Thor Ragnarok

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

Another trailer where they spoiled the entire movie in 2 minutes.

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Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

Good saves us from paying to watch it.

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

Something just seems off.

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

Hulk? Sakaar's arena?

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

It's cold in the D…

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

So Guardians of the Galaxy Norse Mythology Edition, can't wait for Thanos to come save his Goddess of Death waifu at the end credits.

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

That goddess of death crown thingy is killing my boner

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

Hey /tv/

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

You know, ignoring the obvious shit like Sheboonkyrie and how much like Guardians of the Galaxy this crap seems, why the fuck is Skurge working for Hela? He's supposed to be Amora's henchman.

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

In the face of evil
I'm pretty amazed they actually used that as a trailer song and managed to butcher it too.

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

I was somewhat interested in seeing this.. right up until I heard the dialog. Who the fuck wrote this garbage.. and why the fuck does Hulk look even worse than he did in previous movies?.. Also, yay, another vaguely ethnic kick-ass warrior woman…

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

I figure they couldn't write Amora because DC already claimed one Enchantress in Suicide Squad. Either way, I am glad she is not featured in this. Can you imagine what kind of shit they'd do to her?

Lemme tell you something… They picked up a guy because of his comedic work to direct this movie, which is supposed to be darker and edgier.

David Campbell
David Campbell

They wouldn't need to call her the Enchantress, they could just refer to her as Amora and drop a line about her being a witch. And it doesn't explain why they have Skurge in there, Hela has her own henchmen.

Either way, I am glad she is not featured in this. Can you imagine what kind of shit they'd do to her?

True enough. A sexy blonde sorceress with hots for the hero wouldn't fly in the CURRENT YEAR era, so they'd probably cast another ugly sheboon and make her a snarky bitch who don't need no man to boot.

James Anderson
James Anderson

They picked up a guy because of his comedic work to direct this movie, which is supposed to be darker and edgier.
Dude what do you mean? we need a breath of fresh air after the gritty Iron Man: Airport Scuffle like dude why don't you like it? It has Led Zeppelin come on xd

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

time for hulk to quip

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

also thor dont look like thor and mjolnir got destroyed in this instead in infinity war

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

tfw hulk will never defeat the red king
tfw hulk will never become the green king
tfw hulk will never have his grey space waifu queen

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

streamable.com/adq6i

infinite war trailer leak

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

why bucky in that film

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

Thor seems so out of character, the way he speaks, the dialogue, it's as if it was someone completely different. Also, that warrior chick is buttfucking ugly. I was willing to ignore the blatant "look we can be like Guardians of the Galaxy too, disregard previous Thor movies" and give it a chance but that butter face woman just made me lose all interest. I'm not watching this garbage.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

Thor looks different because they shave his head when he got captured by aliens making him a thrall.

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

Isn't Chris H australian?
chocolatesuze.com/2017/06/26/mjolner-redfern/

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

yes

Is this trailer from Comic Con? I take it they're not adapting the Infinity Gauntlet story are they?

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

DANCE OFF THANOS, YOU, ME AND TONY!

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

HEY THANOS, LOOK AT THIS PAC-MAN

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

previous Thor movies sucked tho

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

At this point Starlord isn't even really a character. It's just chris pratt

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

Did they make the hulk bigger?

Juan Long
Juan Long

Was it not always the case?

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

Yeah.

…..It was.

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

Feels bad.

Hulk is my favorite superhero, but both of his movies sucked a fat turd and his best stories all have him being way too powerful to fit in the cinematic team.

Not to mention the fact that they're shipping him with Black Widow. I don't really have a problem with that, but I can't think of any existing material that uses that pairing.

Lucas White
Lucas White

Are you talking about comics or the movies? Because even in the first movie he felt like Pratt just being Pratt. Same with RDJ.

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

tbh, i'd rather they just make a live action version of hulk vs thor
not that we need one, but it would still be better than this
and planet hulk was fucking garbage

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

and his best stories all have him being way too powerful to fit in the cinematic team.

