on. I love seeing them BTFO and then watching it fuck up their hit peice. We've got the best weebs, don't we folks?

(heiled)

Not sure what a Gundam is, but I think its the same thing.

(it only costs a million dollars)

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Will the Sessions vote be after or before the conference?

Dual chainguns on the left hand, it looks like.

I read this as "Fisting the Media edition"

I'd say that sums it up.

You know.. since all the memes became true..

Trump uncovers secret NASA plan that made exosuits. All Trump's administration gets one. First image I found searching for exo-suit.. I don't even know anymore what is happening.

Hard to say, there seems to be an endless parade of cucks giving +30 minute speeches about how mean Sessions and Trump is.

Yeah but they can't filibuster anymore so what's the point

(heiled)

Invest in Raytheon I say. They are always a safe, less publicly discussed option. I did a play stock account and invested in all sorts of nasty businesses, like Monsanto, and Halliburton.. they actually all tanked except Raytheon, someone had told me to buy them because he doesnt like the idea of companies who make all the most powerful weapons to blow people up. TBH I have no problem with that, wed have those guys in a National Socialist society, too. Germany contracted its weapons of war out, like the tanks etc.
Pic related, the Porsche attempt at the tiger.

Isn't that the guy from the Avengers movies?

My guess is that it is all grandstanding. Someone in chat mentioned that the vote is going forward in 20 minutes, so 11:20ish central.

Trump already has the billionaire playboy philanthropist thing going for him.

Thanks, and what chat?

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This guy is actually enjoyable to listen to, but I don't see the point in watching these more than once every other week.

Well I mean, if you DONT have autism…

This one

There is absolutely nothing wrong with killing those whose souls are burdened with the sands of the middle east

lmao faggot I bet you don't even watch C-SPAN.

There's too much going on in these first weeks, it's a unique moment

It doesn't get much comfier than this lads

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problem with those is ammo storage. They go through a LOT of rounds. Dual mounting them is probably counterproductive. 2 240s would probably actually be more combat effective.

Not to go against your pic comparing the zeon forces to marxist ideologies, but just throwing these out there.

I always thought of Zeon more as an arrogant Imperial Germany with more contempt for workers, not so much a 3rd Reich allegory

1 its a prototype
2 it has a large back end which probably holds ammo
3 its probably not meant for long term engagements as a simple rocket would fuck it up.

4 its probably being done as a marketing propaganda stunt to generate mass interest in battle mechs and generate a push for it from society - not for actual effectiveness

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That makes the assumption that Bernie and his commie supporters will still be around in 2020. I guarantee there will be another period of McCarthyism before then, if not an outright purge following a breakdown od RoL. It's a nice thought though.

No, after WW2, Japan was pretty forced to mask their contempt (can't think of the other word that's similar to relent in explaining a growing hatred) in having to take (((international))) influence and make themselves seem like good goys while shoveling out some anti nazi shit early on. At least it kept them under the radar till this present day when animu led to the creation of 2chan, which then led to 4chan, which led to the creation of /new/ and Holla Forums which then led to where we are now on Holla Forums.

Pic related. First Sentai series had the "Black Cross Army" as the main antagonists led by the "Black Cross Fuhrer".

Kojima memeing the (((Military Industrial Complex))) so hard that reality broke.

Another example is in the game Shin Megami Tensei Persona 2, where the protagonists are forced to take on Hitler, who wields the Spear of Destiny

Well we know the Japs are more spiritually attuned than whites for the most part. Figures they'd be able to sense how out-of-whack kike influence is and protect themselves culturally from it, even if it was just subconsciously.

Jews fear the samurai.

Could Kojima be seen as a Prophet of Kek? MGS is full of fulfilled and yet to be fulfilled memes, might as well be a bible of sorts.

Starting to sound like a liberal with Harry Potter and Star Trek, try the real bible instead

That's not actually Hitler, that's Nyarlathotep trolling everyone by taking every rumor about Hitler and reifying it to prove that the people are idiots and believe anything they hear.

I can't remember the gook's name but it was the other main writer who did all the context-shaping MGS2 predictions, not Kojima.

