The snowflakes are trying to "take it back"

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Guess what, snowflakes.
The Holy Light of our God-Emperor is coming to melt you away.

A lot of SJW's watch WAY too much (((main stream fantasy and scifi))) bullshit that has child like logic. When SJW's grow up retaining this limited logic they fail to adapt to the reality of the world they live n and throw a fit when the world does not conform to the same logic these fantasy films/shows have. SJW's are literally brain damaged adult-children.

Made a new one thanks to this post.

Every story a leftist enjoys follows the basic story format.

The main character (and possibly his friends) are exceptionally special, and the rest of the population of leftist story universes only exist to support these special characters in their task. The special characters then stop the big scary that's thing threatening the lesser peoples and fuck a lot and spend the rest of their lives adored by all and living in total peace. The key hallmark of this basic story is that there's always an absolute hierarchy of who is more valuable than who.

This one story is the foundation of virtually every story that appeals to leftists. It's Harry Potter. It's Game of Thrones. It's Marvel movies. It's anything that allows someone with a massive sense of self-importance to fantasize about a world where they're literally the most important thing there is, or where they exist as a follower of such a person. An absolute hierarchy where one's value is always known.

Yep, remember when they flipped their shit after the election and stared wearing Harry Porker robes and shit? Some short hair slut in my Math class came in crying, wearing a harry potter robe. I kek'd out loud.

You're talking out of your ass with this one.

Tell me, grandmaster, what should I enjoy instead.

Real life, go outside and build something, go shag some cute grill and make powerful children. Stop being a TV/Game cuck and be a man faggot.

Get out of here you obnoxious faggot. Why would I explain this to you when you came at me arguing in bad faith? What have I even put down that you enjoy? If it was harry potter, game of thrones, or marvel movies, then again: get out of here you obnoxious faggot. Go find some original stories that don't follow the special child format. Go watch The Sopranos three times.

This is a salt mine of fun

I think you're the child-minded here.

Just be obtuse and mock them for not knowing that it's already winter. After they 'correct' you and tell you it's a GOT meme, mock them for having no real culture. Mock them for consuming corporate culture and internalizing it as their own. Mock them for wasting their life on frivolous pop culture bullshit.

Are you damaged mentally in your youth ro something?

This is especially funny because this new "winter is coming" SJW meme comes when winter is over and spring is coming.

back to cuckchan with you

this. and he says it with all seriousness as he posts on an image board…….

This Beth Elderkin cockmongler produces such captionable photos. Jesus butts.

Evidently you can. If you unironically enjoy talmudvision, you need to get your fucking priorities sorted out. Escapism fantasy is for the plebs.

Take out the electricity grid. Goodbye snowflakes.

Clearly we think completely differently and this won't change either of us. But walk me through your average day.

Why is everyone at Channel Awesome a prog-cuck?

There's also a clear black-and-white presentation of good and evil, virtually always depicted as a strong military force carrying out campaigns of >muh imperialism or >muh discrimination against peace-loving people who never have issues with crime or economics. The leader of the villains is always a fucking white male, simply for the reason that casting literally any other race of person as a bad guy is problematic. Good guys are multicultural with stronk womynz, bad guys are homogeneous and patriarchal.

In actual conflicts, nobody ever thinks of themselves as the villains, and the motivations of conflicting forces are always much more complex than "let's be mean to these people because they look different cuz it'll be fun!"

It's insightful that you mention that there's an absolute hierarchy of defined role value, because I think a lot of Western countries are missing that now. People don't really know where they fit in or what their purpose in life is, but in these fantasy worlds, they can vicariously explore a setting in which they know what they're supposed to do and they have a direction. I think people need a purpose at their core, even if they don't think they do.

She looks like she gets the feminist agenda slapped and choked out of her every friday.

If you're going to post here at least pretend to fit in.

You some sort of faggot or something?

No. Kill yourself.

Walk me through your average day, come on.

