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If you didn't think the Han Solo film was dead already:
>The Star Wars Christmas Special is canon
>The Star Wars Christmas Special is canon

DUDE THE SPICE MINES OF KESSEL
DUDE THE KESSEL RUN XD
DON'T YOU WANT US TO JUST BEAT THIS HORSE TO DEATH AND KILL ANY MYSTERY AND CHARM OF STAR WARS
MEMBER THIS
MEMBER THAT
WE CANT DO ANYTHING ORIGINAL TO SAVE OUR LIVES

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Where's this from?

I read "The Star Wars Christmas Special is canon" while the drop of a song synced up in made a feeling of dread drop in the whole room.
True fear has never been known until now.

DUDE NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS 😂👌

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How long till Mike the kike publicly admits he regrets shitting on Lucas and the PT?

Either right before or right after the Disney checks start bouncing.

What did he mean by this ? No seriously, what what did they make canon? This movie sounds worse somehow than I thought it was going to be.

This is what you get, plebs. This is what you get for rejecting a modern day Greek tragedy and bitching about how it wasn't like your childhood. Enjoy Disney Wars, faggots.

DUDE I HATE STAR WARS NOW BUT I'M GOING TO POST ABOUT STAR WARS NON STOP LMAO

no idea

The original trilogy is still good. Most of the prequels sucked. EP.1 sucked smelly gungan dick, the only part that was believable was Watto the flying jew slave owner since I used to work for someone like that. He was a cross between Watto and Baron Harkonen. The only good thing that came out of your prequels was the Clone Wars 2d cartoons by Genndy.

No one Forced you to sell your own ranch to the white slavers George.

Keep telling yourself that.

How else would you actively hate an idea or work without shitposting about it?

How anyone can hate on the PT is beyond me.

J-just don't talk about it. If you don't have something positive to say about something just don't say anything, amirite? XDDDDDDD there's no reasoning with retards like him

Millenial rainbow haired faggot detected.

They're definitely visually impressive, soundtrack too. But the acting/direction of actors and plot is too silly and full of holes. The hate they get is overblown, for sure though.

They're basically the antithesis of what you described likes.

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Yes?

I'm sorry, George!

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Lucas is criminally underrated - how anyone can even begin to compare Episodes I-VI to whatever nostalgia-pandering diversified remakes Disney is pumping out is mindblowing.

Shit taste in kino lad

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I don’t think the acting is any worse than the OT if you compare similar characters (Anakin/Luke, Padmé/Leia, Ben/younger Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon, etc.)

Jake Lloyd was a kid at the time, so I think it would be unfair to compare him and his performance to the older actors in the OT - IMHO he did OK, and in some scenes he did a very good job (talking to Qui-Gon, saying farewell to his mother, him and Padmé bonding as they leave Tatooine); Jar Jar is mostly annoying, but Chewie’s constant howling/growling in TESB got pretty tedious as well.

wut song?

I think that's his curse, even THX which was more adult and not as commercial is also massively underrated.

Star Wars has top notch kinomatography.

I wonder if the writers understand the parsecs thing.

shitty jewish action figure vessel

You're getting exactly what you deserve, go suck off The Mouse.

Name one plothole in the prequels.

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No way in hell (I understand it right? parsecs are a distance not a time peroid, therefore him doing a kessel run in less parsecs than the actual run means he took some inter-dimensional spacetime shortcuts and travelled less of a distance and completed the run as opposed to going SUPA FAST and chopping down his runttime)

I think it has more to do with the ship's navigation system being more advanced and finding a better hyperspeed route in a smaller radius.

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How is someone pointing out that the prequel is shit = wtf i love disney now
Oh wait, you're one of those hipsters who unironically believes that Lucas's feelings getting hurt when people didn't like JarJar means that was the reason why he sold out to Disneykikes.

You've been sold a bill of goods, son.

It's your fault, Mike. He gave you exactly what you wanted: a movie with Jew Jew Abrams as the director.

Yup, a hyperdrive can only go so fast but calculating the route there is what's hard in SW. This is how Han was able to escape those huge imperial ships.

Why did he sell it to Gisnep then? He's been pretty vocal about how it's no fun to make more SW if people just hate him for it.

This

Stop sucking his dick, he couldn't direct actors

You faggots are so dense that you don't realize that the Prequels have a very specific acting style. George knew exactly what he was doing.

