The first half was pretty gud, but we all know how out of place the second half was. Was there a way to fix this movie?

The first half was pretty gud, but we all know how out of place the second half was. Was there a way to fix this movie?

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just watch the first half then turn it off.

Not cast a nigger as a superhuman

Is a superhuman nigger on the same level as a normal white person, then?

Only if he was a kang and shit

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Pretty much this

In cartoons the black persons super power often seemed to be that they were smart.

Also remove charlize theron's character

Or electricity.

Should've included a hard R sex scene between him and the white girl superhero.

Give it up louis, your meme is dead.

How about not letting that fucking faggot steal yet another role belonging to a white man?

>"Yo, we went to see Frankenstein. In public. In 19fucking31. A negro and an attractive (if mentally unstable) blonde white woman. Yo."

Will Smith. Idris Elba. Morgan Freeman. All three of those fucks are guilty of stealing jobs from white actors. REPEATEDLY.

You're that guy who posts "cumskin" in every thread.

Whatcha talkin' 'bout, it's a movie about a homeless criminal drunk with superpowers who causes property damage wherever he goes. It's the perfect role for a black man.

So I was looking into this and the original script was awesome.

Hancock Started As Tonight He Comes - Hancock began as a spec script called Tonight He Comes. Written by Vincent Ngo, the original story was a controversial and philosophical take on superheroes, more like Leaving Las Vegas. The script became known throughout Hollywood as one of the best unfilmed screenplays. Despite its popularity, most of Hollywood thought it could never be filmed, because of its dark tone.

2. Hancock Was Originally the Villain - The original script had almost no relation to the final shooting script for Hancock. In the original version, Hancock is the villain, a foul-mouthed superhero clearly meant to be an evil Superman, who drinks, watches porn, and sleeps with prostitutes. The real hero is Horus Longfellow, a wimpy security guard. Hancock takes a liking to his wife, which Horus has a slight problem with, but can't really do anything about. Hancock teaches Horus' son to smoke, kidnaps Horus' wife, and slaughters the police force that tries to rescue her. (You can read a breakdown of the original at io9). The story was entirely re-written specifically for Will Smith, and made it much more family-friendly. The final shooting script bore so little resemblance to the original that Ngo refused to do interviews for Hancock, and gave all his profits to charity.
thegeektwins.com/2013/07/10-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about.html?m=1

Horus finally shows up and attacks Hancock, even though it's pointless. Hancock nearly kills Horus, but then Mary gets buried under some rubble and we think she's dead. Hancock feels bad and tries to kill himself unsuccessfully. But Mary isn't dead after all. In the end, Hancock goes back to being a good guy, while Horus and Aaron become real men. The last shot of the movie is Aaron watching his parents have sex. "They are in some latter state of coital bliss," the script informs us. "Horus thrusts. Mary gasps." The end

io9.gizmodo.com/5022392/hancock-could-have-been-much-much-worse

Jesus Christ I really hate io9 fucking SJWs writers.

You could have archived that aritcle, gizmodo are a branch company of Gawker.
archive.is/tLXQ0

What the fuck, all sounded great till that.

I am on my mobile phone so it is already hard as it is to edit my posts.
Yes I know that they were part of Gawker through the trah website Gizmodo.

Is there anyway to get the original script?

Yes the retarded SJW at IO9 could have included it.
Here it is

hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/7108/tonight.pdf

P125 is missing, content is on the comment section. (cannot paste because of the lines allowed here)

simplyscripts.com/2008/07/13/tonight-he-comes-hancock-script/

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Don't put in ancient mythology about gods of a European race being black.
Come up with a super opponent, an alien or someone for teh hero to beat up in the second half and save everyone.
But if he has to be a god in human form, make him a god of one of the African nations, and the godess a black woman.

So it was supposed to be a retelling of the conflict between Set and Horus?

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You know that any ayy civilization would more than likely wipe us out ASA they met us?
In an infinite Universe any competition can be the death of you.

So we're basically doing them and ourselves a favour.
1. We're shunning dumb people that could hinder us in the resistance and rob shoe stores while da ayy brotha is zappin da whitey
2. We're reducing their population by shunning them thus doing the ayy's work for them.

This is why first contact will be the detection of a projectile coming our way and at that point it will be too late. Humanity shouldn't be searching the stars for life, but building big ass rockets to shoot at everything that moves beyond the solar system.

With that attitude the ayys will succ on human female anal holes in no time.

Any anti-matter is better used for acceleration of the dumb object anyway.

Seems foolish to put all our eggs in one solar system basket. Spread far enough and the ayys will most likely never wipe out humanity completely.

So you are okay with figures from Roman/Greek mythology being portrayed as niggers on film?

That would just invite quick destruction from the ayys that have billions of years to develope and spread before us. It would be better not make noice and hope the we can destroy any noice we hear before it destroys us.

Until someone invents FTL that is.

And someone might invent other magic too that destroys the fundamental reality we are stuck in.

Better yet, hurl the moon at your enemies.

