HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

It's a sequel to Orange is the New Black.

Mother fuckers if this bitch isn't hung and killed in 2017 I'm going to launch a chemfag strike on D.C.

Orange is the new black?

I'd watch it every day 2bh. Please let her run again, please

She probably will be nominated. The Democratic Party is that self-destructive. They'd completely brush aside younger people who would stand a chance to run their dead horse candidate despite the fact that nobody wanted her in 2008 or in 2016

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She was convinced she would be president too, & angry democrats? surely not.
I actually hope this is true, it would be a fuggin trainwreck.

Seriously.

She wasn't credible period her entire platform was based on her sandy vagina trying to coast on obama's success with the race card. ANYONE was better than hilliary, I'm still convinced if she hadn't made sure bernie was completely fucked in the nomination he would actually of beat trump out in the votes. That's how fucking bad she was she cost them the perfect election.

Fuck I hope so everyone knows she's a god damn crook now and it's basically handing Trump his next term. She's like the tabloid version of camillea or whatever her name is over in the UK constantly plotting to steal the throne for herself like a saturday morning cartoon villain.

I just don't really see it. Maybe you're right and the donors try to overrule the party again. They already tried to prop up Bernie and Gabbard as zio-compliant "radical" forces inside the party and that failed, so maybe they go back to the brand name zio-puppet. I think they'll meet genuine resistance, though, and we may finally get some serious resistance to the kike.

They picked the worst candidate possible, yes there was some opposition and general negative posturing toward Trump from the get-go, but Hillary was the only one that absolutely was hated more, the worst person they could've run with.
I think they thought they had enough clout to just jam a horribly unpopular person down our throats by using complete media bias 24/7, in their smug hubris they wanted Trump to be a temporary paper tiger.
OOOPS.

YES, PLEASE DO THIS

HILLARY FOR 2020! LET HER RUN AGAIN AGAINST TRUMP

LET HER TRY A RUN AGAIN WITH A GAG ON ILLEGALS WHO VOTED IN 2016 SO TRUMP CAN NOW WIN WITH A TWO-DIGIT DIFFERENCE

MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT FUCK

Yeah, because it worked for Huckabee. Hyuk!

I think they'll try to run Booker tbh. He's a fucking faggot.
t. Jewjersian

Compete with interracial bulldykery

Bernie wouldn't have won Florida. At best he might have turned Trump's flipping six states into just three, at best. He wouldn't have won.

Hillary actually had a better chance of being President in 2008, before she became Secretary of State. She was more experienced than Obama. She was in better health than she was in 2016 and she ran a better campaign. All the mistakes she made in 2016 she avoided in 2008. Of course nobody wanted her 2008 so I don't see why they'd want her in 2020 either

Everything we've seen from these people so far has told us they haven't learned their lesson, that they're going to continue to double down. We'll see what happens after mid-terms but I think, barring complete devastation of the Democratic Party in 2018, that they'll continue to double down and nominate Hillary for a second time

Kek, oh god please yes. If she runs and gets nominated once again, Trump will win even bigger 2020, after 4 years of MAGA and whipping the Media.

jesus christ, how many times does this stupid old bag of shit need to be slapped back?

It's like playing hot potato with a small bomb made out of a water bottle, ducttape, and piss ain't it?

She's a persistent bitch, that's for sure.

holy shit
HOLY SHIT

if she runs and gets nominated then it's a
GUARANTEED

8 years for trump.

This will backfire, badly. People are extremely sick of that shit and having her show around will allow Trump to double down on latte sipping out of touch ultra PC limousine liberal elites. The working class would be the most pissed of all by this and be further alienated. This is also adding to the fact that in 2020, more of Gen Z can vote and they're the most uncucked generation in a very long time. Oh and there's the illegal vote thing too which really won't be there anymore if Trump really cracks down on it.

Hillary puts a spin on it by bulldyking on Haitian children, and then further spin by murdering them as sacrifices to Moloch.

