Monkey's Paw: Holla Forums edition

I wish tripfags were gone from Holla Forums forever.

Granted, but they'll be replaced by 10 times more insufferables avatarfags.

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That's not even tangentially related to slapstick cartoons.

I wish for more action+story oriented series

They're all animated in flash in the same style as johnny test.

They are all written by the same people who made the 2012 Three Stooges movie but this time with humor on par with Pewdiepie and other Jewtubers like Pewdiepie.
Granted, but it a tranny gf.
I wish Spongebob & Fairly Odd Parents would end for good and there would be no replacement for both of those shows.

Wishing for a bankruptcy from poor amusement park sales from Disney.

I wish for successful mature adult animation. That is not only well animated, but not completely pozed.

Disney sells their amusement parks, and instead dumps all the money into live action remakes of EVERYTHING they own. This makes them trillions of dollars. Said parks are never opened again and a destroyed to make space for other projects.

Granted. Animation is now primarily used for education in the business sphere. Its now respected as a great tool, but nobody ever even thinks about making anything else with it. So much so that any ideas are generally shot down.

I wish people would see what shallow rehashes the New Star Wars films are. And condition: This doesn't somehow cause them to hate star wars in general.

Conditions make it more fun.

After the upcoming movie inexplicably flop due to lack of viewership, Disney revises its release plans and just starts making straight remakes of the original trilogy with little changes to make them more ((modern)).

There is a sudden resurgence in independent animation worldwide caused by a surge of popularity over the internet. This causes a large amount of surprisingly high-quality, independently produced cartoons and comics to emerge. The creators, creations, and audiences will be politically diverse enough to prevent any particular ideology from gaining a monopoly, and the ideas for the creations will be diverse enough to prevent all of the new media from being the same, so it would be everything from 2-minute episodic sketch shows to 50-minute continuity-heavy action shows.

And the show lasts for 32 seasons thanks to being funded by Saudi Arabia

I wish Marvel would do good animated movies

I thought this was a Monkey Paw thread
Well, nobody's perfect. I wonder if there's more Peacock artwork like that.
Granted, with shows like those not ever being made anymore. However, they will now spawn a Sonic-tier fanbase that will gush over them, making OCs and cringy fangames around them.

villainous come to the US

Granted, but Dementia is removed and both Blackhat and his assistant are turned into a homosexual couple. The show is now a passive-agressive way of exposing """""micro-agressions""""" in normal life, where the 2 dudes come up with new ways of being shitlords.

Megas XLR us brought back.

A fucking Pewdiepie fan? On my Holla Forums?

It's Pewdiepie humor before Pewdiepie when full-Holla Forums.

Villainous come to burgerland, but Cartoon Network also decided to bought the rights of 4Kids to bring them back from the dead to make them (((LOCALIZED))) and (((IMPROVE))) any&all foreign toons & Burgerland toons for now on and this time its successful.

Megas XLR comes back, but Out of Jimmy's Head & other CN live action shows are brought back as well and they stay on CN forever.

Im willing to take it.

It's good to know Holla Forums is shit eating pedophile.

Hey Holla Forums, still bringing up Holla Forums for no reason as usual.

I'm gonna use up all four wishes on that paw's fingers:

1: I wish tumblrfags, redditfags, GGfags and etcfags plaguing everything would die off

2: I wish truteal would stop posting

3: I wish comics and cartoons (and media in general) were good again without having to rely on needless reboots, remakes and political pandering

4: I wish all the unfinished adventure shows and stories of the past were brought back and given proper endings, like Pirates of Dark Water and the 2000s version of He-Man as these are the only kind of revivals that are actually worth bringing back since they were cancelled before they could be given a proper conclusion

Mecha is now dead forever.

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I can live with that. All new mechas suck anyway.

Who?

What's left of GamerGate. They're just "self-loathing" SJWs who still want the exact same thing their "enemies" want but with less focus on women.

I wish comics and cartoons (and media in general) were good again without having to rely on needless reboots, remakes and political pandering
Your wish is granted, but it was facilitated by religious fundamentalists who shutdown anything that they don't like.

Gas yourself summerfag.

I occasionally peak in their threads, Its mostly various complaints about censorship of nipshit, complaints of retared shit some sjw e-celeb said, and shitposting with occasionally digging. I'm not seeing the "self-loathing" SJW or the wanting of the exact same shit there "enemies" want.

I wish for the Emoji Movie to financially flopped at the box office so hard that it shutdown not only Sony Pictures Animation but also any attempts for making movies based on popular terns and fads.

Holla Forums also dies as well since there are not enough users to convince Jim and Codemonkey to keep Holla Forums going.
Then the Steven Jewiverse shitposter & Truthseeker comes back and both will forever stay on 8/co/ with on way of getting rid of them..
Media in general is good again but since normalfags don't care for newer media, there isn't enough cash flow for companies to profit off. So everything is extremely low budget for now on.
They all only get rushed one-season-only season like the recent Samurai Jack season 5 and with 5 10-minutie episodes only for each show.

