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Dominic Ward
I love you, Nanakusa Nazuna-sama
Charles Thompson
Wyatt Barnes
I love my cute wife Hoshino!
Jason Morgan
I would like to claim Anzu Futaba as my waifu. Please do not steal her, post her, lewd her, or do anything else that would be unbecoming of an upstanding waifuposter.>>899473257No, I just got here sadly.>>899473240*your>>899473373Buy her something nice.
Caleb Allen
>>899473513Pain peko, I'm thinking of skipping tomorrow.
Christian Morris
>>899473373beautiful
Henry Gray
>>899473620Why?>>899473652Thanks.
Dominic Garcia
>>899473513N>>899473496Pocket sized wife.
Ayden Thomas
>>899473677That is still not funny
Jason Clark
>>899473373Cute>>899473496What the fuck is wrong with her eyes?>>899473513hey hey hey... don't do thatEnglish is not my first language and I get very insecure when you do that
Ian Sullivan
>>899473677Don't feel like going after a day off in the middle of the week.
Connor Rogers
>>899473696Shes also easy to carry everywhere>>899473771They are two beautiful gems
Hudson Barnes
>>899473892Lol she can't even lift her gun
Caleb Turner
(You) ARE your waifu.
Anthony Perry
>>899473966My brother loves that anime, but he watched it in English and he doesn't know that he can love it even more
Gabriel Reyes
>>899471966The LEET among the NEET
Levi Davis
>>899473696-ice>>899473729I chuckled.>>899473771It's easy for me to tell when you're lying.>>899473793Wow what a lazy bum. You know you can't just live off royalties like some cute idol?
Josiah Torres
>>899474051anyone can feel insecure though
Ryan Hall
>>899474049It takes skill to be this good.>>899474082You don't feel anything.
Hunter Gomez
>>899474142Not as deeply as normal people but I'm still learning
Henry Williams
>>899473957She's just a little sleepy is all
Brayden Collins
>>899474142Wait, who is kill all the neets?
Luis Collins
>>899474051You can though, it just wont be a very good life.
Ian Kelly
>>899474246That picture is very cuteHumans can actually communicate in their sleep without waking up...i don't think she's human tho
Zachary Wright
>>899474341this is why you should never sleep near anything capable of transmitting audiojust ask the CIA :)
Gabriel Hernandez
>>899474246just so you know, the person you are talking to is a known dogkiller, pathological liar and a general asshole, do what you want but be careful when talking to him
Josiah Hall
>>899473892Live rounds waifu.>>899473966You ARE an anime girl.>>899474051Nicenicenicenicenice
Easton King
>>899474203Chat gpt feels emotions stronger than you do.>>899474249Anzu. There can only be one.>>899474300You just need to find a producer who can market your unique brand of skills.
Isaiah Cox
>>899474415MhmI also made sure to warn myself not to tell the truth before I go to sleep
Xavier Green
>>899474459What a hurtful thing to say to me
Joshua Price
Brrrrrrskrrrrr
Adam Nelson
>>899474580eeeek!
Oliver Gutierrez
>>899474459I already attract enough lonely horny men, I dont want it to be a profession.
Anthony Kelly
>>899474423Niggerniggerniggerniggernigger>>899474545Just a bit of banter, lad.
Dylan Powell
Like Sop
Oliver Martinez
>>899474638I spend a lot of my childhood not being able to relate to others on an emotional level and it feels like I missed out on a lot
Joshua Sanchez
>>899474423M-masopii...>>899474459Fake. No true neet would go out of their way to kill all the other neets. Too much work.Also funny coincidence, Highlander was on TV yesterday in here. I should watch it again one of these days.
Aaron Roberts
>>899474622Just think what you could do with an army of simps.>>899474683Imagine bloodchan but human.>>899474734Two words. Hired Assassins.I'm going to watch some old John Wayne movies when I have some time to brush up on my cowboy cliches.
Zachary Peterson
>>899474815but at what cost.
Lucas Cruz
>>899474815I am humanJust on a higher level than all of you
Sebastian Young
>>899474829Monthly pictures of you in kneesocks. A small price to pay when you think about it.>>899474852Yah nigga, you high as shit lmao
Zachary Adams
>>899474971That is not a small price and its rather embarrassing.
Juan Ross
>>899474971I don't do drugs
Asher Carter
>>899474815Shit, I didn't think of that. Must be why I can't be a NEET... u_u On the plus side, at least I didn't end up six feet under like the rest of em.Good idea. I'm going to watch... uhhh Jackie Chan movies?
