You will never have a gf

why even live?

good
women are nothing but leeches

To get bf

Because I like steak, cold beer, hot coffee, wet pussy, engaging anikinos, relaxing cigarettes, soothing bathes, long hikes, and inventive shitposting.

If I'm dead I wouldn't get to enjoy any of that.

Hang on a sec, something doesn't quite add up here-

Too cute, want to cuddle with.

Say that to her face.

To keep trying

Because I have my boyfriend to live for, silly user.

Well from a biological standpoint if you have no chance of passing down your genetic legacy then you are basically worthless and consuming limited resources better spent elsewhere. So you should probably kill yourself. Theoretically.