Kojima was responsible for the story and the tone but the main writer is the one who filled in the gaps with logic-backed predictions for where we're headed.

come on now fam smh

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I think that's Shuyo Murata

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thanks fam

remove judeo from judeo-christian

Good eye and memory user. Still most unfortunately remember persona 2 as "that game where you fought hitler, like in wolfen(((stein))).

That reminds me of how persona 3 and 4 from then on have been about the antagonists representing the general people's wishes to extinct or destroy themselves all the while remaining blissfully unaware of it happening. Persona 4 I believe had the story about one world that wasn't compatible with the other leaking and infiltrating the real world and destroying themselves because a growing resentment (ha, there's the word) of their own lives was forming. Huh, guess there's some subtle social commentary to be interpreted from that shit when everyone isn't focused and masturbating over social links and OTPs

Persona 2 also immediately contrasts Hitler with the jungian Great Father (Tyrant[negative]/King[positive]), who is fought immediately after. It's subtle but the Persona 2s are some of the most smartly written games out there. Eternal Punishment goes full NWO-Alex Jones, and its a delight.

I see subs but no image

It started?

Same

REEEEE

It's still on the "Beginning Soon" page for me

Just came out of the oven.. still hot.

Press the CC button on youtube. It's picking up press chatter from the room, I think.

Sean do your best today against the lügenpresse!

Yeah it seems like it's the pre-briefing instructions

Spicer-san ganbare!

It's pretty obvious the Persona series is made by a team of masturbation addicts with one guy who actually wants to make psychological stuff.

HERE WE GO

KITA KITA

czech'd

Sean "Keep 'Em Waiting" Spicer

I have footage but wheres the sound?

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P1 and the P2s were made by different people than those who made 3, 4 and 5. They were made by the original SMT team, and it shows.

Sound is fine for me.

キターー（゜∀゜）－－！

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fresh cuppa, streamin at home-office, so comfy

HE'S HERE

It's almost as if Kek is a forced meme designed to steer anons away from genuine information in favor of feel-good vagueness with no practical applications.

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WE LOVE Holla ForumsS AROUND HERE

HERE WE GO BOYS

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OU

Scalia 2.0 incoming

HYPE

Sally BTFO

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BILL "CHUCK NIGGERS IN THE FIRE" PRYOR

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i've always assumed it sounded like "POLE-ack"

nice

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We can rebuild him, better. We have the technology.

REMOVAL OPERATIONS
CALL THE SERBS

There's a disappointing lack of nicknames for Sean "Kike Slicer" Spicer around here

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Me right now.

[ACCORDION INTENSIFIES]

this one?

DAMN DEMOCRATS

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DEMOCRATS BTFO
DEMOCRATS BTFO
DEMOCRATS BTFO
DEMOCRATS BTFO
DEMOCRATS BTFO

democrats btfo

SHOUTOUT TO C-SPAN FOR REVEALING DEMS

SHOUT OUT TO C-SPAN

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I'm not a fan of Spicer. Seems like we could have gotten someone who doesn't state at notes and stumble over words. Confidently relaying progress is his job. He sounds like a nervous high schooler in public speaking class

Get to the questions, Sean. SPICE THEM.

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Internet freedom?

hi ctr

INTERNET FREEDOM

Kill yourself fam

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I missed it, what did he say about Internet Freedom?

hownew.ru

KANGS MONTH

NEGRO WOMEN

LET'S MAKE BLACKS HISTORY MONTH

NEGRO

BLACK HISTORY MONTH

SHORT

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SKYPE SEATS

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LOL! SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR BLACK PEOPLE BUT NOT JEWISH PEOPLE!

WHO'S READY FOR EGYPTIAN HISTORY MONTH?

The questions start

DISSENTERS WILL BE PUNISHED

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MUH MYSGONGY.

THE REMOVAL LAST NIGHT

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SESSIONS IN YET OR NOT??

DUBS MEAN YATES WILL BE TRIED FOR TREASON

He just knows this whole thing is pretty much pointless because the kikes and MSM will just spin everything he says out of context.

