Today, left-aligned sports outlet Deadspin requested their following to provide them evidence of Ted Cruz playing basketball. In response, Ted "Zodiac Hooper" Cruz granted them just that, and asked them what he would be rewarded with. Obviously pestered, Deadspin replied with a sole "Eat Shit" remark, in which El "B-plora-Ball" Rato revealed that they escalated the situation far too much via a maymay gif. LIBERALS BTFO BY THE CANUCK CUBAN
I still don't trust him by the way, but this scenario really is of note.
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Andrew Allen
Maybe all our shitposting during the primaries rubbed off on him. If you can't beat'em, join'em as they say.
Michael Jenkins
That fucker Dan is behind this. Trust no rat. All he craves is power and he abuses the memes in his quest for it.
Wyatt Price
looks like good ol' ted cruzynsky has accepted the shitpost age
William Nelson
Fuck… Rato chomped the fuck outta them like a piece of cheese.
Anthony Cox
SOARING O A R I N G
Henry Barnes
He's jockeying for power in the new American tweetocracy.
Anthony Cox
everyday we get closer to a meme backed currency
Jose Perez
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Gabriel Clark
dont eat your daughter el rato
Elijah Mitchell
So why start a thread about him? It really isn't. It's e-celeb tier.
Ryan Wright
It can reveal that he is trying to cozy up to us as a political play. Remain sharp, I think he may compose more of that in the future.
Sebastian Smith
I've always had a soft spot for this wicked weasel.
Let's just say he is someone I want on our side and am proud is American.
Wyatt Cox
The is the ex CIA guy he has working for him that thinks he could control the memes. Nothing more.
Nathaniel Reyes
Not control the memes, but rather ride on the coattails of the memes, longing to acquire traction and affection from us.
Jose Edwards
Got bad news for you user…
Luis Williams
wow the intern who handles cruz's twitter is fucking BASED
Ethan Turner
Fiat currency is literally meme backed already, though.
Justin Garcia
And your giving him what he wants.
Ayden Carter
What?
Sebastian Peterson
Stay classy, faggots.
Lucas Stewart
You're not fooling any of us Rato. The twitter shitposting was pretty great but you're still a shifty canuck who tried to fuck over Trump.
Jayden Cook
By having this conversation and adding that comment, I usurped this. But be more alert of the delegate rat as now we know he is composing this course of action.
Jayden Nguyen
El Rato don't wrekt someone like this since Ellen Page.
Justin White
"Go eat shit" "delete your account"
Leftists are children. They even fucked up "eat shit" there is no such thing as "go eat shit". God i hate these fucking cocksuckers with a passion.
Lincoln Gonzalez
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Kevin Clark
What is rato up to
Jacob Lopez
he'… samefagging
Benjamin Martinez
EL RATO UP TO HIS USUAL TRICKS
Justin Murphy
Looks like Rato read the art of the deal while he was phone banking for Trump.
Adam James
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Christian Russell
I'm sure his cuckservative audience will love to hear how their idol cusses at himself on the internet.
Leo Carter
ted cruz is a celebrity in real life, not just online
Parker Mitchell
wew dam son
Jacob Davis
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Jayden Hill
You think Dan "CIA" Gabriel runs his Twitter account?
Matthew Rodriguez
(For those who don't know who we're talking about)
Julian Turner
What are you up to?
Nolan Rivera
They're joking, someone edited the Wikipedia article to state that Ted Cruz "owned" the outlet (hardy har har), and they are playing it off as if he was samefagging. Autism is our most valuable weapon, but you prove that it is also a curse.
Michael Davis
The Don makes people better by even being in his presence. Look how cordial Shillary has been since the debates, she's fucking broken.
Ted regained some energy by working at the phone banks like a good slave.
Don't like him, but have to respect the bantz
checked. Or this.
Hunter Jones
At least half of the people I quoted were serious, user. Don't give me that.
William Martinez
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Evan Hernandez
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Isaiah Morgan
You're right, I should have checked before ripping off normies on twitter
Hunter Robinson
El Rato's Face Turn has been handeled Marvelously, what a sight to see. Vince McMahon could learn a thing or two from Kek.
Colton Mitchell
Damn, Rato clobbered Meatspin with the bantz with four words and a meme. Why didn't he attempt that during the election which he still would have lost, but a Twitter war would have been funny at least
Matthew Russell
This. I have absolutely no respect for them at this point (I never had much to begin with). Were they expecting some libtard faggot to send them a picture of him with his shirt off, covered in sweat or something? That "go eat shit" from what's supposed to be an official outlet is something that would have been unimaginable even 10 years ago.
Oliver Allen
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Brody Gutierrez
You realize Ted Cruz is Piccolo in this timeline, right?
Hudson Ortiz
Looks like Molymeme was the source
John Ward
The best way to deal with this faggot Zionist shill is to not even speak about him on here. Don't give him more attention then he deserves.
Dylan Thomas
Huh, Rato being likable for once.
Wyatt Sullivan
BRAVO RATO
Carson Fisher
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Mason Diaz
I'm cackling madly
Jordan Phillips
who wants to bet /pol is right again? 100 bucks says a kike that wrote that tweet requesting kike scat obsession infograph
Christopher Powell
That's actually pretty funny. Has anyone tried to decode The Zodiac Killer's cryptic messages as knock-knock jokes?
Christopher Russell
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Thomas Smith
Wow, a daughter made of butter!
Angel Powell
That's a bretty gud point there user.
Jacob Cooper
You almost killed me user, nearly had my very own laughing fit, pants of shit situation
Lel, Ted bringing the bantz and macros. Unexpected, but impressive.
Nathan Ward
wtf I'm a cruz missile now
Ethan Myers
haha
Jackson Rodriguez
TYPICAL TRICKS MERCH SCHLO RATO
Robert Wilson
Another Deadspin editor is (((Ashley Feinberg)))
Elijah Thompson
(checked) How the fuck this image is initially opened in my browser?
Matthew Walker
Hax.
Andrew Jackson
Follow-up question: Why? Why is that something they'd want?
Oh fuck, here we go again. Rato's looking for a way back in and Deadshit is looking for clicks.
Cameron Jones
Rato goes for power. He sees the tide turning and wants to pretend he's part of the winning team because he still wants to be president. He has no actual values or soul of his own. Wouldn't be surprised if he went full 14/88 if he thought it could win him a few shekels and a few votes.
Justin Barnes
Well I had the brass to send the email :^)
Jaxson Stewart
5 DAYS IN OFFICE AND HE'S UNCUCKING THE RIGHT ALREADY
Nathan Cooper
Thanks doc.
William Rivera
KNOCK HIM COLD JULIO!
Austin Stewart
Kek willed it.
Anthony Wood
Maybe its like animu and when unscrupulous villains get defeated by the hot-blooded protagonist they go off to meditate on a mountain and then come back to help him defeat a baddy.
Alexander Lewis
Dan Gabriel tried to push good anti-Trump memes on the internet but he failed. And I remember a few pro-Cruz memes posted here and on Twitter.
Chase Gutierrez
He bent the knee and was rewarded by the grace of Kek.
James Lee
its that elevator ride with jonestein… His face when…
Jose Smith
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