Have you ever felt like Dobson? Also Andrew Dobson's thread I suppose

Have you ever felt like Dobson? Also Andrew Dobson's thread I suppose.

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I have. But then I remind myself that at least I'm not Dobson. I perk right back up then.

Jesus, no.

Link to original?

This is hilarious. I hope he does kill himself

That's our Dobson!

Feel like shit? Always, but then I remember I have you anons

Sometimes I feel bad but then I remember that I'm not Dobson and feel better.

No because I'm not Dobson.

How can someone be sad about drawing?

I've never been such a faggot that the entire internet unites to tell me what a faggot I am, so no.

Dobson actually provides a valuable service
he's a perfect example of what not to do.

when I'm working on my own comic and I'm not sure what to do. I just ask myself what Dobson would do
and then I just avoid that

I've always wanted to be the "anti-dobson", but I wouldn't know how to pull it off, so I figured that being passionate in my work and not being a raging cunt would've been the first two steps to it.

Frank Cho's already the anti-Dobson

Oooh, do go into detail, I wanna see what I can learn from him.

At first I thought maybe he was finally becoming aware what a douche he is, but it's probably just him trying to gt sympathy points.

I'm always scared that i'll fall into the same trap as slobson, but I don't know where he fucked up to begin with.

Anyone who's really based, like Jim Steranko, Frank Cho, Walt Kelly, or Uncle Ghastly is an anti-Dobson.

I had hopes for Dave Kelly, but then he just had a complete meltdown and became possibly the only SJW lamer than Dobson.

IMO it's less a matter of political ideology than just not letting the opinions of idiots sway you this way and that, making you flip out or changing your mind with weak arguments. Literally, based. Just an attitude, like you've actually thought out your own position and can defend it instead of basing your shit on the parroting of others. There's based mothers from all over the political spectrum, and a range of based-ness, like, say, RHJunior and Jay Naylor are both right-wing nuts, but Naylor is a lot more based than Junior, having an actual philosophy rather than just religious dogma backed by nothing but brittle ad hominem insults. As lame as Objectivism is, at least it's a goddamn ethos, instead of a lot of double-talk to excuse a lot of brainwashing.

A guy like Frank Miller is more… fossilised than based, and Dave Sim just kind of stuck his head up his own ass and rolled away into la-la land.

I'm Anthony Burch and I'm glad I'm not Andrew Dobson.

I might be shitting from a bag and have one testicle, but I smile and remember; I have friends unlike dobson.

Holy shit I haven't read that name in years.
Is his stuff actually good? I just remember reading his webcomic a long-ass time ago when I was a teenager and enjoying it, but maybe it's just because I enjoyed almost every single thing I read back in the day and it was pornographic.

She is now a sexy lady.

What a saggy ass.

No, he views himself as a victim. These people are picking on him and he doesn't know why and these people are ruining drawing for him. These people are bullies.

His art has actually gotten a lot better, despite only occasionally cartooning. He uses a lot of Poser type models, but it works for him, because he puts a lot of work into the rendering and the painting over.
ghastly.comicgenesis.com/

Yes, he is a crossdresser since his wife left him. Yes, he looks pretty good in a dress for a guy who only started trapping in his 40's. He also landed the role as Dr. Frankenfurter in the Rocky Horror Show, which is kind of like winning the Olympics for drag queens.
ghastlyimagedump.tumblr.com/

He wrote a book about how to draw sexy women realistically. He also trolled one of the creators of Spider Gwen by giving him Preparation H after the creator of Spider Gwen cried on twitter about Frank drawing a sexy version of Spider Gwen.

I realize it's been a while since I've drawn and I should get back to it. Probably work on human anatomy as well.

We don't deserve Frank Cho.

Let's see . . .

When i read stuff like this , Dobson's life (and art) would probably improve if he stopped using the net/social media and keep his mouth shut (No, we don't need a comic saying why you don't like Ocarina of Time or why Metroid: Other M is your favorite). He needs to stop caring what other people think of him and start having "fun" with his art.
There was that penciled sketch of one his pirate comics which looked better (in panel layouts and character posing) then the final product, what happened there? Did his overthinking kick in and make it worse?

Has any of this virtue signalling of his actually resulted in anything positive happening or even art jobs for him? He makes all this drama and noise, what does he get in return apart from mockery?

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Lead by example and kill yourself.

There are few out there who completely and perfectly exemplify the "obese, balding, self-hating, immasculine, "women are the superior race" middle-aged beta male who realizes he will never be considered a man nor ever find a woman who will love/lust him, so has dedicated his life to being their champion who hails them as the Superior Race, hoping they will tell him he has value to them" stereotype.

Andre "Tom Preston" Dobson is one of them.

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Seriously.

Bob, Dobson & Deutsch are so alike it's scary. They all came to the realiziation that they're all in their 30's, (not morbidly) obese, and will remain virgins for the rest of their lives… but they desperately need to feel needed by women. They wanted women to be happyn they existed. They don't want to die without a woman out there, somewhere, saying "I;m glad he existed".

