Calexit Storytime: Commiefornia Edition

Are you ready? Cause I wanna watch you all squirm!

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user, you will pay for this
not today, not tomorrow, but one day…we will see you fall, and nobody will be there to help you. consequences will never be the same again

What I really don't understand is how or why the President is supposed to be seen as a villain here? I know the page is supposed to be propaganda in favor of him, but even so this is all fine and rational. I'm not getting any kind of vibe that I as a reader should have a problem with this. Is that just me?

Beat me to it.
Thanks for storytiming, this is going to be great fun.

Don't know why they have Captain America and Wonder Woman randomly walking about. Surely that'd not count as parody.

Oh lawd, the villain is a cartoonishly evil dipshit. He talks like an SS caricature rather than what an immigration official would look like.
And also why does he look like Steve Jobs to me?

Real subtle, guys.

Fuck, this dialogue feels so unnatural. He literally refers to Birth of a Nation (1915) as written text rather than spoken naturally. And of course he'd bring it up in a way to lecture us the audience about intolerance.

Idiot, what point are you trying to make? This isn't a racist icon ffs

Huh okay, so why did you feel the need to lecture him about bigotry again?

Do you want to get caught, shithead?

Because of course he did.

Well there goes the best character of the story so far.

Coincidence? I haven't read the rest but I fully expect even Milo Yannapolous to pop up in this series.

Let's get the obvious out of the way

because this comic wasn't written for you. It's for the faggots who don't understand why illegal immigration is bad.

So are we supposed to be confused? Because we're thrown in media res here, and I'm not seeing any indication of a flashback or an info dump.

something about an American "Neocolonial psychosis." Ya know, the same inane shit these dumb libtards are always spouting.

Pfffft why not?

I am gonna take this as a commentary on Captain Hydra.


real funny

What a hero, huh?

They throw out some forced exposition here but they are totally horrible in their job

Meh, the art is good and the visual language is good as well. The villain is between being a caricature and being really menacing.
The writing is bad, too much text, lame exposition device, and the "leav, leave" looked ridiculous instead of dramatic. I guess If i were american i would find the politics cringe worthy as well.

This is retarded on so many goddamned levels.

Deporting illegals has never been easier. With our new smart touch screen interface, anyone can do it

Can liberals even into terroism/guerilla tactics what the fuck they already shot one guy

Holy shit, it's Korra all over again
Were the comic writers fans or something?

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Well that was a waste of fucking time.


what the shit?

I think this editorial is the best part of the comic. Because it flat out admits that the Calexit movement is a scam supported by Russians and that a civil war within California would happen in the first place.

It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. Pencils are decent, but coloring varies from passable to bad. Writing is pretty bad, too wordy, and characters make one stupid decision after another. On the upside, author acknowledges that comic is not very realistic in the editorial column and it looks like the resistance forces are limited to the coast. And seeing staunchly anti-gun suburb Californians packing heat is just silly.


Not to mention corpse looting, dealing and doing drugs, and fucking whores on a playground in broad daylight.


Must have gone to Loyola.


That's a very good tactic. Forget Brzezinski and Kissinger, we have a new master negotiator and diplomat. At least he is aware of large corporations milking everyone dry.

I told you that Punisher War Zone was shit

For what purpose?

Funny how in any other story, this would have been traits reserved for a morally ambiguous grey character. But in this kind of story, its all black and white. You were either California (good) or American (evil).

Wow there are almost no likable people in this comic.

The only likable people are background characters who get slaughtered because both sides are assholes.

However, so far the "hero" side is far worse.

Oh hey, let me sacrifice the people who protected me because I want to take shots at a guy I hate.

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Gringos go home!

Word. The only character I liked non-ironically was the officer guarding the elephant statue because he was telling a story about how he and his sister took care of hummingbirds as kids, and then he gets snipped by the side that we are supposed to root for. Then the comic attempts to paint him in a tragic light by showing him as just a young men killed, but the main protagonist proceeds to desecrate his corpse by stealing his boots.