YATES DINDU NUFFIN

HE SAID IT

RIGHTFULLY REMOVED

DAS RITE

JEWS ARE JUST BASTARDS OF THE KHAZAR EMPIRE

THEY JUST CRACKAHS NOT THE TRUE ISRAELITES

That bitch knew she would be gone anyway… she did not do it out of caring so much about freedom and shit… she just went out with a bang.. fucking whore.

Rightfully Removed

FOLLOW THE FUCKING LAW YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING NIGNOGS

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They're gonna press on with this Yates bullshit aren't they?

"nah Im not going to do what my boss ask me to do"

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NO JOB FOR SNOWFLAKES

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MAYOR GIULIANI

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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

IT'S THE NIGGER SNAIL REPORTER AGAIN

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CLAIMED

They keep asking the same fucking questions over and over and report falsities over and over.

I WAS FIRST FAGGOT

wtf

Immediate spicy debunking of deliberate misinformation.

This. How the fuck is that even controversial?

SERIOUSLY, WTF

She's already beyond the wall. That cake face is only an illusiion.

You didn't claim her. She's mine!

He's really shitting on MSM

but what if your boss is a NAZI

CLAIMED

Repeat the same shit over and over again, the people will think there's a priority on that fucking question, then the narrative will sink.

WAIFU WARS

CUCKED!

fucking nigger

Then you punch him, OBVIOUSLY.

If you are a member of the DC journalist elite the very idea of getting fired or standards in genereal is unthinkable.

He shouldnt play that shit. Ask them if they were listening yesterday and to rewatch the footage.

You high five.

Gotta love the jibe at Democrats not representing the people of America.

Democrats can try to obstruct but the will of the American people will overcome.

Trump is mai waifu.

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You could even say that ``their will shall triumph``.

No bitch because the republicans have the majority and they have the nuclear option and will DESTROY the fucking Dems.

Salute him and proclaim heil hitler.

wew lad, I know where I'll be this time tomorrow

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You can have it.

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I bet ten keks that this is a dude.

I love how Democrats were so fucking tyrannical they nuked the filibuster which is unheard of. Now the Republicans are like fuck it. We'll just use that too. And then then for the first time in history the Democrats are talking about filibustering a Supreme Court nominee. I wonder if they'll really do it. They've been such bitches about everything the past 4 years I wouldn't be surprised.

From the sounds of what Spicer is saying, the Supreme Court nominee is going to cause more Democrat screeching than the Muslim ban did.

They're screaming into the void because they know they're FUCKED into 2018.

I'm trying to get into House of Cards at the moment, but it seems so pedestrian compared to all things Trump these days.

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I was thinking the same

Kill yourself my man

You obviously didn't watch any previous pres secretaries, spicer lays down the law.

yes

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spoiler alert:
I don't watch it but I heard there was a degenerate gay man on man kiss scene with the main character somewhere in the show

so you might want to save yourself some time and find another show to watch if that bothers you the main character is a fucking bisexual man

Odds are it's a straight white male (hopefully not jewish) who's opposed to fag marriage and faggotry in general.
Their salt tonight will sustain us for weeks.

PAJEET IS HERE AGAIN

THIS IS YOUR MESS BITCH

Hopefully somewhat young too so he lasts a LONG time.

YOU HAVE HELPED CAUSE THIS DISGUSTING KIKE MEDIA

YOUR NETWORK

CLEAN UP YOUR MESS BITCH

YOUR NETWORK BITCH
YOU DID THIS

IT'S GETTING SPICY

He called it a ban that means it's a ban. -CNN

Confirmed

YOU CAUSED THIS

Moving up in the world. He has a seat.

SPICIE

REMOVE!!!!!!

Sean is getting spicy

YOU CALLING HIM A LIAR?

BTFO

FUCK YOU GLENN

FUGGIN GLENN

ARE YOU CALLING THE SECRETARY A LIAR?

Wouldn't surprise me tbh. Basically all of the characters on that show are unlikable, cynical, power-mad drug abusers.

But I do like political intrigue, so it's working for me.

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FUCKING BTFO

Oh my God, fuck the fuck fucking off.

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This one is pretty fuckin spicy

anyone claimed her yet?

