EGS Thread

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

So Holla Forums how does it feel knowing you guys have your own killer now??.

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

I wish our killer was cooler.

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

We already have two threads, check the catalog next time.
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Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

I wish our killer was cooler.

I wish you were cooler faggot.

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

Could've spent more than 300 on animation.

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

Had a bunch of palette swap donut steels
left it too late to be a school shooter, so became a supermarket shooter
couldn't even finish his Columbine shooting self-insert epic, so left us with an animatic

Yep, he's the hero we deserve. About as half-assed, homoerotic, edgy and unoriginal as anything we've ever done. EGS Guy was Our Guy.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

/pol/ and /r9k/ still has a higher score

James Myers
James Myers

Even /tv/ has a higher score

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

homoerotic
He hated men, tho. He wanted to be a dead ghost lesbian.
unoriginal
How many other people out there killed for their ghost waifu?

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

This board deserves a better class of killer.

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

Thanks for making this thread for the 6 millionth time
Obligatory reminder of who the true monster is here.

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

You guys are all forgetting Holla Forums already has a hero we deserve and don't need. We don't not need but deserve another one.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

I think TDKR shooter is unequivocally /bane/'s guy. He sent all those people to the flight plan in the sky. DURING the plane scene.

Like 50 people died and the last thing they ever heard was:
"You're a big guy."
"For you"

Blows my mind to this day. Meme magic man.

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

Don't forget that baneposters crashed that one plane too

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

Baneposting was so strong it caused 9/11 by breaking through time.
I'd say more but if I did the CIA would find me.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

not simply crashing his plane after he kidnaps you

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

getting caught is not part of your plan
What are you doing, user?

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

I'm not a big guy, I can't crash the plane yet.

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

That's why the troofcicker posts stopped?

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

Keep lifting, mosquito man.

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

more than 50 shots
only 3 people hit
i mean it's humiliating

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

I-if only we could have reached out to him… and maybe referred him to /k/, they could have taught him how to use his fucking sights.

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

Yes I said /k/. /nra/ is DED BORD.

Henry Long
Henry Long

no, no, NO NO /mlp/ or /lgbt/ takes this faggot. Butch Hartman did nothing wrong!

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

/mlp/ and /lgbtp/

Pretty sure they have their own killers.

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

/mlp/ has a killer?

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

Its the same guy.

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Butch Hartman
It's despicable that human lives were taken over such a terrible artist.

Logan James
Logan James

3:1 KDR
fucking faggot, wasted 70 fucking shells on killing 3 people
what a disgrace

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

It's despicable that human lives were taken over such a terrible artist.
Implying Butch Hartman sucks

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

wew

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

3:1 KDR
Dammit, didn't he know you've got to train on Doom and GTA first?
Muh murder simulators.

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

Prove it.

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

So far we're at:

/pol/ - Anders Breivik
/v/ - Cho Seung-Hui (Virginia Tech shooter)
/mu/ Erik Harris and Dylan Klebold (Columbine, also qualify for /v/)
/bane/ - James Holmes (Aurora Colorado shooter)
/k/ - Adam Lanza (Sandy Hoax "shooter")
Holla Forums - Ember's Spook Team faggot

What other boards have shooters that I missed? Which one do you think is next?

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

Adam Lanza
That was /b/, wasn't it? How was that /k/? Wouldn't /k/ be Dorner or the Moncton shooter?
Also, you forgot /r9k/'s beta upriser.

James Cox
James Cox

Supreme gentleman Rodgers, the Happa avenger.
Though without any equivalent to /r9k/ I don't know what board he'd represent.

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

What about Terry Nichols/Timothy McVeigh? Do they count?
Wouldn't Rodgers be /r9k/?

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

Would Eric Rudolph (Olympic Park Bomber, assuming bombers are allowed as well) be /christian/? He voiced displeasure with degeneracy but I'm not exactly sure if he was religious himself.
Would Omar Mateen be /islam/, even if he was supposedly gay?

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

Would Tomohiro Kato, the perpetrator of the Akihabara Massacre, be /jp/ or /a/, or none because he was killing weebs?

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

*ah, probably /jp/, since he was hikki supposedly, though that isn't to say /a/ has any

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

Why do people spell "Eric" with a "k"? I mean, I know "Eric" can be spelled that way, but his name is with a "c".

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

That doesn't seem all that accurate though. Like /d/'s, since that massacre had nothing to do with fetishism.
No, Holmes is /tv/, because the Germanwings pilot that literally crashed his plane is /bane/.

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

killing no kids is a bonus
Why though? You'd think it'd be the other way for maximum edge. Is it just to bumper the points?

Noah Green
Noah Green

How do McVeigh and Nichols get a bonus for no suicide? THIS COMPETITION IS RIGGED!

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

Wouldn't Hawkins be /b/, considering he posted the "I'm going to go out in style." on /b/.
This. /d/'s should get the cop-killer bonus because he killed himself.

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

Nice Attack should be /trv/.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

Dunblane school massacre is /hebe/.

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

I keked

Grayson Wilson
Grayson Wilson

Dunblane school massacre is /hebe/.