It is literally 50 degrees where I'm at. Feels good finally being in the south.

Sorry, I'm not going to be your e-boyfriend.

The hero's journey myth is literally the foundation of all generative society, and nihilistic post-modern grey-on-gray morality garbage is the reason society is collapsing.

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You gotta be really fucking stupid to be duped into becoming a lefty.

Who said anything about homosexuality? Stop projecting and walk me through your average day.

White leftists are the ultimate dupes.

Try grinder faggot. Stop trying to fuck me.

I honestly didn't think gays like you would be on /full/pol, seeing how most people here wish you dead. But walk me through your average day anyway.

They have no economic message and they won't have one as they are they are directly under globalist control, and the kikes want to de-industrialize our countries.

By all means, let them keep being hysterical and irrational and we can actually make then into suicide in 2020.

>s-so tell me about yourself user
Fuck off faggot.

Embed related because it hilariously blows the fuck out of the liberal world of "everything's fine" without even intending to.

No, seriously. Walk me through your average day.

>p-please tell me about yourself user
Filtered faggot.

I love you winter chan!

Come on now, stop being such a cunt. Walk me through your average day. It seems you're illiterate somehow or projecting your closeted desires into someone who just wants to know how goes your average day without the things I may or may not enjoy but you deem unworthy. It's not that difficult.

and there I was thinking they were calling themselves special snowlakes

I understand you're straight off the boat from TRS, but here on Holla Forums we actually try not to be easily identified

That's retarded as well, I've been here since August 2014. And this has nothing to do with identifying anyone, but the average day of how he goes about life. I want to hear some points that I can then offer my counterpoints, but looks like he is in fact some closeted faggot virgin with no job etc.

Hey goy lets be friends.

Pathetic.

okay! where do i submit my SSID and identifying tattoos?

hello officer

>>>/cia/

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Too bad they are their own worst enemy.

Thank you. Nothing wrong with the bad guys simply being evil.

Is this some new baiting technique or something? If it is then its so low energy youre making Turtles McGuacbowl blush. Time to go back to the drawing board.

webm related. They weren't wrong.

I've only read the books, but so far as I remember, the villains always won

Leftis outmemed as always, can they ever catch up with us ?

To be fair though, without the "…and fuck a lot…" that also works as a reducto ad absurdem description of something like LOTR. You essential point about all their favourite fiction having one single metaplot stands though.
I know, I know: >>>/arda/
Polite sage for not entirely relevant.

I think the key difference between some of these things is that word. When the hero character is special because magic and never has to strive for anything, then it's simply not a journey.
Harry Potter's only ability is that he was resistant to gassing, and his enemy used the same exact thing to fight him every time which he was already immune to.

Tell them 2016 called and ask if their lame asses want to go back.

For people who claim this and that about the 'arts', these motherfuckers aren't creative at all.

wat

The irony here is in their immense salt.

Yanks have a weird calendar where winter starts just before Christmas and lasts until the 21st March or something ridiculous.

Bitch, I was born in the Winter. Molded by it. I knew snow from the moment I exited my mothers womb. From an early age I was able to command the snow to whatever shape I desired. I could carve a path through the harshest of blizzards, and create my own army of snowmen. You can be a snowflake all you want, but in the end you are still a tool. And when you have melted, I will use you to grow my garden.

Counter with this.

thats weird
makes the calendar pointless

No. Ridiculous is that Canada follows the same farcical calendar designations, even though we've been shoveling the white shit for weeks or months before winter "officially" begins, and we're usually still shoveling the white shit when spring "officially" begins. I'd like to meet the fuck who made those designations and kick him in the twat.

So should we mix that with this?

The Romans?

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THANK YOU, WINTER-SAN~

It goes back that far? Fine, then I want to kick Julius in the dongus minimus.

That much salt will kill you, user.

