RLM is full clickbait now. The only reason they're reviewing this film is because of the controversy surrounding its release. If it was a little known indie release they wouldn't bother.
I predict that Mike will hate it because its not capeshit and Jay will love it because he loves weird, pretentious shit without actually understanding it.
Dominic Butler
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Charles Evans
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Hunter Harris
What controvery?
Liam Myers
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Parker Garcia
Rent is due tomorrow - you had better have the money this time, Mike, or I'll break your knee caps.
Adam Ramirez
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Hudson Young
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Landon Cox
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Jaxon Hill
you called it.
Tyler Wood
I'm saving this till after I see Mother on Friday. Can we hold off discussion till then?
Xavier Garcia
Why?
Joshua Gonzalez
Ironically posting these faggots is still posting these faggots.
Why would you listen to two people who have only made completely shit movies talk about other people's movies?
Adam Peterson
No shit so why are you linking them here to get more views fucking ignore them its a shit movie
William Williams
>Reich "living in your head rent free" Bigcocklasa
Gavin Gomez
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Carson King
your opinion is shit
Kevin Watson
I haven't watched it yet. I'm going to guess that Mike shits all over it and Jay will say "I don't know, I kinda liked it".
Austin Ramirez
It hurst to be called out on being a sellout kike, doesn't it, Mike? Here are a couple of boards more of your liking, you filthy yidd:
no one i know is talking about this movie. we arent even discussing it here. there is no controversy beyond what's been manufactured to start people talking and typing about this movie. No one would be interested otherwise.
please tell me you at least realize this much.
Adam Gutierrez
Why are RLM thumbnails so clickbaity?
Jayden White
They are trying to mock clickbait articles
It's supposed to be "ironically ironic"
Dylan Brooks
Is the money they make from said vids "ironically ironic"?
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little jew thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Holla Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" merchant, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Holla Forums posting about a imaginary jewish conspiracy. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic nazi NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "JOOS JOOS JOOS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
Ayden Young
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Jeremiah Thompson
Just like that "Did RLM invent slenderman" video right?
Dylan Thomas
I hope to meet my fellow /rlm/ friends on my home board, >>>/interracial/ ;)
Connor Ramirez
it's yet another movie where jews eat a baby and because the baby is named Jesus it's a 'metaphor' oh wait, my bad, those other ones were home movies
Alexander Cook
can somebody explain to me the mike stoklasa cuck jokes please also i am not mike stoklasa
Jordan Perry
Watch his TFA "review"
Joseph Martin
He literally says Jew Jew didn't go nearly far enough and Boyega and Rey should've had a sex scene. He also gives the film a rave review despite it being exponentially worse than the prequels he loved shitting on for years.
Zachary Ramirez
That's right Jay! Just like my passion for interracial cuck porn, and my selling out to Disney, it's all ironic!
Julian Rivera
Low-energy pasta. Sad!
Ryan Garcia
what the fuck are you even talking about memecuck?
Joseph Lee
It's more watchable and seems better than the prequels but only because it's a recreation of the New Hope. I guess the prequels are great for the "riffing" factor, but that's another category altogether. Black guy, Chewie, and other pilot guy are the only good actors in the damn thing. Dumb girl and Sith Guy should've been recast, Fisher was wooden as shit, they should've just cut Leia and explained that she died in her sleep or something.
Ian Adams
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Anthony Davis
I like rlm.
Ian Myers
Hide the thread then. Also lurk at least 5 years before posting.
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Kevin Lewis
How ironic is that, for all the shit Cucklasa gave to Lucas for the prequels, he went ahead and made an even worse movie.
Elijah Baker
Shalom, (((Mike)))!
Brandon Hughes
Not a fair comparison
Cameron Flores
I'm not even one of the prequel kino faggots but this fat fuck doesn't know a thing about kino or films
Nolan Green
Youtube videos made for free are better than Space Cop
Christopher Nelson
That is very true.
William Collins
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Jonathan Parker
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Zachary Harris
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Eli Roberts
they both disliked it, but thought it could have had potential if the idea was executed better. and yes, jay did like it more than mike.
yeah it does seem like the controversy has been inflated to try to generate more interest in a niche movie that went over budget.
Benjamin Ortiz
I use literally for emphasis too
Matthew Lopez
Ha ha great post! Well meme'd my friend!
Isaac Williams
fuck off newfag
Parker Torres
What did he mean by this?
Adam Roberts
dumb anime girl is dumb
Liam Reed
There was also that controversy where an ad agency painted over a famous spot to advertise the movie. It is an extremely divisive movie, based on what you expected out of the movie that was advertised and what you got instead. That is really the only other controversy that is attributed to it.
Charles Williams
Other than what mentioned, the movie is pretty terrible and the marketing campaign billed it as a horror movie when it's anything but. The movie is hamfisted when it comes to metaphors and that just drags everything down. It could have been a good movie if Aronofsky had actually tried.
Dominic Reed
fuuggggg
Josiah Adams
Is there any truth to this? Or is it just conjecture based on the sort of positive review they gave The Fag Awakens?
Nathaniel Campbell
I think they're funny.
Aiden Perry
That video is really good but it is also 6 years old and their peek episode, nothing they've made since has come close their Jack and Jill review.
Asher Rivera
Controversy? Mate, it pissed so many people down here that it was gratified over the same day it was finished.
Ryan Morales
sadly true
Carson Anderson
Then compare THX-1138 to Space Cop. Even with a low-budget Lucas can still make kino. RLM are complete losers.