My god that's the face that would stop a clock so hard it wouldn't even be right once a day.
Holy fuck he looks like someone died.
He looks like he ate crow, but it keeps refusing to die.
He looks like that horse people won't stop beating up.
He looks like a big fish in a small pond.
He looks like he drank a cup of botulism.
He looks like a black pizza delivery guy who just delivered to a Klan rally.
He looks like a Jew who just saw a goyims shekel slip under the sewer grate.
He looks like he's burning the dynamite at both ends.
He looks like Bert when he realized his new friend wasn't talking about getting rid of juice.
He looks like Nicole Brown fucking Ron Goldman and turned just in time to see O.J. putting his gloves on.
He looks like butter wouldn't melt in his ass.
He looks like a panda faced with the choice of fucking a girl panda or eating a leaf and farting.
He looks like the horse that finished last at the racetrack and overheard his owner saying "glue factory".
He looks like a lawn chair when it sees an American approaching.
He looks like the dodo bird when he finally realized all his dodo friends didn't go to buy cigarettes at the corner store.
He looks like bulldog chewing a japanese hornet chewing a jalapeno pepper.
He looks like a groom in vegas just coming out of his drunken stupor.
He looks like Clint Howard having so many bowel movements that it's technically a symphony.
He looks like a black guy waiting for a paternity test.
He looks like a chinaman waiting for a report card.
He looks like he just found out his mother is a fucking whore.