So they became champion of womenkind. They became knights. They preach to the world that women are superior and beg any woman who will listen that white males are to blame for EVERYTHING and, on behalf of disgusting white men like them, they are soooooo sorry.

And they go to sleep at night happy, feeling fulfilled. They made a woman happy. They fulfilled that biological need. THEY PLEASED A WOMAN (indirectly).

It's pitiful, really. Women hate being put on pedestals. You fall off. And these pathetic, self-hating male feminists don't even see women as a real people, but an "evolved form of life" who are not held back by those "male" biological traits that lead to a world of mur4der and rape. Noooo… women are in tune with their FEELINGS, and are SENSITIVE, and would make a world of sunshine and flowers, if only men would stop ruluing the world for just 5 minutes. And lesbians are the one true, pure love, of course. Pure, and sweet, with flowers and soul-unity.

Fucking Puh-lease.

This is what happens when you refuse to leave the comfy self-pitying bubble you climb into when you get called "nerd" as a kid by rowdy, masculine boys, and you're the weak, sensitive, prefers-reading-alone-in-the-library-during-lunch type of young boy who was only able to cope by convincing himself that he wasn't less of a man than those macho, confident, makes-friends-easily-with-other-boys-AND-GIRLS type of boys… but he was actually superior.

Chubby lil' Bobby/Dobby/Deutsch knew he was a new kind of male, a better male; an evolved male. One in touch with his feelings which meant he could better understand and connect with women, because he thinks the female race are all sensitive, frail, emotional creatures like him, who were also superior to your typical male and recoil at the low, base, animalistic, snorting, farting, guffawing beasts boys truly are, ruled by animalistic sexual lusts and prediliction for physical recreational activities.

He's lived with his coping mechanism for so long, he's made it his identity. Men are low animals ruled by their animalistic passions, women are superior and are an evolved, delicate creature, and only the true enlightened male is sensitive enough to walk astride them and fight for their emancipation.

All because he never got to play ball with other boys when he was a kid because he was too delicate, and too "sensitive" to make friends, and would self-sabotage by endlessly overeating to give himself a reason why girls don't fancy him. By being covered in fat, oily, smelly rolls of lard, he would never have to be put in the scary, terrifying situation of having no reason why he doesn't ask her out. His fat saves him from that terror, and that comforts him.

But it's okay! He's accepted that he will die a virgin (he would NEVER hire a hooker; he RESPECTS women too much for that!). Instead he has answered a higher calling: being The Deliverer, nobly sacrificing time from his life to make the lives of women *that* much more bearable. Such a brave man… such a tragic man… PITY HIM, AND HONOR HIM. HE IS BETTER THAN YOU. You males may think your real men because women love and lust you, but Bobby/Dobby/Deutsch love women -as a species-, and have loved them in a way you could NEVER understand!

But women understand. And deep down in their perfect hearts, they give thanks. Bobby, Dobby & Deutsch made a difference to humanity. They pushed our race just that closer to spiritual evolution… they respected women! And denounced any male who dared treat them as "real people", and not the harbingers of a perfect future.

He cucked for Hillary. Presumably so that DC wouldn't blacklist him at a crucial time when he needed money for cancer treatment. He's exactly the type of person to let idiots sway his opinion. He's neither fossilised nor based

Oh, and women who dare to not gleefully accept their male feminist worship are either:

1. Uneducated, ignorant, or just stupid
2. Have been tricked by evil male misogynists
3. Attention whores delighting in being the token

Which is not misogynist at all. No, not at all. "Your opinions aren't your own! If they were, you'd agree with me! You must stand with these liars and criminals I worship because you have a vagina! Like them! We… that is you women, and us, your male vassals, must be united!"

Yeah, that airborn male patriarchy particles in the air and toxic alpha male dick just warps women's brains and turns them against themselves. Who knew?

Sounds like he's got a pretty good reason to do so.

But yeah, back to Dobson.

He a shit.

Dobson deserves much more crap than whatever is being thrown at him now.

Silly, user, he actually did, when his mother gave birth to him

That image is missing /ck/ and /fit/ hating him for eating and promoting McDonalds burgers, and Holla Forums for his Applephilia.

How can one man contain so many shitty opinions? He truly is inflated with them.

I feel like murdering Dobson, does that count?

And I mocked him for having a friggin teddy bear fursona. If I'd look that shitty, I'd even be fine with a mole rat fursona.

I'm pretty sure his fursona is just a rip off of one of the Gummy Bears. You know

The blue one…

that's an artist…

That rapes mermaids

You cant rape the willing

Thats even more retarded.

Those this faggot even logic ?

Nice analysis

Because he refuses to take any actual criticism and lumps it all in with blind hate so he never improves.

