First poster for Tomb Raider

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First poster for Tomb Raider (pbs.twimg.com)

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from what I remember this bitch has no tits or ass, right?

not only that she actually is a robot irl and can't emote at all

Anyone have any thoughts on the Jolie Tomb Raider movies? Are they kino?

Is this Hollywood's new orange and cyan?
Also, why the fuck is the water ice-blue at the bottom right corner? It doesn't even blend we'll with the rest of the water.

looks like the cover of dead island

Where the fuck is the light coming from, and what is producing it?

They aren't exactly breaking new ground with this poster

Looks like they are going for a red flare effect as well - gotta have red flares nowadays, since the Godzilla remake

Finally! A movie for strong women like me!

That is my fetish.

Bitch is flat as a board, but even these fags know they have to try something to get people who would actually but movie tickets to watch this crap.

why is she holding an ice pick standing in a tropical environment?

WOMB RAIDER WITH SMALL TITTIES

Why are you asking sexist questions?

Holy shit this poster is really bad, the perspective doesn't make any sense, she seems like giant compared to the background.

And it will fail again anyway, who cares?

First one is an average b minus movie action adventure flick. The second one, Cradle of Life, was worse in every way.

Did anyone actually ask for another fucking fucking Tomb Raider movie?

I want to raid her tomb.

Her bra is more stuffing than tit.

Where the tits go?

seriously?

Fuck off pedo scum.

calm down user

trap raider

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>Ethnicity: (((White Ethnicity)))

how do you do fellow goyim

Well whaddya know

you do realize there are goyim who convert, right?

can't convert to an ethnicity

just look at her, she's a racial jew

2,000 years of mongrel inbreeding produces that 'natural' tranny look

she's white as a sheet, m8

The more I look at it the less I believe it was born female.

I just want tits. That's all I'm asking for, man. It's not like this is a demanding role; a fucking pornstar could do it and fans would be pleased as punch. Put Tessa Fowler or someone like that in as her. Big tiddies, pretty looking, and a somewhat likeable persona and that's literally all it is. Lara Croft's a pretty shit character, she's just noteworthy for being one of the first female shit characters and having a huge rack.

And I hate the "that's unrealistic" meme the jews try to throw around with this shit, my wife has F cups and can handle a gun as well as I can, it's fucking stupid to say that either big boobs don't exist, which is emperically not true, or that women with big boobs can't fight, which in the day and age that firearms exist is a fairly moot point anyways

A porn star would have better acting skills too. Do you think the munter got the role because she can act?

The only creatures that perpetuate it are feminists (that are ugly or otherwise wouldn't be feminists) and the beta orbiters that want to fuck said feminists.

she looks like natalie portman + anne franke

How the fuck did this happen? I can't find any source on her being jewish.

and who the fuck is Geneva Robertson-Dworet?

Writer (8 credits)
2019 Captain Marvel (screenplay) / (writer) (pre-production)
2018 Tomb Raider (screenplay by) (post-production)
Dungeons & Dragons (writer) (announced)
Gotham City Sirens (announced)
M.A.S.K.: Mobile Armored Strike Kommand (announced)
ROM (announced)
Sherlock Holmes 3 (announced)
Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light (announced)

It only looks good on lolis, not old hags.

we already knew that
cant scare the female audience away with an attractive woman who would make them jealous

reminder that micheal 'footlong' fassbender just married this man

this is the only interview i could find with her,
scienceandfilm org/articles/2812/marvelous-science-interview-with-tomb-raider-writer
smells alot like an affirmative action push or she 'knows' alot of (((hollywood industry types)))
she has some massive film scripts lined up when she has never had a single one made

#genevagate ?

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it's a fake name, but I think I found who she is, should I release the info? This bitch writes social justice articles, she might try to delete everything if she is found out

archive is your friend user

archive.is
(sage for doublepost)

any updates on who she is? i genuinely dont care what political affiliation or views she has i just want to understand how someone with no name or experience can have such big scripts thrust upon them

yeah, archiving now

That shit looks so bad, it's making me nostalgic for this shit.

And dubs. Damn it Holla Forums

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>looks like she's

wtf I love Angelina Jolie now

I've been scratching my brain for months trying to figure out why Hollywood is obsessively pushing flat actresses in roles specifically meant for busty characters for so long now. Why they non-stop push flat leading ladies and flat action stars. Why they're so obsessively trying to force this image down everyone's throats.

For a while I thought it was some completely idiotic and totally backwards "make our movie appeal to everyone" thing because I noticed the busty actresses all get shoved into shit movies. Chick flicks, romantic comedies, Adam Sandler shit. Women with tits are everywhere you look in movies like Go With It, Unforgettable, Zoolander 2, etc. but anything with action that would appeal to a male audience they get a flat ugly chick for.

But then I read a bunch of studies and saw some videos about how both men and women respond better to women with bigger tits, so it makes no mathematical sense to be pushing these disgusting planks.

So I'm only left with two theories at this point.