Does Hulk even have any "best stories" to speak of besides "Banner gets pissed, grows big and green and kicks the crap out of everyone around him"?

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

Planet Hulk and World War Hulk are probably his best ones. I wish they did not write up World War Hulk and just let Hulk leave in peace on Sakarr. His wife even accepted him as Banner of all things.

But, pfff, can't have anything like that in a Hulk story. Green Skar is best Hulk.

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

ywn have cocoa with the Hulk

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

Looks like shit

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

Well yeah, it was recorded with a cellphone.

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

But his characterization was better

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

Does Hulk even have any "best stories" to speak of besides "Banner gets pissed, grows big and green and kicks the crap out of everyone around him"?
Does any powered hero have stories aside from "Hero beats up bad guy"?

planet hulk was fucking garbage
The film or the comic?
The comic was poorly executed in some parts, but was still solid and the concept was really fucking good.

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

From the crotch area.

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

Planet Hulk
Hulk: The End
Future Inperfect

Does any fiction have stories aside from "protagonist overcome personified personal problem in physical form"?

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

Anything by Peter David

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

I don't really have a problem with that, but I can't think of any existing material that uses that pairing.
Yeah, but Black Widow's a huge whore so it doesn't stretch credibility too much

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

I liked the cartoon

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

I wasn't too concerned with the credibility of the situation, I just couldn't think of an existing story that their ship would help set up.

Their interactions seemed a lot less forced than Scarlet Witch and Vision, at least.

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

Why do they keep referencing a universe that clearly isn't anything like what they're going for with the MCU?

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

It was a great cartoon. Really liked the episode with Ghost Rider.

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

It seems to me that after they established the MCU they only really give a shit about stuff that happened in the last 15 years or so in comics. So you get a lot of Ultimate shit and stuff from the Quesada era and beyond like Civil War, extremis, Dyke Danvers, Winter Solider, and the upcoming Infinity War looks more like Infinity than the Infinity Gauntlet. They're probably going to do Secret Invasion next based on what Captain Marvel looks to be about.

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

Could they even do that without the rights to the Skrulls?

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

The Skrulls are set to be Captain Marvel. Don't know the legal standing, but Marvel has to feel they have the right to if they're already showing CM concept art and announcing their will be Skrulls.

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

It would been the same way they got the rights to Ego

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

*Could

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

Probably

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

pic related

They can use skrulls as a species but not certain specific ones

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Nice

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

They know that Ultimate marvel is the best marvel

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

Hey Bendis.

David Jackson
David Jackson

When's she-hulk?

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

She hulk will never happen
Because she's a stupid idea, what's next? kid hulk? grandpa hulk? dog hulk?

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

kid hulk
Current Hulk is a teen gook
grandpa hulk
Maestro
dog hulk
pic related

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

Is thanos's face supposed to be a joke?

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

This is straight up just Infinity now. Not Infinity Gauntlet. Pathetic. And everyone should be wearing their fucking helmets and masks. Not just Spider-man, Star Lord, and KANGZ. We know who these people are already. We don't need to see their faces for some excuse at brand recognition or some bullshit. And what the fuck is wrong with Thanos' outfit?!

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

By contract they have to show the actors face a certain amount of times.

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

Dog hulk was already in a film.

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

That's absolutely retarded.

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

Actors want their face shown and markable rights to merchandise. Its always been like this. No matter what industry.

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

actors care about their careers
that's retarded

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

Huh? Looks fine to me

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

Needs the helmet.

Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

It's retarded that they're put on a pedestal at all. They're fuckin entertainers. They're the monkeys dancing around to the music box. They don't deserve to be treated like gods or more important than the characters they play. They're horrible human beings full of corruption, insanely overpaid, and give nothing back but cheap entertainment. Fuck em.

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

she-hulk movie
<never ever

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

Looks better without it

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

Infinity War
No Warlock
The comic was garbage anyway.