Granted. But now every other studio is as bad as Sony was and now every movie is going to be like Wreck it Ralph 2 and Player One.

There's your problem. Stay there long enough and you'll see the idiocy, hypocrisy and Holla Forums-tier shitposting unfold. The rest of Holla Forums recognizes it as a shitposting zone. They even had a discussion on their views 5 threads ago where they all pretty much confessed to wanting the same shit as SJWs and leftists but only hate the latter because of their methods of achieving said goals. Just check their archives.

I can live with that.

You call?

Fuck off m8.

n-no…

Found the trapfag.

Can you at least give me a thread title? You should be able to give me that consider you can name the amount of threads it been sense they posted it.This shit was posted in. and look at the threads long enough to see supposed hypocrisy and idiocy. I'll be damned if I'm digging through 1000+ plus posts to find a example of supposed typical behavior, that's apparently not common enough for me to not have to go hunting for it.

Fine. Give me a moment while I search my damn history.

I think the Hush edition may have been it: archive.is/JPLjf

If not I'll keep searching. Sage, because this is getting too off-topic.

fam all i'm seeing is shit that points to the opposite of what you said. here's copy and paste of some shit from the thread.
That shit that happened with Sargon of Cuckad at vidcon unintentionally highlighted that Anita was almost entirely irrelevant at that point. Sargon releases single videos that get more clicks, views, and comments in a day than Anita got for her 200k crowd funded documentary series. The guy has shitposts on twitter that put Anita's timeline to shame in terms of interactions, even though she's the media darling and personally doted on by every major social media platform. Even though he's living off ad shekels and patreon donations, he's somehow more relevant, influential, and seemingly important to a larger discourse than the people with all the money and authority.
Journos flip their shit at youtubers because they are impotent and powerless, even as their corporate masters through wads of money at a system that forces them to buy clicks, views, and followers. Even if you throw the whole youtuber thing aside, the biggest problem that they have is that they are attached to a dying medium that went out of style well over a decade ago. They are in the business of talking about games and they are still writing articles about gameplay when they should have switched strictly to video reviews a long time ago. There's no reason why they should be trying to back their reviews up will walls of text instead of simply just showing the game being played… But the reason they try to do that less or not at all is because you get shit like Polygon playing Doom so badly that you couldn't possibly take their appraisal of the game seriously at all.

Fuck off Holla Forums. You're literally as bad as Holla Forums.

MODS

Hey Holla Forums

fuck I messed that up. I didn't even check it.

Oh fuck off. Your gifs are stale as fuck.

Meh, I'm fine with Truthseeker coming back. He was at least fun to trigger him about how Communism is a load of shit. Also, I remember an user saying that he thought that Truthseeker was just Holla Forums pretending to be a Holla Forums-like namefag and he made those shitty comics on purpose.

Truthseeker could be somewhat amusing. Like a castle jester. Truteal just brings nothing to the board.

At least put effort into not acting like a total summerfag.

They have their uses, and they're only leading to their own self-destruction.

They're literally just closet homos and trapfags. Half the time all they ever do is shitpost gay porn.

I guess you missed the several dozen or so posts of them admitting they're actually liberals and seek moronic diversity and equality so long as its done subtly. Ctrl+F silly.

I wish that we could have female lead characters without it being part of an agenda and that they act like real people instead of cardboard "strong" stereotypes.

Why are you saging? The board doesn't get much traffic.

They're all dumb, unlikeable bimbos with cookie cutter personalities, blonde or brunette shoulderlength hair and Double D breasts.
Tomboys cease to exist in any form.

Not really, I dislike his kind of humor, but now he's triggering tumblrwhales so it's worth keeping a stash of his greatest hits

His humor's always been the same mix of annoying and gratuitous. At least he's putting it to a use that is amusing to me.

lol

this is the last time i'll reply. I used ctrl-f with both "liberal" and "diversity" in the "hush edition." There were 11 results between the two it's mostly shit about how the left went to shit. I also ctrl+f "diversity" and "/pol." The latter led to me seeing posts by supposed Holla Forumslacks lamenting how 8/pol/ went to shit due of Holla Forums harbor because now you can't have decent debate(I would't know if this is true as I rarely go to Holla Forums" and shit like
But in reply to this post someone replied
Seeing as this shit happened at the end of the thread I went other to the next thread "Malebolge, the Eight Circle Edition" thinking there would be carryover. Ctrl+f the same words and found posts like
I did find some guy defending feminism but that post got seven replies and not one had anything positive to say about feminism. With replies like

Yeah, gamergate are the ones who are closet sjws

It would start out good but as they go on they get lazy and start cutting the animation budget just like the DC animated movies.