I'm telling you guys, this shit is to make people hate muslims more.

who
rooting for those guys

Pretty bland. The political parts were so stupid and trite it didn't even manage to get a rise out of me. The storytelling technique was also pretty crude. What stuck out for me was how all the people the "heroes" kill are faceless so I'm not supposed to notice or care that the "good guys" are just as murderous, if not more so, than the villains? I'm so fucking tired of that cheap trick.

The interview with Bill Ayers was much more interesting to tbh. Not so much the content but the fact that a prominent leftest can literally have a background as a terrorist bomber and still remain respectable. Meanwhile I'm supposed to find Trump's immigration policy beyond the pale? The audacity of their hypocrisy inspires a rage in me which is difficult to describe. It transcends anger and enters the realm of callousness.

Da fuck? I was hoping they were going to blow shit up
All that fucking shit for nothing?! Wouldnt it be better if they just filled a whole damn page with their shitty backstory before starting the comic?
This comic is just bad, not funny bad, just bad.

I can safely conclude the person that drew this has the maturity of a 7 year old.

Is not that bad, cheap labor and prostitution.

Robbie rotten for surgeon general

lol

Did Bendis write this dialogue?

The history is piece of shit to microscopic.

I was browsing the Mary Sue's review of this book because I'm a masochist, and for gems like these that pop up occasionally.


Fuck yeah, I want Robbie Rotten and Aku in the Cabinet. Even Trump haters admit memes are on his side.

Lexi Alexander is part of the ponsh de gnadse crowd fomenting antifaggots and saying that "freezy peach is shit, good is the h8 laws in germanistan"

Aku is a globalist scum, he imports space niggers and exiles from over the galaxy and dumps them here on Earth. He'd work well under Obama or Merkel.

kek
But why would the government guys go into the neighborhood, burn down a house, and enter another without securing the whole area?

Only liberals would depict Muh Badass Grizzled Dude…knitting.
No, that's what the comic proper is for.

Lexi Alexander is scum.
>the Democrats…are trying to claim that they are the resistance, but that's not true.
Wow, Bill Ayers gets one thing right.

Only if all the leftists die first.

Damn, for a moment there I read "Leigh" Alexander and I was reminded of that bitch that triggered GamerGate.


If this bitch only knew the context of that word.

Basically the same cunt, a Holla Forums version of her.

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I dont think that is even possible.

California already is a shithole.

NCR comic when?

I have never seen someone so unironically fucking stupid before in my entire fucking life. He's probably a Mexican too.

Stop being obtuse retards. There is more than one kind of shithole. California isn't a third world shithole, just an ideological one. Give it to mexico, let the drug cartels move in, let the violent spics come through.

I grew up in Los Angeles, and the eastern part, and some of the western were pretty much indistinguishable from the third world. Homelessness, gun violence common, etc.

Still doesn't sound as bad as mexico.

Give me your best fictional cabinet.

Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security
Trade Representative
Director of National Intelligence
Ambassador to the United Nations
Office of Management and Budget
Director of the Central Intelligence Agency
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Administrator of the Small Business Administration

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I would love a fallout comic so much, especially if it was zany like the classic ones

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Don't mind me, just checking these.

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Good news for these guys, they don't have to make a movie version of this. Escape from LA is perfect, all they have to do is release a special edition and roll in the dough!

Well fuck.

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Now I wanna see a Northwest Front comic

They were in Hollywood, where fags dress up as shit like Captain America to get some sheqels from tourists. Though Los Angeles should like hell given that they would have no water supply, no police force, and full of anarchists.

Many you find being rather extremist in their political disposition, ESPECIALLY leftists and Muslims don't understand history well.

There is surprisingly little non-video game media when it comes to Fallout. Even TES, Mass Effect,and Overwatch have tie-in books and comics.

Earth-31 Ronald Regan
Scrooge McDuck
General Buck Turgidson
Rorschach
Pocahontas' John Ratcliffe
silver age Green Arrow
Ebenezer Scrooge
red son Lex Luther
Dr. Strange
Post coma Rev. MLK jr.
Speed Racer
Shazam
Principal Peter Prickly
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Batman
Inspector Clouseau
Captain America
Jared from Superjail!
Archer
Looten Plunder
Frylock

Stop talking about Mr House

I found this funnier than I should have.