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Eh, I guess its preference.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

wow and I thought that was just something from the Ang Lee movie.

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

actors putting themselves before the characters is okay

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

He was teased back in guardians 2

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

He's confirmed to not show up in Infinity War.

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

That bugs me. Especially, when you count his relationship with Thanos it could've been good.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

they'd probably cast another ugly sheboon and make her a snarky bitch who don't need no man to boot.
And a lesbian, don't forget.

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

thor is starring in the hulks best comic
That's just dirty, also every thor movie has been trash why do they keep making them? Do normies really pay to see em? Am I underestimating the pull of a handsome star?

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

normies
Well Reddit, there's a little thing called copyright law and companies tend too abuse said law to fuck each other over.

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

It's always been my understanding that throughout human history the job of being an actor was looked upon with some derision. The status afforded to Hollywood actors is something new in the grand scheme of things. Now (((who))) started and still runs the Hollywood studios?

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

Now (((who))) started and still runs the Hollywood studios?
Anyone with the money technically as much as you want to bait, the Japanese own Sony along with Columbia and two other studios, Legendary is owned mostly by a Chinese Entertainment company along with three other brands, the Weinsteins are the Weinsteins, and old surviving Hollywood studios are handed down by family ties besides a select few including Disney.

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

Which part? Is it
black norse goddess?
Eva Green still looking too much like herself instead of a character?
unholy mixing of Planet Hulk, Ragnarok, Hulk vs. Wolverine and some other comic book storylines?
Thor's/Hulk's short hair?
Thor and Loki wielding alien energy weapons
the absolutely unnecessary 80's a e s t h e t i c ?
Kavinsky?
generic comic book movie imagery mixed with somewhat decent looking slo-mo lore?
Loki using the same lines from previous movies?
Hulk talking like that?

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Just know that if they ever do it, and not poz it all up, they'll definitely cast a Jewess in for it.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

anyone with the money
(((Federal Reserve))) notes?

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

the Weinsteins are the Weinsteins
Jews?

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Kid I know you're new to Holla Forums but you're trying a little too hard to fit in.

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

bowtie
Nu-male detected. Back to /leftypol/index.html wit yer derailing of this fine thread into your Marxist garbage.

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

still going
/leftypol/index.html

Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

Eva Green
That's Cate Blanchett

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

so it is
I know I'm bad with faces, but they do look alike in these movies, don't they?

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

but they do look alike in these movies, don't they?
In as much as Eva Green's a goth chick and they made Cate Blanchett up to look like a goth chick, yeah.

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Yeah, but Black Widow's a huge whore so she's already stretched out.
Fixed

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

Hulk's short hair?
Hulk talking like that?
What's wrong with these?

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

hair
implies some thing can have a lasting effect on Hulk's regenerative abilities. He's either been through the Planet Hulk portal or some deus ex machina makes him vulnerable
talking
in the last movie he was in (Age of Ultron) he could barely string two words together, I think it was "Hulk go now" or something at the end

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

I'm sure some interview offer an explanation

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

*offered

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

us
oh boy first reply consensus cracking jew.

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

Its for the best. Chances are they'd have Amy Schumer play her.

Lucas King
Lucas King

She's no longer attached to Amy Pascal's Barbie movie, if that means anything

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

He's been the hulk for two years straight

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

They'll just replace her with another landwhale.

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

They replaced her with Anne Hathaway.

Cooper Sanders
Cooper Sanders

2nd pic
That imagery looks so beautiful. Its a shame it clashes with this 80's aesthetic they're going for.

Not the user you were talking to but that relieves me somewhat.

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

Eh

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

They shitted in the Ang Lee because of the hulk doggos and they do it again

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

Fenris isn't a hulk **but you probably already knew that&&

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

no webm
come the fuck on, guys

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

that hilarious moment they have to many characters and they can't focus on them all
people don't like the film due to every character getting about 5 minutes of screen time aside from the writers favorites
it flops horribly
it brings an end to the second super hero craze

one can dream.