Not really. If he needed work so badly he could just keep his mouth shut about politics. Instead he chose to virtue signal.

Should be the other way around, Dob

Are we talking about Andrew Dobson or BrokenTeapot?

They're basically the same person

I really don't want to take his word for any of these, especially since that he's not offering any context behind these.

that second pic is missing the obvious, Holla Forums - for being an anti-white, self flagellating cuck

Here's the thing about Dobson feeling bad about drawing: He should. He should absolutely feel bad about the things he draws and acknowledge that no one likes him, his work, his opinions, his beliefs about the artistic process, his sense of humor, his obnoxious obsession with trying to prove how much smarter and more rational and reasonable he is than everyone. He should absolutely stop drawing. At the very least, he should stop posting all of his whiny blog comics, like that one, until he has cleaned up his fucking life and gotten himself to a place where he can create something that is better than the garbage he's been putting out for damned near a decade.

I feel no pity or sympathy for a man who has the self-awareness to acknowledge his own faults, but insists on fishing for sympathy with some insecurity porn instead of addressing those problems like he's supposed to do.

Let me get this straight - Dobson paintbuckets on the same layer as his lineart? If so, the reason why this obese, repugnant 8ball isn't drowning in shit is because he's becoming increasingly irrelevant, which somewhat saddens me; Who else am I to feel superior to, if not Dobson?

In my experience, and the evidence will support this, the harder someone fedora tips, virtue signals, and shills for marxist/feminist ideology, the nastier the skeleton in their closet. Their bark is proportional to the guilt and sin they feel weighing upon them.

Recent example: Joss Whedon's ex-wife just outed him as being a total piece of shit who has been abusing his position of power on set to have numerous affairs with women who worked on his shows while preaching the good word of feminism for all who would hear him.

Knowing that, I wonder what ol' Movie Blob and Dobson have done to make them act this way. Just imagine what Trudeau had to have done to make him turn every conversation into one about feminism and diversity.

Narcissism at it's finest.

I can't even draw a decent fucking body worth a damn and yet i'm still a better artist than dobson.


Be Castro's actual son?

Dobson actually did have a girlfriend at one point, amazingly. She was a Jew, and he got all pissy about having to celebrate Hanukkah with her family.

Is /a/ a trap?

Normally what I hear is that male gamers love to play as female characters to stare at their ass.


Reminds me of the guy who did that strawman comic about women being drawn in comics and how apparently women only love bishounen guys.

The more i think about it Dobson is like Moviebob's long lost cousin.

Nah, he's the Bizarro RHJunior.

Do so and stop using fucking twitter, you twat.

I love british insults.

Everyday I wake up and everyday I'm glad to find out that I'm not Dobson. I'm also glad that I'm not Anthony Burch.

Isn't he the one who got water chucked over him at a con and freaked out that it was acid (even before the current rash of acid attacks)?

That's cultural appropriation, you tosser!

The most important part of Dobson's cautionary tale is that he wasn't always a 100% steaming pile of shit.

There was a point where he still had potential before he went full SJW.

Even when he was a fetish artist, pretending to be a teen girl no less, he wasn't that great. He's got a shit sense for figure drawing, proportion, body language, composition, color, perspective, paneling, pacing, and all the fundamentals he was supposed to learn while he was in college.. and as his comics show, repeatedly, he is aware that he is thoroughly deficient in skill and talent, and instead of solving that problem, he makes pity party comics where the punchline is, "I'm a fucking idiot, please dote on me and tell me I'm good!"

What's really hilarious about it all is that he could have become much better if he had actually stuck to the weeaboo shit. Instead, he devolved hard and decided that it was a smarter idea to emulate newspaper comics and embrace laziness.

Yep!

Didn't he just thought it was piss because it mixed with his sweat?

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Why did he get a hateboner for anime anyway?

You took our rock, I can take your insults, you wanker.

I like irish insults too.

Is Dobson the anti-Whomp?

Because anime has upskirts, female characters that act feminine, loli characters, and more. As a man on the right side of history, Dobson cannot like anime.

That or because there were a lot of artists and "artists" on DA that were heavily inspired by anime/manga and were being hated on, and so Dosbon thought he could avoid the hate by stating that he was anti-anime.

Maybe he wants to distance himself from his inflation era, as it's style back then was heavily influenced by animus or mangoes.

Probably started sometime between the time he realized he would never be as good as the 80s anime he emulated and the period where he started insisting that he was a professional cartoonist which meant he was qualified to give advice on being an artist. He probably sees "anime style" as the thing that held him back from becoming a better artist because young Dobby wanted to draw anime girls, not study the fundamentals.

He likely attributes this to being a young, stupid otaku and now looks back thinking he's so much smarter than his old self.. but he hasn't changed one bit. People tell him how to stop being shit at art and he gets angry at them or dismisses them. They tell him why his work is shitty and he presents excuses or insists that he knows what he's doing.