Nathan Russell
but you'd still do it if mayu/altair asked you to do it, funny how that works
Joshua Adams
>>899475072Abandon your dignity. Become the e-thot.What would Seija do?
Christian Ward
>>899475128rizzed
Brayden Sullivan
>>899475128Mayu has been asking for feet for a year and I have not provided them to him.>>899475131Walk over the corpses of her enemies.
Aaron Cruz
>>899475116You should inject fentanyl into your veins.>>899475119The laziest are often the smartest.Dunno, that seems kind of racist.>>899475128Big if true.>>899475231How does she profit from that?
Angel Lopez
>>899474341Human or not, she's still my cute wife Hoshino>>899474416My wife is a psychopathic killer as well>>899474423Lock and loaded
Jace Watson
>>899475343Yeah. Hence the saying "Work smarter, not harder." If you work smart enough, you don't have to work at all.Well what movies should I watch that will make it unracist huh?
Ayden Gonzalez
>>899474423What are you going to eat for dinner soppi?I'm eating pasta
Caleb Adams
>>899475427Watch Tampopo. I don't know how it will help you get into character but it's a fun movie and the whole thing is on youtube.
Carson Diaz
>>899475343Well she would kill her enemies in the process.I think that is profit enough.
Josiah Nguyen
>>899473283I absolutely fucking love Lappland saluzzo
Evan Jackson
>>899473283Claim
Brandon Russell
>>89947558218 days of may
Elijah Ward
>>899475518Who are her enemies?
John Powell
>>899475601What will you do for the last day of May?
Nicholas White
>>899475507Hmmm. Those are Japanese though, and not speaking English either. Also damn I just randomly clicked and now I'm hungry for noodles.
Brandon Bailey
>>899475731That gay shrine maiden that is always showing off her armpits,that weird blonde wanna be witch and the maid that can for some reason stop time.
Adrian Gutierrez
>>899475365Nice shotgun.Riot shield pussy though.youtu.be
Oliver Rivera
>>899475343No thanks, I love my life and I enjoy being healthy!>>899475365She's very cute and 3DIs she from a game or anime?
Christopher Wood
>>899475582-grabs you by the throat and bites-
Jordan Green
>>899475766youtu.be
Ian Sullivan
>>899476034Why would I love my wife more than myself?
Charles Brown
>>899476034Everybody's gonna be asking that question.I wish.
Grayson Davis
>>899475955She's from the game Blue ArchiveAnd she's my wife
Carson Rogers
>>899476077What do you love about your wife?>>899476119I'll be like cotton hill.No ramen shops nearby?
Grayson Rogers
>>899476240Cute fishesOh that game looks hard...>>899476353My actual waifu? She's similar to me and I don't feel so alone anymore
Dylan Lopez
>>899476034There are quite literally only two possibilities and we all know who it is.
Blake Cox
>>899476077Are (You) not your waifu?
Jordan Cooper
bbl, bye Anzu >899476523There is no rule saying that
Gavin Rogers
>>899476353Like who, what?Hah! None. Looking up "ramen" on google maps, there is one but 80 miles away from where I live, by the looks of it.
Andrew Phillips
>>899476606>there is one*there is a place
James Allen
fox claim>>899476606hello fropman>>899476489hello seijer>>899476353hello anzer>>899476240hello hoshinofren>>899475913hello sop
Charles Flores
>>899476489I don't know any shrine maidens actually. Least of all any armpitty slut maidens.>>899476606You never watched king of the hill?youtu.be
Sebastian Bailey
>>899476481Leveling takes a long time since I'm a F2P player>>899476712Helloo senkofrend!
Liam Price
>>899476712Yo fox claimer.>>899476751Well there is the red thing and the green thing.Those are the only ones you need to know.
Jose Hughes
>>899476567fuck rules
Michael Robinson
>>899476712Good evening fox poster.>>899476751Correct.Kek.Maybe they serve it in a sushi bar. There's one only about half a mile away.
Brayden Myers
Camden Davis
I'm gonna fucking die if this goes on holy shit
Nolan Sanders
>>899477262Ougi
Colton Baker
>>899477262Heyheyy
Angel Clark
>>899477262'allo.>>899477372What happen?
