What did he mean by this?

It was at 0% for awhile, before the 3 positive reviews. Just look it up and you'll see a few articles stating that the movie had 28 negative reviews making the movie sit at 0%.

I've been getting conflicting reports all day, so I need to know:
DID IT SELL OR DID IT FLOP? FUCK ONLINE REVIEWS, I WANT TO KNOW IF IT WAS A COMMERCIAL FAILURE

>boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4309&p=.htm

It's budget is only $50 million. It made $10 million on Friday. It's more than likely not going to be insanely successful, but it looks like it may turn a profit. The reason for this is that it was made very cheap and doesn't need to make a lot to be financially successful.

Valerian only made 30mil last week, TJ Miller strangled this abortion in the crib by getting on a podium and proudly claiming it was a liberal propaganda piece at the absolute worst possible time in history for any piece of media to be blatant about how it's shilling for progressivism, and leaks and independent reviewers are collaborating the critical ass-ravaging this shit received a few days ago.
This may be me overindulging in optimism, but I really think this abomination won't make back even its diminutive development budget, and if by some miracle it does, it'll be by too small a profit margin to make up for the negative buzz the company as a whole has received, and they'll never be able to justify another film this cancerous again at least for the next couple of years.

I'd just like to throw it out there that Valerian was bad. Just so, so bad. It was awful. I don't care what kind of moral the story tried to push, the movie as a movie was just god awful.

Have a guess which site that phrase was used en masse as a shitty response to newfags, user.
When you work it out, go back and stay there.

A talking poop voiced by a talented actor that could of done anything better than this worthless film.

Valerian is a bad movie and story in large part because of its moral message, i shit you not, there's a 10-minute side-plot in the second half where an alien played by Rihanna gets stabbed and when the main chars suggest going to the hospital to save her life she starts crying about how she literally an illegal immigrant and getting arrested and deported would be the end of her life anyway. As the cherry on top of this shit sundae , her character then dies literally in the background while the two leads bitch between themselves about how no life should be illegal and how oppressive selective borders are. It's almost cosmic how these fags keep accidentally exposing how little they actually care about their pet activist causes like this.

THIS! FUCKING THIS! THE CRINGE WAS HARD.

you illiterate, people were talking about summer dumbasses since USENET (although back then they meant August, when the college freshmen got their accounts).

Is it the site most of Holla Forums's culture and users were imported from?

Shit. I don't remember that in the comics.

I assume that didn't happen in the comics?

Yeah I can't get behind that at all either. I enjoyed the movie but everything with Bubbles just drove it down. Almost glad it flopped if only so that stupid fucking message doesn't hypnotize more people.

As a liberal, I don't think there's anyone I hate more than other liberals.

If this movie is for colored people then colored people have no fucking taste at all…

Luc Besson wrote the entire script himself, and aside from a few names and places, no part of the movie's story ever occurred in the comics.

sauce on that claim?

That the director also wrote the script? Because the comics had Valerian as a time traveller and Laureline as a girl from the past that he accidentally brought along, not teenaged secret agents. Also, I don't think "Alpha the city of a thousand planets" existed in any of the comics.

I'm sure the fans of the comics were just lining up to see a film about not their favorite comic.

we need a storytime of this

Valerian and Laureline has been going since '67. It's not something that could be storytimed easily.

I have a gut feeling they probably made the $50m back in sponsorships alone with all that blatant shilling.

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Maybe not on Holla Forums, but a megathread on >>>/storytime/ would be perfect.
I found what I think is the entire comic series in english (all 21 volumes of it) here: mycomicpost.net/Find/valerian

I guess Sony had to have at least 1 or 3 shills at the very least.

kys

I never had hope for man, but now I have something indescribable. Like Nega-Hope for Man.

I wish I could see his face right now.

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I stand corrected.

One of them is just some guy's blog and his review is apparently some kind of interview. I don't fucking get it.