Blame the bombs, not like there are huge amounts of information available
He knows that at this very crucial stage of Legion, it's him or nobody. Besides, The Courier would make a great successor.
Exactly. They follow Caesar, instead of shooting up dope and robbing caravans. Those fuckers cannot be trusted to think for themselves.
Only at this stage. Caesar specifically states that Legion will drastically change after he takes Vegas and the Dam. Right now, it is a bunch of brainwashed raiders, who simply cannot be trusted with proper technology.
As soon as he gets the Dam, it's gg. He will have Vegas, he will have power, he will be able to start forming a proper society. Who gives a shit if a lot of raiders die? It's kinda like what Moses did with 40 years in the desert thing, so that everyone who remembered how things used to be died.
To be fair, NCR is hailing things like "Let's booby trap a narrow city street" as genius tier strategy, so it can be chalked off to general IQ dropping double digits since the bombs dropped.
Oh, so they are no longer technology-refusing, zerg-rushing raiders? They are well-trained, well-disciplined and well-equipped now? Make up your mind m8
Wasteland is not exactly pre-industrial Italy in terms of civilization building. You don't have a nice source of food like the Mediterranean, you don't have a nice climate, no convenient Alps protecting you from invasions and you have shit like deathclaws. They can't just follow the Romans to the letter. Besides, they are at a very early stage. All that tribe conquering and landgrabbing means nothing, it's just force building. Without Vegas, the new Rome, Legion will not achieve greatness. Once they get Vegas and the Dam, they will start to change.
I'm pretty sure the pre-legion raiders didn't have family units either. Blame the bombs, and human regression back to tribal lifestyle.

tl;dr: Legion is a bunch of savages right now, but it will change, and Caesar is right to base a society on violence rather than democracy. It has much more potential to make a long-term society than NCR.

tl;dr: NCR, gold, and New Tandism will conquer LARPing legiontards and ancap Housefags any day.

10/10

Am I the only one here seeing Steven Bannon?
What is it going to happen next the evil site known ass 4channit saying mean things over the web, so the heroes can say the press has every right to dox them and expose them?

What, in dire need of basic resources, and heavily dependent on perpetual war and landgrabs? Sounds about right.

And yet they still lose to the tribals. NCR army is heavily held back due to overburdened bureocracy.

Only because they were the first to get to it. You can bet your bottom dollar, if both NCR and Legion were late for 5-6 years, House would own the Mojave and the Dam.

Which is currently imploding. 40 caps for $100 NCR. Talk to the miners north of Goodsprings.

Yeah, they shoddily imprison them, instead. Legion is not dealing with citizens, Legion is dealing with ex-raiders. Caesar doesn't have a choice, really.

Almost everyone in the Mojave is vary of the NCR at best. Go to the westside, go to the North Vegas, talk to people about NCR. Most people dislike it.

No, it's obviously supposed to be Bannon.

California spends so much that they firmly rely on federal money to not go under every year.

Them seceding would result in government bankruptcy and a stuggle to maintain even basic services, much less what would be needed to band together and fight a war too.

Congrats, you just described socialism.

Hey, at least in this shithole nobody is bitching about pronouns.

Like I said, different types of shitholes.

Make up your mind, user.

You do realize that New Vegas is not the only game with the NCR, right?

Also the Mojave is in the process of being incorporated by the NCR so some ambivalence is expected. All of those people, by the way hate the Legion.

The NCR can't deploy its entire army to the Mojave because they have to guard the rest of their *developed* civilization, while the Legion is merely a traveling caravan of slaves and raiders. Which the NCR can still defeat.

Legion wasn't merely killing raiders, they were crucifying and destroying whole towns for being immoral, which also shows their inability to implement their ideas constructively (the Roman saying "They make a desert and call it peace" comes to mind)

Also, while you're right House would have the skill to repair the Dam, the NCR improvements are not solely in the Mojave. They have restored infrastructure including roads, water, and electricity to much of their territories and also patrol the major trade routes.