Imagine being the poor sap in charge of putting out press releases and announcements from this stupid senile cunt

Poor Hillary, always the bride's maid but never the bride.

Fuck your singles, hillshill.
If dubs, Hillary dies before or during 2020.

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

What have you done?!

You magnificent bastard

I'll check this to further power Kek

PRAISE KEK

Kek wills it

He would just have a template saved for each announcement

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I..I WILL BE PRESIDENT..I MUST BE PRESIDENT..I WAS BORN TO BE PRESIDENT..YESSSS..LET THE PAIN FEED ME!

Oh god please please do this. People who get to know her really hate her. Lock the dems out of a real candidate too.

here we go

I'm from Jersey, too, so I know about Booker. He would basically be a nigger zio-puppet. He's a tool of jewish capital. I can see why the donors would want him, but I'm not sure. I don't know if Keith Ellison actually got the job running the DNC or they were just talking about it, but if that's the direction things are going than it won't be Booker.

Perhaps some of our memes should have stayed dreams.

Bernie was the stronger candidate but he could never beat Trump.
He'd do well until they got on a stage together, at which point Trumps dominant personality would quickly mark him as the victor.

Thats only if they didnt leran to rig the elections better.

oh no, I've been compromised!

Booker auditioned for head of the DNC when he testified against Sessions and proved himself vapid as fuck and unable to coherently string together a narrative that is compelling to people who aren't already sniffing his asshole because he's brown

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She gonna be in jail till then

Bernie was nothing but an attempt to co-opt the more radical economic elements in the Democratic party into something useful and neutered for zionism.

George Soros is the emperor while Hilary could be Count Dooku.

Then she'll just get double clotheslined by Kanye and Trump in 2020.

If trips, Hillary also shits her pants around the time she dies.
i'm making a gamble but fuck it

ok

But how can you run a TV show from within a federal prison cell….

Would that make her a three time loser?

I'd like to see her do this just for the very fact that being reduced to the level of a talkshow host would be humiliating for her. Her supporters would litterally be the useless do-nothing housewives and dindus that watch TV all day.

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Our God is an amazing God

Most intelligent people that aren't obsessed power mongers would have gotten the hint by now.

PRAISE KEK

I wonder if Bill Maher caught wind of this and that's why he had that moment on his show where he told them he never wants to see them again. Maher is a shill but he isn't dumb. He knows full well what a fucking disaster she was.

SOMEONE CAP THOSE 2 THINGS AND MAKE THEM INTO 1 IMAGE KEK WILLS IT

Oh Christ, that user was right when he said time is cyclical.

Guys, do you know what this means? We're going to get an 80s family sitcom called "The Clintons".

I can already see it.

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Kek bless you!

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so she's literally just trying to copy Trump now.

No fucking way

'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GOOOO

SHADILAY

Key word "trying" to. More importantly everyone's aware she's a fucking greedy little corrupt wrinkled bitch and this is the most transparent popularity grab in political history I've seen.

wew lad that's a lot of implying

This is actually a brilliant move on Hillary's part. She gets to stay in the public spotlight and seem relevant, keeping up the DNC talking points. This could actually cause Trump problems, since he feels the need to respond to every criticism. Plus it keeps her a household name just Incase she can get her health in order for a third run.

But more than that, it will make money.

Hillary's followers will drink any koolaid she pedals. All she needs to do is brand and market herself properly and she could make a fortune. Look at Oprah Winfrey.

No, but seriously. The media keep going and going with that "TRUMP IS NOT SUITED TO BE PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE'S JUST A REALITY TV SHOW HOST" and now Shillary is doing exactly just that, because she thinks that's what got Trump elected. How is the media going to spin this in a positive light after shitting on Trump's tv shows for so the entire run?

Elizabeth Warren is the next to have a pop, watching her fail is going to be even better.

jesus fucking christ this cunt is crazy. there has to be something else to this. there's just no fucking way they'd go with this. it would be SO FUCKING EASY for trump to beat her a second time with some shit like "we took the white house from the elites, and now they want it back"

He shut down pissgate pretty quick.
This is the likely outcome, and probably the goal.

