Communists are too right wing

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Why is that man saying the muffin factory is a toothbrush factory?

derpy pls

This whole "personal property" idea makes no sense even.

I mean, think about it, is the state going to be enforcing exclusionary laws to allow people to monopolize stuff just because they've decided it's arbitrarily "personal".

That's fucking fascist and not on.

The toothbrush is a means of production for producing fresh breath and clean teeth.

We must also collectivize people themselves. Everyone must share their bodies for the good of the collective.

Yeah, it's all so obvious. People's bodies are also means of production because every worker is producing stuff, and their means to do so is their body.

I'm just supposed to give it to him?

Instead of the public-private dichotomy, I advocate democratically surrenderable property.

I want ur angus but also u can have mine

we can all have each other angus

The idea is that the collectivized industry can make enough toothbrushes for all to the point it really doesn't care as the communist state has warehouses full of stockpiled toothbrushes waiting to be consumed.

If it's just you vs. him, then no utilitarian benefit would come from giving it to him.

But if 2 or more people want it for the greater good, give it up chump.

Yes.

Metal blade = means

Production = stab wounds

Hand it over.


RIGHT WINGER DETECTED.

>>>Holla Forums

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YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY PROPERTY, COMMIES!

reactionary detected

retard detected

Yes, and then you give him a blow job.

It's nationalist. You want to be a race of one and put up borders around toothbrush land.

I feel like this has been given new meaning
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For what fucking greater good? Wouldn't there already be factories that produce more then enough knifes, knifes that they could have?

What about this soviet submariner's watch that my dad bought in east Germany and gave to me? It doesn't even work anymore. They're be plenty of working watches around, and I'd have to give up a broken watch given to me by my father just because two faggots love collecting old soviet things?

But specific knives would be privatized, which is not on mate.


Nice try fascist. Your bourgeois sentimentality has no power here.

I bet you believe you can prove this.

You could easily make it a law that you can borrow someone else's personal property when they aren't using it but have to give it back when they ask.

I think you mean when the direct democratic council has convened on the issue, comrade.

Just have a state that protects against murder and violence and such, but doesn't protect property. So you can steal it when he's not using it, and he can steal it back when you're not.

No, the state has to take that shit away (and also all your other shit) in order to make sure that nobody ends up having more than anyone else. Maybe if you do a good job in the rice paddies, you can have a little of it back. That's what communism is all about, baby.

this
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What if someone speaks or moves without permission from the collective?

Should we kill them, comrades?

found a fucking kulak

All unnecessary work will be abolished. Why make more knives when we have your grandfathers?
time will be abolished since it's a spook made to controll workers. Your clock must be melted down and turned into something usefull.

Super communism

Do you legitimately feel this way, or are you just trying to make leftcoms look shitty?
Everything in my house could be taken away? I would have to give up old pictures of family members if asked?

You must justify your right to own them to the collective of commissar Cletus will be here tomorrow to confiscate them.

It's given to you by society to use, if you abuse this, it will be taken from you.

There, happy? Its both true and fixed the issue. NEXT.

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Alright, you're just Holla Forumsyp shitposter.

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A poor nonwhite person could be masturbating to those photos right now. Are you even using them for anything, you petit bourgeois swine? Have you no shame?

Shame on me for being rused for so long. Go back to your board, Holla Forumsyp

The pictures are made of paper and the frames are made of glass and metal that can be melted down and recycled.

The nuclear family is bourgeois.

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What are you? Some kind of fascist?

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I'm being ironic. :^) Cool your autism.

Ganing velociousty fast. Front page of 8ch. This thread will be some annons first exposure to socialism. Praise Stalin.

Pretending to be one of us isn't an argument, either.

My favorite part of the new Velocious Threads feature on the frontpage is being informed of retarded shit like this on boards I don't even frequent.

Holy shit.

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Communism is right wing and fascist.

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I'm going to fap now. Does my sperm have to go in everyone's mouths?

I think it does.

This explains the sheer amount of retardation in this thread.

=THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL Holla Forums=

=WE ARE GOING TO STEAL YOUR CLOTHES, LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE AND USE YOUR TOOTBRUSH=

Please. . .

use double ones, newfriend

Should sperm be distributed equally, or only to the lustiest women, like AnFem?

I'm starting to fear there might not be enough sperm to go around. We are going to need some kind of collective milking facility for this operation.

I got it all wrong

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If thats what you need to tell yourself. Pretty sure it's mostly us.

wrong image

It's all me.

Why are red flags so autistic?

Are we sure ideology isn't the name of Zizek's cummies?

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2013 called they want their forced meme back

the 20th century called and they want their ideology back

build a wall keep out emoji niggers

lol butthurt

Reminder that this kind of posts are pedo apology and should be banned

HUE

It's cool, it's the people's wall.

no thank you

hi

fuck they're coming

spooky

Nobody should be allowed to own anything, especially shit like safe spaces that ruined communism. Toothbrushes are a fascist invention so nobody should even use them in a communist society.

Good to know you'll blow your brains out in a few years, enjoy begin a statistic.

Of course it makes sense. A toothbrush by definition is something that only one person uses. If I'm brushing my teeth with it, then you have to excluded. That means it's personal property, because only 1 person uses it, and therefore only he should own it. But the toothbrush factory is used by whole of society (the workers who work there + the consumers that buy the toothbrushes) which means it should be socially owned. The difference is that in personal property the property itself forces exclusion in use (two people can't wear the same shirt at the same time etc.) and so every society, capitalist or socialist, needs to accept it, while private property forces excluding others from it as part of the social order (the only reason the workers at the factory are not allowed to do whatever they want with the toothbrushes they make is because there's a piece of paper somewhere that says all the toothbrushes are property of someone else, and this piece of paper is enforced by violent means).

rape is a reactionary fem-fascist ideology. Women's bodies are the collective property of men, therefore they must be collectivized and used for the commune.

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Full patriarchy communism when?

It's already here on leftypol.

beat dem clocks into plowshares