With their gold reserves destroyed by the Enclave, you are right the NCR is undergoing economic turmoil but they have still managed to keep trade moving and maintain order, an impressive feat compared to the Legion which haven't show administrative competence at all, merely running camps.

With a few reforms and revamped bureaucracy, the NCR political flaws can be fixed whereas the Legion is a group of bloodthirsty sociopaths barely held together by a sick, old man who relies on razing and raiding to get by.

They refuse ADVANCED tech. Sure, they will use conventional firearms, but plasma rifles and robots are a no-no. They also receive better physical training, but are borderline useless without a leader. And explosives are apparently best used to bobby-trap enemy corpses.

Who will develop it after dam is acquired? Who will maintain the dam? Legionaries who see the advanced tech as borderline evil? Caesar and his cronies who could not even fix an auto-Doc and could not manage to find anyone competent to deal with the tumor? All the tech savvy groups that Caesar alienated? Mr. Fantastic tier slaves?

What about farming and raising livestock? You know, like all non-raiders do.

But why wait? Why can't they just take advantage of old power plants, generators, energy cells, and vaults to get power? Why indoctrinate raiders twice? Why not turn them into something more constructive and versatile than mindless killing machines?
What Caesar is doing resembles Mongols and Huns. Legionaries' home is where Caesar says it is. Unlike in other successful, long lasting civilizations, Legion soldiers lack ties with land, proper families, and national identity. Caesar's Legion will end just like the Mongols. Once the revered leader is gone, cracks will show and whole thing will crumble shortly.
Patriotism, safety of families, and reverence for the land were what kept Roman legions going through hardest of times, even when their consuls, Caesars, and generals perished. And guess what, in the initial stages of Roman empire most of them were farmers. If Caesar had some foresight, he would indoctrinate his soldiers to be more like that, or at the very least set up a proper succession line just in case.

never have I rooted for a villain more to catch a fucking wetback.

But unlike NCR, Legion is not a democracy. People's opinion is irrelevant.

It is, at the moment, Caesar admits that several times. However, it will change, and become more civilized.
NCR's greatest weakness is democracy. It is not a homogenous group, with everyone believing the same ideal. There will be defectors to the Legion's side, there will be neutrals, there will be those that will simply flee the area. NCR lacks the ideological strength of a dictatorship. Kimball's entire political base is built on the Mojave and the Dam. After failure, NCR will most likely have a civil war. Even if House wins, he predicts NCR falling apart, just because they lost the Dam.

No, that was a tale for the Legion troops. Caesar has to keep up the ruthlessness to stay in power and keep tribals down. Walk around Nipton, read the mayor's logs, talk to Vulpes. The real reason behind Nipton massacre was not because Caesar. wanted to burn degenerates so much. It was a terrorist attack against NCR to drop morale. Plus, Nipton was uncomfortably close to the dam, while not being officially aligned to the NCR. With the town being so sellout-happy, it was a matter of time until NCR bought it out. Having a massive NCR base this close to the dam would be terrible for war effort.

Talk to the NPC's. They do mention that NCR restores only what it uses. It does not concern itself with the people. And while I can understand that, NCR is claiming to be fair and just. I do not have problems with NCR not protecting frontier natives, I have problem with their hypocrisy.

Like Caesar said, Legion is a nomadic army, which needs to achieve synthesis with the NCR. What do you expect, for all the tribals that knew nothing but war their entire lives to simply settle down? No amount of cruel dictatorship is going to make that happen.

But that's the thing, NCR is flawed by nature. You cannot fix democracy's inherent flaws. If you do that, it will stop being NCR. And you know how do you fix it? By having Legion conquer it.

Relies on razing and raiding to get by UNTIL he manages to conquer Vegas and start transforming the Legion to an actual society.