1) It's a form of cultural marxism, trying intentionally to reprogram society to favor traits that lend to lower reproduction rates and gender confusion.

2) Hate to get all Holla Forums here, but it was that guy larping about being obsessed with "busty jewesses" that made me realize, Israelis have some of the smallest breasts in the world. All the busty women are of other origins, those of Jewish descent get implants and pad. Look at Johanson, everyone thought she had great tits until she did that nude scene. It could be an attempt to try to make their own features be accepted as the standard for what's beautiful to justify putting more of themselves in leading roles.

dude its literally this

Like I said though, both men and WOMEN respond better to bigger tits.

In this video, they were surprised to find that women tipped even better than men when the waittress was bustier.

This same autistic reddit guy is in every thread spouting his Holla Forums-tier retardation about "muh gultural margsisms muh evil jew agenduh".

You're never going to get your 10bux back, and when Zoe Quinn fucks you, you're going to realize it was never worth it.

Looks like we have another escapee from Holla Forums
Get back in your cage, troglodyte.

No boobs no ass, I'll pass.
Not even pirating this shit tbh.

Holla Forums spotted and reported for ban evasion.
>>>/oven/

B-but I love Big Brother ;_;

A lot of video game jurnos and indie developers would disagree.

I wish that was real, and she had a lesbian scene with Anita, Laci & Ana Kasparian…

it's cultural marxism:

1: reduce fertility by promoting infertile beauty standards

2: promote trans

literally no ass. my ass so much better and im a guy

you're not getting your marxism back loser, the frankfurt school cucked you

in 2017 : working class = LGBT, muslims, feminists, BLM

3. Also pedophilia & homosexuality by de-emphasizing feminine secondary sex characteristics.

I remember when liberals made fun of the slippery slope. Yet here we are, sliding down the slope.

This board is now so bad they let a fucking bot made thread up.

Why does it look like shit?

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i thought it was because they were just pedos so they gravitated to girls with those features.

definitely not samefag reddit

Are you seriously this cucked by MSM idpol

Wow take a look at the look of all the females in that image. That guy gives no fucks.

looks like low effort cosplay

I want a bride like that.

trailer dropped

Also, mary-sue.

Another movie with a small, skinny mary-sue.

cosplay is usually better

all these women have actual shapes

and that last one is amazing. Just adding abit of color instead of all dull green looks much better

That article is infuriating, and not for any of the reasons it's trying to be.

From the top:
-That picture isn't of an actual wedding, it's a publicity stunt. They had the guy walk around taking pictures with the bride acting happy while she acted depressed specifically to shock people with a made up controversy.
-The creator of the group actually fucking says in the article she was "literally shaking" when she read the number of underage marriage in the US, as if that means anything.
-Article admits 80% of the "child" marriages were girls 16 or 17.
-The overwhelming vast majority of them are marrying men 20-29.
-Repeatedly points out Chris Christie refused to ban it in New Jersey and repeatedly emphasizes that he's a Republican.
-Buried at the bottom, points out his reason for this is that he thought it was stupid to ban any and all marriages for 16 and 17 year olds, and that he asked for that exemption before he'd agree to it.
-Over 15 years only a thousand cases have been "14 or under" and these are primarily religious cults or legal loopholes.
-Only able to point out three specific examples to justify the "as young as 10" line, and one of them is an 11 year old boy marrying a 27 year old woman.
-14% of those numbers are minors marrying other minors with parental consent.
-Mockingly notes that most of these girls are "from poor, rural areas" and bizarrely gloats "women in cities don't get married."

So essentially the entire fucking article is a made up controversy to try to push to prevent women from marrying young to drive the marriage and reproduction rates even lower.

A video game movie is a pointless thing.

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the point is, you can marry a ten year old if you have parental constent, so get out there and start finding those parents!

So, journalists are still a blight on society and need to go into the ovens along with the Jews.

After the success of Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad WB obviously should have done the OG Tomb Raider instead.

oh yeah how does she look again?

and yet she is somehow more shapely than nu raider

She has a shape. She's a fridge.

no one expected a nigger to understand

it's made for the wymyn audience and they don't want anyone getting jealous = she has to be a plain stick

Modern womyn do not play Tomb Raider games.
That time is long gone.

Wait… she's alone? What happened to the archeologist, the fat nigger, the stronk black female and the asian QT?

Who are they blaming when this bombs?

goobergaters, DRUMPF and ebil CIS pigs.
Same shit as the last time with cuntbusters.

I doubt women ever played Tomb Raider, it was popular during the time gaming wasn't totally mainstream yet. Teenagers boys played it to masturbate about Lara Croft. Women probably know of it from the two Angelina Jolie movies and by then, Lara Croft became a sex symbol, after which they had a new reason to wear tight, skimpy clothes.

Lara was video gaming in the 90's and everyone was into her, women especially.