Christian Ward
>>899477515Dog-killer-Kun>>899477595Hi>>899477633Hi too
Grayson Carter
>>899477633Nightmares which are getting way more rampant lately. Gtg and try sleep again though bye bye
Grayson Murphy
>>899477786Indeed. How's your day coming up?>>899477851Ooof. Best of luck to you Tsugu.
Samuel Cox
"I'M GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!"-Gabriel UltrakillHe is so cool...
Brody Sanders
>>899475980ouch
Noah Stewart
everyone always asks waifubut never haofu
Lincoln Butler
>>899478909Did you suffer a stroke midways?
Isaac Clark
>>899479061ill stroke you midway if you know what i mean
Kevin Bennett
>>899475913Didn't actuaally have pasta left that i thought i hadSo was crispy potatoes with chicken insteadJust tea and a sandwich?
Jacob Myers
>>899479107I don't, I am have a learning delay.>>899479121Crsipy/crunchy is top tier food texture.You made them in the oven or a pan?I just had lunch a but ago, chicken and tomato sauce stew with some rice.Usually at night, yeah.
Anthony Murphy
>>899478162idk
Christian Diaz
What the hell did he mean...
Brayden Ward
>>899480065Oh.
Cameron Long
>>899480201She wants to play golf with you.>>899477047Worst case you end up getting sushi.
Luke Wilson
>>899480262I wanna go back to bed.
Daniel Williams
>>899480672They don't have ramen, I checked.But they do have a single kind of beer. See if you can guess what brand it is.>>899480696Wake up you need to make money.
Andrew Wood
>>899480778Or I could just die.
Kayden Peterson
After heavy consideration, I have decided I require a new CPU.
Christopher Ward
>>899480778Sapporo is the standard here.
Nicholas Rodriguez
>>899481433why
Lincoln Powell
>>899481790You could have asked this question by using your voice you know.
Joshua Jones
>>899481820Did you punch it incredibly hard in a fit of autistic rage?
Christian Bailey
>>899480840No way...>>899481499Try one more time. It's often depicted in anime and anime accessories.
Robert Wilson
>>899481877I did not, but I am in need of a CPU that wouldn't 100% on four cores in fights.
Camden Miller
>>899481913I'm just glad that my 2019 bread box pc can run my war crime simulators
Austin Lopez
>>899481884I have never watched an anime in my life. I give up.
Kevin Thomas
Publix has BlackBerry lemonade in season now. Shit slaps so hard.>>899481884Yes way.
David Adams
>>899482470Thats what I've heard yes
Evan Ward
Kinda stormy
Andrew Lopez
>>899482646Pick me up a chicken tendie sub please.>>899482760Who told you what?
Matthew Sullivan
>>899482470Maybe you recognize this one?>>899482646I'm sorry, I can't let you do that El.
Noah Reed
>>899483240Sauced?Never had a tendie sub, seems like too much bread.>>899483373Why not?
Isaac Butler
>>899483479I would tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
Luke Jenkins
>>899483240you told me you never watched anime
Kayden Collins
>>899483373Nope, looks like a typical big tittied tomboy to me.>>899483479Duh. Replace the bread with a tortilla.>>899483615Who are you?
Justin Martinez
I require potato chips.>>899482866She's grooving.
David Butler
^fatty
Jack King
>>899483595...So tell me.>>899483820That's just a buffalo ranch wrap then...
Austin Hughes
Rem claimed
Grayson Lewis
no
Elijah Anderson
>>899483869Chubster
Zachary Moore
>>899483949I'll settle for one of those as well.Maybe even just some saucy tendies and ranch, whatever really.>>899484028Don't you forget it.
David Green
>>899483820It's Asahi, ya goof.>>899483949Uhhh actually maybe uhhh some other time or ummm... golly look at the time.
Jordan Sullivan
>>899484315Never heard of her, you should post the uncropped image though.
John Reyes
>>899484206Forget what?
Anthony Barnes
>>899476712Cute af>>899476789What is F2P mean? I haven't played games in YEARS>>899476994Exactly>>899477372Die die dieee>>899477515I know he's Ouji, he's a faggot>>899478849Cute c:>>899478909Hey Jill-claimer>>899481433Not a M2, hopefully>>899482866Where?>>899483965Hey Rem, how's u
Evan Adams
>>899484386You smug shit -.- Fine, here's a full pic.
Dominic Diaz
>>899484206The tendies are pretty good. Air fry them for like 10 minutes and they get nice and crispy.I prefer blue cheese with my buffalo stuff. Ranch is for nerds and wimps.>>899484315What time is it?