Caesar never said anything against plasma rifles or robots. Think about it, his Legion is almost entirely former tribals who don't know shit about energy weapons. Energy cells are not exactly gun ammo, you can't just make it out of lead, gunpowder and brass. Even if he finds a stache of plasma weaponry, he simply doesn't have the logistics for reloading, maintaining, repairing and training with these weapons on a legion scale. And the reason he refused to employ House's securitrons is because he's literally building a nation, and it must be done through sacrifice and spilled blood. You can't build a nation on robots doing everything for you. Plus, again, who the hell will reprogramm, maintain and transport the damn things?

The conquered NCR and Brotherhood. Did you even listen to the guy? His goal is not "Let's slaughter everyone to the west and keep on raiding forever". It is "Let's conquer NCR and change both our societies towards a more stable and homogenous empire"

Caesar is going all-in. If he wins the dam, he wins the NCR. And then he gets all the farming and lifestock he can handle.

Because they are ex-tribals who are convinced guns are magic sticks

Because every single tribe has started their own thing. How can you build a new society, where everyone starts deviating English into their own language, splitting culturally. Caesar makes a point at obliterating all the backwards tribal cultures in favor of one. That's why he picked Rome, because it was so damn foreign, because no single tribe ever had that, so it would be new for everyone. Plus, Rome is dope as fuck, and followers are obviously Latin nerds.

First generation ex-tribals are not fit for anything else, really. You have to teach kids from birth. It's like modern times Africans, you can't just start teaching a 30 year old how to live in a proper society and do things the right way.

They do not have a home. Caesar's goal is not roaming forever, it is making a capital and becoming a proper government. A totalitarian one, but it is fitting for the post-apocalyptic world.

Not if he succeeds, and he has enough time left for that. He's not THAT old, he's like 50, come on.

You can't exactly repeat same process as Rome did, you have to account for the post-ap world.

He already started to. Think about it. He forbid all drugs alltogether. You can bet without that, tribals would fall easy prey to jet. He installs a chain of command rather than warchief ruling everything. He split them into legions, into squads. He taught them survival and SOME medicine. He taught them warfare tactics. Not much else you can teach them, while still retaining their military capabilities.

I was thinking of making fan-comic based in New Mexico, where NCR and Legion meet Texan forces. I am decent enough drawfag with traditional media, but would need to improve my writing and digital skills before I could do it justice.

Just because people can't vote doesn't mean their opinion doesn't matter. If the people you rule think you are bloodthirsty sociopaths who pillage and rape and said people are only kept in control by force of arms they will either flee or revolt at the first opportunity or sign of weakness, ensuring massive instability and crippling any attempt to construct a state.


.NCR's greatest weakness is democracy. It is not a homogenous group, with everyone believing the same ideal. There will be defectors to the Legion's side, there will be neutrals, there will be those that will simply flee the area. NCR lacks the ideological strength of a dictatorship. Kimball's entire political base is built on the Mojave and the Dam. After failure, NCR will most likely have a civil war. Even if House wins, he predicts NCR falling apart, just because they lost the Dam.

So your entire hope for the Legion entering the civilized world rests on the assumption that a group of drugged out murderers, pillagers, and thugs under the twilight years of a LARPing madman will form the basis for a robust and energetic state? Also, it's a bit premature to proclaim the NCR on the verge of total collapse considering they are largely cohesive, have built a sense of national identity, and have formed institutions do not rely on ultra-charismatic madmen.


Vulpes just rambles about degeneracy and how the city was a slippery den of sin that happily served both sides. So the Legion repaid Nipton's cordiality by having it burned to the ground and its inhabitants crucified? So instead of destroying the the town and driving its people out, which they would do if the issue is merely strategy, they set up a sadistic lottery and ritually murder everyone? Again affirms point about how Legion is not capable of building lasting civilization.


NCR is still in the middle of incorporating and securing the Mojave, you can't really begin investing in massive infrastructure in the middle of a war zone. But, still, they provide. In Goodsprings and other settlements, people affirm that the NCR is securing trade routes and roads across the Mojave and they have set up the sharecropper farm to begin reclaiming the Mojave.


So you're basically admitting these people have absolutely no inclination or intention to creating civilized society, the basis of which is settlement.