Is that the official logo of the franchise since 1967, or they really thought copying the Mass effect logo was a good idea?

So interviews and a site for kid-friendly measurement count as positive reviews?

Stewart has been in a lot of worthless movies user, this is nothing new for him

He would honestly be worthless if not for TNG TOS and DS9 were still better.

imdb.com/title/tt4600952/
imdb.com/title/tt4877122
>shitty Avengers rip-off made by Armenian hack to defraud the Russian Ministry of Culture has better shills reviews than this

That shit actually came out?

Why wouldn't it? You think it's hard to make a movie when you can just steal everything - budget, characters, art from Titanfall, script from "Suicide Squad"?

B-Bane?

It fails even in its target demographic.

Remember goys! When RT gives a score its totally accurate to the quality of a movie!

This is why anyone that even remotely takes into account Rotten Tomatoes is a fucking moron. They're likely being paid by these faggots to make their movies look good, similar to gaming 'journalists.' They've done this for multiple movies already. For the Ghostbusters movie, and iirc they also hid negative reviews for Wondie.
Pic related is how Ghostbusters stands right now. There is no way that score is authentic. Even normalfags agree it's a hot, steaming pile of shit.

Ghostbusters was a combination of shills and ideologically driven idiots who wanted to praise the movie for the gesture it represented, rather than it's actual merits. They liked it as a symbolic idea, but not as an actual movie. It's like the Gone Home of movies. The actual aspects of gameplay and storytelling were utter shit, but critics fapped themselves raw over what it represented rather than what it actually was.

Wait, what? I was about to go see that thing. Damn.

Must be a Holla Forumsmrade

Rotten Tomatoes is just an aggregator. The only original thing they write are the critics' consensus, and even that is just a combination of other critics' opinions.

I know what they do. But they have a problem of outright hiding bad reviews and, like here, using summaries and interviews as "good reviews". They're clearly in the pocket of these companies to make it appear like people actually like these shit movies.

Who the hell is giving this movie positive reviews?

So good men can be found even among the Canadians.

Right there with you. I was literally hours away from going to see that shit with a friend, took him to see something else instead. Good God.

It gets better.
imdb.com/title/tt0249516/
imdb.com/title/tt4877122

Don't forget that they now pretty much hand out "Certified Fresh" ratings before the movie has even been reviewed. The minute the last ST movie, Ghostbusters and TFA came out and got just one review they were immediately given the Certified Fresh rating.

Elaborate?

It was posted in the last thread.
archive.fo/9Bt0D

I wasn't asking about whatever bullshit he spewed, I'm asking why right now is, quote, "the absolute worst possible time in history for any piece of media to be blatant about how it's shilling for progressivism". Has there been a leak lately that's been especially damning to lefties?

The thing about Ghostbusters is that Sony didn't even need to bribe critics for giving positive reviews. There is actual evidence that they did it all for free and where going to give a positive score regardless of quality, just to stick it to those misogynerds. You are going to see the same thing again in the upcoming Star Trek Discovery (STD) for purely political reasons. That show has everything
(I wish I was making up that last part, but its real)

What the fuck is this shit?
I was feeling bad about this movie underperforming because it looked neat and for once we were getting a CBM that wasn't capeshit. But goddamn I am glad I missed this one out.

Damn and to think that I was thinking about seeing it too.

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Don't fucking remind me that shit will exist.

I'm not sure what the user meant then. I assumed he was referencing Miller's shilling.

Knew to be suspicious when that one guy came to Holla Forums telling everyone how FUCKING WHITE the movie was in a completely unrelated thread. Wonder if Hillary is watching him fight alligators in her dungeon or something right now.

Y'know, that's a real shame. It looked very nice. Certainly pretty. I'm sad to see this.

meme

How about no.

Watch the Expanse. Its pretty neat. I have watched 2 seasons and it contains 0 progressive pandering.