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I never used twitter before you piss-taking knob-goblin.
See, british insults are fun

>as a (((white person)))
I'd say he gets the gas, but he would confuse it with some inflation fetish.

His Naruto loving anime club made fun of his taste and he never recovered.

Why can't there be a difference between being bad and wanting to improve

Because he used to draw in an anime style and he blames it for him not becoming successful rather than him not studying the basics and working hard to improve his skills.

hits it pretty much on the head here about his inabilities regarding composition, body language, shading, etc but didn't list Dobson's single largest deficiency: appeal. Dobson is to appeal what a bowl of Nilla wafers is to a chili cook-off.

Dobson understands almost everything about cartoon art except for appeal. Now Mary Blair, she's the final word when it comes to appeal. You noticed the image thumbnail to this post, you immediately saw it was interesting what all with the sun on a pitch black sky with wild west desert motifs with subdued earth tones and not saturated primaries.

Another fine example of appeal working is MLP. Also, there's a lot of webcomics that Holla Forums as a whole tends to shit on but they remain guilty pleasures to a few regardless because despite everything they still manage a shred of appeal.

Dobson cannot manage this. He's the universal standard for absolute zero when it comes to appeal. He's not the worst webcomic artist in the world, but he is the patron saint of mediocrity. Antonio Salieri can rest in peace now.

So much for wanting to improve. Get back to it you silly bugger, and draw from life.

Try keys to drawing first, then go on with loomis.
make sure you do the exercises, fag

Then who's the bizarro dobson?

I'm very lazy and I have no will to do anything without something to stand behind. The only reason I play vidya is because the mental challenge it brings validates me slightly

Something about everyone telling me to read loomis reeks of hivemind thinkery which is distasteful.

Your art is also distasteful so there

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why the fuck does Holla Forums look like /vr/

Old image.

stolen from foxdickfarms*
Whomp is proof that Dobson could be a successful cartoonist if he chose to.

It has the same concept as SYAC: a comic about the daily misadventures of a cartoonist who is lazy, fat, ugly, disgusting, has no friends, has social anxiety and weird psychological hang-ups… pretty much Dobson with hair.

Also the art style is absolutely within reach for Dobson's skill level, if he stopped tracing for a couple of days and practiced a little to fix some of his most offensive mistakes.

The difference is Ronnie Filyaw can laugh at himself, and that's what redeems his character from all his shortcomings, and makes him relatable, even likeable.

On the other hand we have Dobson, a guy unable to admit he has ever been wrong (he's still trying to get the last word in arguments he had with random people in internet forums… after literally decades!) He has to always portray himself as a perfect pure being who is the victim of this sinful world, and because of this he can never highlight his faults, even less make fun of them (unless these are faults that he thinks make him look good, like defending women too much).

Take this comic:

Why it has to be some made up strawman who says that? Dobson is well known to be a keyboard activist, so the comic could be him walking by himself past the homeless while tweeting about social justice. He could make fun of himself that way. Instead Dobson cannot resist making the comic about "ugh, other men, amirite?"

But paradoxically his obsession with looking "good" is what makes him look bad. Because if he had made the comic I described, we might laugh at the situation, but then we might be like "yeah, he's a lazy fuck, but I also could talk less and do more sometimes, I guess I'm a bit of a hypocrite too", which is what makes a character relatable.

Instead, because of how he presented the idea, what the comic does is immediately beg the question: "And what have you done for the homeless exactly, Dobson? At least that guy is getting 10K reblogs, so his ideas are having some impact in the world. You do the same thing on twitter, but get 3 likes tops."

So at the end Dobson ends up looking more of a hypocrite than if he had made a comic highlighting his hypocrisy. And that's why he's so despicable.

Raises the question.
Begging the question means "assumes what it should be proving".
Ex: "When I asked the dealer why I should pay more for the German car, he said I would be getting 'German quality,' but that just begs the question."

Thanks, that's what I always get tripped on.

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And the reason not to do it is why?!

And where is his talent which gives him the right to explain shit to others?

I still feel somewhat insecure about my art, so here's dobson being cucked.

jajaja nice. He's ok in my book.

thag

Nice user, made me chuckle.

If only I were that funny or drew that well. Mind if I post a thing here?

This always makes me laugh because you can visibly see how much more interesting the pose on the right is, even though Dobson is completely incapable of making an attractive character.

MUH DICK

user, this is absolutely fucking hilarious.

This guy is really just one shitty day away from going full tranny. He's full of so much self-loathing and repression that it's manifesting in passive aggressive comics and tweets about how men are so fucking evil for liking women.

That first panel in the third one with the bike pump made me laugh. Good stuff overall, good use of a ninja turtle.

Too bad he didn't jump out the window in the last panel.
Other than that, top notch!

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Anthony Burch

I actually dug these up from an old folder, but it's best you dunno

Anthony Burch doesn't really do anything special in particular so he can get fucked. Jake Rapp is somehow even lower.