NCR has many flaws and a democratic system is not exactly perfect, but if you think the people who're going to "fix" the NCR are these mongoloids then I don't know what to tell you.


They don't have the actual city yet and as mentioned previously they're not exactly grade A civilization creating stock.

I hope Bethesda sues them.

Wow, how can this be so fucking painful and the protagonist so fucking unlikeable?

Also, the Intolerance shit must be some hipster crap trying to worship a useless and horribly made film, because I did audiovisuals and some video editing courses with cinema history and nobody mentioned this crap.

I need a rape and guro doujin about this crap.

So this is how you make comics

This is all your fault america. If you didn't fuck with the spanish colonies we might not be full of this crap.

wtf I love steve now

11/10

Don't liberals usually make fun of conservatives for having these sort of insane armed revolution fantasies?

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ONE JOB

I though Mary Sue was going bankrupt

And that is why you don't show any

Fun fact: That's how all empires started. Even USA was founded by violence.

They have not-so-charismating brahmin barons, nepotism and corruption, instead.

Exactly, it's sending a message.

Well, destroying the town and driving people out wouldn't exactly horrify the NCR troops so much, now would it? It was a terrorist attack and a strategic attack at the same time, and it worked wonders. Why do you think Vulpes wants you to spread the word? Just because he likes it? No, he knows that it was a terror act.

The hell are you on about, NCR cannot handle securing the roads. They outright abandoned the quarry and the entire western road to Vegas, and they can't even patrol the eastern one well. Go on, walk from Primm to Trading Post 81 by foot again, and count how many times you get jumped by Viper gang alone. And that's supposed to be the main lifeline to Vegas!

There's a difference between settling down as farmers, and settling down as a standing military/police force. Basis of any dictatorship is easily applicable violence. Don't worry about the surviving raiders, they'll settle down just fine.

They're not gonna fix NCR per se, they'll take everything that NCR have accomplished and put it to better use.

That's exactly what is happening in the game, Caesar wants you to take Vegas for him by killing House and establishing alliances with the Strip Families.

A very smart, charismatic and technically skilled guy on top, with shitton of muscle to back it up. That's exactly how grade A civilizations start.

But Trump got elected.

>Story is going to be all about smuggler joining the resistence against Trump THE PRESIDENT.

10/10 Complete shitshow, thanks user. I really liked how Steve Jobs was acting like a bloodthirsty maniac for no reason and that the leader of the seccesionists is some girl who's apparently ultra charismatic despite not actually doing anything other than run around shooting people.

CIA is Holla Forums, not Holla Forums.

It is, they are running out of money, but keep in mind they're socialists/leftists so they'll keep the lights on for as long as possible because profit is something that doesn't exist or something something.

(snort) just like Streetwise Comics. When the right-wing Australian big-L Liberal government got in power, they basically stopped doing anything. They were government funded, but run by lefty lesbians, who basically just showed up and did nothing but send their old comics off to schools and libraries, collected their pay and went home. I think they were hoping no-one would remember hem until the historically leftist Labour party, which was once closely connected with our trade unions, got back into power, but by the time they did, the party had done a Obama-like political drift rightwards into the place occupied by the Liberals in the 80's, while the Liberals were flirting with we're-not-Nazis-really One Nation.
They pretty much coasted on liberal arts funding for decades, becoming "Streetwise Media" before finally folding up.
I think they were running themselves as a vaguely leftist propaganda/charity outfit, because to lefties, propaganda is a humanitarian occupation. Observe SJWs working for peanuts for Marvel.

The be fair the Mexicans are half Spaniards who were stupid enough to blanda up and half the worthless injun trash that they blanda'ed with.
Thank God for racism and the one drop rule that ensured 99% of the whites in America are 100% white. Latin America is a object lesson why mixing with sub-85 IQ shitskins is a BAD IDEA.

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CIA is /film/, Holla Forums & Holla Forums all rolled up into one: /bane/

It's also /a/.

Not to mention Holla Forums as well.

Seriously, is there something CIA isn't?