I wish for sym-bionic titan back

It died while it was still young and beautiful.

Hey revolt, got banned from Holla Forums didn't ya?

It came back but Genndy Tartakovsky is, unfortunately, not involved with the newer seasons. The rights of sym-bionic titan was bought out by a SJW animator who will turn sym-bionic titan into a show about the wonders of Marxism & Islam and the main villains of the show are evil white nazi christians.

Don't be dissing Gumbi, faggot.

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1. I wish that both Holla Forums and Holla Forums would stop bring in newfags/redditors/goons from both r/the_donald & r/socialism.
2. I wish that Genndy Tartakovsky would gain back the rights to direct the animated Popeye movie without Sony pictures intervening the project.
3. I wish that Christina Miller was fired and replaced by someone who isn't like Christina Miller or Stuart Snyder.
4. I wish that the new Hey Arnold season doesn't got SJW.

Granted. Instead of becoming SJW the show tries to be like Rick and Morty

I wish Stan Lee had died in a traffic accident before he could jew Jack Kirby out of his creator rights.

But both Holla Forums and Holla Forums are still bring over halfchan & tumblr over on Holla Forums.
The Popeye movie was unfortunately released around the same time as a major hyped normalfag-tier animated movie from Illumination Pictures and Sony Pictures barely advertise the new Popeye movie. So now Genndy Tartakovsky forever left the animation industry after the Popeye movie flopped to kingdom come.
But the new president is like the current president of Disney Channel and shutdown any&all "offensive" content on Cartoon Network and make NuCartoon Network a Disney Channel clone.
Instead of Marxism infested Hey Arnold you get Evangelical-Zionist-Christianity infested Hey Arnold with Joel Osteen making a cameo.

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You don't

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Now that's just lazy.

I wish the previous user was not lazy

Granted. Except Bill finger Jews Jack Kirby out of his creator rights.

Previous user is now a social justice warrior who pesters people on twitter.

Russian animation goes back to its Soviet days of glory.

Granted. Now every Slav animation is on par with the Nintendo Philips CD-I cutscenes i.e. Zelda Wand of Gamelon, Link Faces of Evil, Hotel Mario.

No, go further.

I wish that Teen Titans GO was cancel for good and no other show on CN will replace it.

Holla Forums will actually discuss comics again instead of yelling about whenever a nigger shows up

They do but they only talk about Marvel comics, with high praise.

A sequel to Avatar: TLA

You get Korra but several characters are canonical trannies that bring it up every other episode. And it goes on for 6 seasons then a live action movie.

t. butthurt nigger

Granted. Now Holla Forums shuts up about niggers but normies realize how shitty niggers are and take over the trolling.

Granted. But CN got Fanboy & ChumChum as a replacement for Teen Titans GO.

It's written & co-produce by anthony burch and the main character of the sequel is a black kid in a relationship with a white blonde hair girl. There also a best friend of the black kid who's a white boy and the white boy friend gets cucked by the white blonde hair girl as she gets BLACKED by the black kid & they both get married by the end of the series.

I wish that Holla Forums & Holla Forums in general was both fun & good again like during when Hotwheels work on the site but with no technical problems plus all of the early good quality posters who made this website great all comeback here as well.

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Of course.

You can only make one wish and one wish only, user.

Yep

I wish Western animators took a page out of Miyazaki's book and started making gorgeous, life-like animation again.

Disney just bought the studio out, no need to hire American.

but user that's too hard for most cartoonists and animators.

Why go to japan when you can look to the western animation's past?

All of the worst of GamerGay (Post-Jim btw) comes back and stay on Holla Forums forever.

Westerner's start animating with nice artstyles and quality animation, but always choose the most boring inspirations and settings to do it in.

You will have to look at a well animated and well-detailed depiction of a fat SJW for 2 hours

They finally release the last fifteen episodes of Pirates of Dark Water

The quality is poor due to being recorded on older technology not compatible with modern ones. It does poorly on the air and the company never releases them on DVD.

Well written action cartoons like the ones from the 90's comeback.

They have amazing toyetic tier designs in every show but they never ever get official figures made of anything on the shows. Ever.

They're given the same treatment as the PPG show, complete with twerking

I wish the cartoon industry would go back to the 80s and 90s toy-driven Saturday morning on the lower 13 channels format

I wish that Disney was still like it was when Walt Disney was in total control

Disney becomes the driving force behind a nazi-esque fascist regime in the first step toward a cyberpunk dystopia
but hey, at least the jews aren't in control of the animation industry

Guys, when you reply to a wish make sure you write your own wish as well.

I wish Marvel went back to be 90's bad instead of 2010's socjus bad.
90's bad is back no more sjws but all story lines are are about the villains cooking a meal for the heroes.

No

I want a vol that does his job.