There is an oppressed group but it makes sense as Scfi Fi, and its 100% unrelated to any modern group.

Have a shit quality mp4

That's better

Why is everything like this now? Sure there was always political shilling in media but now its way less blatant, or its done in a way that feels sinister while subtle.

Thanks. I've been needing something new and interesting for a while now.

Dark Matter is pretty great as well. It's not so hard on the sci-fi as they don't autistically explain everything, but it's certainly not soft by any means.

a what?

Some gook memesong
polite sage

You don't want to know.

STOP ARGUING AND POST THE PORN ALREADY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE THE EMOJI GIRL GET FUCKED.

Fuck off shadman.

Speak for yourself.

They wanted this shit to be the new gangnam style or some shit. It got millions of views, but man.. of all the "viral" sensations, it's fucking moronic.

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Yeah because licking someones asshole and getting the taste of shit in my mouth gets my dick off. Get the fuck outta here you degenerate.

They do cheat by having a Super fast speed travel method, but thats like the one big cheat.

Sans that it's pretty hard. At the super fast speed they need to take drugs not to die, no artificial gravity (And the actors tend to wear their hair pretty short in space. How convenient, but alright hair effects are very expensive).

I call it Fun Hard Sci fi.

((Palpatine))

Because that's how brainwashing works. You're not allowed any escape.

Hey Shad.

My god, its actually going to happen.

I'm still waiting on Shadman porn of the Ember Ghost Squad supermarket shooter.

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Im huge spacefag, and I was going to see it, I guess I will just stay home

imdb.com/title/tt6096958/
Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I don't see why not.

imdb.com/title/tt1256535/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Also,

boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4310&p=.htm

Looks like The Emoji Movie only cracked 25M opening weekend.

How much money did they waste on doing that movie and marketing?

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And that's just production, mind you. Doesn't include marketing.

I'm feeling so goddamn smug about this. Sony Animation Studio shutdown when?

For the movie production, 50 million burgercoins. For the marketing, don't know at the moment but it might be around 4 or 5 times the budget of the movie since Sony is trying to push this movie so hard to the normalfags. As of now, the movie technically flopped.

It's even better - at least those shit movies didn't took FIFTY MILLION DOLLARYDOOS to make.

The Chinese will probably eat it up.

There's some justice in the world if it goes down in history as one of Sony's biggest flops of all time.

Now someone needs to do a pic where she's getting DPed by Ralph from Wreck-It Ralph and the protagonist of Lego Movie while the Emoji Movie protagonist tearfully jerks it in the background.

So you mean I get to be lumped in with the only non-faggot race from (((Star Trek)))? Cool.

They're extra crispy niggers now.

The niggest

The movie opened at number 2 and is falling fast. Sony is fucked

They have more in common with ISIS than with Trump supporters.

Isn't one of the main three stories about a nigger kid that has a crush on an asian/chinese girl? I think the chinks won't like that one bit and won't go see the emoji movie because of that.

Yeah, but PSY actually has talent.

Well summerfaggot, the Chinese are responsible for keeping alive many shitty Hollywood movie franchiese. Like Transformers, The Hunger Games, etc… Having a black lead didn't stop Star Wars from succeeding nor did it stop Pacific Rim from bombing. Hell they wanted Mike Tyson to be in one of their IP man movies. So no, they're equally if not more brainwashed then your usual movie goer sheep.

The Chinese advertising campaign for SW7 kept the Dindu out of the spotlight.

He was literally removed from the trailer and every poster.

Yeah, but star wars didn't have him dating the asian girl

Who's to say this won't be the case either?

Nope.

I'd rather see western Sony go under as a whole.

Someone fucking cancel this shit now.

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Really? What happened to Traitor's handsome X-Wing pilot husbandu? The shipping was strong there, he even gave him his jacket…

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WE

What's the matter newfag, don't like Holla Forums memes?

Nobody likes Holla Forums memes, you fucking newfag. Not even Holla Forums likes that one anymore.