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I know criticizing Jews in Europe is against the law, but I have to wonder, if you are a Palestine supporter can you get away saying that the Jews need to go?

t. Latin American

You can say they need to go from Palestine, but anything further is not kosher. Obviously both Jews and Levantine Arabs enrich our own countries.

There is a difference between anti-Jewish and anti-Israel. The irony is that many pro-Israel people use the proto-SJW tactic of "you just support Palestine because you are antisemitic" to silence criticism.

I guess we were right

This is shit. Who expected anything more?

I wonder if it's because they continuously say uninformed BS all the time.

That's because Allah is the history.

well it seems I can still be disappointed by these awful comics

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"White" is the lowest common denominator for "pale enough to tan", so he is not wrong. With enough luck a 50% negro can be "white".

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Wow this thread died fast.


I'm not surprised. Of course they're praising it.

This is straight up from Newsrama just for the record.
I am afraid there isn't much else to discuss, except how libtards react to it.

Try looking up it's rating on comicbookroundup
It's 9.1/10 according to "critic consensus".

Christ, this is stupid. I am actually rooting for the villains because of how unabashedly cartoony they are in the face of the sooper cereal resistance.

Comic book ratings from professional critics are worthless. Its always near perfect scores, even video game bloggers have more standards than comic book journos do. That is how low the bar is set.

I hate that argument, and I especially hate how often it gets misused. It's justifiable if someone is getting nitpicky over trivial minor details, like those typical in a fantasy setting, but you can't use it to handwave arguments pointing out major failures or inconsistencies with the series' setting as a whole (more so if the setting is trying to be "realistic" in some way).

I bet they are playing us like a damn fiddle.
One MC is a disabled triggered happy girl that puts everyone in danger and the other a drug dealer, both have hit rock bottom in life and the only way out is up, they will get better, and turn into role models at the end of this comic.

In the end, neither MC will grow as a person, their struggles will only result in the possible death of evil Steve Jobs and the comic will end with "a new hope" or "the fight continues" implication. Possible baby to signify this.

I assumed they were supposed to be viewed as role models from the beginning, with the drug dealer ranting about racism and this sort of shit. You give these fuckers too much credit for thinking they will evolve or turn into better people.

Be the change you want to see in this world. Edit this piece of shit into something readable.

A work of art

kek, makes it tolerable
I'm actually surprised Napa and a few others got on there.
Good.

As per usual, leftists don't know shit about gun safety.

Of course the nigger takes his boots.

No I mean that large samples 50,000+ were taken and of those who were designated "white" ie not spic or other mud, 99% had zero non-Europe haplogroup input. They were 100% European. The one drop rule insured that everybody who wasn't white was lumped in with the muds and niggers as they should be. Half a pile of shit is still a pile of shit.

In the Bush and Obama years they did. After Trump got elected their minds broke.

You got a link to the study or whatever these samples came from?

The extra irony was saying that he died with his boots on.

Leftists can't into humor nor simpathy.

I sort of thought he had him sniped for his boots.

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No, not /a/ in anyway you dumbfuck. I don't care if it's in a Japanese dub, that doesn't make it /a/.

Undertale is shit, and neither Holla Forums as well.
Holla Forums is shit but is right.

*neither Holla Forums as well meaning it's neither /a/ nor Holla Forums

Meanwhile I went to school for Geology and graduated debt free. And had a job in a local oil company after my sophomore year
So a wigger who wants to live in niggerville rather than a small white town where 25,000 a year is a middle class income. Aren't you glad that libtards in cities want to share their lifestyle with us?

Revolution for me, not for thee.

Jesus this isn't even a double standard this is "I want everything to go my way with the direct support of the state and if you want anything different fuck you you evil racist bigot."
Cunts like this mudcreature need to be exterminated.

Ever notice that they don't point out that it is finance, walmart, services, and investment corporations which are caught breaking the law or cheating the system and they are all run by liberals or jews while manufacturing corporations or resource extract like say Exxon Mobile don't hurt anybody while taking all the libtard flak?

Join me in a snicker.