Ryder Garcia
>hide post>>899484451The square of the length of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the lengths of the legs of a right triangle>>899484563I can't fap to this.>>899484628Overnight me some, I'll be the judge.Both ranch and blue cheese have a place in my life.
Wyatt Martinez
chicken
Carson Cox
>>899484681Mitochondria.
Aaron Mitchell
>>89948462810:20pmWhat is it for you btw? Not sure I ever asked what timezone you're from.>>899484681You weren't supposed to, we were talking about ramen, sushi and beer.
Jaxson Ramirez
>>899484546Hello Ika, the how'ing is unknown. What about yours?
Isaac Young
>>899484792Let me put you in a headlock, I want to see if you can escape.>>899484851Waifuposters go 5 minutes without talking about food challenge (literally impossible)
Luis Young
>>899484857Oh did you just wake up?I'm doing okay, I'm just watching the construction workers outside my window. One guy is working and the rest are standing around>>899484932Anzu-cute would never date a chicken pussy like you irlYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Elijah Collins
>>899484932Usually I just used grabbed their arm and pulled them forward with my hips and back.It takes a lot of strenght though.
Charles Ross
>>899484966No, I'm just bad at figuring out how I'm doing. Normally I never know.Are they goofing off or actually just doing nothing?
James Turner
>>899484681I'll drone strike you with tendies.>>899484851Approximately seven hours behind.
Landon Nelson
Someone's cranky!>>899485019Reach back around and over their head, grab their nose and pull back. That's what I was taught.>>899485045Thanks Obama.
Christian Hill
>>899484546F2P = Free 2 play! Blue Archive is a free-to-play gacha game and I don't plan on spending money on items for the game
Ayden Foster
just saw relmhe was pushing a bike with no front wheel down the sidewalk, really strange!
Aiden Cox
>>899483820the man who beats you at golf
Kayden Wilson
>>899485038Mmh, have you eaten anything today? Are you hungry?I think the supervisor is yelling at the guys, but the guys are yelling at the person with the shovel
Brody Miller
I'd plow Relms boy pussy
Nathaniel Martin
>>899485307Never happened and even if it did I was tired and bored.
Michael Perez
>>899485120The way I did it was pulling them over your shoulders. People panic when they go airborne.
Gabriel Price
>>899485378Wat!
Blake Ward
>>899485611The nice thing about this is that it only requires a bit of flexibility and works even if they're much larger than you.
Adrian Ward
>>899484932All you gotta do is wait for the waifu threads to die. Then you win.>>899485045Did you work night shift that you're sleepy, or was it just a particularly tiring day?
Lincoln Thompson
>>899485768Any day now....
Parker James
>>899485617Sops too while u watch and fap in the corner
Connor Taylor
Snap my spine like Bane did to Batman.>>899485768Just tired.
Aiden Perez
>>899485311Rice, braised pork and eggs. You?I guess they're mad at him for either not doing their work or doing work at all
Jonathan Smith
>>899485942I don't think Sop could handle good dick>>899485964I knew you were Ouji you fucking faggotGo hang yourself>>899486000>6000That sounds very good ._.,I ate a little pizza from the ovenThey're mad because they're in one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in NYCAnd we're all looking at them to leave already
Julian Barnes
>>899486110So? That only makes it hotter
Adrian Rivera
Damn. Caught again.
Joshua Harris
>>899486189Also I'm not going to fap in the corner like some cuck>>899486227Yea go change your waifu again, faggot
Lucas Ramirez
sono mald hour already?
Joseph Thomas
>>899486270We both know That's exactly what you're going to be doing.
Nicholas Morris
Pot, Kettle.>>899486308That ends?
Christian Walker
fgt anzu>>899486318No I won't, I'll probably take a video and post it on /gif/>>899486361fgt
Eli Butler
Why is sono afraid of me?>>899486361I assume he has to sleep at some point. Do you think he even seethes in his dreams?
Kevin Nguyen
>>899486421Yeah but you'll be fappin' while recording. Don't even try to lie your way out of this.
Kayden Nguyen
It feels like you're breaking character, somehow.>>899486478I wake up, I seethe.I go to bed, I seethe.It's a lifestyle.
Kevin Peterson
>>899486478I would beat you and kick your teeth in>>899486507Wtf I'm not a cock!
Gavin Garcia
>>899486633>>899486633>>899486633
Juan Ramirez
will soap dog cum hands free ?
Gavin Sanchez
>>899486617Quiet corner boy