I would just like to point out that

THESE FOOLS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY PEOPLE CALL THEM SNOWFLAKES TO BEGIN WITH

THEY THINK IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE "FRAGILE"

This

well if its designations of seasons you might have to go all the way back to Sumer and pick a fight with Gilgamesh
your foot would break on his iron testicles swinging beneath his lion skin skirt while his 8 ft Schwarzenegger frame blocks out the sun over you

Spring etymologically comes from derivatives of "dawn". When the dawn began again for life around us (flowers blooming, birds returning, leaves growing, sun shining potently etc.) life sprang upon us again. To this day the vast majority of kids are seeded in the spring you know.

Counter with this.

That russian sign says "Make america fucking awesome again".

Found the Romans.

Remember that Voldemort not only did nothing wrong, but that Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them AFFIRMED that this image’s statements are CANON.

I always thought it was Fight Club which started using the word snowflake in a negative meaning

We could use this. Call it the "Winter sit out" where everyone "protests to show they are snowflakes" and give horrible advice.

"Show your strong in t-shirt and thong" etc etc

check ID's tbh
modern names and ideas on months/calendars is the Romans
seasons as we know them is the Sumerians

Its Science ya dingus.

nah bad idea
I dont really wanna watch photos of hambeasts in thongs
or young white women who look pretty in revealing dress being ogled at by packs of niggers, arabs and jews

yeah but our calendars dont revolve around them do they?
I dont think we have a solar or a lunar calendar
more like a taxation and public holidays calendar

Feels good man

I believe you, but Science can kiss my ass when I'm hip-deep in ice crystals in March.

I like this tho

Im in burgerland and I have always heard the official start of Winter and Spring as those 2 events. Its a little different each year.

In Australia our seasons are neatly defined; in date at least.

December/January/February - Summer
March/April/May - Autumn
June/July/August - Winter
September/October/November - Spring

>>>/oven/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, eh?

It really is astounding the depths to which liberals are wrong.

I felt like I even had to read that upside down.

hmmm
I dont like white women getting raped regardless tbh
not even whiteknighting I just know there are dumb bitches out there who will keep muhammad or tyrones rape baby to full term

maybe officially announced in the news
but not on calendars really i would have thought

in case you're confused that means its hot as balls here
it can be 40-52 degrees Celsius in Aus
on Christmas day

I almost wish I got a fucking iceberg as a Christmas present.

Dude, that's wicked.

It was. And it was perpetuated by 4chan around 2007 when Tumblr hit the scene.

My city was officially the hottest in the world on Christmas Day.

Adelaide?

The fuck? What's that in real people temperatures?

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Oh you poor American.

Yes.

Get fucked. Burgers are a minority with your fahrenheit idiocy.

Sad!

Best be bait.

Winter-chan isn't happy with this.
Meme it.

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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

knew it
I was there at the time
its like the fucking air is a fat chicks fetid sweating cunt and its wrapped round your goddamn face
like you're permanently inhaling a hairdryer

There you go.

To calculate F to C you must use a formula.

+32, - the first digit, then * 2 Amerifriend.

32C * 2 = 64
64 - 6 = 58
58 + 32 = 90F

Nah, fuck that confusing shit. Celsius is for faggots.

Fuck math. Can I eat math? I can eat this burger.

kek

I think I just gained two pounds from the picture, alone.

I shall not fall to the temptation of the khazar milkers

Christmas Eve 2011 I took some photos and was one of the only people at the Botanic Gardens. Even the pigeons were hiding under the shade of plants. Everything felt labored.

February is always the worst, especially around Valentine's Day.

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is that literally just America and Cuba?
even Liberia's abandoned fahrenheit along with every other system of measurement

You're lucky we love you, son.

Also. We're taught all of the imperial and metric conversions in school. Britain uses a mish-mash of both because whilst we love using the old imperial systems to fuck with the continentals and confuse everyone.

I rest my case. Keep your nigger tier measuring system over there too. Imperial or nothing.

I think I'd pick the hairdryer, if there's a choice.

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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

They aren't as white as Argentina, but they're doing okay.