Dont you see, user?! Anthony burch is so pathetic that you dont even want consider him as the cuckest among numales!

Hell, he'll be forgotten within five years. Time will cuck him.

I think it's best left subtle.

breddy good stuff m8

is there any significance to the ninja turtle?
I'm behind on my Dobson lore

Jake Rapp had the balls to divorce his batshit pedo wife so he's more of a man than Burch who still lets everything happen.

If I could snag even a sliver of preston's education on art/cartoons, I would've kickstarted the next jerkcity a webcomic that wouldn't be a total piece of shit for once and completely outdo him in every category possible. Then again, you could practically say the same for essentially anyone on here.

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The last one is my fucking life.
Never trust insecure bitches, they are still bitches.

That's not the norm though, I know white knights who became white knights after being cucked by their social studies GFs

Fucking source?
I literally can't believe this cuck actually worked up the nerve.

Holy shit you fucking madman.

Maybe it's because ninjas usually wear masks.

eviltompreston, look him up on deviantart.
It's an entire gallery dedicated to making bizarro versions of his stupid comics.
Surprised noone brought him up here, unless there's something I don't know.

The fact Michelangelo has fused with Sans from Undertale makes this funnier to me.

I'm a fan too but fuck, get over it or meet up with the bronies and Homesuck crowd.

Thank you for these masterpieces.

I'm not that talented, but thanks

Holy shit after years of practice how could you end up doing this.

It doesnt even look like the other two faces and how could the nose cartilage change shape like that the fucking lips even contort in a way you would not think he has teeth.

It's a cartoony style. Usually doesn't make much sense. However he doesn't really do much cartoony stuff in these strips beyond being a blue bear in hat. So yeah it's just pretty shit.

Yeah, if you count the majority of fujoshits which is pretty sad. The male characters from older shows, mangoes, and games had some gruff and handsome features, but these days, it's hard to find them in moonland media, and all you see are lanky twinks with little to no masculine traits.

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I just don't know anymore

You sound troubled. Ever thought of cleaning your room, and working out to clear up your mind and to gain some esteem?
If you refuse to learn the basics or at least skim through a couple of pages from the book (which is free to download, and also available to buy) for some insight and references, then you should just go to Tumblr and draw like dobby or some other tumblrtard hack.

Oh yeah, something about my art… Behold!

I like his work.

That's cute.

you need to make more stuff, you could have a lot more fans if you put yourself out there

Someone's a fetishist.
It's actually kind of cute, I'd like to see more.

that's not actually mine

Not bad.

Who said I was a fan?

I think Jake Rapp even got married to a (female) former client as well. It's pretty impressive when you consider all that drama happened last year-ish and he's moved on.
Burch dragged himself lower over many years after his open relationship/bisexual stuff/divorce until finally getting married this year.
Dobson had that Jewish girlfriend and I believe nothing since then.

just saw this on his TL

"prooved the justice of our culture"?
can any SU fags explain this?

It's spelled "proved".
What they were trying to say was something along the lines of "you destroyed gender stereotypes you gaymer gurrl you!"

Some more for you's

dumbasses

He's surprisingly decent at drawing SU.

Which is very sad.

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You've got a bright future as a Memesmith, lad.

They're not mine, I'm just reposting.

It's a simplistic arstyle so not surprised.

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In a way these Bronatello comics are kind of endearing

I'd read it.

Triggered tbh
Here are some better fonts:
www12.zippyshare.com/v/5XUZcpSG/file.html

Thanks

Nice. Although I'm disappointed by the lack of cowabungas in the last one.

Because SU looks like fucking nothing.
It's lazy shit for girls. Oh, and some fags watch it too, I forgot. God that unappealing style, I'd kill the designers for it.


Bronatello actually understands the industry.

Something about him being a lazy cunt who blames their failures on everyone else makes me think he'd be incapable of using his detractors as a springboard.

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MAKE HIM EAT THE BULLET!!
DO IT!!

This is gold user, pure gold. Although you're sort of making me pity this Dobson guy.

Bronatello is a manifestation of dobson's sins coming back to teach him a lesson.

I don't want mercy, I want to see Dobson die horrible deaths.

I want to see dobson emotionally crumble to the point of no return and an-hero from a bicycle pump-related accident.

So he's DSP with thinner skin?

If Tom Preston is the king of delusional washout hacks and Chris-Chan is the king of basement-dwelling retards, DSP has to be the king of untalented, pathological liar scrubs with USI.

Dont you mean Queen?

:^))))))))

Dont remind me.
Dont you ever remind me of that again.
Ever.

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This comfy smug burns at Dobson like the flames of six million suns.

I propose that the majority of dobson's salt comes not from the fries he shovels down his gullet, but his heart.

:^)

archive.is/kgHIv

Looks like even tards like Hat Andy can nail down something good once in a while.

