I hurt myself today

i hurt myself today

Is this your OC…please let it be your OC..

Wow, this is Coldsteel-tier right here. I knew Marvel was already on Sonichu level of quality, but now this is a new low.

I assume this is supposed to be Logan and Banner's gay love child.

Kill it with fire

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Marvel has done it again! Is there anything they can't do?

Who the fuck is making decisions at Marvel?

Ah I see they're following the DC formula of big grey behemoth now.

This is flawed on so many levels. How is a character capable of changing size going to adapt having a unbreakable skeleton of adamantium inside them. Also why even give an adamantium skeleton to begin with? A gamma being is already a nigh-invulnerable engine of destruction on its own without any augmentation. This is literally teenager level of what a cool character should look like.

Shit I meant this is for OP.

Supposedly Project X or a ripoff version Hulk and Wolverine dna years ago so they mixed both to create this thing and added adamantium

Since Marvel is doing oc's I'll do mine

Name: Albert the Echindna

Age: 382

Sex: Chicken Nuggets

Likes: chuckling, flexing muscles, being unlike Sonic, shitty movies, Knuckles

Dislikes: The Chinese, minions


Quote: YOU WILL REGRET THIS


Origin: Knuckles's 2 cousin Albert, lives on devil island protecting king emerald.
When he grows up he wants to be like knuckles and beat up Knox the minion when he tried to steal the king emerald

Power: can run like a black guy and can lift infintey

Good for him. Infiteys are pretty heavy.

Actually in the future he can lift 3 infintey

Good for him!

He has a small peener, so he's trying to compensate

WATCH THE ANYTOWN SHOW NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK!!

I thought the 90's were over with.

I thought we weren't going to do this shit anymore! No more EXTREME bullshit like being rad as fuck.

Come on, wake me up. Tell me it's all a dream.

/ourguy/?

We must wade through the 90s to get back to the 80s user. When you're going through hell keep going.

I'd take EXTREME rad as fuck shit than the forced politics we have in comics today. At least in the 90s people were trying to have fun.

The bodyhair and adamantium penises really sell it.

Do you remember the 90s? That is when that shit all started.

How long until he's beaten by quirky tumblrbait?

Albert is /ourguy/

What the fuck. This looks like they got the idea straight from an eight year old autistic child.

Probably doing it to cash in the horrid Hulk fanbase. It's trapped in some sort timewarp where he breaks continents by getting angry.

All that's left is giving him some 90's glasses

Don't make me sniktbub. You wouldn't like me when I'm sniktbub. Sniktbub smash.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is get angry.

The 90s were cool.

This is early 2000s shit.

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God bless you user.

Go Albert!

Go buy some infintey!

Wonderful

Noice, mind if I use your art to spread Albert?

With those 8s you can do whatever you want.

This is creative bankruptcy on a new level.

This is creative bankruptcy on the par-for-the-course level

Hey, Craig from school, stop putting my drawings on Holla Forums you piece of shit

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Someone needs to swap the title out with this.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Looks like i'll jump on the bandwagon and strike the rusty iron while it's still hot.

Name: Donut Edge aka Epsilon-05M aka S.A.I.L.A [Super Awesome Infantry Light Armor]

Age: 500 25 in robot years

Sex: Pachinko

Likes: massacring robot scientists and human infantry, rust removal, batteries, techno

Dislikes: Jews, cash-in sequels

Quote:

Origin: After the events of Alias 3, what little remains of ALIAS were cloned and restructured by a group of hyper-evolved super mechanics and repurposed to be an even better killing machine, wants to kill everything in existance for funnies

Power: ripping off old flash games nobody cares about shooting missils eternally

FUCK

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

Chaos Theory at work

Mind if I jump in on the OC Donut Steel bandwagon?

Name: S.A.I.L.A [Super Awesome Infantry Light Armor]

Age: 500

Sex: Pachinko

Likes: massacring robot scientists and human infantry, rust removal, batteries, techno

Dislikes: Jews, unoriginal cash-in sequels that only exist for the sake of profit

Quote: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WRONG STRATEGY

Origin: After the events of Alias 3, what little remains of ALIAS were cloned and restructured by a group of ragtag red mechanics and repurposed to be the strongest, deadliest machine in existances, serves only to destroy cthulu, god, and satan

Power: ripping off old flash games nobody cares about and firing missils 5evr

All Hulk needed to do was be strong as fuck.
That was it. So long as Hulk was being angry and strong, he was fine. Planet Hulk was good when it developed Hulk as a character, but he was always "angry and strong" at the forefront.

How do they manage to fuck up such a simple concept?

God damn i'm stupid.

Too soon.

user you made a donut steel out of another donut steel. You ascended to new levels!

You should be proud!

/ourguy/

Hey Holla Forums

Show that to the project thread.

Giving him Bret Hart shades would be the only good thing about this mess

Project? Do one-off bandwagoning ideas even qualify as "project"?

Not as good as Albert

So much for that.

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Next great Marvel event: EVERYBODY GETS CLAWS.
Dr. Strange gets retractable wands. Punisher gets retractable gun claws. Captain America gets his in red, white, and blue. Wolverine gets MORE CLAWS.

When is he getting a venom symbiote?

Second issue.

What am I looking at?
What are those things coming out of his shoulders?
Who bothered to make a utility belt that big?
What's wrong with his feet?

[Thunderous clapping]

Dont start clapping yet, nothings confirmed.

Anything else?

Writer Fred Van Lente and artist Ibraim Roberson will join the current Weapon X creative team from #7 onward for the retitled arc "The Hunt for Weapon H."

What the fuck would The Hulk keep in his utility belt?
Beans?

A picture of Betty.

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Oh great.

Not really.

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Is that Boxdog? That's a blast from the past.