Ron Paul IS a doctor.

Yes I know this but the picture mentions Dr. Paul but never shows him.

More importantly:
kek
apex kek

A more realistic sequence of events:
>northern california separates from southern california and forms the state of jefferson all according to keikaku

hitting the eject button and realizing you are actually cancer

Fallout: All Roads


They sure love their Roman theme ISIS.

Clearly these faggots have never spent more than five minutes driving through these places. An hour max in Humboldt picking up weed.

I feel sorry for the sniped guy.

Huh, up to this point this isn't half bad, I mean, the backstory is downright retarded and it seems to blindly aknowledge how fucking pants on head a calexit would be, but I really like the characters.
Jamil is really great middleman (I know that'll change soon) and while the Steve Jobs look a like is fucking ridiculous is so fun to read and his interactions with Jamil are top, then…


HOLDING A GUN WITH A FUCKING KID IN YOUR ARMS
LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE
My god, could you be more useless?

Well, Zora is fucking pathetic, not to mention all the people who've died for her

Oh shit, tell me David Lynch is okay
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.Poor Jamil

I'm not reading all that shit.

Fuck you guys, he was a blast to read.

There hasn't been any indication that he's not true neutral at best, probably even chaotic neutral.
If anything Zora is the real shitty character since people actually died on protecting her for her retarded cause, Jamil is just making it trough the situation.
I do feel bad for the guard, and about desecrating his body, I still lean on chaotic neutral.

I never got vibes that this was supposed to be Black/White, i mean, the beginning and that whole "LEAVE, LEAVE, LEAVE" shit totally is, but as for the rest it felt quite grey.


I'm a mexican and this bitch rustles me beyond belief.

Fucking kek

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Can't say any better than that.

Spaniard go back to your liberal country.

You lost the war. Deal with it.

HAHAHA Hadn't we lost the war you wouldn't be in this shithole.
Americans taking Mexico's old territories is what eventually led to the civil war and the takeover of the federal gov. over the local ones.

Why do hipsters hate Steve Jobs? He's the guy behind the marketing of their beloved, overpriced gadgets.

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We all do, man. He's the most only sympathetic character in this dreck.

If only mobileshit games were that fun. I'd hate them less at any rate.

Its a fantasy after all.

I need my dose of cancer, when is the next one?

Here's your daily dose.

Thanks, i needed it

As in, it completely misses?


(Checked)
She's not just holding a kid in her arms she's breastfeeding the kid while holding a gun.

The Courier is the one doing all the work and can be the best at anything he apply himself to.
Wild Card or leave

Paid ones aren't too bad

That is not the point I was trying to make. You can have stories with even villain protagonists and they will be amazing. However, SJWs see everything in black and white and you are supposed to agree with their protagonist no matter what they do, they are supposed to be heroic in their eyes.

Just thought of a better reason for not-Steve Jobs to be chasing after immigrant girl from this edit.

What if? not-Steve was hunting her down because she's late on her payment for her new Apple iMac, because if you look at her you can tell she's only paid half. Why half? Because it's costs an arm and a leg!

Literally

True. The Jews at least know real history which is why they could think of thousands of ways to manipulate the clueless goyim with said knowledge. Their leftist and sharianigger/legitnigger golems on the other hand, only act according to muh feels and muh dik.

If only.

Thanks, doc

0/10 completely unrealistic.

Suspension of disbelief is supposed to be a tool used sparingly and responsibly to justify fantastic elements in stories. Not to cover up plotholes.

The entire premise on which this book is based is completely ridiculous and doesn't stand up to even the slightest bit of scrutiny.

Being conquered and butchered by Spain was the greatest thing to happen to you.

Only needs the reconjesta now.

This fucking comic is LOL thread worthy.

Didn't liberals make fun of Texas for wanting to secede and there are people unironically want Calexit to happen so they can say fuck you to the conservatives.

About that.
archive.is/w5iz6

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I wanted to make a joke about them doing nothing but being tazed and no one cares.

Any excuse to gun down Commiefornicators is a good one.

Pepper spray works.

This