The vol that does his job right is a hotpocket redditor that deletes lewd and cheesecake threads & turns Holla Forums into a SFW board like Holla Forums and /christian/.

Hey Holla Forums

I was just saying that both Holla Forums and /christian/ are consider to be SFW boards on Holla Forums.

Everyone now answers wishes with their own wishes. All wishes now revolve around my little pony and slice of life anime.

I wish for a slice of life anime about the new god Metron riding around in his space chair

You sound an awful lot like the trolls on Holla Forums who complain about any idea of posting standards or rules.

Hey Holla Forums

See

See

It's directed & written by the same people who made Teen Titans GO.

It's written and directed by the same people who made Teen Titans GO.

See

It's written and directed by the same people who made Teen Titans GO.

See

I wish that Shrek 5 is as good as Shrek 1 & 2.

Don't know any Shrek films that are called 1&2. The new Shrek film by the way unironically rip-off the movies made by illumination entertainment and now the Shrek franchise have minion-like rip-off.

Werent the fairy tale creatures basically that?

Fuck off back to Holla Forums and continue sucking off mark.

Holy fuck, you're really autistic.

I wish capeshit died off just like in Watchmen (optionally thanks to the IRL superhero fad) taking the Big Two down with it and and been replaced with another genre. Doesn't have to be pirate comics like in Watchmen, just any other genre.

Id wish for the spam to stop.

Granted, but Holla Forums gets an influx of Holla Forumstier shitposting

Granted. Spam is no longer sold in stores due to company going out of business. It is then replaced with a product called Munce.

The new minion rip-off in Shrek 5 are gremlin/goblin-like creatures that act and behave the same as Minions/Rabbids do.

The new genre of comics are webcomics and ctrl alt del becomes the number one best selling comic of all time which means any Loss edit will get DMCA.

Holla Forums lose all of it userbase.

The new minion rip-off in Shrek 5 are gremlin/goblin-like creatures that act and behave the same as Minions/Rabbids do.

The new genre of comics are webcomics and ctrl alt del becomes the number one best selling comic of all time which means any Loss edit will get DMCA.

Holla Forums lose all of it userbase.

I wish that Holla Forums works again and we don't have to deal with more glitches ever.

It not only works it becomes so user friendly both Reddit and cuckchan turn to Holla Forums

I wish politics and diversity would stop being forced into every single piece of media

Now every single new piece of media will have forced Christian views for now on.

The site dies for good.

How is that a monkey's paw exactly, in comparison to what we have now?

Webcomics aren't a genre, you moron.

Should've said Muslim views tbh

I wish the political pendulum in western media would swing to the opposite direction.

I wish that the commie BO & the shit mods of Holla Forums aka Holla Forums would get removed and replace by a new BO that hire mods that their work right.

Evangelical Christian Zionism values. Now very piece of media is funded by Joel Osteen and 50% of the profit will help to make the (((Greater Israel))) possible.

Holla Forums's URL is hold hostage by the UN nd we all evacuate towards 24chan.

I for one would love to see Achmed Universe

I wish comics were sold in more places.

Now every piece of western media have NeoCon lessons and make the good guys in said western media love the (((synagogue of satan))).

GameStop now sells comics and that makes a major boost in sales of those SJW comics that Marvel & DC put out.

I wish lolis and lolicon become as common in western animation as they are in anime

You cause this by changing demographics. The demographics of the west turn even sharper into basement dwelling neets with no social lives. Shows that have lolicon are still viewed with derision and disgust and by extension you.

The industry becomes more and more niche and has pretty much every serious artist turn away from it, becoming even more of a laughingstock then it already is.
Budgets plummet even further and gain less and less content as the focus becomes increasingly on appealing this hyper-consumerist demographic. Writing quality plummets, and becomes increasingly stagnant and dull, using lampshading to get around its lack of evolution or any sort of maturation. The neets however are content and happy.

This ratio of do nothing nobodies hastens the West's decline and provides a crucial tipping point for its collapse.

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I see non marvel and DC stuff in a few gamestops I've been to.

You do realize that you've just described what exactly happened to mainstream comics, right?

Also much of Japanese Industry as well.

That's the thing that gets me with pedos. You have a fetish, whatever enjoy yourself. But need to be serviced every 2 minutes like fucking children. If I want fetish porn Il watch Fetish porn. But I don't want to mix my porn with my classy media because both become shit.

TBH; I would like to see Joel Osteen making a comeo for Hey Arnald jost for the LOLs.

Granted. Joel makes his cameo and it is so well received he becomes a popular voice actor. Every other video game, anime and cartoon now has Joel Osteen.

Would Joel Osteen really become a voice actor? Isn't he too busy selling his books and doing those Evangelical sermons of his? It might be a waste of time for him to do voice acting if he has other things he has to do tbqhwy fam.