/hebe/ is gone

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

Robert Hawskins
/a/

No Mr. Anime aka LensCapProductions is /a/

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

Killer
over 100 shot fired but only manage to kill 3 peoples

He doesn't even deserve a spot in a mass shooter rankings

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

I know, and am glad. But /loli/ wouldn't fit since he was a pederast.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

See, then there's a predicament.
Hawkins should be /b/, and he should /a/. But then where does Columbine land? Closest thing I can think of is /v/, since it's highly likely Sandy Hook didn't happen.

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

Is Columbine /v/? One of them made Doom levels.

James Walker
James Walker

where does Columbine land? Closest thing I can think of is /v/,

Video games didn't cause Columbine bullying did they are /suicide/ /v/ is Sandy Hook and the Dunblane school massacre is /younglove/

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

Kaczynski is /sci/ - /diy/ - /lit/
If /agdg/ had its board Harris and Klebold would be theirs.

Armin Meiwes is /ck/
John Wayne Gacy is /cgl/
Wainewright would be /out/ do we even have an alchemy or herbalist focused board?
Jack the Ripper enters as /x/ def.
Chris Benoit is /wooo/

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

Makes sense

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

What the hell are you doing?

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

What board does Nevada-tan represent?
<inb4 only one kill
EGS guy managed only two more kills than an 11-year old loli armed only with box-cutters

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

/loli/, obviously.

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

They got something else.

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

She is cute

James Wright
James Wright

Fuck off.

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

Fuck off.

Not an argument

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

There was never an argument in the first place.
The fuck are you on about?

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

LOL why you so butthurt?.

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

Hey /tv/

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

Hey /tv/

How is liking lolis /tv/?.

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

What about the /x/ Slender-worshipper?

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

Even the finished section wasn't well animated.

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Why can't there be more then one killer per board?

John Smith
John Smith

Ah yes the physical embodiment of polygons DooM playthrough

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

Because the scoreboard only takes the most prolific and/or emblematic of their respective board. Having runner-ups and shit would only make things confusing.

Chris Benoit is /wooo/
Nah, that was a simple murder-suicide rather than a proper High Score run.

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

that counts.

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

Well she was basically queen of /b/ before that queen of /b/ faggotry started. Nevada-tan represents something that is long gone, and never coming back.
She is an adult now, and is out of her forced mental hospital stay. Although tracking her down would prove difficult.

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

indeed

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

being this assblasted over good taste
hi autist

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

Tell me any other artist that made a show jump the shark 3 fucking times

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

This.

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

I'd say technically more, with the live action movies and the various other movies that jumped the shark in different ways.. like Timmy locking everyone at one age for decades.

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

What about the episode where Timmy commits suicide and finds out that everyone he knows has a better life without him, If I was a bullied depressed kid that episode would had probably drove me into suicide.

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

the dog got canned after a single episode tho, too bad that Butch isn't self aware enough to realize that Chloe is almost as bad as him

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

It's a real shame people died for this.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

thiccfags truly are the scum of the earth

Charles Green
Charles Green

that is not thicc.
that is not thicc at all.
that is an amorphous blob.

I did a quick search on paheal and this is the closest I could find to thicc Ember. Wish I could have found it done by a better artist but it's close enough.

Learn the difference, it could save your life.

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

This discourages me from ever publishing or even putting online my own characters, I don't want some autistic tranny to kill people and then themselves in order to reincarnate as one of my ocs

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

Just dont use your real shit and buy a $30 burner phone.

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

Woo Bum-Kon
/d/
How exactly? He didn't have any sexual perversions, far as anybody knows.

I don't get it either, honestly.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Do you even know what a High Score run is? No, it doesn't count.

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

To me this is just an added benefit of creating OC.

Zachary Kelly
Zachary Kelly

We can add /leftypol/ to the list, vegas guy was a commie.

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

vegas guy was a commie
I'd like some sauce on that burger.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

pic
Scum of the earth.
Learn the difference, it could save your life.
What, is there an upcoming thin-appreciation-convention we should pay attention to?

what said.

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Somebody should draw all these Ember clones getting blacked in hell while Randy in drag is crying in a corner.

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

did he even kill anyone?

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

I think he killed three people out 50 shots fired.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

and he was using a shotgun

what a faggot

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

It's a real shame people died for this.

Kek

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

I'm honestly in love with EGS

Charles Gutierrez
Charles Gutierrez

fuck off

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

No

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

The living will lewd his precious OC waifus while he’s in hell

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

I want to fuck her

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

Makes you wish he’d actually come back as a ghost, so he could witness his ghostfu get the rule 34 treatment.

BLACKED when?

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

someone needs to design the faggot as a hartman ghost character and draw tons and tons and tons of cuckold porn.

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

This. I can barely draw a stick figure so I can’t help out ;_;

Randy as a ghost, having seconds thoughts as he watches Ember getting a ectoplasm bukkake by a couple of ghost brothas.

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

Here Nevada would belong to /JP/ or /VG/ considering that 2 months after the Sasebo slashing she was added as a character to Summer Radish Vacation 1.1 (the sequel School Days may be better known here) where you could get her pregnant. She appears as a MILF in the School Days sequel Shiny Days too. All one massive overflowing universe.

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