I want to see it happen tbh

This is getting sad. They think if they just imitate Trump then they're going to win. They still have no idea why they were defeated so soundly.

God, Elizabeth Warren? I can't believe there would be Elizabeth Warren supporters. I can't believe people support Hillary.

she's a coward

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Ill just copy this!

Fucking die of Kuru already

PRAISE KEK

What if Jeb! runs third party? Beating Hillary isn't fun without first beating Jeb.

If Warren ran here's how it would break down:

Ardent "we need a vagina in the white house" people would support her unconditionally

Normal Leftists would support her only because she's not Trump

Assuming Trump gives back to the working class, Trump Democrats are going to stick with him

Bern victims are going to vote for the jew or equivalent regardless

basically: The Dems will D&C themselves again, Jew Stein and G. Nasty will probably run again ensuring even less votes for the dem candidate, and Trump will have 8 years

They'll say oh she got the popular vote

KEK WILLS IT

They can't be so stupid to let her crazy run a third time, doesn't matter anyway, she'll be incarcerated. I Love that Trump's Timing of announcing in estigations completely btfo her announcement. Smuglife.

I hope the third parties get to debate with Trump this time. It would be fun.

DO IT

DO IT

DO IT

Nah, it's…

"LIVE" FROM HER CELL IN A FEDERAL PRISON! IT'S THE HILLARY CLINTON SHOW!

The show will be called, "I'M DA BOSS!" Where Hillary will be the boss.

"Incompetent and incontinent: The Hillary Clinton Story"

Trump already beat Hillary twice, (((Stein's))) recount.

Warren's biggest problem is that she's white. It would be very easy to d&c the dems if they tried to run her. She's a spineless whiner so she may get shafted either ways. I think Hillary will try and force her way again.

She's a low-energy, left-wing Sarah Palin. Might have worked 10-15 years ago, but not now.

Warren would double down on her claims of being Indian and it would blow up in her face all over again. The general public won't accept that bullshit for a second. They already don't care for affirmative action nonsense, and seeing a socialist piece of shit scam the taxpayer by pretending to not be white so she gets an easier ride destroys whatever delusions of the Presidency she has.

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real nato tbh

I though she quit politics for good?

YET ANOTHER FUCKING LIE

Fuckn die you cunt.

what matters is trying

Won't she be dead by 2020 from her degenerative neurological disorder?

Why in the nun-fucking hell couldn't you have said "2018?"

Dooku was the shit, man. Don't denigrate him in such a fashion. If Hillary is anything, she's the squeaky jew rat sithlord.

Small planes have such a poor safety record…

pants of shit included

For serious though, does this woman have absolutely no self-awareness over how much of a shrill unlikable cunt she is? She only got as many votes as she did because almost half the population will always vote Democrat no matter what, for a variety of reasons.

More exposure would do the exact opposite of make her popular.

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Perfect bit to use on niggers to D&C and suppress their voter turnout.

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Bernie did not need Florida. Give him Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin and he takes the election.

What I really find interesting about this video is that Obama manages to speak with much more conviction when he approaches actually telling the truth than when he knows he is lying about her. It's like he's almost bursting out laughing in the 2016 video. Zero conviction.

King Nig is tired from pretending to be president. Look at his hair.

This is assuming he would have taken those states.

Keep in mind that nobody attacked Sanders. He polled better against Trump but that's because nobody aired his dirty laundry. Hillary knew she was going to get the nomination and wanted his supporters.

#Hillary2020 confirmed. Just not in the way she had hoped.

Source on pic?

lol she thinks she'll be alive in 3 years?

HE IS WITH US

Sanders would have gotten destroyed had he gotten the nomination. Watching Trump and Barney Sandals go at it would be like putting a baby in the ring with mike tyson.

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She's trying to become the first prisoner president.

Who would want to listen to this old hag? Let alone look at her?

When Donald and his team are done with the whole voter fraud thing she and her friends did she'll be shat on like no tomorrow.

