The man who ruined standup

The man who ruined standup.

how can you ruin something that was already shit to begin with?

of course

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Pretty sure he was the only good one

That's not Bill Hicks.

that's not Bob Sagat

That would be Lenny Bruce. Carlin was basically doing a Bruce impression, and when Bill Hicks struck it big being a loud conspiracy theorist with a microphone, he ramped up the act to try and stay relevant.

>Leonard Alfred Schneider (October 13, 1925 – August 3, 1966), better known by his stage name Lenny Bruce, was a Jewish-American stand-up comedian, social critic and satirist.
every fucking time

kill yourself

yeah man, life was so much better in the middle ages

The best Carlin joke is "corporations are like totally evil but you can't watch my standup without a cable subscription or giving money to ticketmaster".

You guys don't understand, the whole underlying punch-line of Carlin's act was that people took him seriously.
He was an irl shitposter.

By being too good?

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Oh no, Carlin was being serious. He was an oblivious shitposter.
The joke was his material itself.

yes it was

have fun dying at age 40 because your nutrition is shit and you've been doing hard physical labor your whole life

as opposed to live an extra 40 years as a relic of yourself to eat chemical processed shit and atrophize on your couch as you consume the brain numbing entertainment products offered to you by mr. shlomo shekelstein?

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no one is forcing you to eat chemical processed shit. there's lots of good ingredients in the store, unless you live in Venezuela or something.

carlin's eventual descent into hypocrisy doesn't make the rich any less evil.


capitalist cucks will defend this, they cant conceive of anything else thanks to MSM indoctrination.

Righties are juuuust constantly butthurt that they dont have any good comedians. They're so angry that they'll attack you for trying to teach them things. Think about that. Think about going through life that angry about everything. Jesus…

It's easier than you think!

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why is it evil if someone becomes rich by creating something that a lot of people enjoy?

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Holla Forums is the best comedian of the past 20 years.

He was such a bitter prick. I never understood the reverence for this junkie boomer dipshit. Oh, he said curse words tehehe!

There is nothing preventing you from going outside and living your life or eating healthy. The reason you're a fat slob eating garbage is because that's what you chose to do.

Stop blaming your poor choices on society.

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See Venezuela in current year.

At least women weren't all whores then

He was shit, but at the very least he didn't put up with safe space crap and didn't care about offending.

This. Standup is literally the capeshit of comedy

keep in mind; he never shit on karl marx.

fuck off

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not an argument

Where the fuck do you think you are?

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That's a pretty huge gulf between those extremes of dichotomy.

Would you rather have the colour of cum or shit?

Stop ban evading you fucking loser.

its a meme now ;^)

lol butthurt cumskins

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The absolute state of the alt-right.

So it's not a meme.

That's not Dane Cook.

he dindu nuffin

the argument was which society was better, not the individual you replied to, way to move the goalposts cuck
yeah a lot of people are making that decision, oh no wait they are indoctrinated by poisonous kike propaganda, therefor, this society is inferior to medieval society

i second this. standup has always been dogshit for pretentious faggots

Why doesn't Holla Forums like Carlin? Yeah he was edgy, but not in a juvenile way, and he had amazing flow.

What a fucking retard. Who would want a stupid shirt that's going to fade out after a few washings instead of a book that will last years?

a shirt is much better than a book since you can download it

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Try again, your newfag is still showing.