Why are betty and veronica obsessed, let alone attracted to this chode-nosed ginger dandy faggot?

Why are betty and veronica obsessed, let alone attracted to this chode-nosed ginger dandy faggot?

I always assumed that Archie has a twelve-inch dick.
I mean, he has no money, he's kind of an assclown, doesn't have many prospects beyond that band with one song, and his car is a piece of shit.
He's got to have a cock like a baby's arm holding an apple, it's the only explanation.

He's a pretty boy tier chad.
Doesn't have the face but I guess he has the charisma of one.

He doesn't have the body to be a Chad.
I don't think he's been called good-looking beyond "cute" in-universe.
He doesn't spend a lot of time chasing B&V. He chases other girls, forgets who he's supposed to be on a date with… And he doesn't have that kind of asexual cold fish Spock/Kermit sex appeal of Jughead.

You know, I think he's a beard, and Betty and Veronica are really just interested in each other, and keep Archie around to look straight.
Odds on he's fucking Jughead anyway.

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They are attracted to who Archie is as a person. True he's a bit of a dingus but he's a kindhearted dingus.In the almost eighty years of Archie comics he has been shown to be selfless, honest, charitable, and always there for his love ones. It's no surprise that Betty and Veronica love him.

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What is not to like?

He's a jew, canonically

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