Did you watch that debate for next chairman of the DNC? Socjus is in takeover mode within the Democratic party. Like everything else infested with socjus their party will fall once the takeover reaches a certain point.

Its amazing what 20 years can do

A manga about girls learning MMA. Not very long, doesn't have deeper insight into martial arts, but decent.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

Praise KEK
Carry her forth into the darkest abyss.

fucking lol

PRAISE

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literally who?

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PRAISE BE

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LOL DUDE LOL SHE IS TOTALLY ONE OF US HAHA

ASTA LA VISA BABY! LOL

Hillary might be an ugly hobag, but if they put her into make-up for 6 hours and let her suck the marrow out of the bones of little brown children, I'd fugg her for a fistful of fiddle-faddle.

Don't bully me please.

She's our gal

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

She'll be dead before 2020.

Please do. It'd be the best way to guarantee another 4 years.

Now thats some creepy shit

Also
Bill will die in the next 4 years

hitler dubs

Instead it predicted the caliber .308. What did Kek mean by this?

3pooky5me

trash

You will see such beautiful things

I'm afraid so. Trump would have crushed Bernie in a one on one debate. It would have been a Yeb! tier beating.

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Who's gonna tell her?

Not going to happen and she will be really lucky if she isn't locked up before then and if that treacherous cunt tries in 4 years with the entire gov at Trumps disposal don't expect her to roller skate through a next time.This what I have been thinking after 8 years then what we really have to groom his replacement to keep the commie demrats out FOREVER and never get caught off guard and let them weasel their way back in so right now its all about voting those fucks out on local and state and fed levels and completely crush them while we have the chance.If dems get in again or control the house or senate it will get real ugly.The fight has just begun.GRRRRR!!

Just shows how out of touch she really is.

Will her body double be running as VP?

This woman is legitimately retarded.

trips confirm

The Democrats may actually be dumb enough to push her saggy ass through again. They don't seem to learn from their mistakes.

Imagine her show had a call in segment…

Freemasonic trips confirm

Her show is called "The Dementice"
Participant have to make convincing hostage videos and give impromptu press conferences detailing the facts of their documentaries.

It's the same person dude. Find a hire res picture of the "body double" and look closely at the hand. Hillary has a "simian crease", which is quite rare. So does the "body double". What are the chances that Hillary found a woman that looks like her, is willing to be employed as a double, and has the same unusual hand crease? Very slim.

Here you go.

If it does, you know they won't actually be accepting any calls from anybody; they'll just hire people to ask the questions they want behind the set.

AS ABOVE, SO BELOW

No white person will lead the democratic party again. We're going to make sure about that.

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strong digits must be observed

Indeed

Let me guess, it'd be on CNN.

There was a radio talkshow doing this during the elections, actually.

It was redneckpilled and had some funny shit. Look up the Big Show of you have the time

Can you even do that from prison?

They'll probably dump her on HLN once it's clear her ratings are mediocre.

>tfw everything end in 909 or me as of recent
>even end of new phone number is 909
Is this a sign?

If dubs, Michelle runs in 2020.

COUGHING FITS
PANTS OF SHIT

Here you go

okie doke

She will not live that long.

Like I said.

Trips of truth.

ISN'T THIS CUNT SUPPOSED TO BE IN PRISON?

Hillary should do this. A call-in section is popular too especially if people disguise themselves as Hillary supporters and troll on-air
>implying she isn't in jail before this ever gets off the ground

Holla Forums is freaking out about this

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Count Dooku used to be a Jedi. Hillary is more like Director Krennic (Tarkin's too good for her), having her plans leaked to the Rebels.

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KEK IS A GOD OF PEACE

I thought she already had a TV show?

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More proof that Hillary was a Trump plant all along

newfags, the Empire are the good guys and Tarkin is the best in the series. Vader did nothing wrong. Rebels are a tiny group of anarchist terrorists that no one in the galaxy likes. everything but the original trilogy is cancer.

COUGHING FITS PANTS OF SHIT!

look at the length of her index finger in relation to the ring finger. dead giveaway.