It will be Bill Pryor, personal friend of Jeff Sessions and one of the two people he announced from the beginning, along with Diane Sykes. Plus, Sean said "he" yesterday, confirming it'll be Pryor.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_H._Pryor_Jr.

really hope this changes and adding in polarized keks like InfoWars shits on their 'elite' and 'prestigious' status of their cucked press core

Checked for truth

SHUCKING AND JIVING

SEAN IS GETTING MAD

POLITE CONFIRMED

you should be banned from Holla Forums.

The should have executed her on the spot for insubordination.

Yea, the loo did.

The oven claimed her.

FUCK, SO SPICY

I NEED SOME MILK OR SOMETHING

>claiming a nigger for slavery

unclaimable.
her job is to distill salt and that's it.

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Anyone have a Scoville chart? This is getting very spicy.

I have a room for her

(((Glenn))) can fuck right off.

eh, very well. I have heard a lot of people like it.
i'm starting to turn into a weeb myself, only american media i still consume other then news and Holla Forums stuff is movies

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glenn btfo

I'M NOT GONNA DEFINE THE WORD GLEN

CAN'T SPLICE THE SPICE

TOOL USED BY SEAN ICE PICK SPICER TO KILL THE LUGENPRESSE

LAY DOWN THE LAW

GAS THESE MEDIA KIKE SWINDLERS

DEFINE THE WORD
These god damned people

WEW THESE FUCKING KIKES RIGHT NOW

"I'm not going to define the word Glen."

lol

This feels like my high school debate class.

year of the fire cock

How are these getting even better every day?

The fuck is a "full briefing"?

OY VEY YOU CAN'T ENFORCE THE LAWS IF IT HURTS MY FEELINGS SEAN!!!

SEAN PLS!

HOW WILL THE NEW YORK TIMES EVEEEEEEEEER RECOVER

Because everything is

Scout pls go

This mother fucker!

CLAIMED

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More like kindergarten…

Its alright, but compared to actual politics at least this election cycle it seems week af in comparison. Memeing Trump into office, harvesting salt, and shitposting was 100 times more entertaining than House of Cards.
Holla Forums > TV.

First Sean Spicer conference I've watched. How long do these usually last?

JUST

The memes dance before our eyes

nigga get outta my head!

because it's getting real. the clash between the press and the truth was bound to happen if this administration is what we think it is.

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A nose like a 6…

1 hour

The Russians have a working exo-suit program, we need to get ours into high gear.

NO DEAL MOTHERFUCKER

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An hour of questioning.
not long enough

He's just dividing us goys!

Long enough for him to lay down the law and put these shitstains in their place

claimed

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BUT HE SAID "BETRAYAL"
These people are all coached by the same source, aren't they.

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This greasy balding kike is such a slimeball

holy shit that kike is the most jewish person I have seen in a while

Yeah, I wonder (((who))) it could be.

And who the fuck is this?

You should have claimed the korean babe. Aussie cunt is a lesbian. And not the good kind.

(wew)
You sure?

Chaim Oyveybergstein, of the Jewish Times, the Most American Newspaper in America.

race mixing

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:^)

WEW

He didn't need to avoid that one. The idea is that if someone's family is complicit, you go after them too.

I fully retract my statements. He kills them with the bantz. I get it now.

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ARE YOU YIDDING ME!?!

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That's one sexy beastly head of grey hair.

Yea but avoiding it will make them saltier

Bless your heart

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the face of the fucking nigger snail

My dick cures lesbians.

Yeah, and it wouldn't have mattered if he'd explained it anyway.

CHECKED

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It is easy to forget just how much pressure he is withstanding being grilled by a room full of near literal communist propagandists, both kike and their collaborators

THAT APE getting triggered after hearing true information.

Is she trying to figure out how to stack the boxes to reach the banana?

Of all emotions towards men?

Has this one been claimed yet?

If not claimed.

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QUINTS INCOMING

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She's not intelligent enough for that.

SPICE THE MEDIA

claimed

hope and fucking change

NO AMERICAN CITIZEN WILL EVER BE TARGETED

q-quints?

claimed

GET REKT LUGENPRESSE

Not gonna happen.

heil hitler

NOPE

wew
it's over

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Too late mate

SPICED

wew

That's not the same woman.