No nigger I get it but the acting was shit from Christensen and Padme because in particular their dialogue was mostly shitty, their dialogue together that is especially suffers.

Nope, it was fine. It's a meme that the dialogue was bad. What lines are you going to say are bad? The "I hate sand" one? Because it's so strange and out of character for Anakin to say he hates sand when he was enslaved on a planet made of nothing but sand.

Bitch please, you don't even need to watch that (((RLM))) shit that you faggots seem to love to gargle down "ironically", to see that was the plan all along from the disney kikes and JewJew Abrams. For fuck sakes the Startrek movie Abrams did was basically a feature length pseudo starwars demo reel for Disney to get the franchise gig.

Money. Money and a nice chunk of shares unless the terms of the deal has been altered.
Oh boohoo. Are people going to buy that same bullshit excuse of a meme if you change the title to Howard the Duck instead of Ep. 1. Lucas made some good shit, and he also made some crap.

Their entire interactions were kind of forced and non-natural. Revenge of the Sith is much better than AOTC in this regard though. AOTC suffers from it I believe.
I know what he was going for but it could have been directed better.

How accurate so far?

Duh, that's why you sell anything. Why sell it though? It was still a viable property and he wasn't broke. The real reason is twofold, he wanted his employees to have projects to work on and he got so much shit for the prequels that he didn't want to direct more Star Wars. Sure, that snake Kathleen convinced him that Gisnep would totally use his outlines but I think he knew what that they probably wouldn't. Lucas gave his detractors exactly what they wanted, I hope you're happy with the results.
Lucas didn't direct Howard the Duck. Still, I think it's an underrated movie.

That strategically placed scarf to hide his Adams apple.

Yeah, he wanted that classical theatrical style and timeless aesthetic that the rest of the film had to be also present in the acting. It's basically the opposite of Joss Whedon's cringy """clever""" acting and dialogue. The acting is intentionally exaggerated in the style of theater or silent film to make it more visual. There's an refined elegance to all dialogue, regal yet not stuffy.

This George was just directing retarded.

its basically the same problem as valerian. Good visuals and world designs tied to a shitty story

Yeah ok Lucas is such a fragile little flower that he cried in his pillow because all those people just didn't like Jarjar. A dude who owned his own movie studio and sfx house, I made him do that. Fuck my dick is hard with all that power tbh fam.
He's not getting any younger. And if you think Lucas had a major say in choosing Jewjew Abrams, I'm telling you. Bill of goods. Disneykikes always had Abrams in their scope even early on, with or without Lucas's approval.

At least 60% of the problem is that Natalie Portman can't fucking act. The rest is kind of stilted, but she ruins every scene she's in, denigrating all the romantic and political elements that make the prequels so kino. Combine that with the Darth Jar-Jar elements getting removed and most fans being tasteless nostalgiafags who wanted a rehash, and the movies got way more shit than they deserved for unheard reasons.

I have seen hayden act decently in other flicks. I can't believe how badly they wasted him in the prequels.

It's that dog a woman he's acting with.

Lucas and his staff/director had a shitty script, simple as that, storyboard, concepts, aesthetics, cinematography and music were top notch but his dialogue was trash, and it's not like America has stage actors galore in the big name ranks to fix, redirect or push up the shit you write with their skills or liberty to change atmosphere, they simple talk the lines

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Even as a kid "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil" made me wince.

It was always canon since it showed Kashykk.

I liked Quake II though.

So you've been a little fag forever, so what?

It was the worst game in the series

Doesn't make it a bad game in a general sense. Just the weakest in a good series.

She's pretty bad in everything, even single handidly ruins black swan somehow.

Killed his career too

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fam you really think that was quality writing?

Ewan Mcgreggor was so cash though. Liam Neeson too. Fucking hell.

Yes, anime is shit. You just found out?

look at this cuck. the acting/writing in every sw movie ha never been good, and has always been incredibly cheesy and downright laughable. the fact that disney somehow thinks they're a step up is ridiculous.

Don't get it… what's the link with the Holiday special? wookie love?

If Lucas sold SW to get money, why would he donate everything to charity?

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Katawa Shoujo is westernshit

How was it 'for Disney?' Abrams was doing it for Paramount.