Not even the best one, you hothead?

50 million budget means it will need 100 million to break even and 150 million to turn a real profit. A 10 million dollar opening weekend is fucking terrible, it opened at number 2. This movie will bomb

Let's be honest. Hating this movie is a meme. I'm sure it's not good, but I'm sure it's not also worse than at least five animated movies that come out every year. I bet it's not worse than those shit new Star Wars films.

He said of a movie about phone emojis.

Hey Holla Forums

It's not, they hate this shit just as much as we do.

It had a couple neat scenes. Definitely wouldn't recommend a theater watch, but you might want to cruise through it off a torrent or something. Just shut it off around the halfway mark, most of the pozz is in the third act outside a longish establishing scene of the mary sue fish aliens at the beginning

That's difficult to believe considering they're more autistic then Holla Forums.

boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=theemojimovie.htm

There is justice in this world. I hope people lose their jobs over this shit

Sony has tripled down at this point. Only way people are going to lose their jobs is if the Japanese division steps in and burns the American division to the ground.

This has 90 million views, and yet I've never heard of this. You know, I sometimes forget to sign in to youtube and get surprised by how different that site looks without my own preferences dictating what content I want to see, and it always reminds me how stupid people are.

To compare, shit like BRODYQUEST has just under 8 million views, which I thought was pretty normalfag. Incidentally, HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA has 112 million views and MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー has 28 million views, so maybe I was right in thinking that this Pen Apple Pineapple whatever the fuck isn't all that popular. Still, how could this thing have that many views, and I haven't even so much heard or seen a reference to it?

Its big in Japan and on their youtube equivalent.

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I know exactly how you feel. You think you know what's popular and then youtube randomly suggests some fucking vlogger to you or some turbochad faggot who does prank videos, and you realize these people have millions of subscribers and merchandise and people pay good money to get their autograph at giant meet and greet events.. and then on top of that, these are the people youtube is going out of their way to protect and promote… and then you start to realize that you live in a completely different world from these people, and you could never understand being a fan and religiously watching these cancerous cunts every single day.

Time for bingo
imgur.com/PxFYzMd

Is that legitimate?

Norman memes suck cock, like you for using them, faggot.

Welcome to globalization and demographics.

If you pitch your cards right you can get money from anybody in the world legitimately.

Also people are lazy as fuck so music videos where they may not even get watched at all, only listened to, can easily accrue gajillions of views and jewbux anf gain wider appeal than their visual counterparts. Even podcasts can get monetized.

Whenever you hear of people like Jake Paul, you realize that things change and yet stay the same; rich do-nothing bimbos are getting scammed out of their money and lives and liking it, just as always.

Did you mean normalfag?

I was going to say "normie" but I didn't want to have to deal with

People do from time to time.
It's almost like there are several, slightly different people posting around

Not as much as "normie".

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ROTHMAN CAUGHT MASTURBAITING TO FILM
8ch.net/pol/res/10342754.html#q10342754

Boy, I sure hope they don't fuck up this analogue by offending black people somehow. :^)

I did. I bet it's not worse than that one about singing pigs.

user CAUGHT NOT KNOWING HOW TO CROSSLINK

It is, user. It is. You don't understand how fucking low something can sink.

I really hopped it stayed at zero.

user, if you worry about what youtube thinks is popular, never look at the viewcounts on pajeet-made cartoons where copyrighted characters shit in toilets and get hit by cars, you'd kill yourself. according to youtube that shit is the new beatles

I dont think we're blasting bedrock just yet.

kek

They're probably too scared of losing money to burn it down. But honestly, after Ghostbusters, which could've been a huge success in Japan if they had used attractive pop idol-tier sluts, this could've meant a whole lot of money for Sony of Japan, and not stepping in resulted in Sony of America ruining what could've been a major money making IP for them.