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT

The Rebels weren't anarchists, they brought back the Republic so that each planet basically governed itself, although the Galactic Senate stil had some power over them. But it was closer to nationalism than the Empire ruling every planet. (OK, it was one world government on each planet, but that was only to simplify the story as talking about different countries' governments on each planet would be too complex.)

The Seperatists in the prequels were right though, as they wanted full nationalism. (Again, aside from the one world government thing.)

Yeah, this'll go well.

PRAISE KEK

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Like a 1980's saturday morning cartoon villain. Don't come back for the next season, Hillary. It's time you get written off for good.

Rebels didn't bring back anything, they had no plan of action or proposed new government. The Empire ruled with a very light hand and effectively allowed most every 'little planet' to rule themselves. The Republic had become a stodgy bureaucratic mess that couldn't rule efficiently whatsoever, the Empire was a welcome boon for everyone. Just because the movies put the good-feelings music on the Rebels and literally labeled the Empire "evil" and of the dark side doesn't mean they were actually the bad guys.

The only times you see them being 'oppressive' is when they're hunting down the destructive anarchist cells, they've every right to take extreme measures to shut down treasonous retards who are causing tons of trouble for their citizens. No non-terrorist is shown living living in any sort of fear of the Empire.

If you watch the Man in the High Castle, it's the same deal though they do a much poorer job of their theatrics. The Nazis are really displayed extremely well, the people are happy, wealthy, safe. The only "oppression" shown is in hunting down the traitor terrorists trying to bring it all down (besides one obligatory 'gassing the jews' scene), which is entirely justified and probably approved by everyone no matter how melancholic the score tries to be.

The Rebels brought back the Republic. It was back in The Force Awakens. That was the whole point of the Rebellion. How is blowing up Alderaan ruling with a very light hand? And there were Imperial Governors and garrisons on every planet.

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kek. see pic related

The princess and her mother were rebel collaborators. They ruled with a light hand but punished traitors without mercy.

Which is what every well adjusted citizen on the planet would want. Protection, from the kind of pointless chaotic destruction the rebels represent. People want stability, economy, freedom, this is what the Empire provided.

POST-MORTEM DEFECATION

When the coughing ceases, she'll have pants of feces.

PRAISE KEK

Yes, killing billions of people because you considered a handful of them as traitors is ruling with a very light hand, isn't it?

That's what they had before the Empire, until Palpatine started stirring things up from behind the scenes.

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Count Hillary dead folks. But let's get her convicted anyway.

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No, they had a republic which was completely dysfunctional even by the Queen's own admission. It had its own rebellion in Count Dooku's separatism, though they were far more justified, and the Republic's attempts to squash a reasonable secession in a "democratic" regime far less than the Empire's fight against radical terrorism.

Nice sophistry, leftycuck. Anything left the say?

Had only just become so after like 1000 years and even then it seemed to be due to manipulation by Palpatine behind the scenes.

You're the one arguing for the Soviet-like Empire. Like the Soviet Union people had to pledge allegiance to the state (Empire) rather than the country (planet) and the state pledged allegiance to Communism (the Sith).

I dunno, maybe Palpatine could have sent some of his Force-sensitive minions to quietly assassinate the royal family? But instead, in his arrogance and dark-side induced megalomania, he decided that making an example of the entire planet was a good idea.

It was Tarkin's idea to blow up Alderaan. Although there was no indication that Palpatine objected to it after the fact.

drain the swamp

How do you figure that? All we're ever shown is a dysfunctional Republic. The the POV that it was FUBAR, not simply temporarily stalled but it's been stalled and now clearly beyond fixing, was stated as an uncontroversial opinion in the Phantom Menace by Anakin, Queen
You're the one arguing disingenuously. Forming a coalition of generally independent countries does not make it communism, do you have no knowledge of history?. The Empire has far more in common with the Holy Roman Empire (or maybe just Ancient Roman monarchy) than the USSR. Though perhaps it's best understood as fiefdom on a galactic scale.