The real issue here is that manchildren like you or Mike started writing shitty guitar songs about "Lucas raping my childhood" and making overwrought stupidity like "The People vs George Lucas." George is up to his trimmed beard in negress pussy now, he doesn't need to deal with your shit. So he sold it.

They are trying desperately to establish a false dichotomy.
The reality is:
-The OT were good films
-The PT were terrible
-The Disney "films" are significantly worse than the PT. It's levels worse like a pile of garbage compared to sewage.The envious sjw feminist cunt shit that the Disney movies have is tremendously off putting so are their poorly cast actors, loathsome characters, and the incompetently copied story from the OT.
Disney is incapable of doing anything the least bit interesting by itself an requires constant tie-ins with things from the OT. Actors, or unchanged starfighters (x-wings, tie fighters,…) ,etc. in order to sell their copied/re-hashed pile of shit and they expect people to love it…..
Disney wars: "fuck you, buy our merch!"
Anyway I wonder how many of these people who promote the PT (outside shit posters & austists) are being paid by Disney to promote Starwars by any means. I believe they will be using actors from PT (and already have done so) in spinoffs- (((coincidence))) ? I think not.
Oy vey, goyim the PT were good. btw by pure coincidence the new Disney film will have the PT obi-wan in it!

Pic related: What’s wrong with her face?!

Fixed.

If George edited about 5 minutes of AOTC, the entire prequel trilogy would be acknowledged as fantastic.

Are you being deliberately dense, do you understand what a demo reel pitch is and how it works? That's what Jew Jew's Star Trek reboot was. And he used Paramount money to make a feature length demo reel aimed at showing how he would handle the Star Wars gig. That's what 'for Disney' means.
No one brought up any of that shit besides you. No nigger, the real issue is the weak meme of
>waaah don't say anything bad ever about muh Lucas kino otherwise you're obviously (((RLM))) or whatever else bullshit strawman waaah muh kinomaster lucas dindu anything wrong waaaah
you fags try to shill. Which reeks of Disneyfied guerilla marketing, or retards doing it for free for "lel ironic" reasons.
Jew on a cross sake, if you're going to shill at least get the order correct. Don't go off script moishe, you got it backwards. It's

They sure are.

You okay, Mike? You seem pretty upset about people finally waking up to the truth. I don't think it's a good idea to call people Disney shills when you've got a Disney paycheck sticking out of your pocket though.

I get the guilt is eating you up Mike, but you are losing your grip to reality.

George gave you exactly what you wanted: you even put that in a video: "JJ Abrams would be great for Star Wars!"

Wew

t. Mike

And this isn't a a drawing, what's your point?

.02 republic credits has been deposited to your account

classic epic but yes there was cheese.
HAHAHAHA ,the PT was nothing but cheese and a shekel grab.

I hope you're not doing it for free.

>(((Disney))) trashes prequels
Mike pls

So you accuse others of being Yensid and RLM when they don't buy the reddit fantasy of the prequels being masterful kino. Curious how you behave as if everyone follows e-celebs the way you do. What are you shilling, rabbi?

Reddit hates the prequels, what are you up to, rabbi?

sorry I prefer movies that weren't filmed entirely in front of blue screens

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You seem to cry a lot about RLM, Disney, Reddit and jump at the chance to defend anything about Lucas for some reason. Right in the thread where it shows how great the latest trainwreck shekelgrab looks. You are definitely our Greatest Ally, a real mensch. Your past work at CTR do you credit.

Kek

Agreed, konami was right to can that shit

indeed…

It must be since plebs can't tell the difference.

This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard… by that logic it was always canon because it had Chewy, Han, Luke, Leia ect. ect. ect.

sauce pls?

Here's the fixed version for future threads.

yeah… the thing is that jarjar was supposed to have created and built anaking as his sithlord using the midiclorians but audience raged too hard over them, he should have just stuck to the original plan who the fuck cares about some legacy lore when he is making pure kino

Do you really think your goon edits will fool anyone? You leftists should try making OC sometime and not just steal.

Nice try bagelmonger.

I disagree good sir. I think PT showed a lot of promise and could've been a new beginning for the SH series.

Oh not this reddit garbage. The prequels were fine without this stupid bullshit.

Are you alright, Mike? You seem more incoherent than usual.

Goons are acting like George Lucas is their girlfriend. That's kind of funny.