We shitpost a lot but we have standards damn you. Only movie we're going to shill for no matter how bad it may be is Shrek 5, and that's it. But if there's not a single

SOMEBODY

in that film, we'll shit on it like everything else and go back to shitposting stale memes like we always do.

ONCE

No joke if Shrek 5 is as good as the first two it will be the best animated movie in like 10 years.

>Nu/tv/ Holla Forums 2.0
Nigga, your shithole of a so called board has no standards what so ever. First off, you faggots over at the other Holla Forums do more ironic shitposting than the real Holla Forums does on a regular basis. Secondly, your board "ironically" call any objectively shit movie as (((kino))). Thirdly, all of the content within your dumpster fire board are just filled with cuck porn, thinly veiled Holla Forums vs Holla Forums debate threads, and 3DPD waifufaggotry. Lastly, you & your m8s over at Holla Forums 2.0 will call anyone reddit and/or redditor as a non-argument reply because someone has a different opinion than you Holla Forumsaggots circlejerk cult. And don't you go calling me reddit or any buzzword you use because I have an archive were the OP of that archived thread calls the emoji movie as (((kino))).
web.archive.org/web/20170606022949/https://8ch.net/tv/res/757563.html

Also for Shrek 5, I think All Star will be in the movie because (((Hollywood))) at the moment is cashing on the nostalgia train that has been going on for the past couple of years now.

Unless Dreamworks can get back the people who did the first two Shrek movies, I don't think Shrek 5 can or will be good at all.

Reddit plz

Dreamworks is too pozzed for that. We're only expecting it to be not as terrible as Shrek the Third. If it can avoid being that terrible, we will shitpost and shill on all the boards and no one will be able to stop us.

Hey Holla Forums

Hey reddit.

TOLD

**what was it?*

Hey now

HEY NOW A NOW
SING THIS CORROSION TO ME

What is Shrek 5 even going to be about?

The movie is being made by Universal I think, but DW said its a "reinvention" of the franchise. So probably a shitty reboot.

It will be a vaguely modern era where all the storybook characters exist in storybook land, a place where all fictional characters exist together while they wait for their books to be read. One day, Shrek, an ogre who is tired of being the bad guy in stories, accidentally escapes the storybook and goes on a wacky adventure to find out that there's more to life than what people tell you to be. Also, the King of storyland is corrupt or something and Shrek's female sidekick/love interest is a kickass punk rebel with dyed hair and she does kung fu.

WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN

That's because certified fresh is just a threshold on the percentage you fucking idiot. It's literally just 75% or higher positive reviews.

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Well what the fuck then huh.

That movie was "certified fresh" before the first weekend was even over, as I recall… And I can't remember clearly, but I don't think they did critic screenings.

That said, not unlike Metacritic, Rotten Tomatoes is a system that works on hard numbers and basic as fuck metrics.. right up until the people running it decide it doesn't have to be. They threw on the "certified fresh" rating as an act of virtue signalling. That was their way of using their power to "punch up" or whatever, and exploit their platform for some nebulous greater good… or simply because Sony fucking paid them off because Sony was throwing around hundreds of millions on "advertising" for this movie when it became obvious it would never succeed on its own merits.

Which one of you cheeky fucks did this?

archive.is/jS3k5

Or was this Shadman?

Lol, reminds me of the guy who had the old "Cartoon Girls I wanna Nail" site admitting to jerking off in the theatre the first time he saw Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Looks like it's at least making its production budget back, but probably not marketing, barring decent merch sales.

Least it's still pretty panned ratings wise.

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AI a cute

I hope best korea finishes the job the burgers couldnt.

Soon

Kek, I always hear blaring loudspeakers every Sunday, I need to go out and have a closer look one day.
t.living only minutes away from Tsuruhashi

Doesn't change the fact that you're a normalfag for being so self conscious about your nomenclature.

>now that I can draw, flash is already irrelevant and slowly being phased out
I'd like to say that my dreams got crushed, but they never really stood a chance.