Larger mass isn't going to transfer any more of the same energy use to accelerate it than than a smaller one when hurled at something. F-, you failed basic physics. Ideal interstellar weapon wouldn't be much bigger than its propulsion device.

In more trashy.

Yes and unlike you I don't have a double standard. I would be just as comfortable with white men portraying black characters. I am not a hypocrite like you. Checkmate.

How about not casting a nigger?

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There is nothing objectively wrong with hypocrisy. It is simply another tool to try achieve your desired ends.

He's lying anyway.
They all do.

Well, you can go fuck yourself. People like you are responsible for them for blacking the past. Greeks and Romans were not niggers, neitehr their gods were!

They were Kings.

He was just ugly.

Inbred.

Explain the statues. You can destroy history and lie but the truth will see light one day. Explain the statues.

Also take note of John the steadfasts beard…Notice anything? The top lip is shaved indicating that John was actually a devout Muslim which kills two of the imperialist lies, Europe had a thriving black community and willingly accepted African Muslim men in leadership positions. This is what they DON'T want you to know

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The white man has hidden the truth. Those thumbnails are the last shreds of evidence for the black colonisation in central Europe during the medieval era. They called it the dark ages for a reason and they brutalised the Nubians once they learnt how to replicate their tech. This is the hidden history that they don't teach you in school. Educate yourself.


www.afroeurope.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/history-of-black-people-in-europe.html?m=1

Yet none of it exists in Africa.
Or were these "special" black people with big brains and sheeit?

It did before the colonisers stolen it. The whole goal was to repress the natural godliness of the Nubian man and they put all their resources and manpower towards this goal.

All black people are special. They have the seed of God inside them.

Vandalism, missing paint, and poor interpretation of evidence.

To be clear I'm not talking about the white "god" (actually a rogue demon) here.

You don't steal the ability to do something, you don't take the know how.
HAHAHAHAHA

delet this, hwhite boi!

They have black facial structure you cretin. Stop trying to bury the truth.

Why the fuck are you posting blurry thumnails?

those pictures look more like mongolians.
niggers
aint
shit
but they are, because they are literally the same color as feces
God sure has a sense of humor doesn't he?

Because the albino fucktards that ruined the world stole all of the real art and statues and replaced them with their cheap replicas (most of which where actually crafted by NUBIANS) and those thumbnails are the last shreds of evidence. How can I get a full sized picture of something that is actively pruned from the Web you fuckwit?


Truth hurts don't it? I can feel the butrhurt seeping through your post and I'm not even going to dignify it with a response.

I'm laughing alot actually.
Because you're too stupid and everyone will just see you for the ape that you are.
NIGGERS GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY GOD
Nigga you gay.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but birdshit will never hurt me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We'll reduce it to mudskin if you shuck and jive for us, Sambo.

I'm onyx, you're bird poo, what bounces off of me sticks to you.

Nigger you aren't even black. You're brown like shit. You give the color black a bad name. People are calling things that are actually black things like noir simply because they don't want them to be associated with your filthy selves.

The black man made your world. They own you birdshit boi and there is nothing you can do about it. The truth is already out there and more people learn it eceryday. Your time is up real soon.

Nope. And you're only 13% of the population in America, 6% of which are fat sheboons who definitely can't fight.

Seriously, nigger? You don't think aliums could exchange goods and services?

White "people" are the aliens. They lack basic humanity and have no souls. They were seeded by Satan.

With niggers? no

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The world was fine when the Nubian man was God. It's albinos that have raped the earth in every possible manner.

haha holy shit, almost spit out my gardettos.
again, even if that were true, where is it all now? If we "stole" the tech, we didn't steal the know how. You can't take that. It's intangible. What made your "people" so stupid?
85 iq on average is legally retarded, bro.
That's a damn shame.

It was destroyed you fucking moron. For somebody who seems to like ranting about "IQ" (a test that can't even highlight the inner godliness of a man) you sure do seem stupid.

You enslave the black God. Obviously you had to kill the most exseptional Nubian men to achieve that goal. The scientists were killed and the children were enslaved and it was all achieved with the albino strategy of the "trojan horse". The only mistake that the Nubian man ever made was to love too much.

Proof? They have been mindraped by their slavers, that doesn't mean they are inherently stupid.

Your tests are flawed.

wew lad
the fairy tales are fun but grow the fuck up, Jamal. Get a fucking job, for starters. What do you do for a living?

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There are niggers that actually believe this shit.

except that the only black characters worth something are othello, who cannot be white, for obvious reasons and yakub (pbuh).

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user, i wrote one line…
if you wanted to criticize something, why not the lack of capitalization or a dubious use of punctuation?

Fuvk you and fuck your gaslighting bullsshit. I'm out of here. You can't battle the truth with lies and when this truth already out there your mental manipulation and bullying technique ain't enough no more birdshit boi. Nubian Gods bout to take back what they built under the devil whip and there ain't a thing you can do bout it.

We were kings and your gaslighting meme doesn't change that.