100% of white countries use metric. Also this is a cuckchan /int/ tier debate.

There's no point in trying to reason with metricfags. Just call it French and spend the rest of the day doing something productive.

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That's right, bow you servile yankee to my mighty system!

What's wrong with Belize you faggot?

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Yeah
weird that Adelaide gets some of the harshest dry hot weather in the driest country on Earth
especially weird?
being a majority white city and state by a long shot and living there
when summer comes along literally every plant that isnt a gumtree or isnt looked after with irrigation or the council dies just flash heated and cooked in the first few weeks of summer

63,7% whites in 2010, and it's only getting lower.

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its 100% niggers and is pretty much a tropical Detroit

Man this is starting to feel like an /int/ thread from 2013. Now we just need Riley and foreskin spam and it'll be nostalgia lane.

I like when memes converge. Tell me more user, what happens in "Fantastic Beasts" that confirms it?

With the ongoing drive to be a 'University City' that white majority is dwindling by the year. Suburbs close to the CBD are becoming havens for poo in the loos and Chinese investors. At one point we did and probably still do have the most expensive electricity in the developed world.

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Jesus, you're right. I thought because it was an English-speaking British colony that there'd be a respectable amount of white people there but nope. Fuck Belize.

Sod off you.

There are jaguars that need our support though. Don't forget them.

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Yeah Magill looks like a fucking suburb in Beijing now

they all left fam
got in boats and went to greener shores and left the nigger slaves behind to do whatever they want
which is kill each other for fun and drugs

Doesn't it just. Notice how the CBD now resembles a typical 'former colony' environment with all the Chinese massage parlours and convenience stores replacing the predominantly European feel?

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the number of Canadians taking photos of the dwindling churches and gothic architecture is astounding
the number of brothels and 'massage parlours' where you can get sucky sucky in Adelaide is ever increasing
CBD is just a center of sin

They always try to do that, it just makes it clear which of them is bothered by it.
It's actually one of the clearest admissions that it bothers them.
The same faggots tried to do this with cuck.
Continue to call them it, watch them try to play it off once or twice, say it some more and watch the flimsy facade fall apart with rage.

It makes me livid that our distinct culture is being eroded, once more by the champagne socialists and the silver spooners. I remember it really started to change roughly a decade ago. That was when I first noticed the strain on services, the importation of dindus from Sudan and their children being sent off to private schools in the city; while foreign students blocked the street in their little self-aware chains.

theres a small but distinct presence of niggers permanently in rundle mall
the libertine behaviour is certainly pretty ridiculous in Adelaide
I know way too many drug dealers, addicts and prostitutes tbh

This made me happy.

so…. zero?

FTFY

I totally just posted that @ the author. Kekekekeke

Would fuck into submission/10

if the fat slut lost 20lbs and got a good dicking she would stop being such an insufferable cunt

You should see what she looks like with her husband in a photo. Eww.

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

In lotr and to an extent the hobbit, the only special one is gandalf and he kinda refuses to do jack shit often. Frodo and bilbo are plain with fate forced on them. They are both damn replacable to their stories.

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lol ok

are you fucking retarded?
C and F just dont have a simple conversion ratio because the zero is different, fahrenheit is still fucking linear

They couldn't create a decent meme if their political party depended on it. Which it may….

Underrated post

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!

Sorry women really are just big children!

I expect the same results as the time they briefly tried to "take back" cuck.

Just needs some deprogramming. Honestly doesn't need to lose any weight, damn….

Do these people even think before coming up with their shit? I mean it would be one thing if they were intentionally wanting to identify that way but they clearly are not.

Well Bigot don't you know that using any nerd reference is funny

I think what they're saying is that THE FLOOD COMES and they can't wait to be swept off their feet by Right Wing Death Squads.

F = 180 degrees of difference between 32 and 212.

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Kelvin is how homosexualist scientists identify one another for degenerate bumlove and low-temperature weird shit I don't even want to contemplate.