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Mike's losing his mind. He's starting to sound as retarded as sudocuck.

The fourth one was the worst.

This

Star Wars is for manchildren anyway. Nobody seriously likes that schlock, it's all just brand marketing.

I would be very surprised if you could prove that anons who enjoy the PT also like the Disney films.

The reality is:
you can't, and that whole post reeks of damage control and butthurt.

Star Wars is just shit
no argument needed

this

Shhh, you'll upset all the 20-something film students who spend hours analyzing Lucas's greatest kino. Only THEY can see the true value in the greatest films of our time. Everyone else is just a braindead Disney shill.

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Makes sense. The Prequels name the Jew, in the characters of Watto and Palpatine, Disney wants to bury them.

to the "muh cgi" fags out there, please consider watching this.

What is this video supposed to prove exactly?

that george never changed, and that disney clearly forgot to make a good story and characters.

How can people actually believe this? Any beauty the sets could have had were ruined by blue screens for everything.

you sure about that?

Any confirmation on the Christmas special stuff, or any of this really?

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When your practical effects are so shitty they look like CGI.

you should get your glasses checked, then. if you can't tell this is a set you're blind as fuck.

Oh boy you found the four sets that aren't CG I'm really proud of you user

Sorry my eyes were drawn to the four armed CGI nigger

WE ACTUALLY BUILT 72 REALLY LARGE SETS [FOR ROTS ALONE]

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i can keep going

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oy vey! delet this!

American diners always seemed so comfy to me, from what I see in kinos and tv shows.

They are.

The food is almost always grease laden dogshit though.

damn good coffee, though.

What about the cherry pie?

Aren't the burgers like kino though? I heard that macdonalds in the us is literally trash (it can be in Europe too but it's still very family/kids friendly), but you could have great ones in some of these diners.

Storebought. Acceptable. Best thing on the menu is fried eggs, sasuage, pancakes, waffles, toast, anything that's breakfast food basically is impossible to fuck up when you've got a decent flat grill like they do.

It also looks like shit so what is your point

French fries are always actually good and not greasy. Sandwiches are usually tasty. Burgers are usually tasty too and not overly greasy or fucked with.

they're called freedom fries you terrorist loving commie.

Never heard someone ever call them that IRL

You want to know where the PT praise is coming from all of a sudden? It's pretty obvious to me. People who grew up with those movies are now coming of age, and they've had enough of letting gen X/Y faggots bully them into accepting that movies they always enjoyed were infact bad. Especially now that genX/Y's dream Star Wars sequels have come and proven to be total shit. You don't get to be the authority anymore.

your generation deserves nothing but the oven

Disney has projected your stupidity to the world, old man.

worldwide caliphate can't come too soon.

Kids don't even like them though. No one buys the toys.

But I think it's just a question of generation. Who plays with toys anyway now when a fucking 6yo ends up with a cellphone etc? But I hope they don't like them, yes.

I think the quotes is meant to imply a bit of media manipulation and viral marketing.

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6 year olds were, and probably still are, buying the fuck out of minion toys. Even what few old Star Wars toys they still make sell decently enough. It's just the new shit that flops.

Disney aren't pushing the prequel trilogy though. Their whole marketing angle is bringing back the good old Star Wars you remember before meany George ruined it. If anything, Disney are they ones posting "at least it was better than the prequels" in every comment section on the internet.

I always did dig the open-front war scenes.

They certainly seemed to leave an impression in Japan.

congratulations, you learned what it is to be a star wars fan. whichever movies you're exposed to as a kid you end up loving and when newer shit comes out you hate it because it isn't the same.

S H E E P L E

I hate the new movies because they ARE the same.

no, you don't. you hate them because you aren't 7 anymore.

So why don't 7 year olds like them?

most of the children I have been around seem to like them.

Best Death Star raid right here.

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kids today love them for the same reason kids back then loved them. big special effects onscreen for two hours.

Kids just enjoy going to the theatre. Toy sales will show whether anything they see leaves a lasting impression.

Spoiler: they aren't

toy sales show how many man-children buy them for themselves, actual kids make up a small percentage.

kids don't buy or play with toys nearly as much as they did in previous times. once again your problem is that you are living decades ago mentally.