You know what's sad? I didn't make the inflation at first. All I could think about is what a great game Dig Dug is.

Y'know, for the first few minutes.

Okay you're gonna have to bear with me on this since i don't keep tabs on him but does he often talk about his inflation fetish?

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Only because it hits home too hard.

Truly fullchan is the world leader in memetic warfare.

Yes.

You're anonymous. Don't ask for permission, just post it. If we like it that's good, if we don't no harm done.


I found the original to numbers 2 and 3. Do you have the originals of the rest?

Even the cursor in the google pic looks like shit, can't that faggot Dobson do anything right?

Who's worse on their own forums, Dobson or John Byrne?

I haven't heard of a 7-heads rule for character design in my life, and neither does Google, apparently. I mean, I know 7 heads are supposed to be a standard male proportion, but you are supposed to play with that depending on the character.

I have felt like Dobson a few times because I've drawn thematically similar things as he did.

It's a funny excuse because a professional mangaka had to learn fundamentals. Dobson is just shit at art and is scapegoating anime for his own shortcomings.

Increasingly more often, yeah.

Too bad a good portion of them always seem to fail at anatomy.

Kek, dude has a whole gallery of this sort of shit making parodies of all the comics he made where he acts like a smug jackass.


I believe a big part of the reason he's a lolcow comes from the fact back when he ditched his old fanbase (Yeah, he actually had one back when he was doing inflation art before he went full retard) and started acting like a dumbass white knighting white guilt liberal, I think noone really gives much of a shit about the fetish itself seeing as /d/ is a thing and it's just seen mostly as a spinoff of breast expansion and weight gain for the most part which are considered slightly more "regular" fetishes.

He made himself a target because he's a unselfaware hypocritical idiot, like most people who cowtow to the left.
Just look at the "kill white people" posts, you need know nothing more.
People have actually genuinely tried to help him and he'd just try and throw them under a bus to virtue signal instead of listening to their advice.
As we all know, logic does not work on the left.

Even back in his inflation days, he was still a shitty artist; hell, I hear that the inflation community views "poppers" as the lowest of the low, which dobson did a lot of.

like 1% of them?

I wonder who is the Rob Liefeld of Manga?

Depends on what criteria makes someone Rob Liefeld. Is it just bad anatomy, or is it a specific type of bad anatomy coupled with a certain level of fame/success?

Oh yuck he draws that damn bear as if it had no teeth

Just wanted to make sure it'd be relevant or whatever, but it's not like this is a drawthread or anything of the sort.

sage as intented because my post isn't worth it.

Buronson's proportions are really off since he lost an eye, but at least he has a good excuse for being off his game, and has improved in other ways since Fist Of The North Star.
Rob was always that bad when he wasn't tracing, or getting his friends to ghost for him.

I don't think an asshole like Rob would get anywhere in Japan, in mango faces are so distinctive from artist to artist that a complete fraud like him would be immediately called out.

The artists of "No matter how you look at it, it's your fault I'm not popular"

Its even funnier because in the panel above it he has teeth. He can't keep his own continuity straight.

Anyone have the comic where he learns of the "fedora stereotype" and thinks he isn't the textbook example of one? "ONE OF US, ONE OF US" and such?

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I don't worry about what others might say about my art because I rarely show my art to other people, and most people are impressed by any display of artistic ability. I can identify with the rest of it, though.

I want to go up to his table at a con and just smirk and laugh at him.

Make sure to point while you do it.

Found some things.

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Who are you fuckers kidding? We're all like 3 bad mistakes away from being Dodson at any given time.

Correctly proportioned dobson looks terrifying.

as much as I hate dobson, I don't think head size is a fair criticism. It is a cartoon, and cartoons are just abstractions of reality. Most cartoons have abnormal proportions and almost always, larger than normal heads

Please, God, more

I believe the point of that comic was him being a douche about someone pointing out his character having odd proportions and the edit is someone pointing out 7 head tall dobson resembles a fursuiter.

That said you're correct in following the 'rule' is completely unnecessary as eviltomP points out in the first comic at

Except people like me for the fetish art I draw and I can take criticism and feedback.

What's the fetish?

Those are some insanely hard mistakes to make.

All the time, considering I am even worse than Dobson, at least, unlike him I am not a black supremacist even if my drawings are all trash.

I never understood how learning something that is several orders of magnitude more difficult would help you to do something that is considerably easier, seems like a kind of a filter to me.

What's the name of this thing again? I forgot

But it's explained right in the picture.

I ain't telling.


Medjed, an ancient egyptian figure with little to nothing known about it. The Japanese revived it as some weird mascot thing many years back, and then it recently got revived again because some new Fate game has an egyptian character with ties to Medjed.

Weird.

I get it, it seems like studying to the point of realism is a total overshoot if you just want to make animated characters. However both are connected by core proficiency.

