FRENCH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ON APRIL 23
How does it work ?
Many political parties run their own primaries or choose nominees. Candidates of each party then submit themselves to popular vote in a two-round system. The first round of elections features all candidates and, if nobody receives more than 50% of the vote, the two candidates with the most votes go to a second round (runoff).
The first round of Presidential elections is on April 23. The second round is on May 7.
Who's running ?
Many people. I'm gonna focus on the main contenders.
Far Left :
* Jean-Luc "More power for EU parliament" Mélenchon, Jean-Luc "Castro is the servant of Liberty" Mélenchon, Jean-Luc "Venezuela is an inspiring success" Mélenchon.
>Platform : Share the wealth, stay in EU, print mo money fo dem programs, retirement with full pension at 60, minimum wage at €1,700, maximum wage at €360,000, 35-hour work week, nationalize French energy sector giants, regularize illegal immigrants, create more public jobs, new tax for international cooperation, debt forgiveness for nigger countries, euthanasia, voting rights for foreigners.
Left :
* Emmanuel "French Clinton" Macron
>Platform : Stay in EU, Extend healthcare and unemployment contribution to pensioners, extend welfare to entrepreneurs, retirement with minimal pension at 67, public disengagement from school, 10,000 more policemen (more to come probably, as this kike never delivered a complete platform).
* Benoît "Litteraly who ?" Hamon, Benoît "French Bernie Sanders" Hamon.
>Platform : Tax on robots, universal income, right of foreigners to vote, 32-hour working week, 50% renewable energy, recognize burn-out as an occupational disease, stay in EU
Right :
* François "Doormat" Fillon, François "French Thatcher" Fillon.
>Platform : Stay in EU, adopt more EU regulations over French ones, more jails, deport jihadists, slow down immigration, cut welfare, no faggot/dyke adoption or assisted procreation, retirement with minimal pension at 65, no 35-hour work week, 39-hour work week in public sector, tax relief for business and households, cut public jobs by 500,000 and public expenses by €100 billion.
Far Right :
* Marine "One language, one culture" Le Pen, Marine "I'm not racist" Le Pen, Maine "Islam is compatible with the Republic" Le Pen.
>Platform : (not official, will be published in February) Frexit referendum, leave the €, enforce borders, cut legal immigration by 80%, deport all illegal immigrants, ban pro-migrants protests, tighten rules on nationality, punish anti-French racism, lower retirement age, raise minimum wage, reduce energy prices and taxes, cut welfare, but no deportation of "French" shitskins.
Polls :
First round : fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_de_sondages_sur_l'%C3%A9lection_pr%C3%A9sidentielle_fran%C3%A7aise_de_2017#2017
Second round : fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_de_sondages_sur_l'%C3%A9lection_pr%C3%A9sidentielle_fran%C3%A7aise_de_2017#Sondages_du_second_tour
Is Marine Le Pen /OURGIRL/ ?
Le Pen is not France's Trump. For the normie, she's Hitler. For some people, she's the lesser evil. For others, voting for her would legitimate the FN left-leaning and Philippot's faggotization of Jean-Marie's legacy, which is unacceptable. Can't disagree with that. But not voting for her now means, considering the (((polls))), getting fucked in the ass by Fillon for 5 years.