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

It's very likely just gonna focus on Cap. Again. Then everyone else with get like 5 lines of quips while the bulk of the movie is action scene after action scene.

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

wants webm but instead posts mp4
You're real special.

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Black Valkyrie still looks like shit, shes not even cute and she doesnt look big/fit enough to sell a hardened warrior.

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

Comic Valkyrie isn't exactly musclebound in most depictions either. But she would at least be shown with some arm muscle and abs.

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

For a minute I thought that was a recent comic and was glad to see Marvel made her look good again.

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

I don't think they've even done anything with her. Unless she appeared in A-Force. Last thing I remember her starring in was some duo comic with Misty Knight.

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Give it a month.

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

Well you look at that, they did keep the original costume.

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

Finally!

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

Thor gets captured by a taser net.. What is he the god of again?
GoG with a different cast? Thor has his hair cut to resemble Starlord?
1980s music and neon signs? Where's the casette player?

So much for different styles yet sharing the same universe. Thor Ragnarok is GoG3…

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

GoG with a different cast? Thor has his hair cut to resemble Starlord?
The current comic version of himself actually

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

don't like the film due to every character getting about 5 minutes of screen time

That's what i thought when I saw the first avengers movie. Yet here are my friends telling me how good everyone acting was. Especially Mark Ruffalo. Normies will never stop liking capeshit

John Cox
John Cox

He's a nu-male, now?

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

Thor and Dr Strange crossover…. when?

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

the whitest of the gods is a nigger
Louis CK must have been the casting director.

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

I've got a faggot normie friend who now acts like he has been a Marvel and DC buff for years just because he watched the Current Year capeshit movies and did some brief research on them via Wikipedia.

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

Next movie

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

Hey Thor films were never anything special, the second one was a bore fest.

Wait he cut his hair? I havent been catching up.

normie
Hey Reddit

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

Will Fenrir be in this movie?

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

what is with the fucking logo and dates

James Price
James Price

Thor movies are said to be boring and dull. People like GOTG. So their thinking is to give it a GOTG 80's aesthetic and make it more comedic. Which wouldn't be a bad idea if they made it more 80's metal based instead of some gay synth shit. Thor should have a hard nordic and metal tone to his movies. Not this hipster bullshit.

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

synthwave is now mainstream
fuck

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

That's fucking retarded.

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

It's a superhero based very very loosely off of norse myth. Not Vikings. Music and tone like that wouldn't work for a wide audience appeal movie.

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

The trailer sure isn't appealing

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

This

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

Thor's not a girl?
Having movie Jane Foster be Thor would be hilarious…

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

What use is a God Trickery that can't shapeshift?

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

Am I the only one who liked the two first movies? even if the first one was horribly made and the edition just made me dizzy.

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

Never said it was. But it at least appeals to the casual audience.

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

What's the best version of THOR?

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

The next Avengers is supposed to be the last with the current cast.
Who knows what bullshit they'll try to push afterwards…

Dylan Ortiz
Dylan Ortiz

Beta Ray Bill

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

The actress doesn't want to do any more.

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

i can agree with that

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

Sure.

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

My nigga

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

I like unworthy thor

Jackson Jackson
Jackson Jackson

Speaking of Guardaians of the Galaxy 2.5 :Planet Hulk….

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Why is she no black lick in movie?

John Martinez
John Martinez

The TV show was better

Ian Sanders
Ian Sanders

Dyeing her golden locks
Dat headgear
Me not realising it's Blanchett until the credits roll. You dun goof, movie.

Also where do Helmsworth & Blanchett meet for a drink in Sydney? MJOLNER

www.chocolatesuze.com/2017/06/26/mjolner-redfern/
Hahahahaaa

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

Becasue Valkyrie is White kike.

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

Thor movies are boring and dull because of Natalie 'Dead Fish' Portman, they'd at least be brainless fun without her.

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

you could be right about that…

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