Better than being denied a NASA scholarship because you were the only white guy in your school who applied for it . Haha.

Isn't trump gonna enact policies against that affirmative action shit?

Of course a movie with the most imaginative setting had to suck, because we can't have good things.

Should've known something was off with the movie when the opening implies china, the middle east, india, and africa making it to space.

Hey, it's okay, adobe animate is a thing still, it's not like your artistic talents will just dissolve with the program.

Don't give up user.

You know, user, you could always use your skills for draw threads.

You need to go back, gayin.

That's fine, I haven't stopped drawing anyways. I'm not exactly professional.

You could use live2D

Mmm, I see, but I mean the whole "newgrounds" flash scene in general is dead, with stuff like Bitey of brackenwood, Pico, Etc.

It was an ad, you stupid shit.

If you even thought for one second this movie was remotely good, I have a present for you at the bottom of the ocean. Step into these cement shoes and discover the treasure.

I watched the first two-thirds of the movie. Tumblr Emoji goes on an actual "THIS IS CURRENT YEAR AND YOU NEED TO EDUCATE YOURSELF" rant, because she's actually the Princess Emoji wearing a wig but she doesn't want to be a princess because it's sexist.

Everything this movie is and represents is terrible.

Well do you one step better, even the feminatzi's and the pied pill popping pozzer's at the Hugo's don't want to defend that shit either.

That reminds me of that shirtgate shitshow.

i wouldnt mind turning the chink into a catholic housewife

I'm not a very good artist though, not exactly one of "quality".

I think you're alright. I think you could pull off a lot of requests if you applied yourself. Don't give up or sell yourself short, user. I don't wanna see someone give up their dreams of drawing like I did.

Problem is i'm a lazy cunt who takes forever to finish a single shitscribble unless if it's something "immediate" or on the spot like an oekaki.

Don't be a lazy cunt then. Don't let it go to waste.

It's a miracle that just doing the littlest of details are the most fun part.

Here is the difference in Star Wars, the two new movies still underperformed in China despite making a billion, even with Rogue One trying to pander to them with the two Chinese characters added to the cast. SW is one of the few brands that makes more money on domestically than it does world-wide and they don't even need China to save their shitty little franchise, though their shekels are still welcome regardless.
Say what you will about the Chinese having poor taste and saving shitty movies from bombing, but you can't blame them for not stopping Star Wars from succeeding when Western audiences will line up to collectively suck Star Wars' pooze.

The chinamen don't understand "the hero's journey," because they're all backstabbing cowards.

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I am intrigued.

It's a steel armor plate completely boxing them up, so who knows what's inside. Could be donut tits for all we know.

So where is all the Jailbaitbreak porn?
I was hoping for more of it. She a qt

Hey Holla Forums

Hello reddit

So with the dust settled, what's the future for the movie?

Still crap.

How does that make me a normalfag? Do you know how normies speak? It's the opposite of what I was doing.

But he liked Jewtopia and Finding Dykes.

It's sitting at about ~$125M globally, if BoxOfficeMojo is correct. So it might end up breaking even, once post-theatrical sales are factored in. Probably won't get a sequel, though.

That has to be the tamest work I've seen by Shad thus far.

So basically like webm related?

Yep.

Neat
codepoints.net/U 1F352

What?

She has a tattoo of a unicode placeholder character with that hexadecimal code. Certain systems without a suitable font would render the cherries emoji that way.

Oh,neat.

I was so bummed because it started out excellently with great visuals and concepts but then it turns into pure preaching bullshit at the end.

It's initials are fucking STD. Holy shit, they're asking for this show to get its ass reamed out by fans.

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Lame

Learn how to sage, newfag.

Somebody's asshurt

No, but it's hilarious to see for once that even they see how fucking terrible this literal piece of shit movie is.

To even ponder people defending the movie because the lego movie was good.

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