The question is: How good do you want to be at drawing. Do you want to be able to just barely draw an illustration? Hammering away at a single sketch a couple hours a day for over a week? OR Do you want to be as good as you can be, able to draw with you want with gentle effort in reasonably small chunks of time?

To compare to physical strength; if you want a job where you're regularly lifting things about 70 pounds, being just able to lift it one time with all you have isn't strong enough. The most you're capable of lifting will be much higher.

So by the time you're able to put out say,

draw the image on the right with the speed and ease you want, you'll probably be capable of also drawing something more like the left, albeit with more time and effort.

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While Salieri wasn't a great composer (and even then, he was hugely popular in his day), that's only a small aspect of what makes a great musician. He was an great player and an excellent teacher.

This shit never explains anything, only with "just do it" bullshit, how the hell are you going to draw something you have never seen? I just don't get it.

Find reference. Draw from life. Google it.

Even though I like it, JJBA has some fucked up anatomy at times.

Don't tease us, I wanna know too.

Bert Dodson + Loomis.

Learning to draw or paint realistically gives you a solid grounding in anatomy, perspective, shading, etc. which you can then draw on to make simpler, more stylized art. Your stylized art will be better for your having a good understanding of the real forms you're expressing.

Well, guess we're in a full on derail to a learn2draw thread, so I'll link to a couple of guides with actual exercises.

sketchbook.com/blog/draw-imagination-part-1-precision/
sketchbook.com/blog/how-to-draw-from-imagination-freehand-perspective-and-drawing-in-3d/

Keisuke Itagaki

CHIN MUSCLES

How can someone draw characters so muscular but at the same time so homosexual?

DON'T YOU DARE BRING GRAPPLER BAKI INTO THIS

Someone skimmed through Dynamic Anatomy by Burne Hogarth.

Man, that's a great book. I used to just look at those illustrations all day. No homo.

LIELS

More cute medjed girlies?

I'll throw in more ebin meemees :^)))

lol

>>>/a/

Wow is the forearm really that short?

…No. Damn. Good eye.

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I wish dobson would just fucking inflate himself until he explodes.

isn't that like saying

The joke is they're playing a localized game on an old console so the text is in broken english.

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The hell is that?

I went to Dobson's twitter account and he has literally made 5 unrelated tweets in the course of 5 minutes. I mean, I thought I over-post to Social Media myself but this guy…

Skinwalkers

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There are worse cases.

I wouldn't worry about it.

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He'd be lucky if he could muster that much attention for that long. He might actually be able to scrape together a modest income from the die-hard autists who clung to his work. Even Bum Tickley is making money through merch sales, patreon, and ads… But Bum Tickley actually made some effort to improve as an artist over the past decade, instead of regressing harder than ever and spending all his time making passive aggressive comics about "the haters"

Think about that.. Dobson is a shittier, more emotional, less intelligent artist than Tim "Loss.jpg" Buckley.

Is that where using sheets to dress up as a ghost came from?

Probably where cousin it came from

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What's he gonna do now? How much is he getting on patreon? And more importantly remember when Googles was a thing and everybody had a grand old time doodling giraffes and chickens all over his DA page?

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Gooby?

Pls.

Is this our generation's 9/11?

Inflate ya lata

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Apparently that part was left out of every WW2 documentary I've ever watched. Nazis in the 1940s generally weren't known for being pro-America.

Could be the nazi party of america at the time. Though that falls apart since Reagan used that slogan and he's not a nazi unless your left of stalin.

That's not entirely true. Hitler himself was probably apathetic towards America at best until we wrecked those krauts shit but there was evidence he might've had a lot of admiration for Americanism. He was a huge fan of Disney for some reason as well. Maybe he saw America as some example of a state that was strong because of its brand of nationalism (hell, this was during an era where an IQ test was required still to immigrate to the states). Regardless we'll never really know for sure

Before Pearl Harbor there was a sizeable isolationist movement in the US. Not entirely sure how much of that was actually pro-Nazi and how much was just unwillingness to get involved in a European mess again.

One less degenerate on DA. Too bad about the innumerable others, that site might be worth visiting otherwise.

You wouldn't happen to have the download link to the book would you?

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From what I've read, Hitler literally couldn't fathom the United States. He thought things like the United States wanted to annex Canada and Roosevelt was jealous of him. Every time Roosevelt and the US would tell him to stop invading countries, he would just be baffled. The values held by the United States were so diametrically opposed to Hitler's worldview that they were beyond his understanding.

With this lack of understanding came contempt, to the point that when Japan declared war against the United States, Hitler did too, just to smugly spite them. Hitler was stupid like that.

Polite sage for being off topic.

Fuck off.

you're the type of idiot who believes everything you are told, lol

Except that's not what happened at all.

If Hitler understood the United States, then why would've he chosen to declare war on them after Japan did? He was under no obligation to aide Japan as their agreements specifically stated that aide was to be provided should Japan be attacked, not if Japan was doing the attacking. Why bring in another enemy, especially the United States, when he was still dealing with the Soviets? Why deliberately bring in an enemy who didn't even declare war on Germany in the first place?

