The Raccoons: The New Adventures

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

Who asked for this?

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

another reboot

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

Why are their noses flaccid?

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

looks like a pitch, it uses the original audio.

Still it's funny that so many artists keep trying to pitch old ideas as their new groundbreaking idea instead of nutting up and doing something original.

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

a canadian show with no indications that it will be on canadian tv
Well fuck you too.

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

Run With Us is seriously catchy

It is, however, a gay recruitment anthem

Joshua James
Joshua James

watching tv at all
Dying medium that has cockblocked itself for decades.
Television is only good for background noise nowadays, everything else can be purchased/pirated online easily, with more money going to creators and less direct advertising. Targeted ads are a problem, but they existed on television stations before, anyways.

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

explain

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

Television is only good for background noise nowadays
It isn't even good for that because the sound is so inconsistent. Listening to a television is like listening to two schizophrenics have a conversation with each other.

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

Here's the original for comparison.

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

so they tried to make the same thing with worse animation

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

This was not on my list of the things that I asked for.

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

The intro song was the only memorable thing about The Raccoons.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

fuck I meant the ending song

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

Did you also not ask for the Deus Ex series to be updated for CURRENT_YEAR?

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

Oh god.

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

When I first heard of this, I thought it was never going to get funded, even with Canada's system. Who the fuck would watch this now?

They've always looked like that. Better question is, why did they change the style, and what's with the floaty ass animation?

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

The reboot looks fucking terrible.

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

He just isn't the same without the cigar.

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

It just looks so flat now.

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

But why are their noses like flaccid penises?

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

I don't know what you're talking about.

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

It's probably going to suck.

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

What else is new?

Isaac White
Isaac White

first thing we see the main character do is use a smartphone and slip on his self-balancing scooter
I'm not going to even watch the rest.

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

Why do reboots need to do this?

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

decide to watch further out of morbid curiosity
Sneer is visualising taking down the forest with a Minecraft clone rather than a Pacman joke
Help help I regret my decision

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

Great another reboot

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

Bert jumps right on Cedric's dick
they aren't even hiding it

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

no proofs it was intended that way, but after the matt fishel cover, I can't un-see it

I mean what is the meaning of this if not "hey depressed confused teens, we got beer if you wanna hang out"

When darkness falls,
Leaving shadows in the night,
Don't be afraid,
Wipe that fear from your eyes.
The desperate love,
Keeps on driving you wrong,
Don't be afraid,
You're not alone.

Chorus
You can run with us,
We've got everything you need,
Run with us,
We are free.
Come with us,
I see passion in your eyes,
Run with us.

When the cold wind blows,
Turn your cover to the cold,
Don't be ashamed,
If you need someone to hold.
If you're sinking in quicksand,
And it's dragging you down,
And you feel you're going under,
We'll be around.

Chorus
You can run with us,
We've got everything you need,
Run with us,
We are free.
Come with us,
I see passion in your eyes,
Run with us.

Short instrumental break

And you're behind closed doors,
All alone by yourself,
And you're longing inside,
To be somebody else.
You pick up the telephone,
And there's no one on the line,
Don't be afraid,
'Cause there's still time.

Chorus
You can run with us,
We've got everything you need,
Run with us,
We are free.
Come with us,
I see passion in your eyes,
Run with us.

Repeat Chorus

Run with us

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Oh god no I don't think I could take that.

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

Are the characters even gonna be written the same way? I know the show was practically a sitcom by the last season, but look at the shit in . The original Sneer looks like a conniving, cynical fuck that would put your entire family out of work if it meant saving a few pennies. Reboot Sneer looks like a little kid about to raid some guy's house in Minecraft. I also noticed that in the original, the pigs ran away from him, but ran to give him shit in the reboot. It's not much, and the pigs were his servants in the original, but a detail like that activates my almonds. Is Sneer a manchild now?

Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

Holy shit does the new one look so awful.

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

CUM WITH US

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

Why?

Kevin White
Kevin White

Are the characters even gonna be written the same way?

No.

They've changed alot since that first movie, even in the original show. They're going to be written for three-year-olds here, guaranteed.

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

Kevin Gillis is involved, so it might actually turn out good.

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

I think you're looking too deep into it, user. The song's lyrics are so vague it could be about anything really.

Still it is funny to think if it was.

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

I'm sick of all these reboots, but most new cartoons coming out are shit too. There is no winning.

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

No it won't

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

Why do you say that?

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

The right looks like he came right out of Friendship is Magic.

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

Was kid in 1980s
This was my shit
They're fucking ruining it
Cyril doesn't even smoke anymore
Nothing is sacred anymore. God dammit Canada, you used to be cool.

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