Well, it certainly wasn't a bad idea. The rebels were forced off to a random planet in ass-nowhere for years with almost the entirety of the galaxy lending them no sympathy or support. When there is treason in your own bed, threatening your own family and people, you pull out all the stops.

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The way it's talked about in The Phantom Menace is like it's only just become dysfunctional under Supreme Chancellor Valorum's watch. And Palpatine was meddling in the background. As for Alderaan, do you live in the USA? If so then how would you like it if the USA was wiped off the map just because of what Obama and his supporters did? Because that's similar, only not even as bad since the actual equivalent would of course be destroying Earth entirely.

Sleeper meme deployed.

To be fair the idea of hosting a TV show prior to a presidential run isn't a bad one. Trump did the same thing. Why do you think, after backing down in 2000 he spent the next decade doing a reality TV show where he ingrained himself on a deep level in the minds of the public as a smart, successful businessman 'who would probably be good with the economy'? It was 10/10 memeing on his part.

Bit late to do that now though, but as President Trump says (I will never get tired of saying that) she never gives up.

PRAISE KEK

Difference is that, if this election proved anything it's that Hillary needs less coverage, not more

Did anybody else become 200% smug after reading that?

I just can't see this working out for Hillary. It takes so much effort, money, and drugs to make her presentable to an audience for ~30 minutes, and there is always a chance her Parkinsons will kick in and screw everything up. On the other hand, this certainly wouldn't be aired live, so they could do multiple takes when needed and fix things in post.

It is definitely a stupid idea. It will probably just give Oprah the idea that she should run for president.

That would be goddamn glorious. Trump would be re-elected without spending a cent on the campaign.

Geiger did tarot cards?
FUCK ME MUST ACQUIRE

Why are you nerds arguing this much about Merchandise Wars? Who fucking cares?

Who is the girl in the photo?

John Podesta plz go

You have to think in terms of scale, individual planets are treated more as states in a republic than they are countries in the UN. Many are really nothing more than cities for all intents and purposes, in terms of their depiction and place in the plot. Thus, a closer analogy is CA getting nuked for being CA, or Austin, TX getting blockaded and starved. Pretty fair.

You really think a single term is enough to bring down a multi millennial government to the point where multiple factions are vying for power, they're completely incapable of responding to threats against them and were easily susceptible to a full coup? It was a long process of decay. They overexpanded and became ineffective. And their entire government power was only founded on the fragile ties to a genetic ubermensch who, by the time the story begins, showed zero interest in subordination to their 'leaders' whereas the Empire was a military meritocracy, far more efficient at protecting itself and its citizens. inb4 but they lost. so did Hitler

Star Wars is an American cultural mythos, a distinctly aryan story depicting the hero's journey. But it's made by a jew and thus needs some of its garbage cleaned up.

Yes.

Although I kind of hope Clinton gets some kind of political office tbh. I heard some rumblings a week ago about her considering a run for mayor of New York City. Really, I can't imagine a better fit for her, or for that city. They both hate guns in the hands of citizens, love the police state, and have a rich history of tolerating corruption.

Since the election, I have often felt that while I certainly prefer to live in the world with President Trump, I sure would like to visit the world with President Hillary Clinton. She's a Clinton - scandal follows her wherever she goes, and the internet age makes her style of politics harder and harder to get away with.

Since I cannot into multiverse travel, the next best thing would be to get to watch her and Trump both occupy some type of executive office at the same time. Every time a new story broke in the papers about the latest Mayor Clinton scandal, Trump would be bantzing her and saying stupid shit on Twitter. And then Trump would want to go back to NYC to check up on his properties, which would mean entering "Hillary's town", like some Federal Marshall entering a crooked Sheriff's town in the old west.

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH POPCORN IN THE WORLD, FAM.

Criminally unchecked.

The beauty of it all is that Hilary would try to use it against Trump.
Inevitably bringing the hammer down on her in a way she can't escape.

Finally she'd be thrown in the slammer for corruption