Also, I imagine a lot of kids just like Star Wars. If you asked me as a kid which movie was the best one, I would have been confused. It was all Star Wars. I liked Lightsabers and space ships and robots. I wasn't debating the merits of the film making of ESB vs RotJ. If R2D2 was in it, it was cool, because I liked R2D2.

Except for when they do. Minions merch. Fidget spinners.

A woman (and her Jew pets) will finally achieve what no man before could have thought possible, she will actually make the Star Wars IP unprofitable.

exceptions to the undeniable trend. time will tell if it continues but at this point all signs are pointing to touchscreen shit and vidya supplanting the traditional toy market. nothing lasts forever, not even cheap plastic geegaws.

Whats the christmas special?

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I always hated these types of faggots…

He already misses the Lucas years.

My two cousins who are girls dont give a shit about the new films and love 1-6

i've been missing the lucas years since 2012 tbh smh famalamadingdongamadoobybooby

age and pics?

they are 3 and 4 or 3 and 5 you fucking pedo

perfect. don't hog the cunny all to yourself.

you provided the ages, now provide the pics.

I was 10 years old or something like that when the prequels came out therefore I was a kid & by your logic I should have loved the PT, I hated them. In fact I liked Godzilla 1998 (worst Godzilla movie since Godzilla vs Hedorah) more than the Phantom Menace, the other 2 were just as bad. I remember my friends & I used to skip to the fight scences (saber duels) of the PT watch only that part and then watch the OT from start to finish…. We also laughed at the NOOOOO! Vader bit from the last PT.

They don't push the movies openly because they sucked & their thinking is that if they openly push the PT this might contaimate people's view of the nu-disney star wars films (oblivious that they did a worse job) however they hunger to use every scrap of IP George Lucas created (I bet money Jar jar will return at least as a cameo) because they have no interest in creating anything new for themselves and they want to sell “nostalgia” . This is why they are using the PT’s actors in spinoffs and already have done so while at the same time wall papering over things that are cannon and replacing it with their retardation ex. force trees. It’s basically Disney doing a hostile take over of the IPand creating some Frankenstein monster out of it that fits their adgenda.
Therefore it would make sense for them to shill for the PT online and other places so that it would seem it was an opinion rather than a marketing scheme to promote spinoffs and the actors involved.

There is nobody cool or appealing in the nu-starwars films. I don't think kids want them for that reason. Same thing with adult idiots that collect dolls (building models is different). The only place they might be making shekels is with retarded women/girls that think that demonic penguin thing is cute and or they want to appear to love “geeky” things.

This had better be a fake

Or what? You gonna cry about it?

I was 6.

should have made it more subtle than that.

He was a kid, kids like robots.

cry?! after I stop laughing maybe …my sides would be in orbit m8

you fuckin retarded or something? white males are still the largest percentage of the fanbase, despite disney's attempt to market towards women and poc.

& nobody is buying the toys

Not for long unfortunately. This slow replacement of traditionally white characters is Hollywood shifting gears to pandering to the new majority they see in the near future. They are quite willing to take some short term losses in order to build goodwill and avoid a perception of hypocritical base shekel chasing by bluntly replacing all whites with vague brownish people as soon as Whites are no longer the majority demographic.

they still buy shit, just not anything based on the new movies. it's the ghostbusters effect all over again, the old shit is still selling like wildfire while all the new shit is on clearance racks before the movie comes out. pretty much everything in the black series sells well, minus the new shit. iirc the only real good selling products based on the new films are imperial related, none of the new rebels/resistance making anywhere near as much, except at the initial launch of that force friday shit 2 years ago because everyone hyped themselves to kingdom come. now that the fatigue has set in, it's taken a heavy dip and people are just sticking to newer iterations of classic material. pretty sure prequel related media is selling better.

the day whites stop being the majority of economic underlining is the day they fall flat on their faces and admit to going under.

ayy lmao

Motherfuckers wanna act like they forgot about Lumpy.

yeah agreed.

Who was that pervert that gave the old one in the dentist chair porn?

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This is the best thing I have seen on Holla Forums in ages.
Well done, user.

No amount of shitposting will ever make the prequels anything above a 6/10

dunno what you mean, rots is a legit 8/10 and on par with the ot. 1 and 2 i'd put in the 6-7 range, they have ups and downs on each other but all six are still above everything disney releases.

True but it does harvest asshurt from spergs who take space fantasy way too seriously.