Oh, and if Hitler did nothing wrong, why are there still jews?

I thought Hitler hated America or at least was concerned about her somewhat because it was proof that a country with was patriotic and loyal to their country and democratic ideals doesn't have to turn to fascism nor communism. It disturbs him that the US hates commies yet their people hate totalitarianism in general and remained more stable than the countries in Europe. To the point that a nigger beat his country's supermen in the Olympics.

Hitler's personal train wagon was named "Amerika". He was also influenced by the american book "The passing of the great race". Hitler didn't like a lot of americas pop culture though, as he didn't like that of the Weimar republic

Was this before or after that Disney WWI cartoon that triggered Hitler because of its portrayal of German people?

Hitler liked American industry, but the rest of United States was completely alien, confusing, and sinister to him. Following the Depression, he steadfastly believed that the United States was an economically weak country with an inferior form of government, a view he held until the end. His habit of surrounding himself with yes-men did nothing to change his views on the United States, and often served to strengthen his beliefs that the United States was no real threat.

So Hitler, being the stubborn, prideful, strategically-inept idiot he was, declared war on the United States and handed FDR the excuse he needed to get the United States involved in Europe.

Polite sage for being off-topic.

That's some nice alternate history.
Hitler only declared war because he wanted to stand in solidarity with his ally Japan. Had Pearl Harbor never happened, Germany would have probably went ahead with its business unhindered. It's just that the Germans wanted to show their friendship with Japan and got dragged into a big mess. Not to mention that Roosevelt had already declared a limited war on Germany the minute he implemented Lend-Lease.

I think you're the one wishing for that nice alternate history.

alexhays.com/loomis/

Again, under Germany and Japan's agreements, Germany was under no obligation what-so-ever to come to Japan's aide if they attacked another country. In addition, Japan had done nothing to support Germany's invasion of the Soviet Union, meaning that Germany had no reason to "stand in solidarity" when Japan, routinely, failed to "stand in solidarity" with them. Considering that at the time Germany's invasion of the Soviet Union was was grinding to a halt and dealing with the continued bombing from Britain, in addition to bailing out Mussolini's blunders in Greece, it was sheer arrogant stupidity for Hitler to go "Yeah, let's pick a fight with this guy too".

I give it three months before Dobby goes crawling back.

You call standing by your ally spite. Why do you think we should listen to you when it comes to human nature?

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politics ruins everything

Are you trying to win the "being wrong as much as possible with as little words as possible" contest?

I drew some oc
what do you think?

The natzees made a lot of peace deals that were all ultimately rejected, most of which renounced on all claims on non-core German provinces and colonies on the conditions of war reparations and racially sensitive European borders, but the eternal Anglo would have none of it. They didn't even want war with England and not because of "muh two fronts" since France capitulated in matter of weeks. The Polish govt was also very keen on exchanging regions and people with advantageous economical deals, except kike puppets in the administrations veto'd them. Even the fucking USSR didn't want any war going and agreed to splitting up Poland because the Allies wouldn't let them into the world economy, forcing them to go to war with neighboring nations until the Russian kikes decided to make a call to the (((City of London))). Meanwhile, the Allies were even prepared to move on with a full scale invasion of the USSR. And by Allies I don't necessarily include America, which was pretty much blackmailed, swindled and suicided their way into joining.
Did your sources also tell you that Soviet Russia and Nazi Germany were on friendly and economic relations prior to WWII? Or that the Allies were very keen on boycotting all German goods long before the war solely because they couldn't deal with the fact some other countries built themselves an economic system that didn't force them into bank-controlled slavery?

Nice, the uncanny aspect makes it funnier for some reason.

No one wants that.

Call him "Hat Andy".

Wowww

Does Dobson even has a friend in this world?

I think a better question would be if he even deserves anyone's time of day.

No

you didn't even mention the fruit on the iPad referencing his Windows v Mac comic

Almost too good to be true. Confirms everything we've ever believed about him… but people are rarely more complex than they seem.

wew lad

Huh? is Yehuda a trap?
also who draws fanart of their own relationship wtf?

Whatever that is I wanna fuck it

That's the nicest thing anyone's said about my drawings

Last few are up.

This stuff is fascinating. I haven't got this feeling since the old CA threads on Holla Forums.

What advice would you give young Dobbo?

Hmmmm, this seems fake. Most of this shit is what we known from the comics he draws, but it doesn't surprise me if he was the weird kid that always snaps at you, and wasn't worth the time to cheer up.

True, but this is coming from people who knew him before the comics, so anything goes really.

Quit while you're ahead, because you clearly can't swallow your own pride when you live off of fighting yourself, but mostly because you can't let things go nor properly vent your anger.

Draw from life, faggot!

I hear he have Inflated ego.