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cuck'd

kek he just walked off

That crybaby at the end

KEK

THESE FUCKING KIKES

Where is the get?

DENIED

He didnt even answer that last faggots question

wew

NO FUCK YOU YOUR LIBERAL KIKE JUDGE IS NOT GOING TO SIT ON THE SUPREME COURT

kek I love when he walks out.

motherfuckers again with the last statement sowing shit, everyone that talks after the conference ends should be banned

Taken by force.

checked and

Claimed her yesterday. Find someone else.

Every one of these briefings I become more hateful toward these obviously treasonous Jew and nigger journalists throwing obvious bait at Sean.

MODS ARE NOT GODS THERE

haha, these are great

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they did the same yesterday with the obama shit. they know the microphones are still on..

No rollover.

I wonder which mental illnesses he has.

SUPREME COURT NOMINATION LEAKED

You realize Trump is going to nominate Cruz for the Supreme Court, right?

b-b-but president o'nigger

Niggers, you are all way too late.
Bow to my supreme waifu stopping abilities

So Sean Spicer will be doing this again tonight at 8 PM or something?

WEW

A HWNDU thread ffs

It's great, he just leaves them looking pathetic every time.

By all the powers of Trump I command this Press Conference to be really REALLY SPICY

Last I heard before feed cut. The cuck who said that sounded like he wanted to be corrected by the spice man as well. Top kek.

That would be hilarious.

ARE YOU LIVING UNDER A ROCK, KID? IT'S ALREADY OVER!

Re: mics, either theres a sound guy in charge or there is a button on the podium that mutes everyone elses microphone so you can talk.

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Mike Lee will be nominated. It's the payment for Ted Cruz endorsement.

Shooped

Press briefing.

I started making it once he started roasting that faggot who kept interrupting and I didn't want to not post it.

Dont worry lad I saved it

The way Spicer was playing it hinted at something major in the announcement. All this "ask me tomorrow" stuff and the delay of the announcement until after the Sessions vote. Plus the way Cruz has been grandstanding all day today. Yeah, it's gonna be him. And the leftist cries will be heard throughout the universe. Screencap this post if you want.

Nice.

My prediction is Ted will be nominated after Ginsberg dies.

Wow… This is terrible.
Maybe you should consider suicide?

The reservation he and Kellyanne hold when dealing with these weasels who are salivating over the possibility of a soundbite to manipulate is amazing. I'm an idiot for criticizing his articulation before taking questions. He is the obvious man for this job.

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can we meme ted into killing ginsberg?

And that kike hag can't die soon enough.

That's messed up.

KEK WILLS IT

Considering it offended you, I think it's mission accomplished Shlomo.

wew

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I never thought I would be this happy to hear news coming from my President and yet here I am every morning just waiting for a moment to hear about his plans.

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8 years, user

Can someone post the Hitler meme where it's like jews certain that he was a half-jew, gay, dickless, shiteater, yet they can't even prove the holocaust. Something like that.

dibs on this sweetness. Who is she?

Small edit.

me2

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Well his dad did kill Kennedy. They have a history of it.

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got dat gorilla dik, nawmeen?

lmao

You guys are gonna love this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Thrush

(((Glenn Thrush)))

David Duke

This is even funnier to me when I consider the schadenfreude angle. A year ago liberals were trying to meme that Hillary would appoint Obama to the Supreme Court so he could terrorize those mean dirty racist redneck inbred hillbilly hick trailer trash conservatives for the rest of time.

Instead, the Cunt loses to Trump. Liberals don't get that liberal kike, and they don't get Obama, but they get Ted Cruz instead. Hilarious.

It really was a decent show

That boy is serious meme material

Oh God please let it be him.

needs an exclamation point,
then it'd be perfect

He's like a slightly thinner Matt Forney.

But the exclamation point was dropped

I was going to mention the Jeb thing at the bottom too, seams anons think alike. Should be written as "¡Jeb!" though…..

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That addresses the one reservation I had with voter ID laws. Nice! It should never cost money to exercise a constitutional right.

she looks like hope hicks

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Another great briefing. He spends almost the entire time telling them to stop fucking lying.