I doubt they played the games though.

what the shit, the blonde midget fridge has more curves

you get one asain guy instead for the China audience

Emma Watson is the same age as her

She as a character became famous after the third one iirc.
Before that the games were simply something new and actually good.
Only people who gave a shit about vidya in the first place knew her and mostly also played the games for their opwn sake.
Only after she became popular you had the massive influx on faggots who would never touvh one of the games but also would never shut up about her being the perfect role model or whatever.

All women want to do is bitch. Lara is everything they could possibly ask for in a strong female protagonist, yet when given the chance to "fix" her they turn her into a whiny, cowardly cunt. Women should be beaten regularly.

Not all women, but feminists. And I see your point, same goes for Bayonetta. That's easy to understand when you realize one thing: when feminists demand something, it's not that they want to have that thing, they just want to keep men from having something else. They never gave a shit about Lara Croft, they are just glad to eliminate the cool Lara Croft that men loved. Their joy is in frustrating others. Their souls have no capacity for creation, just sabotage.

Speaking of which: I can't help but think Ayn Rand is describing feminists / tumblrinas / SJWs here:

>Envy is regarded by most people as a petty, superficial emotion and, therefore, it serves as a semihuman cover for so inhuman an emotion that those who feel it seldom dare admit it even to themselves. … That emotion is: hatred of the good for being the good.

>To be exact, the emotional mechanism is not set in reverse, but is set one way: its exponents do not experience love for evil men; their emotional range is limited to hatred or indifference. It is impossible to experience love, which is a response to values, when one’s automatized response to values is hatred.

aynrandlexicon.com/lexicon/envy-hatred_of_the_good_for_being_the_good.html

Remember when it was about solving puzzles and uncovering history and lost civilizations and artifacts and alien tech? Now it will be all about disproving his story. fighting evil white men and surviving the wilds and aint needin no man. Butler will be Spanish woman, while they are progressive they are still racist kek

Will it have an obligatory anti-Drumph zinger about the wall?

I played originally to perv on her, thats how it pulled you into the game.

Good thing i stoppped watching movies a long time ago.
Only anime for me.

(checked)
WTF I love Ayn Rand now?

This is beautiful. (You)

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So wasn't the reboot game for the most part just about a girl stranded on an Island full of pirates, trying to survive? And this is National Treasure, with an island?

I deserve to be reported.

this is the writer a complete unknown
go figure

Fuck, I wanted to see more slutty Harley Quinn

fuck hollywood and fuck the games industry.

Robbie is lying about her age user shes like 32 33. Not the same age.

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IS NOTHING FUCKING SACRED?

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literally just Uncharted but shitter and with a woman

well that makes more sense actually

poo goes on >>>/television/

Already got two actresses that are a better fit off the top of my head

no

Naughty Cucks got that covered in games now.

oh they got Last of Us 2 which I'm 100% will just be a Ellie grew into a strong independent woman and Joel is useless plot.

too old. Alexandra Daddario would be better,.

That neck

reminds me of those masked slut jav flicks.

that one Holla Forums user called this years ago.

as if suddenly children are empowered to make critical life choices - guess we should let them decide if they wanna drink or drive too?

Parents can raise their children to believe in any religion so I don't see why mothers shouldn't have the right to raise their sons emasculated.>>895978

t. heebie mckikeburg

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE ICE PICK!

it is a melee weapon and tool that Lara uses throughout Tomb Raider (2013). she might use it in Rise of the Tomb Raider too, but I haven't played it. and yes, putting it on the poster like this is asinine

is this the greatest mythbusters segment of all time?

is it the sequel to The Last of Us DLC?

Yeah that will never happen

WHAT THE FUCK

is that duterte at 0:41 >

they had to have le funny joke badass reply at the end..

Jaime Lannister

It looks okay…

I played it to masturbate and have fun with the platforming and puzzles, thank you very much.

Tomb Raider is better than Uncharted, by far. The first two Tomb Raider games are fucking great, and infinitely better than the cut-scenes disguised as gameplay that Naughty Dog shits out.
'member when the FMV was a reward for gameplay in between levels and not the gameplay itself? I do. Seeing Lara in those cut-scenes doing over-the-top shit in her outfits was fucking hot.

Hayley Atwell or Gemma Arterton would be perfect for real Lara, but this nuLara shit is pure cancer and shouldn't even exist.

Source on that image? Got any more?

Redheads with big tits confirming that women are even more sexist and superficial than men? (See the companion mythbuster segment about how money changes attractiveness). Of course it fucking is!

why

black female character

lesbians at 10 years old!

progressive

I like how the platforming doesn't have a bright yellow markers telling you where you're supposed to go

Yeah, that was great. No hand-holding, at best you would get an in-game turn of Lara's head as she runs along and the camera follows to show some landmark, and that's it.

(((Some religions))) do a literal partial emasculation of their sons.

I WANT

Are the webms from Legend?
I don't remeber it looking that damn good.

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Underworld I think

This is awesome

Shit, I complelty forgot about that one.
At least I have somethign to replay now.

yes to the waist!